When he came back, Master Lu asked Jiu Ye what his plans were. Jiu Ye said, I am just a craftsman, what else can I plan. Master Lu said that we are the descendants of the Zero Brigade and cannot give up on ourselves. Not to mention that you can't do something that doesn't shine. Or, in the future, you will stop doing your craft, or do something else, right? Jiu Ye said, in addition to touching bags and stealing mobile phones, I can only fry powder or something.

It turned out that when Jiu Ye was in junior high school, his aunt opened a fried noodle shop on the street. My aunt later became unhealthy, and all the fried noodles business was in charge of Jiu Ye alone. Therefore, with Jiu Ye's dexterous hands, there is no problem in frying a few plates of beautiful shredded meat powder.

"Or, Ninth Master, how about we open a fried noodle shop together opposite the fourth middle school?" Unexpectedly, as soon as Fang Tianbao said this, Master Lu and Jiu Ye's eyes lit up.

"That's okay!" Master Lu raised his hands in approval. The son of a dignified national first-class agent, the son of Jun Xuan, even if he opens a fried noodle shop, it is always a hundred times better than being a "blade brother" on the bus.

"Opposite No. 4 Middle School, there is a storefront that is about to be subleased. Why don't we go see ...... tomorrow? Fang Tianbao asked the Ninth Master.

"It's okay to take a look, but ......" Before the ninth master finished speaking, he saw Master Lu take out a bag from his pocket. The bag was held in a newspaper, and when it was opened, Fang Tianbao and Jiu Ye were stunned. It's a pack of 100 dollar bills. Visually, there should be about 40,000 yuan.

"Master Lu, I can't take your money. You see, it's not easy for you to repair a bicycle...... "Jiu Ye refused to accept money. Master Lu couldn't tell him, and stuffed the 40,000 yuan into his hand.

"Take it, this money was left by your palace master when he left. Ten years ago, when your palace master was still there, he left some money for me. He was afraid that if something happened to him, something would happen to him in the future...... Unexpectedly, he calculated everything. It seems that the next target is me......" the master said, and then sighed.

"Fuck, I think who's fucking daring? Master, don't worry, if anyone dares to touch a single hair of you, Lao Tzu Fang Tianbao ......" Fang Tianbao was about to speak, Master Lu smiled and stopped with his hand.

"Sooner or later, it will come. Not to mention ten years, even twenty years, they will not let us old people go. Sometimes, people in this world are like a leaf that falls into the river, and they can only let the river wash away indiscriminately......" After Master Lu finished speaking, he also took out the black hole gun from the file bag.

"Tianbao, the master didn't save any money. This thing, the master is old, and he doesn't like to use it, so I'll leave it for you as a souvenir. In case ......"

"Master......" Fang Tianbao received the heaviest gift in his life. He took the black, shiny black pistol in his hand, looked at it again and again, as if he had found a treasure. On the pistol, the English initials engraved with the master's name - "LDK", Lu Dingkun.

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At two o'clock in the evening, when his mother was asleep, Fang Tianbao secretly took out the black and shiny pistol and hid in the quilt to play.

"Hey, it turns out, real handjob, so interesting." Fang Tianbao put his hand on the trigger. Then, following the example of the movie, he pretended to kill himself by playing with his temple.

Suddenly, the phone rang.

"It's a pity it's not you, accompany me to the end......" The ringtone is Liang Jingru's "It's a pity it's not you".

"Who?" Fang Tianbao's screen was scratched, and he couldn't see the caller ID. He yelled angrily. No way, just now, just as he was playing suicide action, the phone suddenly rang, and he clicked in fright, and pulled the trigger down. Grandma's, fortunately, there are no bullets in the gun. Otherwise, isn't this a typical fucking midnight bell?

"It's me, why are you so fierce, still angry......?" His grandmother's turned out to be Guan Chuling.

"What can I be angry with you? You're not the mayor's daughter. In the middle of the night, call me, you are doing this? Is there a psychological problem? If you have psychological problems, call the psychological counseling center......" Fang Tianbao said not angry. Damn, it's weird not to be angry.

That day, I worked hard, and finally on her birthday, I gave her seventeen roses. Unexpectedly, she was slapped in the face. Oh, by the way, and her mom hit it too. The mother and daughter's two baked cakes, stacked on top of each other, hit in the same place. Although, Fang Tianbao accidentally peeked at Guan Chuling's mother's full of spring. However, I didn't mean to peek at it! Isn't that, wanting to give her Guan Chuling an unexpected surprise? Unexpectedly, an unexpected surprise almost turned into an accidental death.

Damn, thinking of what happened to Guan Chuling's house that day, Fang Tianbao felt that "the past is unbearable".

"Okay, Fang Tianbao, your grandmother's, sister, I didn't call you, and I didn't come to ask for your forgiveness. Besides, with your dog eyes, you shouldn't have seen things......" Fang Tianbao didn't expect that on the other end of the phone, he actually began to spray gasoline in his mouth, just a little bit.

