Volume 1 Ugly Slave Chapter 019 Wonderful—The little elf bumps into the big-bellied black
"The nineteenth master really has a long love affair with his children, and his heroes are short of breath."
The person who came put away the slingshot in his hand and swung in in a chic and uninhibited manner, with a slight evil spirit between his handsome eyebrows and eyes, and a malicious smile on the corners of his slightly hooked lips.
Zhao Jun glanced at him, "The skin is itchy again?" ”
"Hey, Tianlu, I really doubt that your heart is pinched out of ice lumps, and you can't hold half a cent of heat with a pretty girl in your arms?"
Tianlu is Zhao Zhu's cousin, and ordinary people don't dare to call him that.
And Moto-woo is different.
In addition to his identity as the right general of the Jin Wei Army, he was actually born in the royal family, and is the third son of the current crown prince Zhao Zhe.
The royal concubine passed on to the courtiers, and this dynasty is the only one.
It stands to reason that Yuan You should be called Zhao Zhu, the nineteenth uncle of the emperor. But he has been reading with Zhao Zhu since he was a child, and he is used to talking casually, and he has long lost the sense of proportion of his juniors.
After ridiculing, seeing that Zhao Yu was still holding his face coldly, the little grandfather of Yuan You shook off the slingshot a few times and put it on the window lattice, walked over gracefully, leaned on a wooden chair next to the bed, and observed the seventh day of the summer that was knocked unconscious by him.
"Ouch, don't talk about my cousin, she really looks like a - ugly!"
Zhao Zhu glanced at him, and then did not say a word. Novel ybdu language.
Yuan Yu laughed, his fingers slowly tapping on the edge of the bed, and he was talking to himself.
"The eyebrows are like light willows, but they are a little higher—not a well-educated person."
"The nose is like a hanging gall, but it is not very upright—blessed but jealous, afraid that it will not tolerate other women."
"It's a small mouth, it's in a great shape, but it's a little less shiny - I don't know how it tastes?"
"These facial features, when taken apart, they are not very outstanding, but they can be embedded together, but there is still a little flavor - I remember, she hugged me that day, called cousin, good cousin, but the sound was extremely brittle, very delicate, and very soft, which made me tickle in my heart."
His experienced comments made a statement, and Zhao Zhu's brows became tighter and tighter, and he finally became impatient.
"Get out of the way!"
Yuan You glanced at him and smiled extremely crookedly, "Tianlu, don't look at my cousin, who has lost a little weight and has a little worse complexion." But raising a person is like raising a bird, if you feed her well, you can also play. If you dislike it, why don't I take it back? Cousin cousin, born as a pair. ”
As soon as his graceful eyes rolled, Zhao Tuo knew what he had in mind.
"Don't think too badly. This man, I am useful. ”
The corners of Yuan You's lips hooked, and he smiled evilly, "How do you use it?" ”
With a cold snort, Zhao Zhu ignored his lustful eyes, turned Xia Chuqi over, and quickly took down the strange objects on her body one by one, frowned for a long time, and handed them to Yuan You.
"Look, what's it?"
"Hey......" Speaking of serious things, Yuan You restrained his arrogance and looked like a right general. I saw him repeatedly look at the two iron guys upside down, and muttered, "It seems to be a firearm?" ”
Zhao Zhu's brows deepened, "Yes, it's very similar." ”
Squinting his eyes, Yuan Yu looked very seriously.
It's a pity -
Although the Jin Guards of Dayan are now equipped with firearms, iron cannons, muskets, thistles and other incendiary firearms, none of them look like these things, and they still can't see what they are.
"My cousin...... Isn't it small? ”
Zhao Zhu's eyes were cold, and he slapped him heavily on the shoulder.
"Take it to the Shenji Camp and find a few craftsmen to dismantle and explain the doubts."
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Xia Chuqi was awakened by a nightmare.
In the dream, a pair of bright red pants floated in front of her eyes, chasing and chasing after her, so that she had to cover her head, and there was a great strength to strangle her in the dirty pants. And under her feet, the impenetrable quagmire and abyss scared her into a cold sweat, and she sat up suddenly.
"Damn red pants, t-"
Before she finished speaking, she twisted her head and woke up completely.
She was still sleeping on the bed in the west, a few steps away on the Nanmu chair, Zhao Slut wore a luxurious prince python robe, a black fox fur coat, with a delicate wrapping on it, and the noble style of the body hated her teeth and itched.
She glared at him and didn't say a word.
His eyes were cold, his attitude was indisputable, and his atmosphere was low and cold.
A hook of lips, a squint of eyes, the sparks at the bottom of the seven eyes at the beginning of summer crackled.
"Bastard, seeing that the girl is beautiful, you don't have to keep staring at it, right?"
He didn't move, only made a look, and the little girl Meizi obediently handed her a blue and white water cup, "Girl, you've been asleep for some hours." Your mouth is very dry, rinse your mouth first, and you have something to ask later. ”
Didn't he have a long mouth? Do you need a servant to be a microphone when you speak?
grabbed the water cup and rinsed his mouth, and the seventh hum at the beginning of the summer chirped.
