Chapter 692: Cui Dazui Tells a Story (1st Update)
"Yo, Zhao Bing, as soon as I saw you, I remembered something, a few days ago, someone wanted to buy the plaque at my door, and bid tens of thousands!" Cui Dazui said excitedly: "Blame me, my mouth is too big, I inadvertently said you, when others heard that it was your inscription, I had to come to collect it, which made me restless these days, no, I added a stainless steel shelf outside, I was afraid that people would steal, after you became the richest man in our Chinese, someone in my store came to eat from time to time, of course, most of them came to eat for that plaque." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info”
Zhao Bing was embarrassed: "You still don't sell tens of thousands?" ”
"Not for sale." Cui Dazui smiled and said: "Keep it and wait for the appreciation, besides, if you sell me, it won't be called Juxianzhuang." ”
"Why don't I write you a few more words?" Zhao Bing joked.
"Forget it, I don't do collecting." Cui Dazui can now be honest and sincere.
He continued: "Or is it the same old thing? ”
"Red Star Erguotou!" Wang Ruofei shouted.
"Great!" Cui Dazui agreed, and soon brought two boxes.
A group of friends looked at each other, this is the rhythm of putting all the people down, it seems that the boxes that just went directly to it, but there is no need for so much!
Seeing that Cui Dazui was about to walk away, Wang Ruofei hurriedly pulled him over, forced him to sit down, and said with a smile: "Since it's an old rule, then you have to accompany us to eat, and you have to tell a story for a while." ”
"I've already finished telling those stories, and you've all heard them countless times, don't you?" Cui said in embarrassment.
"Don't be afraid, we love to listen repeatedly." Everyone is gossiping.
Shen Yinchun watched from the side, and suddenly felt a little moved in his heart.
"By the way, I also brought you two cigarettes." Wang Ruofei took out a black pocket from under the table and handed it to Cui Dazui.
"You don't need to be so polite, do you?" Cui Dazui's eyes lit up, and he immediately opened a pack from it and said, "Then let's smoke it together." ”
He began to divide the cigarette, but as soon as he touched one, he frowned: "You are too stingy, why is this cigarette so short, this can be smoked in a few puffs and it will be gone!" ”
A group of people were embarrassed and had strange faces.
The fat man looked even more aggrieved, and explained: "I said Uncle Big Mouth, this cigarette is only available to the head of the army, and it can't be bought on the market, do you know the special supply?" ”
Cui opened his mouth wide, with a look of surprise: "This is the legendary special offering?" ”
Everyone laughed together.
"Really, isn't it?" Cui Dakou was anxious.
"If it weren't for the special offering, you would think he would be embarrassed to give it away." Qi Sheng sighed: "He is now the boss of the Wang Group, a person with status, if this gift is given lightly, it will be his person who will lose it." ”
"Hey, aren't you in the army, why are you back doing business again?" Cui Dazui hadn't reacted yet.
"It's too boring to be a soldier, it's better to go back to Yanjing, you can come and listen to your ghost stories if you have nothing to do." Wang Ruofei said with a smile.
Cui Dazui woke up this time, and was a little uncomfortable: "This cigarette is so valuable, you give me a few at a time, it's not okay, or you can take this cigarette back and buy me two Yuxi again." ”
Wang Ruofei waved his hand and said very generously: "Don't, I'm tired of smoking this cigarette, I have a lot of cigarettes at home, there are several boxes, and I can't finish smoking, even if you help me." ”
The crowd looked at each other with contempt.
"Since you can't finish eating, go back and give me a few." The fat man laughed.
Wang Ruofei coughed twice: "Let's talk about this later, come on, let's drink." ”
Cui Dazui hurriedly said: "Then I will give money, how much?" ”
"It's not expensive, the few in your hand are worth more than 10,000 yuan, the key is that they can't be bought on the market." Someone laughed.
