After about ten minutes, 120 and I finally finished cultivating and hurriedly put on our coats, while the people not far away began to flee one after another, including the four old immortals.

Only I have been busy talking to Zhang Qiang and didn't find all this, this old thing is bragging to Zhang Qiang about our travel process: "You have to come here, it's always exciting here, really, I don't lie to you...... Section Chief Wang's matter has nothing to do with us, there are many beautiful women here, we don't talk about calves! …… And we met four immortals, Yue Lao, have you heard of it? Damn, that foot stinks! And that ginger Ziya, you know? He doesn't deal with Erlang God, there is a story in this! ……”

I walked to Yideng, snatched the phone from his hand, and said into the phone: "Lao Zhang, it's me!" ”

The other end of the phone was still muttering: "Do you see if there is one with similar conditions to me to introduce me?" Although I have been divorced but have no children, the other party can take a child, preferably a little girl, with little pressure...... Hey, are you Wang Damin? ”

Me: "Don't think about the person you introduced, you should honestly consider the people above!" ”

Zhang Qiang: "Wang Damin, did you really go down?" What were you doing just now? ”

Me: "It's really down, I have a lot of photos here, I'll send it to you when I go back, it was a practice just now!" ”

Zhang Qiang: "I said why can't I find you in the past two days, there is always no signal on my mobile phone, by the way, do you remember the interview I told you last time?" ”

Me: "Remember, there's progress?" ”

Zhang Qiang: "Well, next Wednesday, the reporter will come back to Coal City, you should make some preparations, find two people who understand our traditional customs, and in addition, find two people who know kung fu, and you may need to record a video at that time." ”

Me: "No problem, this is simple, except for me, you can refer to any one of them as masters." ”

Zhang Qiang: "By the way, the Jiang Ziya he said just now, Yugong or something is true?" ”

Me: "It's true, but you can't count on them, they are enemies with Erlang Shentai Platinum Star, so they can only hide in this forest, even if they go out, they have to go back quickly, don't dare to stay longer, you don't think they show up to give advice!" ”

Zhang Qiang: "Okay, you look at it, by the way, there are seven monkeys who can speak human words are your friends, right?" ”

Me: "yes! What's wrong? ”

Zhang Qiang: "The day before yesterday, two women led seven monkeys to the Friendship Mall to buy things, and a merchant had a little conflict, the merchant reported to the police, and the Public Security Bureau took them away, the two women were nothing, and left after recording the record, but the seven monkeys were sent to the zoo, this morning I received news that the seven monkeys could talk, so I went to take a look, and then a monkey said that he was mixed with Wang Damin, let me be careful!" ”

I'm going, what's going on? The Seven Brothers are well-behaved and obedient real people, when did they become like this? It must have been infected by the He brick family, I don't believe they would do such a pretending thing.

I had no choice but to say to Zhang Qiang: "That Bacheng is really my customer, Lao Zhang, do you see if you can help?" ”

Zhang Qiang: "I can't help you with this, you can come back and figure out a way by yourself, and besides, can you pay me back some money, I eat instant noodles every day these days, and I'm about to vomit!" You owe me tens of thousands, big brother, you can't do this to me, I'm still thinking about saving money to marry a daughter-in-law......"

I didn't listen to the rest of the story, because I hung up when I heard the money.

Yideng was a little embarrassed to stand next to me, and he asked me with a red face, "Did you two really practice just now?" ”

I didn't bother to explain, and while leading him and 120 back, I called the phone at home, and after listening to the ringtone for a long time, the phone was picked up.

Suddenly, there was a loud sound of music on the other end of the phone.

I felt a little angry in my heart, and opened my mouth to ask, "What are you doing?" The TV is quieter! ”

A woman on the other end of the phone pulled her neck and shouted, "Who the hell are you?" ”

I was stunned at the time, this woman was neither Zhang Ping nor a dark bird, it was a completely unfamiliar voice, who was she? I hurriedly asked, "Who are you?" I'm Wang Damin! ”

The woman paused and muttered, "Wang Damin? The name of the good soil, my name is Nana, who are you looking for? ”

I was completely sure that I didn't know this person, and the sound of music on the other side of the phone had already made my ears hurt a little, so I quickly moved my phone away a little and said into the phone, "You let someone at home answer the phone!" ”

"Oh!" The woman seemed to put the phone aside, and then I heard the woman shout, "Ho, the phone!" ”

Why? I went, just this one name, all the goosebumps on my body rose, and soon, the specialist spoke to me on the phone: "Who? ”

Me: "Wang Damin! ”

He Brick's family: "Oh, Section Chief Wang, how are you playing?" ”

Me: "Leave me alone, let me ask you, what are you doing at home?" Who is that woman? Also, to whom are you attached? ”