"Okay, don't talk about it, your mother's body, I didn't mean to see it......"

"...... you say?"

"Okay, okay, don't talk about it, anyway, your mother is not as good as you......"

"Fang Tianbao, you bastard......" Although Guan Chuling scolded him in his mouth, he was praised by Fang Tianbao like this, and his heart was a little warm.

"Say, beauty, at two o'clock in the middle of the night, you won't have watched too many sketches of 'White Clouds and Black Earth' and want to talk to me, right?"

"I don't have time to talk to you. I ask you, yesterday, did you fight again? Fang Tianbao never expected that he had just fought two fights during the day yesterday, and before he had been twelve hours, Chu Ling would know about this. Grandma's, in other words, the mayor's daughter, how can she know everything? Damn, peeked at her mother's body that night. When she came back, she drew a map on her shorts in the middle of the night, and she knew it all, right?

Fang Tianbao couldn't help but take a deep breath and said, "This, I'm fighting, it's actually like you women menstruating, you have to come at least once a month." Of course, it wasn't me who bleed, it was the one I beat. ”

"Hooligans, bastards, count your fate this time, or ......" Guan Chuling said half of it, leaving half of it.

"What do you mean?" Fang Tianbao asked.

"You have to promise me one thing first."

"If you have something to say, if you have a p, let it go, witch."

"Promise me to be my driver tomorrow."

"What, you still want me to be your driver......" Fang Tianbao was excited, lay on the bed again, and pulled the trigger of the pistol.

"Then you say, do it or not."

"Don't do it?"

"To do or not to do? If you don't do it, I won't say it. ”

"If you don't say it, I won't do it."

"Please, will you do it once?" Guan Chuling's tone began to snort, Fang Tianbao couldn't stand this the most.

"Just do it once." Fang Tianbao said.

"Okay, just do it once."

"Well, let's do it once. Do you like me to go in from behind, or do you like me......"

"Ah, Fang Tianbao, you bastard, stinky rascal, change. "After Guan Chuling found out that she had been tricked, the scolding was like a surging river.......

It turned out that she hadn't been paying attention. The "do" in her mouth is actually being a driver. And, the "doing" in Fang Tianbao's mouth is, in fact, doing.

"Oh my God, what a big hooligan......" After hanging up the phone, Fang Chuling's face was still flushed with shame, and she felt hot on her face. As soon as she thought of the sentence on the phone, what Fang Tianbao said just now: "Okay, do it once, do it once, do you like me to go in from behind, or do you like me......" She felt that Fang Tianbao was a big hooligan, a stinky hooligan.

However, she knew that he was a stinky hooligan, but in her mind, there was always a stinky hooligan. That night, after the phone call, both of them had insomnia.

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Early in the morning, before Fang Tianbao got up, he heard a car outside the window of his house, honking its horn frantically.

"Damn, drive an Audi, it's so hanging......?" When Fang Tianbao heard such a scolding, he knew that it was Guan Chuling who was honking the horn outside. Then he fell asleep for another five minutes. Damn, look at how hung he is Guan Chuling.

"Fang Tianbao, you bastard, the sun is all drying your ass, you still don't ...... up?" Guan Chuling scolded like this, and then, when she honked the horn again, no one dared to make a sound. Because, this is Fang Tianbao's territory. She even dared to scold Fang Tianbao as a "bastard", who would dare to care about her affairs?

"Hey, this classmate, are you finished? Don't people have to sleep? "Who would have thought that in this world, there are still people who dare to govern Guan Chuling. That's right, Wang Qing was not convinced and stepped forward. Seeing that Wang Qing also came out, Fang Tianbao simply slept for two more minutes. Damn, look at what these two women can quarrel about outside.

"Oh, isn't this the top beauty student in No. 1 Middle School? Turns out you're living here, ......? Fang Tianbao didn't need to see it with his own eyes, he could guess that the way Guan Chuling spoke, his eyebrows must be fluttering, and he was arrogant.

"Hey, isn't this Mayor Guan's daughter? That's right, corruption**, no one knows? Everyone came to see, the second generation of officials drove an Audi car and disturbed the people everywhere. I wondered, what kind of bullshit newspapers, bullshit Weibo, why don't you report them too? What a good negative material? Fang Tianbao didn't expect that Wang Qing was also a good hand at quarreling. Hey, hearing Wang Qing say this, her heart is really full of jealousy.

"Mr. Wang, if you talk like this, you will be held legally responsible. My car was bought for me by my grandfather, what is your business? Don't you also have a person named Yao Ming, who will be your full-time driver. Is he handsome, is he tall, do you want to pull it out and show it to everyone......? "Damn, I didn't expect that Guan Chuling, who is desperate, would dare to be so arrogant at the door of Wang Qing's house.

"Hey, hey, keep your mouth clean. What is Yao Ming, my name is Yao Xiaoming. There's a broken Audi car, it's amazing......" Sure enough, even the fucking Yao Xiaoming joined the war.

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