I was in a hurry to eat this supper, and from time to time I thought about my so-called Tong Kang, and then there were women cheering and jumping on the kang......

During the meal, I always involuntarily glanced in the direction of my room, and this is the case these days, everything is inexplicable, and if I want to point to the light bulb and say that I am a gentleman, I am really afraid that a thunderbolt will kill me.

This kind of people include Lao Zhao, Lao Lin, Ma Yuer, Fang Fang, Lao Liu, they all persuaded me to drink less, keep a little body at night, of course, and those who don't understand the fart and know that they are pulling me to drink, whatever, I drank three bottles of liquor plus half a case of beer, I really can't guarantee that I can still maintain my humanity for a while, isn't this a mistake to squeeze me? Su Diao Complex and Liu Qian have long disappeared without a trace, and I can't believe that they didn't prepare some programs for me.

Anyway, this meal was quite harmonious, no one defecated anywhere, no one had to swish and fly all over the sky, and no one was teasing everyone to perform a show, and when I drank until I couldn't drink a lamp, I finally gave the right order: "Go back to the house and sleep." ”

As soon as I got back into the house...... I can't hold it anymore, there are some ancient sayings of the Chinese nation, which are quite reasonable, such as drunken disorder or something, but the idiom used in me probably has to be replaced by wine to make people courageous, Su Diao and Liu Qian in the room live on both sides of the kang, the room temperature is about twenty-five or six degrees, Su Diao complex wears a small light blue suspender, and the lower body gets into the quilt, Liu Qian is Ma Daha, wearing a pink nightdress, lying on the kang on all fours, as if asleep.

I stood at the door and stared at the two of them for a long time, and a lot of evil thoughts came to my mind, should I do something in this situation? Who should I start with? At what cost? Is it a broken arm and a short leg, or can't take care of yourself for the rest of your life?

For Mao I will have so many negative thoughts? Damn, it's because of the environment I'm in now! Master, I said that I have been a chick for more than 20 years, but the truth is still clear in my chest, these two women and three souls are not simple roles, but it is not difficult to take it, the key is that we live in a house with four souls! If I were to drag one out of the meadow and trick me into the meadow, I would definitely be able to do it, but now......

The two women and three souls seem to be pretending to be asleep, the frequency of Su Diao's complex gasping is about two hundred times a minute, and Liu Qian's muscles are hard, as if waiting for some kind of torture, I can see that these two women and three souls are more nervous than me, more afraid than me, and I can guess a few points about the content of the fear, they must be thinking, who will the big head go to first? If he goes to the other side, how faceless will I be? What should I do if he comes to me? I'm so shy! Also, this guy drank a lot of wine today, will he not remember anything when he wakes up tomorrow......

I closed the door, and there was still no sign of movement in the two bodies, but I also began to mumble, and after thinking about it for a long time, I didn't come up with any good solution, so I smiled and asked the two of them, "Are you asleep?" ”

"Asleep!" I heard three answers!

"Do you want me to turn off the lights?" I don't even know what to say!

"Turn it off, it's easy to have nightmares when you turn on the lights and sleep at night!" It should be Sophie Fei who speaks!

"Well, aren't you cold when you sleep so far away?" When I said this, I unconsciously wiped the sweat from my head!

"Don't say it, it's a little cold!" It was Liu Qian who responded to me!

"Then you might as well sleep closer! Warm! "I'm already shivering!

"I think so! Let's sleep in the middle, it's not good to feel bad in winter! "It's Diao Zetian who speaks, this woman has more than 10,000 lethality, and she will also catch a cold?

The two women and three souls squeezed to the center of the tong kang with their heads down, hugging the quilt and squeezing into the center of the kang, they didn't look at me from beginning to end, everything was so weird and natural.

I turned off the lights in the house, and suddenly, it was pitch black, and I touched the darkness and said to the kang: "That, you see I'm also sleepy, why don't I sleep for a while!" ”

After being silent for about three or four seconds, Sophie Fei said, "If you want it, don't be verbose, you have to get up early tomorrow to buy something, hurry up and go to bed!" ”

"That's it! I've been talking to you for a long time, so stop sleeping honestly! Liu Qian also quietly echoed a few times!

I acted sneakily, quietly took off my shoes, I rubbed my bare feet on the kang, in order to alleviate the embarrassing atmosphere, I smiled and said: "There is a saying, smell the fragrance and get off the horse......"

"Go to bed in the dark!" Liu Qian was quite anxious, and said it without thinking about it, and then the room was unusually quiet, and after a few seconds, Liu Qian seemed to remember something, and pulled her neck and scolded me: "I'm going to Nima's big head, why don't you even bury your own woman......"

Su Diao's complex chuckled a few times: "He is so virtuous, you don't know it!" ”

I laughed a few times and sped up!

