He paused, his face holding his chin distorted.

I was helpless, and glanced at Sister Man, it was so ruthless.

Then he walked to the old turtle's side and squatted down: "Be a friend, go out with us today." ”

Actually, I think so, if I were just a boy, I would definitely be embarrassed, and I would have nothing to talk about.

But with such a lewd and funny man, it's fun.

The lewd man was very reluctant, secretly glanced at Sister Man, and then thought about it carefully: "What's inside, I'm going home to study today." ”

"How old are you?" Sister Man asked.

"Twenty-five." The old turtle covered his mouth after speaking.

"Twenty-five years old, still studying, doctorate, master's or graduate student." Sister Man smiled.

"Hmm...... It's a big master's degree. The old turtle said.

Big Master's? It doesn't sound right or feel right.

But fortunately, Sister Man didn't react: "You just can't leave today." ”

"yes, play with us." I say.

The old turtle hid behind me and said helplessly, "Okay. ”

In the small garden, the old turtle always hides behind me with a lewd look, and seems to be very wary of Sister Man.

And the little face walks beside me, do I have to protect a flower and a lump of cow dung alone?

Think about the scene when the YBDU turtle and I fought just now, such a person should protect us.

Sister Man wandered around and walked to the pond.

She stretched out her hand and pointed: "Lewd man, look at the fish under the water, it's so beautiful!" ”

The old turtle whispered: "I have a bad premonition. ”

Then Sister Man spoke: "You go into the water and fish it out for me!" ”

"No!!" The old turtle took a step back.

"Hurry up! I don't want an ear, do I? "Sister Man is domineering again.

The woman's heart is full of needles, I saw her before that she was not like this, and she was quite well-behaved in front of Brother Hong.

Now she has become a tigress.

The old turtle covered his ears: "Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, don't be joking, go into the water to catch fish?" People won't let me, and I still have to take off my clothes or something, how bad it is, there are so many people around. ”

Sister Man sighed: "Okay." ”

The old turtle breathed a sigh of relief.

At this time, Sister Man continued to speak: "Then you can go down with your clothes on!" ”

"Grandma! You're damning, won't you treat me like this just because I look at your underwear, and I didn't mean to, I kindly reminded you to wear safety pants, I'm kind enough to treat it as a donkey's liver and lungs! Besides, your pink ones are pretty good-looking, what's the matter! ”

The old turtle spoke loudly.

With so many people around, can it not attract attention?

The little face touched my arm at this point, and I glanced at her, and she motioned for me to get out of the way.

I subconsciously took a step forward, and then there was a gust of wind in front of me, and then there was the painful howl of the old turtle.

I thought to myself, old turtle, why are you so obscene, some words can be controlled.

Why do you say it so directly, and why do you say it so loudly?

The little face spoke at this time: "Wow, I haven't seen Sister Man like this for a long time." ”

"Yes." I say.

"Well, no, Sister Man has always maintained a good ladylike image, and today she leaked her original character."

After listening to her words, I thought that she had become with Brother Hong, so what would happen if Brother Hong fought with her.

Thinking of this, hey, hey, hey......

"What are you smiling at? Neuropathy? The little face looked at me suspiciously.

"Well, no, keep watching the show."

Then we continued to watch Sister Man ravage the old turtle's ears.

The old turtle and Sister Man, except that their looks are not so compatible, their personalities are okay.

But from the perspective of the old turtle, if the old turtle and Sister Man get married, it will be the legendary wife who is strict, well, sad.

But this old turtle was slapped in the face just now and wanted to fight back, now what's the matter, is it because he saw something he shouldn't see, he felt ashamed?

Well, I don't guess, continue to watch the play.

"Little face, do you say you like turtles like this?"

The little face thought for a while: "Well, it's okay, it's quite humorous, and the temper is good, Shi Er is quite a man and righteous, and he has a sense of security." ”

I glanced at her, "Why are you looking so closely?" Could it be that you fell in love at first sight? ”

"You're looking at me with this lewd expression, and I'm screwing your ears too."

"Oh, okay, let's go ahead and watch the play, I'll explain." I looked at it and sighed, "There's nothing to talk about, Sister Man is better than the old turtle!" Sure enough, Ultraman is not boasting, no wonder he is a hero in the minds of so many three-year-old children. ”

Saying that, I made a very naïve and very obscene Ultraman pose as if I had been infected by the old turtle.

The little face slapped me with a smile: "There are so many people, do you want to be so embarrassed?" ”

After saying that, she smiled and leaned back.

