Chapter 234: Flat-chested is not a sin
God has given you a strong chest, given you strong and powerful muscles, given you a knife-like silhouette and a handsome face, and the beauties around you are like clouds and waves, but unfortunately you are a woman!
Seeing the Eastern Star, Wang Feng heard God looking down on the common people and said: I am fair!
In the face of this flawless "handsome guy", Wang Feng couldn't be jealous, and even felt that she was a little pitiful, when he heard Dongfang Xing say that he wanted to be a woman, Wang Feng still couldn't help but make her joke, "I have a girlfriend, it's not good for you to be a woman." ”
Dongfang Xing's deep and sharp eyes tightened, like a swordsman bursting out with murderous aura, the speed of the shot was extremely fast, the hand like a stone strangled Wang Feng's wrist, and reflexively prepared to subdue Wang Feng, Wang Feng was slightly stunned, the other party did not show any internal qi at all, and the speed and strength of the muscle explosion alone surpassed Wang Feng a lot.
But Wang Feng would not easily admit defeat, reached out and grabbed Dongfang Xing's collar, and blocked Dongfang Xing's attack with his arm forward, but Wang Feng was still extremely stunned, so strong chest!
Dongfang Xing's cheeks flushed slightly, and he let go of Wang Feng's wrist, "I'm sorry, I was impulsive." ”
Wang Feng also generously loosened her collar, and didn't forget to pat Dongfang Xing's chest, "It's okay, you are so imposing, I, Wang Feng, respect you as a man!" ”
Dongfang Xing's lips moved, and his eyes showed melancholy, damn! It's so handsome, Tony Leung can't compare!
Dongfang Xing didn't seem to want to joke with Wang Feng, and used an almost pleading tone, "I want to make myself more feminine, can you help me?" ”
"What are you looking for me, I'm not a woman, don't you know a lot of beautiful women, ask them." Wang Feng said, Dongfang Xing's request was too strange.
"They all said that I looked good and didn't want to help me, and I ...... I'm embarrassed to ask. Dongfang Xing was stunned, if the girl saw this appearance, she would definitely not be able to bear it.
Wang Feng stayed for a while, everyone has a love for beauty, men like to look at beautiful women, women also like to look at handsome guys, how could those girls let go of Dongfang Xing, and this kind of "handsome guy" can still be during the day and ...... at night Go on, even if something can't happen, it's eye-catching to keep around!
"Bai Ya is a girl in the school flower list, and the outside world's evaluation of her is quiet and gentle, very feminine, you are her boyfriend, you must know her very well, right?"
Dongfang Xing said, Wang Feng benefited from this sentence, patted his chest and said, "Of course, if you continue to learn femininity, I will let Bai Ya teach you later." ”
"I ...... I...... Can you teach me......"
Dongfang Xing's cowardice made Wang Feng a little puzzled, but he could understand it when he thought about it, after all, she was a girl, and she was lucky to be favored by God...... Or I'm a little sad about the injustice, and I'm definitely embarrassed to ask a girl about this seemingly normal and strange question.
Wang Feng held his chin and thought, Dongfang Xing's strength just now was definitely ancient martial arts, if he could have a good relationship with her, maybe he might learn ancient martial arts through her, thinking about it like this, Wang Feng immediately showed a bright smile, "No problem, leave it to me!" ”
Dongfang Xing laughed happily when he heard this, smiling toothless and gentle sunshine, Nima! If this is a man, he will definitely be killed!
Wang Feng bit his nails and circled around Dongfang Xing, and asked, "This woman is also divided into many kinds, spicy, enthusiastic and open, cute and innocent, quiet and virtuous...... Which do you want to be? ”
"I ...... As long as it's feminine. Dongfang Xing actually wanted to say that he wanted to be Bai Ya's kind, but he was worried that Wang Feng would misunderstand, so he had to not say it.
"I don't think any kind of woman has as short hair as you! You're too short, about as short as my hair, it's not an obvious way to tell others that a really handsome guy dares not to have bangs. ”
"Let's go, go buy a wig."
took Dongfang Xing to the barber shop, Wang Feng began to choose wigs for her, and brought shoulder-length wigs to Dongfang Xing, the effect was not very good, like a young boy, with a black straight wig...... Nima! is more handsome, accompanied by a literary atmosphere, causing the female clerk to scream constantly.
"So handsome!" A female clerk clutches her chest and acts like a nymphomaniac.
"Thank you." Dongfang Star returned the salute politely.
"Thank you!" Wang Feng dragged Dongfang Xing away, how could this thing grow into a man, and it was also a handsome man!
The two left hand in hand, and the female clerks instantly thought of a certain aspect, and almost had a nosebleed when they made up for it, "It turns out that they are...... It's a pity, such a handsome boy, cheaper that ** silk, hey! Good pigs have let the cabbage seduce. ”
The two came to a café, Wang Feng knocked the cup with a soup spoon, "I think the key is your voice, you see, those cute soft girls are cute and cute, so now you are more changed the way you speak." ”
"How to change?" Dongfang Xing asked urgently.
"This ...... It's very simple, from now on, whenever you use the word 'I' when you speak, replace it with 'people', and add modal words after every sentence, such as la, for example, I will listen to you if you say a word. ”
"I'll give it a try...... Dongfang Xing saw Wang Feng frowning, and immediately changed his words: "People try it." ”
Burst!
Wang Feng took a sip of coffee, holding his chest and panting, this Nima is a handsome guy selling cuteness! What a noise this naturally magnetic voice is!
"Handsome guy...... Are you selling cute? Wang Feng covered his forehead, his voice couldn't be changed, anyway, some girls' voices were quite like boys, so let's ignore this.
Wang Feng thought for a while and pointed to the beauties in the café, and then said: "Let's use realistic examples to make comparisons, you see the difference between you and those beauties?" ”
Dongfang Xing read those beauties one by one, and his eyes showed envy, and those beauties who found that Dongfang Xing was looking at them also showed sweet smiles, and even bold girls waved their hands: "Handsome guy, do you want a number?" ”
Wang Feng knocked on the table, Dongfang Xing also came back to his senses, Wang Feng said seriously: "Did you find the difference?" Clothes! Others say that a woman's wardrobe is always missing a piece of clothing, which shows that girls love clothes, and you, wearing this one is too neutral, go buy a skirt to wear. ”
"Skirt I ...... People have worn it before, and when I walk on the street, people call me a ladyboy......"
“……”
Wang Feng is full of black lines, this thing is really crazy to be a woman, and he tries hard to learn the voice of the soft girl paper, but it makes people think that he is a handsome guy selling cuteness.
Seeing that Wang Feng was silent for a long time, Dongfang Xing looked lonely and thought that Wang Feng had nothing to do, so he said gloomily: "Actually, I have secretly learned from the girls around me, using the same cosmetics and facial masks as them, learning from them to eat sweet and greasy food, and the same hobbies...... But every time a stranger saw me, they thought I was a man. ”
Wang Feng pondered for a long time, seriously compared the difference between Dongfang Xing and those women, his eyes stayed on her chest, and sighed: "Flat chest is not a sin, strong chest is a ghost story!" Take the liberty of asking, do you have eight-pack abs? ”
Dongfang Xing's eyes tightened, it was obvious that Wang Feng's words hurt her heart to pursue femininity, but she was about to fall lonely, and lowered her eyebrows like a helpless kitten in the night.
Syllable!
Wang Feng slapped the table suddenly, grabbed Dongfang Xing's shoulder, his eyes flashed, "I know!" I know what you're missing! ”