The old man is my grandfather, the old lady of the Ji family, the current leader of Jijia Village, the talker, the big man, the old lady Ji, and Ji Xianghe.

The old lady can speak English, which is no secret in Jijia Village.

It is no exaggeration to say that the old lady's English is not level 6, but also level 4 or above.

Normal conversation or something, it's not a problem at all.

And, according to my years of experience in American dramas and British dramas.

The old lady's English pronunciation is still an authentic British London accent.

The history of Mrs. Ji is more mysterious.

As far as I know, at that time in the Republic of China, he was not big, so he left Jijia Village and went out. Then, a year or two before liberation, I returned to the village.

When I came back, my grandfather was able to speak fluent English and do modern geometric algebra problems well.

My grandfather had two secrets on him.

One is his age, this, he doesn't tell anyone, and he doesn't have a birthday. (It's nothing, the old people on our side seem to be taboo about birthdays, which means that they have one less time to live, and they pay attention to forgetting the year, that is, they forget how old they are, as if they can live a few more years.) ）

Moreover, my grandfather never told anyone what he had experienced during his years away from the village, who he had met, and what he had done. No one said anything, and they got angry when they asked, so no one dared to mention this stubble.

Later, I heard from my uncles that when my grandfather came back, he was seriously injured.

The Ji family has unique medical skills, and grandpa can get out of bed after raising it for a month.

Soon, the pigtail Dao Ye came to visit.

Then, the two of them set up a Taoist altar on the South Gate Mountain opposite Jijia Village, and wept there for several days, hearing that it was to worship the dead brothers......

After that, grandpa built a small Taoist temple for the pigtailed Dao Ye at the east end of the village, and the Dao Ye was officially settled in Jijia Village.

Grandpa is well-informed, not only proficient in the inheritance of the Ji family, but also understands modern things. Therefore, the position of the boss of the Ji family has always been his seat.

Uncle is a place, no one dares to think about it, and no one can touch it!

Carry the handle! It's really Jijia Village!

The old lady of the Ji family, standing up like that, shouted out a string of English with full of energy.

In an instant, the foreigner leader, the Jewish boss Li Wood, was shocked.

Can it not be scary?

Rest in such a deep mountain and old forest, a real deep mountain, an ancient village that is almost isolated from the world, an old man who looks almost 100 years old, and you have played such an authentic English London dialect.

Lewood stood in front of the pseudo-donkey, and he was directly trembling, and he was frightened.

Then, except for me, everyone present was terrified.

Even Xiao Qi's classmates stared at their little tongues and looked at their grandfather in surprise.

Grandpa smiled lightly, still maintaining the posture of standing with his hands down, and once again played loudly in the English London dialect.

He spoke very slowly, and I could hear that it was, "Everyone, you have come from afar, please come into the village and rest." ”

Only then did Li Wood come back to his senses, and ran to his grandfather with a rolling belt, and was very excited, as if he had met an old acquaintance in another country, holding his father's hand tightly, and kept saying something in trembling English.

Grandpa calmed down, stroked his shoulder, and signaled not to be so excited.

I'm going to walk up to my grandfather.

Grandpa glanced at me faintly: "I'm back." ”

I hung my head: "I'm back." ”

"I've met your parents."

"Hmm."

Yes, grandpa is like this with me in front of outsiders, lukewarm. But if you think he's a cold-blooded man, you're wrong!

I walked around my grandfather and came to a middle-aged couple standing behind him.

"Dad." I spoke weakly.

"Well, there's nothing wrong out there......"

This is my father, Ji Songting.

My father doesn't look like the third uncle, a bit like the second uncle. He is tall, thin and has angular features. His expressions were all flat all day long, and it was rare to see him smile.

My father...... In modern terms, there is nothing earth-shattering.

He was an ordinary barefoot doctor in a mountain village

His job was to carry a medicine box on his back and treat the mountain people within a radius of hundreds of miles.

My dad and the third uncle are very good, although the two of them have very different temperaments, but every time the third uncle goes up the mountain to collect medicine, he has to pull my dad.

In the words of the third uncle, without his eldest brother to accompany him, he is not practical to go up the mountain.

In the early years, I heard from my uncles that my father wanted to go outside when he was young.

But my grandfather said that my father had a wooden temperament and did not adapt to the outside society, so he should live honestly in this simple ravine for the rest of his life.

So, my father took root in the mountains, and after he was in his thirties, he was introduced to my mother fifty miles away, and then the two combined to give birth to a little demon like me.

For so many years, my father has been in the mountains, and the farthest place he has ever been to is the town.

My father then asked me how I was outside.

I laughed and said, "Where have I caused any trouble, no, your son has brought foreigners." ”

The father pulled a black face: "Don't think I don't know about you, your second uncle told me everything, you are not in any joint venture hospital, hum little cub, dare to lie to me, see how I clean you up when I look back." ”

As soon as I stuck out my tongue and swished, I moved to a chubby woman next to my father.

She's my mother.

A simple and kind mountain woman.

"How are you talking?" My mother was not happy, glared at my father, touched my shoulder and said, "The big baby just came back, you will train him, all day long, with a dead face, who to show it." ”

"Ouch, I'll look at the big baby, whether it's fat or thin."

My mother pulled me over and began to look at it carefully.

