Third uncle! Nickname: Ji Laosan, big name: Ji Songxuan.

The name of the third uncle's ID card is completely different from himself.

Ji Songxuan, listening to this name, most literati will make up the image of a white middle-aged intellectual who is rich and rich.

The third uncle is not compatible with intellectuals.

He's a hooligan, a bandit, a ruffian, a bully! Plus one more, Village Stick!

I heard that when the third uncle was eight years old, he carried a stick to chase an old man in the village and ran around the village. Bigger, even more so.

There was no way, grandpa looked at his appearance, and it was estimated that this product would not be able to sit on the bench to cut the pulse of others, so he passed on the skills of medicine and medicine to the third uncle.

The years of the third uncle's mixed society were probably in the late eighties.

It was an era of courage and ruthlessness, and everyone in the whole country looked at who was not pleasing to the eye, and everyone wanted to fight with whom.

At that time, the third uncle happened to be in the prime of his classmates' youth.

So, he resolutely said goodbye to his fellow villagers, came to the town, and began his ruined career.

The third uncle is mixed with society, just one word 'hit'!

And, because he has the true inheritance of the family's lineage, he beats people, never uses a knife, doesn't have to do anything at home, just relies on two fists.

After subduing the hooligans in the town, he went to the county seat again.

For this reason, the third uncle is a frequent visitor to the police station and the backbone of the detention center. And, he almost went to a deep prison.

The third uncle is mixed with society, stresses righteousness, and dares to spare his life for his brother.

Similarly, the third uncle recognized his relatives, as long as he was from the village, no matter who it was, he was bullied in the county. The third brother of the season, these three words, who wants to be disrespectful, okay, the third uncle went directly to someone's house.

By killing! Relying on a brotherly righteousness, the third uncle got acquainted with a large number of friends in the rivers and lakes.

Later, the whole country engaged in the economy.

Only then did the third uncle start his business, re-operating the technology of the family tradition of pharmaceuticals.

At that time, it happened that a small state-owned pharmaceutical factory in the county closed down, and the third uncle contracted the pharmaceutical factory again, and then obtained the approval for the processing and production of traditional Chinese medicine through a letter from his grandfather.

As a result, the third uncle partnered with others to plant traditional Chinese medicine and produce traditional Chinese medicine decoction pieces, and in a few years, he became a local nouveau riche.

The third uncle is rich and does not forget the people in the village.

As I said before, the mobile communication towers and wires in the village are all the result of the third uncle's activities in the city.

And what's the secret?

According to the third uncle, these things are almost all out of his own pocket.

This!

It's my third uncle of ruffians and hooligans, Comrade Ji Songxuan!

"Okay! Big baby! The foreigners are all here for the third uncle! Not bad! is worthy of my Ji family's children. "The third uncle hugged me, and I was in his arms, as if I was back in my six or seven years.

"To uncle, did you get a niece and daughter-in-law back?" The third uncle squinted and looked into the car.

I was afraid that the third uncle would be open-mouthed, angry, and thunder the seventh master, so I struggled out of his arms and said, "What daughter-in-law, no." By the way, I called you before, have you arranged a place to eat and stay? ”

Third uncle: "No problem, we don't have any big restaurants here, it's the town guest house, I've said hello to everyone, just let go of eating and drinking, I'll settle the bill when I'm done." ”

"Don't ...... Uncle, it's business, foreigners give money, we can't help but accept it. ”

"Cheng, eldest nephew, you can do whatever you say."

I got back into the van and said to the driver, "Keep up with that X5."

The driver looked back: "Isn't this Ji Laosan's car?" Are you related to him? ”

I squinted, "You know." ”

Driver: "General, unfamiliar, I've drunk with him, he's a good person, but he's too ruthless." ”

I didn't ask the driver how the third uncle was ruthless, but I know that anyone who has drunk with the third uncle will leave a deep and deep impression on him.

The van ran on dirt roads all day, and these people were all tired.

Xiao Qi was even more tired and didn't have the strength to speak, so he went to the guest house, settled them in a room, and specially picked a large suite for the leader to live in, arranged Xiao Qi and the translator Xiao Ge in, and then looked at the table, it was already 9 o'clock in the evening.

The members of the film crew all slept.

But I didn't feel sleepy, because the third uncle was waiting downstairs.

I went downstairs and went up to the third uncle's X5.

The third uncle said, "Don't you people eat?" ”

I said, "Look at their appearance, sleeping is more important than eating, and besides, it's night, and it's not good to eat too much and sleep with your head down, so let's let the guest house cook more eggs tomorrow morning." ”

Third uncle: "Okay, it's still a family heirloom." Let's go, eldest nephew, and go have some drinks with my uncle. ”

I nodded.

The third uncle drove me to a long-established shop in town that made sauced beef.

Because the third uncle greeted people before, they deliberately turned on the lights for us at this time.

Enter the house.

The third uncle asked for stewed beef offal, sauced beef, beef bone soup, and fried bullwhip.

Four kinds of dishes, just the rice wine from our hometown, our uncle and nephew started drinking.

I ate something, drank a few more sips of wine, and said to the third uncle quietly: "Uncle, I am in the city, and I have seen the second uncle." ”

The third uncle hehe: "He didn't take you to see any monk Lao Dao." ”

I shook my head: "No, but I saw him driving a Jaguar." ”

The third uncle was not surprised, chewed a piece of beef and asked, "What else?" ”

I blackfaced: "Uncle, can you tell me, what is the second uncle doing?" ”

The third uncle was stunned.

"Don't ask, children's families, why do you ask so much."

I was anxious: "Are you my own uncle?" You are my own uncle, you tell me. ”

The third uncle took a sip of wine: "Eldest nephew, it's not that my uncle won't tell you, since you have seen your second uncle, you know that he is a god." To be honest, I'm a little afraid...... "The third uncle cat's waist, subconsciously looked around.