Cui Dazui was dumbfounded, and said depressedly: "So expensive? I can't afford that. ”
"Sell the plaque at your door, you can sell it for a lot of money." Xiao Xin interjected.
Cui Dazui shook his head again and again: "That's not good, I'll just point to this signboard to attract customers and keep it as a souvenir." ”
"My brother can write to you again."
"Then it's not worth much."
Zhao Bing said: "Okay, okay, if you don't talk about cigarettes, Xiaofei can't collect your money, do you want to smoke?" Take it out, everyone can help smoke it! ”
Cui Dazui hurriedly began to smoke.
"Come on, come on, for us to be reunited again, let's go first."
Wang Ruofei proposed.
Sensei said that none of the people present, including Xiao Xin, drank alcohol and started blowing directly.
This Red Star Erguotou is original, absolutely pure and strong enough, but none of them blush.
While eating the dishes, everyone was full of praise for Cui Dazui's craftsmanship, and he ate exceptionally sweetly, although Cui Dazui sat down, he just accompanied the wine, ate very little, and smoked a very short special offering, he felt some flesh pain, and when he smoked halfway, he snuffed it out by himself, and was reluctant to throw it, and put it directly on his ears.
After three rounds of drinking, Bell proposed, "Uncle Big Mouth, tell us a story." ”
Cui Dazui smiled bitterly: "You have heard my stories 10,000 times, still listen?" ”
"You haven't read? Now that the tomb robbery notes are so popular, you should find some materials. Butterfly laughed.
Cui Dazui pursed his lips, he pursed his lips, his mouth appeared bigger, and he said with some disdain: "You think the writing is good, but I look boring, there are many things, it's not the same thing at all, but you laymen can't see it." ”
"It's still that question, Uncle Big Mouth, did you really rob tombs back then?" The fat man was a little excited, and his eyes lit up.
This question has been asked for several years, no less than a hundred times, but Cui Dazui still denied it: "How could I do that kind of thing, I said, I used to be a chef." ”
This answer has been answered countless times.
Of course, a group of friends didn't believe it, and boos erupted.
"Let's tell a story!" Zhao Bing said with a smile.
Seeing that everyone was staring at him, Cui Dazui hesitated: "Do you really want to listen?" ”
"Of course you have to listen."
"I've said it many times, why do you always like to hear it." Cui Dazui was a little incomprehensible.
"I just like to hear it." Everyone said in unison.
It's the vibe that people like.
While drinking and listening to Cui Dazui's ghost stories, the previous carefree feeling returned, and it felt like returning to the period of boys and girls.
Cui Dazui is actually not stupid, he knows what everyone is thinking, and he is not polite, and he starts to tell the story that he has said more than a hundred times.
"It is said that in the extreme west of our Huaxia country......"
Listening to Cui Dazui's story, the wine was drunk bottle after bottle, and the dishes gradually decreased.
Cui Dazui suddenly said: "That's all for today, I'll add a few more dishes, this wine is almost gone, why don't I go get some more wine?" ”
"No, we're all done." Wang Ruofei hurriedly stopped: "Tell a few more stories, and we'll disperse today." ”
"I know the amount of alcohol you drink, how can you drink this little wine, look at you one by one, your face does not change color and your heart does not beat, I sometimes wonder if you are a monster, why can't you get drunk, one by one, the amount of alcohol is so good." After Cui Dazui drank the wine, he spoke unscrupulously.
However, when he wasn't drinking, he didn't have any scruples with this group of friends, and it felt more like a New Year's friend.
Every time everyone came over, Cui Dazui was happy in his heart.
"No, we're going to have to go out for drinks in a moment." Wang Ruofei said.
"Ah, still want to drink?" Cui was stunned.
"Of course." Wang Ruofei smiled: "We will have a show in a while." ”
"What's the show?"
"You know, old show." Wang Ruofei said with a smile.
