Chapter 43: Pretending to be better than not pretending
Guan Yu finally solved the three urgent problems, and exhaled comfortably: "Happy!" What a pleasure! Guan Yu wiped his buttocks, then lifted his pants and walked out of the toilet.
Guan Yu has just solved the three urgent problems, don't say it, I'm a little hungry, but I'll go to the tea house to drink tea, it's not a thing! Why don't you buy some bread and take it with you?
Alas, forget it, let's run some vitality pressure to suppress hunger! Thinking of this, Guan Yu turned the vitality of the dantian into his abdomen, and he was a little hungry.
"That hundred flowers bloom in the spring...... Ga! As soon as Guan Yu went out, he saw a big acquaintance standing at the door, and his jaw dropped in shock: "! Why are you still standing here? ”
Huang Xiaoya never left, she waited outside the toilet, she looked at Guan Yu with silky eyes, and said: "You don't know my name yet, I naturally won't leave, my name is Huang Xiaoya, tell you the truth, little brother, I have a crush on you, so I will go to Yinghua Middle School to find you in the future, you take this ......"
Saying this, Huang Xiaoya hurriedly took out a note and stuffed it into Guan Yu's hand, and then said with a smile: "On this note, it is a little bit of personal information, including height, measurements, and what model of underwear to wear. Underwear. How big are the pants and butt...... It's all in there, you have to study it well! ”
Guan Yu: "#@#%¥#%!" ”
Huang Xiaoya quickly ran over, looked at Guan Yu's face and kissed it, then "giggled" and laughed, and then quickly twisted her big ass and ran away!
Guan Yu was stunned at the time, and stayed there for a long time! He touched his face—
it!
Lao Tzu was eaten tofu! I was forcibly kissed!
Guan Yu is called a grievance! What is this called? I'm!
Guan Yu was about to throw the note away, but then stuffed it into his ass pocket again, and ran towards the direction where Qi Hanyan and Zhao Guoguo were waiting.
Guan Yu ran to the staircase.
"Hehe, I'm sorry, it's a bit of a run, so ...... Ga! What are these three people doing? Guan Yu saw Xiao Wangba's three oily guys at a glance.
"Brother Tubao, this is Brother Xiao Wangba, he said that he was going to invite us to dinner, so ...... We're waiting for you right here!! Zhao Guoguo said.
What!!
Little Wang Ba?
Why is he so happy with this name?
"They're your friends?" Guan Yu asked in confusion.
"No, I just met. Said that we look like celebrities, and they want to invite us to dinner! Zhao Guoguo said.
Xiao Wangba glanced at Guan Yu up and down a few times, this guy was still wearing an old antique, and he was also shocked: "Two beauties, won't this be your friend?" ”
What about the beauties who say good? Why is there a turtle?
"No, no, no! He's not our friend! Zhao Guoguo shook his little head.
"That's?" Xiao Wangba stared at two small eyes.
"He's my cousin-in-law!" Zhao Guoguo is serious.
Ga!
Xiao Wangba and the three of them naturally heard Zhao Guoguo call Qi Hanyan his cousin, and when they heard this at this time, they were desperate! Is this swollen?!
"Guoguo!!" Qi Hanyan said two words sharply.
"Oh! I'm talking about it. Zhao Guoguo hurriedly repented.
"Shh......h
Xiao Wangba and the three of them exhaled when they landed, and their feelings were for fun.
The more Guan Yu looked at it, the more he wondered, if Zhao Guoguo casually agreed to someone to eat, this would be understandable, after all, this little girl's IQ was not enough, but did Qi Hanyan also agree?
Qi ...... Sister Xiao, are we really going? Guan Yu hurriedly asked Qi Hanyan.
"Yes, you go with you."
“?”
Zhao Guoguo patted Guan Yu's shoulder and said next to Guan Yu's ear: "Since this Kaizi is invited to eat, why don't we go!" Don't worry, you just need to cooperate with me closely, see how I ...... Hey, hey, hey...... You know! ”
Guan Yu's back was cold, he understood, the feeling is that this little girl wants to pit people! Forget it, go yourself, and act as a flower messenger!
Xiao Wangba was naturally dissatisfied with Guan Yu's appearance, but Guan Yu could be with them, which naturally had something to do with it, so he was embarrassed to drive Guan Yu away, but Xiao Wangba had already made up his mind, and he would have to think of a way to knock down this turtle, and then get those two beauties to work!
Qi Hanyan's plan to invite Guan Yu to tea fell through, and now there is a Kaizi who wants to invite him to dinner, and it just so happens that Zhao Guoguo and Guan Yu are also hungry.
Xiao Wangba is really a local tyrant, and as soon as the three of them got out of the Dezhen Mall, they went to the parking lot, and a Land Rover top-of-the-line off-road vehicle was there. And Hu Hanshan and Diao Deyi naturally have cars, but the two of them are relatively ordinary, one is Daben, and the other is BMW.
Originally, Xiao Wangba wanted to arrange Guan Yu's turtle to other cars, but Zhao Guoguo refused to let him live or die, so Guan Yu had to stay in the same car with Qi Hanyan and Zhao Guoguo, and Xiao Wangba became their driver.
Jiangling Hotel, worthy of being the top restaurant in Jiangling City, just looking at the building is straight into the sky, to the door, the doorman opened the door very politely, called "Mr" and "Xiao sister", but when I saw Guan Yu, the doorman "Ga" stopped......
This dude can't be a driver, right?
Xiao Wangba "swiped" a few red tickets from his body, threw three to the doorman, and said: "Don't look for it!" ”
This is called a local tyrant! The doorman cried and called his mother, and it seems that he still knows Xiao Wangba: "Ba Shao is refreshing!" Tyrant is generous! ”
Then Hu Hanshan and Diao Deyi also boldly threw two red tickets to the doorman.
The doorman was so excited that he was about to cry, and he was going to send it today!
Guan Yu frowned, confused, why did these three fools give money to this doorman? Is this conventional?
Guan Yu scratched his head, walked to the doorman's side, and took out a one-dollar bill and a five-dollar bill from his body with great difficulty, and finally handed the five-dollar bill to the doorman after a difficult trade-off: "Take it." ”
"! You're insulting me!! I don't want it!! The doorman looked at the five yuan each, his eyes were blue, and he started at fifty to collect tips!
"But they've insulted you, too!" Guan Yu pointed to Xiao Wangba's three people.
"I love the insult of a lot of money!"
“%%¥##!”
Guan Yu was ashamed of something, hurriedly put the money away, hugged his head and ran away, emotional. People don't think they have much money! I knew this, and I would have taken out a ten-dollar one! It's hard to pretend to be a handful, but it hasn't been installed yet.
"Poof......haha"
Zhao Guoguo laughed in the back, Brother Tubao is so cute! She loves it!!
The corners of Qi Hanyan's mouth twitched, almost laughing.
Xiao Wangba and the three of them looked at Guan Yu's scene just now, but they only showed a disdainful expression: "The turtle is a poor ghost!" How can I compete with my rich second generation if I have no money! As an upper-class person, I am proud! ”