He Brick's voice instantly lowered: "We are having a party, two days ago I found that someone jumped off the building, I wanted to save him, but I didn't want to save him, I temporarily attached to him, although he didn't look as handsome as I used to, but this kid is very popular, these days I went out with Zhang Ping and the bird to go out for a walk, and met a lot of friends, today I invite them to come to the house for a gathering!" ”

I continued to ask, "Zhang Ping and the Dark Bird?" ”

He Brick's family: "They are heartthrobs, a lot of young men revolve around them!" Now they're playing video games with their friends across the door! ”

Me: "Do you know about the arrest of the Seven Brothers?" ”

He Brick's family: "I know! That day, Zhang Ping and the Bird led them to buy something, and then they were sent to the zoo! ”

I was furious: "Damn, all seven of them have been arrested in the zoo, and you still have the heart to have a party at home?" ”

He Brick's family: "Don't worry, the seven of them have been living in the zoo for a long time, commanding a group of animals every day, and the old ones are so energetic, yesterday I was thinking about picking them up, but they didn't agree!" ”

"......" I was completely speechless and hung up the phone.

Looks like I'm going to have to hurry back, and if I delay any longer, I'm afraid something big will happen.

I quickened my pace and soon reached the station.

A group of people gathered together in twos and threes were staring at me sneakily, I turned the simple into the complex, stood on the steps of the hut and shouted to everyone: "Don't be so messy, I and 120 are practicing a kind of kung fu, if any of you want to talk more, I will practice with you!" ”

Then, everyone laughed......

In order to show my innocence, I suddenly got into the tent of Su Diao Complex and Liu Qian, and after driving away the Dingnan and Morning Glory sitting at the door, I said to the two women and three souls: "You guys will do me!" Otherwise, I won't be able to hold my head up in the future! ”

Su Diao Complex and Liu Qian were both stunned, and then smiled and said to me: "We believe you!" ”

I was a little baffled, and after thinking about it for a long time, I couldn't figure out what was going on, so I asked Su Diao Complex: "You don't doubt it?" ”

Su Diao Complex smiled and said to me, "Anyway, Fei Fei and I believe in you!" If you say it's practice, then it must be practice! ”

I turned my head to look at Liu Qian again, Liu Qian was immediately a little embarrassed, blushed and said to me: "Little brat, don't think I don't know you, I haven't known you for so long?" You're a scoundrel, just peek at people when you're fine......"

They are so understanding, I am a little embarrassed, in order to completely show my orientation, I began to make some moves, including a hippie smiley, rubbing oil to take advantage, and Su Diao complex, Liu Qian After a while, I quietly told them about me and 120, and then, my left and right cheeks got a red lip print, and when I tried to make some more moves, I was kicked out of the tent by Su Diao complex, and then I heard this woman and Liu Qian say: "Men can't get used to it, Give some face and go to the room! ”

Liu Qian responded: "That's it, really send us to the door?" ”

Sophie Fei in Su Diao's complex: "Okay, let's continue to play landlord fighting!" ”

Liu Qian: "Fuck off, what's the matter, you two always have fun!" ”

……

Kicked out of the tent, I stood up as if nothing had happened, but it was clear that everyone noticed the two lip prints on my cheeks, and sometimes there was no need to explain anything, and it was better to say a thousand words than to do a practical thing.

No, the sixth child stuck it in Wang Daozi's ear and said: "Do you look at it, this is both men and women!" ”

Wang Daozi cast an admiring gaze at me: "This is called great love without borders!" ”

I hurriedly waved them to calm down: "Everyone has been playing for the past two days, although it is far from our expectations, but we have walked in the underworld. At present, I have set up a formation with Jiang Ziya and other four old immortals, in the future, this is our Yin Yang Tourism Co., Ltd. office in the underworld, all the business in the underworld must pass through here, in the future, except for the four masters who will be transformed, others try not to come down, you are all black and white impermanence they have seen, maybe your photos are now hanging on the walls of various cities! ”

The crowd was quite unhappy and found it difficult to accept this fact.

I continued: "I know you are a little reluctant, but after all, we are all people from the yang world, it is better to live on it, you have a good time tonight, and we will return tomorrow...... I don't know where I'm going to end up when I go back......"

The crowd had to obey my arrangement, though they were resentful, and many began to go into the tents, packing up their things and discussing how they were going to spend the evening.

Soon, Chun Thirteen was left alone in front of the hut, and I walked up to him and asked, "Lao Chun, do you need any help?" ”

Chun Shisanzi was a little shy on his face: "Section Chief Wang, can I discuss something with you?" ”

I heard his words, and I had somewhat guessed his intentions, and I asked, "Do you want to go home?" ”

Sure enough, Chun Shisanzi nodded excitedly: "Yes, I've been out for so long, I miss my girlfriend a little bit!" ”

This is really a problem, on the one hand, there are chasing soldiers outside, and it is definitely not safe for him to go out, on the other hand, he is actually not a person here, and I don't know if his girlfriend can recognize him, and how to deal with his identity in the yang world? Is it going to be gone?