We had a really happy day, and of course the turtle played a big role in it.

But he has suffered a lot today, and he has given us a lot of laughter.

They memorized each other's numbers and became friends.

Had a meal together.

When I got home, I took a taxi to take them home.

When there was no old turtle, Sister Man changed her original ladylike state.

Still teach the little face.

And I'm like a superfluous person.

Glance at her from time to time.

Before leaving, the little face said to me, "I will send you a text message in the evening and must reply." ”

"Safe." I say.

Then I took a taxi and left.

When I returned to Dalong's house, I knocked on the door, and Brother Jiao opened it for me.

I walked in, and Dalong looked at me with a wrong expression, and then sighed: "You kid, you are disobedient, are you fighting again?" Hey, I really can't talk about you, if Ah Hong is here, I will definitely have to scold you. ”

I touched my face, and it seemed to be really swollen.

I was a little helpless: "You listen to me and tell me what happened, I'm training me." ”

"Say it." The dragon turned to look at me.

After listening to what happened, Dalong thought for a while: "Can you contact the old turtle?" ”

"What?" I picked up my cigarette and glanced at him, and I always felt that something was wrong with his eyes.

"Oh, I'm short of someone like him here, it's a good piece of material." Dalong said.

"The old turtle is a good person, but it is estimated that he is not suitable for this road, he is too righteous and the main thing, so you better not kidnap people."

Dalong smiled: "Haha, I'm just saying, if you don't let me, it won't be okay, anyway, he's your friend." ”

Then Dalong got up: "I'll go out to do some errands, and I'll be back later, Ah Jiao, come with me, Datian, you should be honest at home and don't go out and run around." ”

"Oh." With that, I walked over to the computer desk and sat down, then turned on the computer.

Smoking and surfing the Internet at the same time is a nostalgic day for me, and I forget how long I've lived like this.

I don't know what to do when I'm online.,I used to watch Japanese action blockbusters occasionally when I was alone at home.,Occasionally watch old boys.。

Sometimes I play games, but it's boring anyway.

looked at his QQ personality signature, or changed it on the day Dong Ge invited him to dinner.

In desperation, I changed: Xiaoxin, are you doing well?

may be the reason for listening to sad songs, and suddenly remembered Xiaoxin.

I don't know what she's doing now.

I restrained myself from thinking about her, so I changed to a hi song.

Listening to it, my mood slowly improved.

Just then, the phone rang, a text message, and I looked at it.

It's not a small face, it's Sister Man's.

"Datian, when will Brother Hong come again?"

I thought for a moment: "I don't know, he's busy, and you know what he's doing." ”

"Oh."

Then I threw the phone aside and continued to sway along with the hi song.

After a while, the phone rang again, I picked it up and looked at it, this time it was a text message from the little face: "What are you doing, bastard." ”

I'm helpless, why is she a bastard every time she texts me.

"you." Then press the send button.

At this time, my QQ rang: "you m!" ”

I smiled: "Do you have a long temper?" ”

"How?"

"It's okay, Sister Face is domineering."

After a few minutes, she came back: "Who is Xiaoxin?" ”

"Former object." I say.

"Well, you still like her."

"That's it." "Oh."

She came back with another oh, saying that I was very annoyed by this word.

I haven't been replying to this myself since I was in sixth grade, and if I do, it proves that I'm angry or jealous or I don't want to pay attention to him.

I didn't reply to her because the word embarrassed me.

I can't catch up because I'm not that cheap.

Listening to the hi song, I gradually felt annoyed, and immediately changed to a softer song.

Listen, listen, and hear songs about brotherhood.

I suddenly thought of my brothers over there, and I suddenly wanted to go back and meet them.

But I knew I wouldn't be able to go back.

Just as I was thinking about it, the phone rang again, and the old turtle sent a text message.

I'm helpless, I'm really busy today.

"Oh my God, do me a favor."

"Is there QQ, let's QQ talk."

After that, the old turtle sent a string of numbers, and I added him.

"How can you help?"

"Are you familiar with the two girls who came out today?" He asked.

I smiled and replied to him: "It's the inside, what's wrong?" Do you like Sister Man? ”

"No kidding." He also made a sweat-wiping emoji on the side.

After that, he continued to send a large string of words: "My ears are bleeding today, it hurts, I have been putting up with it, after all, I have seen people's private parts, do you say yes." ”

I was stunned: "What do you see?!! ”