Chapter 36: The "Fight" in the Bathroom

At this moment, the manager walked in again, still holding two bottles of red wine, followed by several beautiful waitresses, all with a tray in their hands, which was a medium-rare steak.

Several waitresses placed the steaks in front of the four of them, and then respectfully retreated, making Shi Yi feel sorry for him, and he hadn't looked at it carefully.

The manager walked up at this time, brought a goblet to each person, and then poured a glass of red wine for each person.

"Please slow down your use." After the manager did all this, he didn't bother too much and just quit.

"Well, let's have a toast first, this is the best wine." Zhou Dong picked up the goblet tastefully and said to the three of them.

"Okay." Gu Ci nodded excitedly.

Although Xu Fangfang didn't say anything, she also raised her glass.

Shi Yi also picked up the goblet like the three of them, but it felt a little awkward.

β€œcheers!” Zhou Dong said in a mouthful of standard American English, and shook his wine glass at Xu Fangfang, which means that the lady will ask first.

But at this time, Shi Yi directly picked up the wine glass, raised his hand, raised his head, and drank the red wine directly.

At this scene, the other three people who watched were stunned.

"What's wrong? What do you drink? What are you watching me do? Do you want me to do it for you? Shi Yi put down his wine glass: One: Ben: Read: Novel 3w.ybdu, poured himself a glass again, saw the strange eyes of the three people, and asked curiously.

"Nothing, nothing." Xu Fangfang and Gu Ci hurriedly waved their hands, and then slowly tasted it.

As for Zhou Dong, he snickered in his heart, his decision was really right, this old turtle didn't understand Western food culture at all, and he would come out later.

"Brother Shi is really bold, but it also fits your character." Zhou Dong said with a pun, and then slowly tasted it.

"The '76-year-old Lafite is really extraordinary. Mellow, refreshing, crisp, everything you need. At this time, Zhou Dong really has the demeanor of a master wine taster.

Seeing this, Shi Yi knew why the three of them had strange eyes, it turned out that he was the second senior brother who swallowed the ginseng fruit, and he swallowed it in one gulp without even tasting the taste.

"The wine was good. Hey. Shi Yi smiled casually, and then directly drank a glass.

It is a pity that he made Zhou Dong on the side look at such a "cow drink", such a good red wine, this guy doesn't know how to taste it at all, it is really a tyrannical thing.

Once you've got the wine done, it's time to settle the steak.

Shi Yi looked at the black steak on the plate, and had a headache, "How do you eat this thing?" ”

"Cut it with a knife and fork and eat it, like this." When Xu Fangfang heard this, she directly gave Shi Yi a demonstration and put a knife on her steak.

"I see, it's not difficult." After a glance, he knew what to do, but when he began to cut it himself, the steak slipped away, and the knife sliced to the bottom of the plate, making a screeching sound.

"At your level, I still expect you to cut it for me." Seeing Shi Yi's failure like this, Gu Ci shook his head with some hatred, and was ready to do it himself.

"Slow, I don't believe it, isn't it just steak, I can't deal with it!" Shi Yi said that he cut again, this time carefully, and in order to avoid mistakes, he also used some strength on his hands, ensuring that he held the knife and fork tightly, grasped the strength, and did his best.

The effect was really remarkable, and between the hands of the couple, the original whole steak was quickly cut into many small pieces, but it looked as if it had not been moved.

"Wow, why are you so powerful all of a sudden?" Seeing this, Gu Ci looked incredulous.

"Here's for you." In this regard, Shi Yishi smiled slightly, and then took Gu Ci's steak, gave her his own plate, and cut it again.

In less than thirty seconds, he once again completed the task perfectly, this time, he exchanged Xu Fangfang's steak.

"It seems that I have a talent for eating Western food." Shi Yi said proudly while cutting the steak, and then looked at Zhou Dong, whose nose was almost smoking, "Of course, thank you Zhou Dong for providing such a good place and opportunity." ”

If he could, Zhou Dong would really rush forward now and trample Shi Yi under his feet, and beat him with a stick for ** hours to relieve the hatred in his heart.

However, his eyes rolled and he saw the wine glass in front of Shi Yi, his heart moved, and he hurriedly raised his wine glass, pretending to collide with Shi Yi, "Brother Shi Yi, come, I respect......"

With a snap, the wine glass in front of Shi Yi fell to the ground, and the red wine was also splashed on Shi Yi's body, both on his clothes and pants.

"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Zhou Dong apologized in a little panic, "This ......"

As we all know, red wine is difficult to wash when spilled on clothes, and if it is not expensive clothes, it is basically scrapped.

"I'm sorry." Zhou Dong saw that the wine glass fell to the ground, and the red wine was also vigorously sprinkled on Shi Yi's clothes, and in an instant, the original beige short sleeves were dyed with a layer of bright red.

Shi Yi stood up and shook off the red wine on his clothes, but he was very sad that the wet clothes stuck to his body.

