Chapter 572: Ironskin's Spoof (Fourth Update)
The idea of these car guys seems to be good, but this idea is really naïve and naïve: the difference between the real and false prince and the princess can be expressed by whether or not they can drag race?
Zhang Lan pondered: I heard that this kind of drag racing competition generally has a dealer sitting in the bank, accepting everyone's bets - while watching the game, everyone also has some fun by the way, and it is not bad to make a little money and spend it! What gambling is illegal,In Zhang Lan's view,The so-called sports lottery,In fact, it is not a state-run、Disguised legal gambling methods? It's just that in response to the sentence: "A small gamble is pleasant, but a big gamble hurts the body" - thinking so, well, it's good to earn some pocket money to play with this girl these days.
As for whether these so-called "princes" and "princesses" will be a little uncivilized with themselves after they lose - losing is certain, Zhang Lan is looking forward to these boys and girls coming to do some martial arts with themselves: Jokes, I am not afraid of you old men and young masters, are you still afraid of you little cubs?
Thinking that those boys who can't afford to lose may fight at that time, Zhang Lan's hands can't help but itch: It would be nice if he could really fight, it seems that when something happens, Xiao Chenxi and Alice are the two girls who do it for him, and he hasn't tasted the joy of being a person by himself for a long time.
“YES!” Hearing that Zhang Lan agreed to her request, this girl waved her pink and tender little fist excitedly, and her eyes were full of thoughts about this drag race, Zhang Lan stomped on those bars all the way" and kissed her fiercely, "I know that Brother Zhang Lan is the best for Nannan."
Zhang Lan hurriedly looked around with a thief's heart: Fortunately, Brother Hu's wife was reading in the study upstairs, the guards were patrolling outside, and the waiters were cleaning, and no one noticed the movements of herself and Nannan. \\\ patted his chest gently, and was finally relieved.
Drag racing is carried out after 12 o'clock in the evening when there are few cars in the dead of night, and there is naturally nothing to say during the day. Zhang Lan drove his own subway leather version of the super Hummer that could attract attention everywhere he went, and walked around the city of Beijing, as long as the car could get in, and a few people in an alley would also drill inside, anyway, he was not afraid that he would not be able to get out when the time came-as long as he could get in, he could get out.
In fact, there is nothing to visit, this girl grew up in Beijing, and she is familiar with everything in Beijing like a local snake. She can even know which scenic spot tree has cut off two branches, although Zhang Lan is not from Beijing, but there are definitely a lot of times in Beijing in the past few years. Large and small scenic spots and places of interest have long been visited, and even some special cultural relics protection units that are not open to the outside world have a special relationship. \//\ Zhang Lan also went in and took a look.
How many places is there in Beijing? No matter how big the place is, no matter how many scenic spots, even if the traffic is jammed, even if you want to go shopping, in so many years, you have already visited all over the place, and even many places have been visited, as long as Zhang Lan comes, this girl is like the mouse who has successfully teased the cat. Every time, Zhang Lan was happy to let her drive around Beijing City, and this time it was no exception, regardless of Zhang Lan's super huge car and the arrogant license plate and the white "Guard" sign in front of the windshield.
To be honest, the sensational effect of the iron version of this super Hummer on the road is no worse than the super Hummer of the pillar version: this car is just too big, compared to the super Hummer of the pillar version. Whether it is in size, or the degree of sophistication of the exterior or the exquisiteness of the interior, it is not inferior in any way. Even Zhang Lan didn't know what this guy thought about Iron Skin, the super big Hummer that became a little bigger than Brother Zhuzi.
Even if the people of Beijing City proudly claim to be from the feet of the Son of Heaven all day long, they are well-informed, and they look at this car similar to the American military car Humvee, and it looks similar to the civilian version of the Humvee that the United States often sees now - these guys certainly don't know that the AMGeneral company that produces the Humvee is also a company of the Alice Group - but this car is bigger, and the big one is a little scary, and I really don't know what brand this car is. \\/\
When this iron version of the super Hummer rumbles over, it doesn't feel like a car is coming. It was like a big black iron boom on the ground!
I don't know if the traffic police on the road have looked at the license plate. But the attention of the traffic police on this car, Zhang Lan and Nan Nan really enjoyed the treatment of the head of state: from the discovery of this car. Until I was far away, I couldn't see it, and I was always escorted by the eyes of our hard-working traffic police.
At the end of dinner at Brother Hu's house, the girl sneakily hid in her room, didn't know who she had a phone call with, and then ran out with Zhang Lan with excitement on her face.
"What's wrong?" Zhang Lan was dragged by the little girl and asked as she ran.
