Chapter 30: Master of Body Art Research!
Out of the office, Ye Feng returned to the classroom and carried the textbooks he had received before back to the dormitory, after all, the classroom for university classes was not fixed, and Ye Feng was too lazy to bring the textbooks back every day.
It just so happened that Lei Gang said that their dormitory was not full before, so Ye Feng planned to set up a small nest in Lei Gang's dormitory, put textbooks, and usually come to rest at noon. The noon time is short, and many times Lin Keer will not go home.
called Lei Gang, and soon Lei Gang came to the teaching building to pick up Ye Feng.
"Ye Feng, what did Witch Zhou tell you to do in the office?"
As soon as the gorilla came, he asked with a lewd smile on his face.
"Of course it's that little bit of between men and women." Ye Feng said with a smile.
"Damn, isn't it, Zhou Witch wants to push you back?" Lei Gang's eyes widened, and then he smiled cheaply: "Although the Witch Zhou is not very good, her figure and face are not good, especially the pair of big waves, which are not inferior to Teacher Cang." If she pushes back, you will be considered profitable. ”
"Less daydreaming."
Ye Feng kicked the goods. Reverse thrust? The reverse kill is almost the same.
Lei Gang laughed a few times and took Ye Feng to his bedroom.
"Please, this will be your bedroom from now on, and you can get the key later." Lei Gang opened the bedroom door and said with a smile.
As soon as Ye Feng entered, he immediately pinched his nose and fanned the wind, "Leizi, this taste is too sour." ”
"Single men, normal."
Lei Gang was not ashamed, but waved his hand loudly and calmly entered the dormitory.
Although the smell is big, it is still much better than the Tianzi No. 1 room where Ye Feng has stayed for half a day, and it can be tolerated, and he entered the bedroom and looked at it, it is a four-person room, but only two beds are covered with quilts, and the other two beds have a bunch of sundries, and the whole bedroom is messy.
It is worthy of a single man to live. Ye Feng thought secretly in his heart.
"Sit casually."
Lei Gang greeted and found a disposable water cup to pour water for Ye Feng.
"What about another guy?" Ye Feng asked, pointing to another bed with a quilt.
"You said Lao Wang, his girlfriend had a fetus today, and he took care of it, otherwise he wouldn't dare to escape Witch Zhou's class." Lei Gang introduced while playing with the computer.
Ye Feng nodded, the students who taught Cheng are generally very old, and most of them return to school for a degree, so it is normal for a girlfriend to have a fetus.
"Yo, Xiao Tangerine has a new movie."
Suddenly, Lei Gang said in surprise, "Ye Feng, come here." ”
"What for?" Ye Feng leaned over and asked.
"Hehe, what do you say you can do, watch the movie." Lei Gang laughed obscenely, and when he saw Ye Feng's surprised expression, he said in surprise: "I said Ye Feng, you haven't seen a film before, right?" ”
Ye Feng shook his head, since he was taken away by the Dragon King, until his debut, his daily time was full of training, where to watch movies all day, after his debut, he performed tasks everywhere, and he had no chance.
"Damn, you kid is so pure?" Lei Gang's eyes widened, and he looked at Ye Feng with an expression of looking at an alien.
"Pure?"
Ye Feng touched his chin and asked rhetorically: "There are endless beauties, why should I watch the film?" ”
“……”
Lei Gang was defeated, too, this kid looks like a rich man, when he solves physiological problems, he uses it to watch movies, and some people have girls to warm up the bed.
Just as they were talking nonsense, Lei Gang was broadcasting from side to bottom, and he had already skipped the beginning, and a woman in a student uniform appeared in the picture, scratching her head and posing.
Ye Feng glanced at it, pouted and said, "Leizi, this woman is too ugly." ”
"Ye Feng, you are a full man, you don't know that a hungry man is hungry." Lei Gang said with a resentful face, looking at the screen without blinking.
"Leizi, it's too much to, I'll take you to a nightclub another day." Ye Feng said with a smile.