……

What's the matter, just the moment when I just touched the edge of the kang, suddenly a glimmer of light appeared in the room, and I instantly trembled up and down, as if I had been caught doing something bad, not only me, but also Su Diao Complex and Liu Qian also noticed the abnormality, raised their heads and looked behind me.

Then, by this faint light, I saw an extremely impatient look on Su Diao's complex's face, and then, I suddenly sensed something......

Sure enough, Su Diao muttered a few dirty words, dragged a piece of clothing from the side and draped it on his body, and said to me weakly: "Come on, don't sleep anyone, come to the customer!" ”

Groove !!

I can't wait to block all the power in the house, what's the matter, isn't this a special heart and I can't get along with the master? Is there such a thing? In the middle of the night, I didn't say hello, and sent someone to someone else's bedroom, so why did I really treat me as a mallet without desire?

Scolding and scolding, but we are doing this, and we can't rely on others, it's a pity that this scene is ......

The Su Diao complex under the control of Sophie Fei got off the kang, turned on the lights in the house, and casually found an iron rod and inserted it into the socket, and suddenly, bursts of sparks appeared in the room, and the Su Diao complex also trembled violently, and after a while, a middle-aged man in his forties appeared in front of me, wearing a suit, tie, and about ten hairs on his head, with his eyes closed, as if he was a little uncomfortable on the way to teleport, and there was a painful expression on his face, after a few seconds, He finally wiped his eyes vigorously, and then held my hand very excitedly and said, "You are Section Chief Wang, right?" Hello hello, my name is Niu Lao Wu, I finally met the real person, I always worship you! ”

This guy is so enthusiastic that I really can't get used to it: "It's easy to say, welcome to the yang world!" ”

Niu Lao Wu turned to look at Su Diao and Liu Qian, and said with a smile: "These two are your cousins, right?" ”

Look at his dress, I can fully feel that this guy has not died for a few years, he must understand the rules of the yang world, but since people can be so calmly complimentary, I don't want to break his face, so, I smiled evilly and said: "Low-key!" Low profile! By the way, brother, I think you seem to have just left the yang world not long ago, and this is coming up, you must be mixing up below, right? ”

"Section Chief Wang, let's not be in a hurry to say it first, there are still a lot of people in the back, let's wait until they all arrive, it's not too late to talk!"

“……”

Before I could react, another person popped out of the socket, in her thirties, wearing heavy makeup, charming and enchanting, wearing a cheongsam, a tall and beautiful woman, with an indifferent expression!

If I don't take this opportunity to rub oil, then I won't be Zheng Yun, without saying a word, I put my hands together and held the woman's hands tightly: "Welcome, welcome, hello, I'm the supervisor Wang Section Chief here!" ”

The woman didn't seem to care about my identity, and smiled at me slightly: "Hello, my name is Liu Ting, the word Yanran." Then he quietly withdrew the jade hand from my hand.

I didn't have the slightest expression of shame, and continued to stare at the socket, and after about a few seconds, another person popped out of it, with two strips of cloth tied around his head, bronzed, most of the red fruits, and a few vital points covered with straw ropes, which looked not much different from the wild man in the Amazon jungle, sorry, I really can't tell the age of this guy, I only know that he is a man!

The fourth is a woman in a Tang costume, an absolute white rich and beautiful type, dressed gorgeously, less than the women at the fashion show, with a plump and round figure, described as noble, at first glance, she is a person with status, this woman who keeps smiling said to me: "Hello, my name is Li Lingyue!" ”

I don't seem to have heard of this person, is there such a number one awesome person in history? But Niu Lao Wu reminded me: "Section Chief Wang, I have tutored history underneath, and this woman also has a title, called ...... Princess Taiping! ”

"......" I was stunned, and almost gave the princess a bowing ceremony, but this woman was quite interesting, and she said to me lightly: "It's just a passing cloud, what princess is not a princess, in the end it is all empty!" ”

Look, this is what people who have seen the world say...... It's better than the flat-headed people who can pretend to be forced!

The fifth person is an old man named Ma Song, the Han Dynasty, the sixth person is a man named Chen Qi, who died in 1996, the seventh person is called Fang Mei, who died in the Jiajing period of the Ming Dynasty, the eighth person is called Linghu Dao, who is a swordsman who died in the Qing Dynasty, and the ninth person is ......

These people in the future are more and more strange than the other, my brain is obviously a little insufficient, and it is late, unconsciously, I have sleepiness.

Just when the thirty-first person finished receiving it, suddenly the light of the electric door suddenly became stronger, and then an old man with shiny hair came out with a dusty whisk, and on the spot, Su Diao and Liu Qian were stunned in place.

The old man gave me a hug excitedly and whispered, "Do you miss me?" ”

I asked numbly, "Why are you here?" ”

The old man whispered in my ear, "Don't speak, I'll give you an explanation later!" ”

Well, I not only have thirty-one more customers here, but also a very famous figure in history - Jiang Ziya!