"It's okay, you didn't mean to." Shi Yi knew about Zhou Dong's little hands and feet, but there was no evidence, so he couldn't say anything, "I'll go to the bathroom and tidy up." ”

"Are you alright?" Xu Fangfang and Gu Ci also put down their knives and forks and asked suspiciously.

However, Xu Fangfang seemed to have thought of something, glanced at Zhou Dong, and frowned slightly.

"It's fine." Shi Yi waved his hand at the two women, then pulled out a chair and walked out of the box.

"I'll take a look." Zhou Dong noticed Xu Fangfang's frowning at that moment, and a wave of anger suddenly rose in his heart, and he followed Shi Yi at the moment.

"Fangfang, what's wrong with you?" After the two went out, Gu Ci saw that Xu Fangfang's expression seemed to be a little unpleasant, and asked curiously.

"Sister Ci, let's go back directly. I'm a little tired. Xu Fangfang pondered for a moment and said lightly.

"Uh......" Gu Ci was stunned for a moment, but still nodded, "Okay, I'm also a little tired after a morning of shopping." ”

On the other side, in the men's restroom on the second floor.

Shi Yi stood in front of the sink, took a little water in his hand, wiped the red wine on his clothes in the mirror, and tried to dilute the red wine with water.

"It's really a tiger who doesn't make a threat, I'm a sick cat!" I wiped it a few times, but it didn't have any effect, so I simply didn't wipe it, looking at myself in the mirror, there was a trace of anger burning.

This Zhou Dong is really not a thing, he has calculated himself three times and twice, but he is not as knowledgeable as an adult or a villain, but he didn't expect him to become even worse, it seems that he has to teach him some lessons.

Shi Yi felt a little urge to urinate, and then went directly to the side of the urinal to pee.

At this time, the bathroom door opened, and Zhou Dong walked in.

Shi glanced at him, didn't say anything, continued to pee his own pee, and let others take a look.

Zhou Dong looked at Shi Yi's eyes with a hint of contempt, and the anger that was originally suppressed in his heart suddenly surged into his head, and with a turn of thought, he walked to a small urinal next to Shi Yi and began to pee.

There was no one in the bathroom, just the two of them.

Zhou Dong looked down at his baby, then turned his head sideways and glanced at Shi Yi's lower body, and the corners of his mouth involuntarily outlined the arc of pride and contempt.

"Brother Shi, I see that you have frequent urination and urgency, is there something wrong with the prostate?" Zhou Dong was very comfortable releasing the water, and did not forget to hit Shi Yi from the fundamental problem of men, "My connections are not bad, I happen to know a very famous prostate brick family, do you want to introduce it to you?" ”

As a man, a pure man, an iron-blooded man, anything can be tolerated, but it is absolutely intolerable in this man's true colors.

What man can tolerate others saying that he can't do it?

Even if it really doesn't work, say yes!

Shi Yi smiled coldly in his heart, this guy really doesn't shed tears when he doesn't see the coffin.

Shi Yi also glanced at Zhou Dong's lower body, and then said faintly, "I didn't expect Brother Zhou Dong to know the prostate brick family." But I don't need it, so you might as well keep it for yourself. You're too slow to flow this water, and it's even split, and as far as I know, it will affect that ability. ”

"Look at me, the water is strong and strong. This is a real man. "Shiichi is very proud.

While speaking, as if to show his ability, he took a step back, fifty centimeters away from the urinal, but the water flow was still well controlled, and he fell into the urinal in an arc, not spilling out at all.

After doing all this, Shi Yi raised his eyebrows at Zhou Dong, and looked down at Zhou Dong at a forty-five degree angle, and the provocation was self-evident.

"I'll rub!" Zhou Dong was also provoked at this time, and dared to say that his ability was not good, and his reputation of "Nine Jiro in One Night" was in vain!

Thinking of this, Zhou Dong also had the heart to fight, you take a step back, I'll take two steps back.

Zhou Dong didn't say a word, took two steps back, one meter away from the urinal, and at the same time controlled the flow of water not to spill out, and fell into it perfectly.

"It turns out that I am more capable than you." Zhou Dong was very proud of this, and said with a smile at Shi Yi.

"Lost color!" Seeing this, Shi Yi did not hesitate, and once again controlled the flow of water, and also took two steps back, one meter and five meters away from the urinal, and the water flowed into the pool, but when entering the pool, the water flow was a little scattered, but fortunately it did not spill out.

"Fight me! See that I don't let you die of low self-esteem. Zhou Dong also did not show weakness, gritted his teeth, controlled the flow of water with both hands, and moved his body back step by step, this time it was almost two meters away, but the last water flow was a little spilled outside the pool.

"No diamonds, don't do porcelain work!" Seeing this, Shi Yi smiled very contemptuously at Zhou Dong, knowing that Zhou Dong had almost reached the limit, he decided not to give him any chance, and directly came to a lore.