Chapter 209: Rich but Not Rich to Go Home for the New Year
With the appearance of the title, the journey of embarrassment also began. Li Chenggong came to the airport to check in, but the employee ordered him an economy class ticket, and Li Chenggong, who was a successful person, was naturally unhappy and wanted to upgrade. As a result, the cabin was full, and I had no choice but to accept the reality and plan to go through the procedures like this, only to be reminded that this place was for first-class procedures.
A series of unfortunate things made Li Chenggong speechless and helpless, so he could only honestly queue up to check in for economy class.
As soon as the picture turned, Niu Geng, who was going to go to Short Sand to collect debts, also appeared at the window of the formalities with a large bag of things on his back. A conversation about the platform, standing tickets, and tickets made Niu Geng and Li Chenggong know each other for the first time. Geng until the stupid Niu Geng, the first time he took a plane, he didn't understand all kinds of oolongs, which also made the movie theater burst into sparse laughter.
Perhaps noticing that no one else was laughing, the laughter soon stopped, and everyone continued to chase the images on the big screen.
On the security inspection platform, Niu Geng's big bag was opened, and the pots and pans inside were piled up all over the platform.
Niu Geng was as angry as a small cannonball, wielding a pan in one hand and a kitchen knife in the other: "You don't let you bring this, you don't let you bring this, you, let me check in these luggage." Okay, I promise you, I'll go to the consignment in a moment! But why don't I bring this bottle of milk? ”
"I'm sorry sir, according to the regulations of the Civil Aviation Authority, liquids are not allowed on the plane."
"We take the "One", "Ben", "Read" novels, YBDU trains, these are all let, and we take the plane for the ......"
"I'm sorry, but I can't really take it on a plane. If you insist on taking it on the plane, you can check it in with your kitchen knife. Or, now you can drink it. Sir, please hurry up and pack these things up and go down to check them in. There are still a lot of passengers who have to go through the security check in the back, is that okay? ”
The cow was stubborn, and his eyes didn't know whether he was godly or godless and confronted the security guard.
The camera switches back and forth between the faces of the two, and the music is just right, adding a touch of edge to the atmosphere.
Just when everyone thought that Niu Geng was going to fight with the security inspectors.
Niu Geng suddenly unscrewed the cap of the milk bucket.
Then it suddenly lifted. He drank it into his mouth.
Knock knock!
Watching Niu Geng holding the milk bucket and pouring it into his stomach, it was not only the security inspector, Li Chenggong and the passengers in the movie who were stunned. The entire cinema was also stunned. Everyone was deeply impressed by Niu Geng's toughness, Li Chenggong swallowed his saliva, the passengers swallowed his saliva, and the audience in the theater also swallowed his saliva.
Knock knock!
A large vat full of milk. was drunk in the stomach by Niu Geng. It seemed that he had been drunk, Niu Geng burped, coughed, and was stunned.
As if a signal, the little grandson of the old man and grandmother giggled, instantly igniting the entire movie theater.
"Haha."
"Hahahaha."
"That's awesome, haha."
"Haha."
"Talent!"
The decibel of laughter reached the first time since the opening.
Bai Yuhan didn't laugh. He has watched such a scene no less than dozens of times, and it is only strange that he can laugh. But. Listening to the deafening laughter in his ears, his mood soared like fire. What is the greatest success of a comedy, it is not a twisty and bizarre plot, it is not a reasonable and profound allegory, and it is not a seamless logic.
The criterion is simple, it is to make people laugh.
Obviously, it only took 8 minutes for "People in Embarrassment" to successfully reach this standard.
The movie continues, and so does the laughter.
……
got on the plane, Niu Geng unexpectedly sat with Li Chenggong. Niu Geng, who was self-cooked, immediately gushed about the purpose of his trip to the short sand, asking for debts. The boss of Short Sand owes his boss money, and his boss owes him money, and after he asks for money, he goes back to his hometown to open a cream cake shop and becomes his own boss.
Then he asked Li Chenggong what he was doing.
"I'm the boss too." Li Chenggong didn't want to deal with this lump.
Niu Geng was curious: "You are also the boss?" Which farm are you from? ”
Li Chenggong took a look, and he was not in the mood to speak.
In the movie theater, laughter broke out again in an instant, Niu Geng was so funny.
What's even funnier next is that Niu Geng drank too much milk, and he was nervous about taking a plane for the first time, so he had to spit up milk! Under Li Chenggong's disgusting gaze, Niu Geng swallowed it again and didn't let the milk spit out.
It wasn't quiet here for a while, Niu Geng looked left and right, and shouted: "Waiter, waiter." ”
Li Chenggong helped him ring the bell, the stewardess came over, and Niu Geng actually asked the stewardess to open the window. Then he also asked the plane to stop, he didn't want to sit anymore, he wanted to get off the plane. Li Chenggong told him angrily that the plane would cancel the flight unless it encountered foggy and snowy weather.
As a result, it was really said by Niu Geng's crow's mouth, and it snowed heavily at the short sand airport, and the plane returned.
In this part of the plot, Bai Yuhan took care of feeling the audience's laughter, starting from spitting up milk, to opening the window, to parking the plane, and then to the crow's mouth, the audience's laughter never stopped. The cute Wang Baoqiang, although his acting skills are not so outstanding, but playing this kind of stupid and silly role is almost a true performance, which is naturally funny.
He and Xu Zheng, one is really stupid, the other is fake serious, two different comedy styles, completely found the right beat, and synthesized a hilarious melody.