"What a coincidence," Nan Nan said excitedly, her little face flushed from overexcitement, "those bastards are going to have a drag race tonight, starting at ten o'clock." \\\\ I told those guys, we're going to teach them a lesson tonight, don't think you just don't know what your last name is when you drive a Ferrari or Porsche or something! ”
Saying that, he snorted, his little head was held high, and he held Zhang Lan's arm tightly, looking arrogant and arrogant, "Let them see how powerful our brother Zhang Lan is!" ”
"The bastards?" Nannan's words made Zhang Lan listen to it with great interest, and stopped walking out, "What, you are quite familiar with these bastards?" ”
"It's not familiar," knowing what Zhang Lan likes, and knowing what Zhang Lan doesn't like, Nan Nan immediately brushed things off herself, "It's just some little kids from the deputy minister of this hall, usually always following me like a fart, I can't get rid of it, and I'm annoyed to death!" ”
"This," Zhang Lan sensed that something seemed to be wrong, and asked cautiously, "How old are these little kids?" ”
"It's probably not very big," Nan Nan didn't mean to stop, and pulled Zhang Lan towards the place where the tin sheet was parked, "From the little kids in the same class as me in my teens to the big kids in their twenties who are about to get married." \\\ Anyway, it's a group of people who are bored every day and can't find anything to do, relying on the shade of their parents at home to eat and drink. Thinking about how to have fun all day long and eating dead rice worms," said this, and praised himself very self-consciously, "What is like me?" Born so smart, with such good academic performance, and so beautiful! ”,
After talking for a long time, this girl didn't seem to have the slightest intention of stopping, waving her fists and sleeves in front of Zhang Lan, waving her pink and tender little arms, and the wax moon was not too cold, "Brother Zhang Lan, you must help me teach them a lesson tonight, these guys are too rampant, sometimes they are racing on the road in broad daylight, there are so many people on the road, driving so fast, and they are not afraid of hitting people!" Several times he ran past me and scared me! ”
Zhang Lan listened to the sweat: I feel that I am playing with a group of second ancestors who are not high or low tonight? Princelings? Princesses? It's suntime, shit! If these guys can also be called princes and princesses, it is princes and princesses who are flying all over the sky.
Turned his head to look at the girl: It's just that this girl is also narcissistic, beautiful is beautiful, no one says you're not beautiful, to be honest, you're really beautiful, but can't you be modest? This girl is so happy because there is a drag racing competition tonight, so she can teach the guys who usually scare her?
Relying on Brother Tin to bully these children, isn't he a little too bullying? It's just that these unlucky guys are also pitiful, and it's not good to scare anyone, but they scare this little princess. Well, it would be best to help our little princess get angry, if she could fight by the way.
Just when Zhang Lan was still thinking nonsense, she suddenly found that Xiao Nan was no longer leaving, and when she came back to her senses, she found that she had come to the front of the iron version of the Super Hummer.
"Brother Ironskin, please open the door for me." Xiao Nannan's ethereal voice said to a car delicately and tenderly, no matter how strange it sounded.
In fact, it's no wonder that this girl has to explain to this girl why this car can run so fast, Zhang Lan has to rack her brains to come up with a lot of ways to deal with this girl, for example, this is a car with a certain intelligence developed by her company for herself and technical verification, you can simply understand people's words, and I named him "Iron Sheet", just hoping that it can be as powerful as the Iron Sheet in the Transformers cartoon and so on.
But I don't know what's going on, Datong is too smart, this car has a strange temper, in addition to himself, when others call him, they always have to add a little respectful name.
The little girl is at the age when she is curious about everything, and when she suddenly found such a fun and interesting car, she was naturally very curious, and when she heard Zhang Lan talk like this, she actually believed it. The little girl also knows the current level of development of science and technology, and when she heard Zhang Lan say this, she only thought that this car was a technology verification car produced by Zhang Lan's family alone, but she didn't expect that it was an alien to go up - it was impossible for her to think of this aspect if she was killed.
Iron Sheet naturally knew what Zhang Lan meant, and for Zhang Lan's little girlfriend, he was naturally happy to tease her. So Iron Sheet's reaction to Nannan is that if you want to do something for yourself, such as automatically opening the car door, you always have to add a "brother" title, plus a "please" word.
Well, this is in line with Ironhide's usual spoof.
PS: Greatly, the last two days, Tong Tong is cheeky again to ask for a monthly pass, this month, Tong Tong maintains an update speed of 12,000 words a day, which is hard to say, but Tong Tong monthly pass has always been in more than 50, looking forward to helping Tong Tong at the last moment, don't fall out of the 60 ah,
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