Looking at it, my mother's eyes turned red.

The mother of the child is worried! In the world, my parents are the most distressed people in the world.

When I saw my mother crying, I also had tears in my eyes.

Our mothers and daughters were teary-eyed for a while, and suddenly they looked at each other and smiled.

The mother said, "Let's go, big baby, my mother will make something to eat for you." ”

At this time, my dad spoke: "What, Xiaoda brought so many guests, you let Xiaoda entertain the guests first." ”

When my mother heard this, she was reluctant to let go of my hand.

I continued to move forward and gave great gifts to my surviving uncles and grandmothers.

When they were done, they returned to the visitor's line.

When I heard that we were coming, the village cleaned up two empty stilted houses for the guests to live in.

Grandpa even prepared a sumptuous reception banquet to entertain these foreign guests from afar.

The foreigners, Xiao Qi and Xiao Ge, were very happy, and the tiredness on their bodies was swept away.

Eat and drink to your heart's content in the house.

I had eaten and drunk enough, felt the urgency to urinate, hummed a little song, moved small steps, walked out of the stilted building, and came to a thatched hut at the back to unfasten my pants and let out the water.

During this period, Dasha Huang came over again to join in the fun.

Go, go, go! Stay on the side, don't you see that I'm busy?

I was so proud that I finished peeing, lifted my pants, and suddenly, I felt a chill rise behind me.

I was shocked.

Turn your head sharply.

That's right, the leader of Jijia Village, Mrs. Ji, is looking at me with a playful look behind his back.

I shuddered, "Grandpa." ”

Grandpa's expression suddenly smiled: "Xiaoda, leave your body outside." ”

"Ah......h

I'll go, when the old lady practiced her eyesight, you can see it.

I bowed my head, embarrassed, in a very low voice: "Hmm." ”

Grandpa was happy: "You little melon baby, I was accurate, as soon as you left last time, I knew that you had to lose this boy." Okay, don't say useless words, you go to the Taoist master, beg him, give you a medicine. ”

I asked, "Dao Ye, by the way, why didn't I see Dao Ye?" Grandpa, where is he, and what kind of medicine do I take? ”

The old lady smiled, pretended to be profound, turned his back, turned his head, and left.

Dao Ye, naturally he is the pigtail Dao Ye.

But my grandfather asked me to ask him for medicine, what kind of medicine is it?

I couldn't figure it out.

At this time, my eyes lit up, and I suddenly saw Xiao Qi with confused eyes, standing under the stilted building, looking outward, looking around.

"Hey! Here, here. "I beckoned.

Xiao Qi was all kinds of joy, excited, and ran like a deer.

When she got closer, she was about to pounce.

I hurriedly stopped and lowered my voice and said, "Be careful! The people in this village are very feudal. You pounce, of course, leaving you here. ”

Xiao Qi stuck out his tongue.

He only stretched out his hand, took my hand and said, "Brother, your village is so beautiful, you can take me around." ”

I asked, "Full?" ”

Xiao Qi: "Well, I'm full." ”

"Okay, I'll take you to see this small mountain village where I grew up."

I took Xiao Qi's hand and began to act as a tour guide, explaining the stilted building and the twists and turns behind each big tree in the village.

After a while, we came around to a broken wall in the west of the village.

This cliff is very high, about 30 meters above the ground, and the entire open cliff face is an absolute 90-degree vertical angle, and there are no protruding stone ridges for people to climb.

In the rock wall, 20 meters high, there is a small hole for only one person to enter and exit, and a large hanging basket is placed next to it, and there is a wooden pulley at the top for people to pull the hanging basket up and down.

Xiao Qi walked here, pointed to the small hole and the hanging basket and said, "Hey, it's so weird here, what's going on there?" ”

I blackface......

Long.

I said, "That place is my childhood nightmare......

That's right, the little hole above was opened by my grandfather, and whenever I was naughty, didn't listen to discipline, and it was useless to beat me up, I put that hanging basket to get it on it, and threw it into the hole, facing the wall!

Every day, only a piece of dry food, a bottle of water is given.

When, I can sit on it, sit still, sit still, really sit down on the wall and meditate.

Grandpa sent someone to get me down.

I spent a lot of my childhood before I was twelve years old in this cave.

Later, if the second uncle hadn't appeared in time.

I reckon I will never be able to forgive my grandfather and father.

When Xiao Qi heard this, he covered his mouth, and two lines of tears flowed out unconsciously.

"Brother, you ...... You've suffered so much. Xiao Qiyi hugged me and said.

I looked up at the little hole, and I felt a lot of emotion.

Now, with my present state of mind, I will reminisce about the torture I have endured before, and I will say out loud to my grandfather and father, "Thank you!" If it weren't for your painful cultivation, I would never be where I am today. ”

I burst into tears.

But this time it's happiness, tears of joy.

But just when Xiao Qi and I hugged each other and cried to each other.

Suddenly, a very sharp and thin voice shouted: "Shameless! ”

I was stunned and turned my head: "Who?" ”

Bang!

Ouch!

A pebble knocked on my head.

"Who?"

Behind him, there came out: "Shameless, men and women in broad daylight, hug." ”

I hehe, Yile: "Dead braids, you say I'm shameless, you old guy is shameless!" ”