The laughter of the audience is the best interpretation.
The film continues.
The plane was forced to return, and Li Chenggong had no choice but to go to the train station to take the train. At the most tense moment of the Spring Festival, Jiangcheng Railway Station was overcrowded and noisy. Li Chenggong called his wife and told the family that it might be late. But the noise in the train station was so loud that it was not heard at all.
Li Chenggong also deliberately turned on the voiceover on his mobile phone, so that his wife on the other end of the phone could listen to the environment he was in.
In the original, this paragraph is a noisy noise.
But in this version directed by Bai Yuhan, all the noisy background noise is not included casually, but very early, Bai Yuhan arranged Wanhe Tianyi's employees. According to the lines he wrote, he read them out one by one in the studio, and then synthesized the mix. It makes it very noisy.
If you listen carefully, you will find that among the chaotic voices, there must be a sentence that is clear.
Such as "Mom and Dad, I bought a ticket late", "If I don't get home on time, you will eat first", "The boss is too picky." The bonus is only given so much", "Let's buy our own car next year, it's inconvenient to take the baby", "Mom, prepare more food." This year, Xiaoli came to our house for the New Year", "Wife, eat a bowl of instant noodles to cushion your stomach" and so on, these homely fragments.
This is the most pleasant sound for the general public during the Spring Festival. It is also the most beautiful episode of "People in Embarrassment".
Viewers who have not experienced the Spring Festival. It may just be regarded as noise, but viewers who have experienced the Spring Festival will definitely empathize with these words.
Just when Li Chenggong was holding his mobile phone and listening to the noise, suddenly, all the sounds disappeared.
The phone was attached to a person's clothes.
As soon as Li Chenggong looked up, he saw Tong Liya, who was carrying a backpack, standing in front of him with a sweet smile. And the person who blocked the phone. He wears a green military coat and a matching green fur hat. A face without any expression. It is played by Bai Yuhan, the classic Wang Sledgehammer-style cute quantitative expression.
"Hi, boss, the mobile phone is very trendy, it looks like the signal is not good, is it a copycat. Do you want to have the latest, big speaker, super signal, you are not afraid of not receiving a signal anywhere. Tong Liya was selling while glancing at Bai Yuhan.
Bai Yuhan understood, suddenly showed a cheap smile, and shook off the military coat, only to see that inside the military coat, there were all kinds of copycat mobile phones, and a few small red, red, blue and blue flashing lights, the whole feeling of a mobile phone store.
Although Xu Zheng walked away impatiently, the audience was very face-saving and laughed in unison.
"White Swordsman, Tong Liya!"
"Haha, this is the director."
"It's funny."
"Copycats!"
"Haha."
"Hahahaha."
……
The story of the plane is over, and then the train is over. Because of the Spring Festival, Li Chenggong's employees only bought a hard seat ticket for a green car, which caused Li Chenggong to have to squeeze the car with the Spring Festival army. As a result, I met Niu Geng again, and unexpectedly found that the seat numbers on the tickets of the two people were the same.
After an argument, neither of them thought that they had bought fake tickets, and they were almost driven out of the car by the police. Out of helplessness, Li Chenggong motioned for him to come and make up the ticket, and the seat belonged to him. But he had a heart, checked the authenticity of the ticket on the Internet on his mobile phone, and found that the ticket he bought was fake.
Li Chenggong, who was upset, excused himself to go to the toilet and let Niu Geng sit, but Niu Geng was considered a good person and a noble person.
The train passed the station, there were many fewer people, the seats were vacant, and three little girls came up.
Li Chenggong's mouth suddenly bloomed: "They are all beauties." ”
"Thank you, uncle." A little girl replied.
Immediately choked Li Chenggong: "Uncle? It's too exaggerated, I'm born in the 90s. ”
Niu Geng was surprised: "Ah, boss, you are born in the 90s?" It doesn't look like it. ”
Li Chenggong was a little embarrassed by Niu Geng's troubles: "I went to college after the 90s. ”
Niu Geng was surprised again: "Oh, that's not small." ”
Li Chenggong's smile stiffened.
Laughing and laughing, the train didn't go smoothly either, because the road ahead of them collapsed, and they had to get off the train and take a car. In the car, Li Chenggong sadly found that he was in the same car as Niu Geng. and knew Niu Geng's name and nickname. However, it was inevitable that he would be troublesome, and Li Chenggong hid in the co-pilot's seat and did not go to Niu Geng.
The car bumped on the road, and the self-cooked Niu Geng not only fought with the people in the car, but also took the lead in singing the song "Rich and Moneyless to Go Home for the New Year" by Wang Baoqiang in reality.
This is a Chinese New Year single created by a group of Beipiao musicians in 2006. In 2007, Wang Baoqiang's popularity increased greatly because of "Soldier Assault", and his image was also in line with it, Yuan Chun, the boss of Huayi Brothers' brokerage company, bought the song and gave it to Wang Baoqiang.
In the 2009 Beihe Satellite TV Spring Festival Gala, Wang Baoqiang took this song to the gala in his hometown to sing.
This song expresses the mood of going home for the New Year. 、
It's so fitting to put it in a movie.
The bumpy carriage, the anxious return, a song, revitalized the image of a group of people.
"If you have money or not, go home for the New Year."
"I know you want to return home."
"If you have money or not, go home for the New Year."
"There is always a Chinese New Year's Eve dinner at home."
"With ideals, wander outside."
"I don't want to tell people about the ups and downs."
"......" (To be continued......)