"Slut, hurry up, what do you want?"
He still didn't move, and asked Meizi to hand her water and rinse her mouth.
She was irritable, waved her hand, and snorted coldly: "Don't do it!" ”
Meizi was so embarrassed that she was almost about to cry, "Good sister......"
Hey, who made her kind?
Grabbing the water cup and rinsing her mouth again, she continued to hum, "Slut, you speak, how do you want to let people go?" ”
This time, Zhao Zhu finally reacted.
"I've gargled twice, but my mouth is still so stinky, how can I talk about it?"
What the? Xia Chuqi's already indignant little face turned into a slightly open "O" shape at the fastest speed in her life, and then used all the vicious words she could think of to greet his ancestors for eighteen generations in her heart, before taking a deep breath and slowly changing it to a smiling face.
"Okay, you're the uncle. If you want to talk about it, say it! ”
Zhao Zhu said lightly, "I want you." Follow me. ”
Xia Chuqi was dumbfounded, looking at him with his mouth open, his mind would not turn.
Sexually suggestive? Do you want to be so bold, so open, so undisciplined, so bottomless?
It dawned on her for a moment.
It turned out that what he said about asking her was to ask her to work for him and be his little follower, so that he could ignore her stealing the little golden tiger, and let go of Lan Da Fool. As a result, her misunderstood and joyful facial features were slightly distorted.
"Girl, my price is high, how much are you going to pay?"
Zhao Jun was silent for a moment, and asked in a low voice, "You make an offer." ”
At the beginning of the summer, I have just arrived, and I am not very familiar with the prices of this world. However, if the monthly salary is fifty taels, she can buy five little white faces in a month.
That's right, it's fifty taels.
She opened one hand and stared greedily at him.
Zhao Zhu's cold eyes narrowed slightly, "Five hundred taels? Permit! ”
Ahh
Just when she was calculating how many little white faces she could buy in a year after work, Meizi, who was waiting beside her, carefully handed over a piece of paper and obediently polished the ink for her to write. According to Zhao Slut's meaning, she doesn't know enough about her personal situation, so she needs to write it down, put it in the yellow book and keep it on file.
OK, reasonable request.
Taking the brush handed by Meizi, she tried it and was not used to it, so she simply broke the pen with a "click", and wrote it with thick ink like a watercolor pen.
After writing, she happily checked it and returned it to Meizi after feeling very satisfied.
Xiao Meizi, who had been teleporting between the two, didn't dare to come out, and respectfully handed it to the master.
"Master!"
Zhao Bottle glanced at her and raised the note. In the dim light, I saw that his face was getting more and more gloomy.
Name: Chu Qi.
Gender: Female.
Hobbies:Male。
Hometown: Kyoto City.
Political outlook: Party member.
Unit number: Red Thorn Special Combat Team.
Common nicknames: Beware of the liver, little baby, beauty seven, heartthrob seven, good Mi seven (can be supplemented according to the depth of feelings).
The motto is: Don't insult your ambition with my beauty.
Favorite thing:Flirting with beautiful men。
The best thing: the doctor deceives people, cheats people and beats people (limited to three years old and under ten years old).
The proudest thing: I touched a royal bird, which is quite big.
The most painful memory: I dreamed of being chased by a pair of red pants.
Mate selection criteria (uncompromising): good looks, rough instruments, full of gold.
……
Seeing that his face was getting darker and darker, but he could still look at it calmly, Xia Chuqi couldn't help but admire it a little.
The person who is the prince is really calm.
With a crooked smile, she asked, "How's it going?" Do you feel my strong personal charm? ”
Zhao Zhu looked her up and down, walked to the desk next to her, stood tall, rolled up his sleeves, crossed out the line of meaty "Be careful of the liver, little baby, beauty seven, good girl seven" nickname, and wrote three words in vigorous and powerful italics at the back.
"Little slave."
Yo!
At the beginning of the summer, he touched his chin evilly, and his expression was as soft as water.
"Little slave? It turns out that you like heavy mouths, right? Say it earlier, hehehehehe......"
Zhao Zhu glanced at her meaningfully, but did not mean to put pen to paper.
"Master, you are here, and you still want to give the little slave a nickname?"
Xia Chuqi stretched out his head with a smile and watched playfully, but saw three big characters with iron and silver hooks falling on the top of the paper.
"Deed of Sale——?
With an exclamation, her head "boomed" into a nest of bees.
Swindler!
Contractors turned into bonded workers?
------Off topic------
Just said that on that day, a certain one was caught...... After that, one was cleaned up by another and that crystal clear.
As a result, what happens to one and the other? Let's listen to the next breakdown.
Everyone: Two goods! Roll out, roll as far as you want, don't appear in front of us.
Erjin: Rolling ...... Finish...... How...... What...... More...... Wen...... Yes......