"Hehe, that's a good feeling. I'm committed to the study of body art, and now that I'm at the end of my theory, it's time to put it into practice. Lei Gang said with a smile.
"Leizi, you won't be still there, will you?"
"Yes." Lei Gang, a big man, couldn't help blushing, and replied shyly.
"You are so loyal to your future wife!"
Ye Feng really couldn't think of any words to comfort him.
"Hmph, I didn't find a favorite, otherwise with my strong figure, handsome face, and extraordinary temperament, it wouldn't be easy to catch." Seeing Ye Feng's contempt, Lei Gang explained with a red face.
"Haha, I understand, I understand." Ye Feng smiled, with an expression that I understood.
"You know!"
Lei Gang stiffened his neck, his black face turned red, and he pointed to the computer screen and said, "Can you casually tell Xiao Tang's measurements?" Can you tell her by her screams that she's high in a few minutes? Do you know if she really called or acted? ……”
Ye Feng was dumbfounded when he heard it, and after listening to it, he gave Lei Gang a thumbs up and praised: "You cow!" ”
"It's a small meaning, this is the ability of body art research experts!" Lei Gang said proudly, and then he looked at Ye Feng with a smirk: "Ye Feng, if you don't understand that aspect, you can ask me, for example, what posture is the most enjoyable to use, although I haven't practiced it, but you can't doubt my theoretical achievements!" ”
“……”
This time it was Ye Feng's turn to be defeated, he rolled his eyes, and said angrily: "No need!" ”
Although Ye Feng has no interest in watching films, especially the heroine is not a beautiful film in his eyes, but under the strong invitation of Lei Gang, a slut, he is not easy to refuse, after Lei Gang's introduction, Ye Feng learned that this little orange is still a female star, and she went to sea from a very famous large girl group in the island country, so she is very popular.
After watching it, no, in Lei Gang's words, after studying the film, it was already early twelve o'clock, and it was time to have lunch, turn off the computer, and Lei Gang and Ye Feng went out.
"Lao Wang is not here, otherwise our three brothers will have a good drink." Lei Gang said.
"There will be opportunities in the future." Ye Feng said with a smile, if he can get along with Lei Gang, Ye Feng thought that his personality would not be too bad.
As he was walking, Ye Feng's phone suddenly rang, it was Lin Ke'er calling.
Ye Feng just wanted to call Lin Ke'er and call her, but he didn't expect the other party to call, is this a good heart?
Ye Feng smiled slightly and connected the phone: "Hey, Ke'er." ”
"Ye Feng, I have a sister's birthday today, don't wait for me, you can go out to eat by yourself."
"Got it." Ye Feng nodded.
Hanging up the phone, Lei Gang asked, "Girlfriend?" ”
Ye Feng shook his head, "A younger sister." ”
Seeing that Ye Feng didn't want to say more, Lei Gang didn't ask, and took Ye Feng out of the school gate and went directly to a restaurant with a more elegant decoration.
"Leizi, you don't need to go to such a good place, just find a stall on the side." Ye Feng said that he was not picky about what he ate, and he could see that Lei Gang's net worth should not be rich.
"Hey, my brother is still invited to eat a meal, how can I invite you to eat on the first day and go to the ground stall, isn't that a slap in the face." Lei Gang insisted.
Seeing that he insisted, Ye Feng didn't say anything more, and secretly said in his heart that he would settle the bill in advance.
Lei Gang took Ye Feng into the restaurant, luckily, there happened to be a table empty, Lei Gang and Ye Feng were about to walk towards the empty seat and bang!
But just when he was about to get to his seat, a figure behind him rushed up and hit Lei Gang, this time the force was very strong, a big man like Lei Gang was unguarded, and he was knocked down, and his head almost hit the table.
Before Lei could react, the guy who hit him not only did not apologize, but also took the first step to occupy the table.
Lei Gang was stunned for a moment, and then he was furious, this bastard actually deliberately bumped into himself to grab a position.
Paralyzed, it's easy to bully when Lao Tzu!
"Bastard, did you do it on purpose?" Lei Gang glared at the bull's eye and said angrily.
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