Cui Dazui suddenly came to his senses: "Who is it that is not pleasing to the eye again?" You're a big boss, and you still want to go out and cause trouble? ”
"You don't care about this, tell the story." Wang Ruofei urged.
Cui Dazui said helplessly: "Okay." ”
"In the far north of our Huaxia country......"
Many years ago, a group of friends liked to come to Juxianzhuang to listen to stories, and they were never short of money, so Cui Dazui didn't have to worry about no business, and these little ancestors could also cover his usual day's turnover with a casual meal.
At that time, they were not very old, especially Xiaoxin, who was still a child.
Time is like electricity, everyone has grown up, except for Xiaoxin.
But everyone still likes this kind of life, whether it's nostalgia or other reasons, in short, everyone is still very happy.
Wang Ruofei would check the time from time to time, occasionally go out to answer the phone, or secretly send messages, feeling that he was planning something.
"Do you want to talk about it again?"
Cui's big mouth stopped, and his lips were a little dry.
Xiao Xin immediately poured him a cup of tea, and said with a smile: "Uncle Big Mouth, you continue, these stories are simply too exciting, and it would be a waste if you don't write a book." ”
"What book to write?" Cui was stunned.
"Net, register a name, and then write these stories out, guaranteed to sell more money than tomb robbery notes." Xiao Xin said.
Cui Dazui rarely reads books, even if it is a tomb robbery note, he also buys a physical book, and almost never reads it on the Internet, at this time he pouted: "How much money can I make, it is better to open my small restaurant and feed my family." ”
A group of people burst out laughing.
"Uncle Big Mouth, do you know how much money that guy made writing tomb robbery notes?" Xiao Xin was a little speechless.
"How much?"
"There aren't many, there are tens of millions of them before and after, just this one book." Xiao Xin sighed.
Cui opened his mouth wide, his expression was very exaggerated, and he said tremblingly for a long time: "This, this, so much?" ”
"Of course, if it's not well written, no readers will read it, and there will be no penny."
"And now 99 percent of the books written on the Internet like this can't make money."
Cui Dazui breathed a sigh of relief: "It's about the same, if everyone else writes books, it seems that it is safe to open a small restaurant." ”
He took a sip of tea, but his expression was strange: "This is wine?" ”
Everyone laughs together.
Cui Dazui continued to tell the story, and everyone continued to listen.
After drinking tea a few times, he was about to spit in his mouth, Cui Da mouthed and waved his hand: "That's all for today, I can't do it." ”
"What did that Yuan Biao see when he opened the coffin?" Xiao Xin said anxiously.
Cui Dazui blinked: "If you want to know what will happen next, please listen to the next breakdown." ”
A group of people rolled their eyes.
This girl, learn to sell off......
Butterfly's cell phone rang again, and this was the fourth time, after she had gone out to answer the call three times.
A crowd looked at her.
She turned off her phone directly and complained: "It's not annoying, it's bothering, it's okay, it's okay, I'll go back after a while." ”
"Your mother told you to come home for dinner?" Qi Sheng said with a smile.
The fat man said, "It's raining, tell you to go home and collect your clothes." ”
"Don't be poor!"
Wang Ruofei glared at the two of them, and asked the butterfly very seriously: "Otherwise, you go back first, it's not good for your family to come out to look for you in a while." ”
"I said I was with you, I really don't understand, I'm not a child, why don't you worry about me so much." Butterfly complained.
A group of people shrugged their shoulders, all in understanding.
Wang Ruofei sighed: "If you don't say it's okay to be with us, they are more worried about this." ”
The butterfly said curiously, "Why?" You're not bad people. ”
"But we always like to play with the bad guys."
Butterfly suddenly realized: "I understand, so that's it!" ”
"Then do you want to go back, I can send you back first, it's not too early." Wang Ruofei was silent, but he was a little apprehensive in his heart, he really didn't want to go crazy with butterflies.
"No return!" Butterfly thought for a moment and hesitated.