I disdain: "Go, go, go!" Look at what scared you, Ji Laosan! Your tuba! ”

The third uncle waved his hand: "Little broken child, you know a lot." ”

I thought about it and asked, "Is the second uncle married?" Do you have a wife? ”

The third uncle laughed dryly......

My eyes widened.

The third uncle said, "Eldest nephew, can you beg your uncle?" Don't ask, it's really no good to know too much. Also, don't ask anyone about your second uncle, wait for you to turn around, and then go back to the city, slowly, you will know everything, come, drink. ”

I know, I can't ask.

The third uncle has never been afraid of anyone, my father, my father is not afraid, but why is he afraid of the second uncle?

What kind of existence is this second uncle?

Could it be that he is a fairy......?

I shook my head and smiled bitterly, yes, don't care about him, drink a bar!

After a few bowls of wine, I was a little floating, and together with the third uncle, I blew the girls in the city for a while. After finishing the matter, the third uncle drove me back to the guest house to sleep.

Wake up early and have breakfast.

There are freshly made steamed buns, fresh and delicious cold wild vegetables, local eggs, multigrain porridge, and farmhouse kimchi......

These things make foreigners who are used to eating greasy have a great appetite.

That through the sea to eat.

Even Xiao Qi ate three eggs in one go, if I hadn't stopped him, saying that it was not good to eat too many eggs, Qi Ye would have to eliminate six.

The taste and nutrition of the farmer's native eggs are indeed incomparable to the chickens in the city.

Eat and drink to your heart's content and announce today's itinerary.

Next, the road we have to walk, the car is not able to enter.

The third uncle has already contacted the surrounding off-road people and asked them to help and take charge of the next mountain road.

We stood in front of the guest house, basking in the early morning sun in the mountains, waiting for the off-road vehicle to pick us up.

Xiao Qi was very excited to communicate something in English with the translator Xiao Ge.

The rest of the foreigners, in groups of three or five, took pictures in the vicinity.

The third uncle patted me on the shoulder at this time.

"Hey...... Big nephew, that little model, did you take it? ”

I rolled my eyes at the rascal third uncle: "Go, go!" Nothing. ”

Third uncle: "You have to work hard, the children of the Ji family, hehe, I will never let go of an opportunity." ”

"Come on." I said to the third uncle: "Your eldest nephew and I, now I am obsessed with my career, that man, work hard in the world, and achieve a hero, so that you can hold a beauty, right?" ”

Third Uncle Yile: "Okay! Ambitious, better than me! ”

At this time, Xiao Qi came with the translator Xiao Ge.

The seventh master politely said to the third uncle: "Hello uncle." ”

The third uncle hehe: "Okay, hello girl." ”

Translator Xiaoge said: "Mr. Ji, you are going to pick us up in the car later, I want to ask, is this car four-wheel drive?" Also, is the trunk of the car big? After all, we have a lot of goods, like this gentleman's BMW, it doesn't seem to work, it has to be a large off-road like the Land Rover. ”

I looked at the third uncle.

We both laughed unkindly.

"Don't worry! Let's not talk about a few drives, I will definitely be able to run the mountain road, and, super large capacity! Definitely able to drop off your luggage. ”

Xiao Ge seriously: "Hmm. So I'm relieved. ”

Slightly......

Tutu Tutu Tu Tu ......

In a deafening roar of the engine.

The mountain off-road E clan that spans thousands of miles of mountains has finally appeared.

That's right, a water walk-behind tractor.

Oversized trunk, diesel-powered, horsepower, can cope with any difficult road conditions.

Comrade Xiaoge.

Staring blankly at the convoy.

Then, she was messy......

Xiao Ge: "Uh, Mr. Ji, this car." ”

I laughed and said, "The next road, let alone Land Rover, is that even tanks can't go." Only this kind of walk-behind tractor in the mountains can be competent, don't pick, deal with it, it's better than walking, isn't it? ”

Xiao Ge nodded apprehensively.

When the tractor fleet approached, the third uncle beckoned, the drivers got out of the car, and the third uncle took out a few cigarettes on the BMW.

"Brothers, hold steady!"

The third uncle gave the cigarettes to everyone.

When he finished his work, he came to me and said, "I still have a lot of things in the city, go back and deal with them first, and then I will look for you in the village." ”

I'll get an OK back.

Help with luggage and equipment.

After loading everything into the car, I began to explain the essentials of the ride to everyone.

This kind of walk-behind tractor must not be sitting!

You can stand, you can squat, you just can't sit, once you sit, you will really fall apart the bones on your body.

In addition, it is necessary to concentrate and squat in front of the rear trunk, where there are fastened leather rings, which can be pulled by hand, in case you are overwhelmed and suddenly fall down.

Finally, I told the drivers to drive slowly, after all, these people are novices.

If I really fall into the ditch, I can't afford this responsibility.

There were five cars in total, and the foreigners rode in the back four.

I, Xiao Qi, Xiao Ge, and the three of us sat in the front one.

Tutu Tutu Tu Tu ......

The convoy is launched.

pulled this group of foreigners and went straight to the mountain.

Xiaoge, I was puzzled at first, but the road conditions looked very good.

Later, she was really scared.

On one side is surrounded by clouds and mist, high mountains, and on the other side is a steep cliff more than 20 meters high, and the water flow at the bottom of the cliff is turbulent.

The road is extremely narrow and bumpy, and those high-powered Land Rovers and the like, when they come here, they are a waste!

You can't move an inch.

I crouched in the middle of the carriage, my eyes looking around.

With the rhythm of the bumps, the chests of Xiao Ge, Xiao Qi, and the two girls began to rise and fall significantly......