It is normal for ordinary people to sneeze, and it is not an embarrassing thing. But if you're in a restaurant, restaurant, chew a bite of food, and then turn your head to the next table and sneeze loudly.

Guess what?

This can be described as earth-shattering, crying ghosts and gods.

A mixture of bacon, burgers, greens, and salad dressing, one of which was released into the air, and then sprayed onto the three old ladies at the opposite table.

The embarrassment is really hard to describe with pen and ink.

Yes......

The old lady of the American imperialist screamed.

OMG! Oh sell pastry patches! Wow yes yes ......

The screams rang out, and the small restaurant suddenly became lively.

The US imperialist public security looked embarrassed, his face turned red, he hurriedly stood up, walked up to the three old ladies and said, "Madam, I ...... I'm sorry, but these days, I've been hurting a little ...... Injure...... Injure...... Ahh ”

This time, snot and saliva are squirting together!

The third old lady, covering her face, scolded the stinky and shameless, quickly reached out and took out the money in the small bag, threw it on the table, scattered the girl, and quickly escaped.

The face of the U.S. imperialist public security was as red as a persimmon, and he was very embarrassed to stretch out his hand and say to everyone: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry for you." ”

As he spoke, he grabbed an unfinished burger in his hand, plus a french fries, and a Coke, and turned to leave.

A vignette!

Ruthless and elegant.

I smiled and turned around and asked the owner for a burger takeout.

"Hey, what's that cute officer's name?" I asked the boss.

Boss: "Sherlock! ”

I was shocked: "Could it be that he is Sherlock 61 Holmes?" ”

Boss haha: "You're also watching that show?" ”

I laughed, "Occasionally." ”

Boss: "Sherlock is a good guy, no matter what trouble anyone in the town has, call him, and he will always solve it as soon as possible." Like a puppy is lost, a kid a kite falls on a tree, etc., and so on, sometimes you don't have to make a phone call, just stand on the street and shout, "Hi Sherlock, I'm in trouble." ”

"He kept it in front of you as soon as possible." The owner handed the burger.

I took it and paid for it.

Boss: "Hey, I haven't seen you, may I ask who you are?" ”

I said, "On town, Hank and Lucy's guardian." ”

"Oh, sell the pastry!" The boss looked at me in surprise, then subconsciously took two steps back.

I know what those two bear children mean to the people of this town. They are nightmares.

"Oh my God, are they back?" The boss asked me with great trepidation.

I said, "Don't worry! Even if they come back, I can guarantee that they won't scare anyone. ”

The boss muttered, "I hope so, those two children are simply demons, they shouldn't have come to this world." ”

I smiled at my boss: "Don't worry! They can't be demons now, by the way, my name is J, and I'm a senior psychiatrist. ”

"Hi Hamburg Char! My burgers are so large and delicious that I can't forget them. Char gestured to the sign he hung in the store.

I picked it up and took a bite.

Well, it tastes really good! What is in the country, this Ken, that Lao, is not at the same level as this.

That's what a real burger tastes like.

Saying goodbye to Charl, I walked out of the diner and came to the door. I saw that the police car was still parked.

Sherlock poked his head out of the window, sneezed two more, wiped his nose with a tissue, and muttered that he was about to get out of the car and leave.

I walked over and said, "Hey! Shylock. ”

The other party poked his head out: "Hey, who are you?" ”

I smiled, "Hank and Lucy's new guardian." ”

"Oh! You have to be careful of those two children, I suggested that they should be imprisoned for life, otherwise they will very likely grow into psychopathic murderers. Sherlock said to me solemnly.

I was stunned: "Is it that serious?" ”

Sherlock: "More than half of the town's pets were brutally murdered......"

I let out a cool breath and I wiped it. It seems that these two babies are really not ordinary people, thanks to Lu Luda, otherwise it would be really difficult to get it.

I tell Sherlock to rest assured, this won't happen again from now on. When it was over, I said, "Your cold?" ”

Sherlock was helpless, and wiped his nose with a tissue: "No way, it's very difficult, my throat hurts, it's really very uncomfortable." ”

Americans, often have a good cold. And, oddly enough, most of them had wind-heat colds. In the words of traditional Chinese medicine, it is the syndrome of external wind and heat.

This has a lot to do with Lao Mei's diet, basic physical condition, and so on.

In front of me, when I saw Officer Sherlock suffering from a cold, my heart moved, and I said, "Well, I know there's a new pharmacy in town, which is very good." ”

Sherlock: "Did you say it's the Chinese medicine?" ”

Me: "Yes, that's it." ”

Sherlock frowned: "Chinese medicine...... Is it effective for colds? ”

I said, "Very effective." ”

Sherlock: "You know that couple?" ”

I smiled and said, "Gladly, take you there." ”

"OK, let's get in the car!" Sherlock, reaching out and patting his police car.

I just got into the police car of the US imperialist police, turned a few corners, and came to the Chinese pharmacy.

Getting out of the car, I went into the house with Sherlock.

In the house, Steve and his wife received them warmly.

Sherlock spoke out about his condition. Steve rummaged through the medicine cabinet for a while, then recommended him, the Silver Warp Antidote Pill.

As soon as I heard it, I knew that Steve was really an expert! I learned the things of real Chinese medicine, and I am not a deceitful drug dealer.

Here we will talk about traditional Chinese medicine, which is divided into two categories: over-the-counter medicine and herbal medicine.

Finished medicine, that is, prepared pills, medicine powder. Herbs are semi-processed medicinal herbs.

Many of us, buying preparations of traditional Chinese medicine, go to the pharmacy, and the pharmacy will recommend and say, come, buy this, this is purified, high purity, this is good. This, deep processing to extract Chinese herbal medicine...... And what kind of tablets for this, all Chinese medicine.

Here, listen to me. Don't buy it!

If you really want to buy it, you might as well buy Western medicine and take it.

All traditional Chinese medicines such as deep processing and purification, the medicinal properties and efficacy are basically greatly discounted, and, God knows, are there any hormones and other ingredients in it?

Traditional Chinese medicine, if you eat it, buy big pills, or pure, no deep-processed water pills to eat.

There are two kinds of water pills, one is deeply processed, and the pill quality is very delicate, which is recommended by the pharmacy clerk. (Why, the cost is low, the profit margin is large, and the money is made!) The second, the pill is very coarse, and you can see obvious traces of herbs.

Be sure to buy the second one.

Don't use all the things that are deeply processed and quenched by Chinese medicine!

Whoever buys, who is fooled!

When buying Chinese patent medicines, remember a sentence, the closer to the so-called high technology, the more fake the medicine. The farther away from high technology, the more ancient prescriptions and ancient methods, the more real medicines. (Anything on the market that contains the words 'high-tech extraction of natural plants', please ignore them all, and don't spend money in vain.) ）

For example, Tongrentang's Angong Niuhuang Pill is still handmade, one pill, thousands of yuan! But for symptoms such as high fever that does not go away, it is really easy to use.

The Silver Warp Antidote Pill that Steve sold to Sherlock is a real big pill.

Sherlock took it, paid for it, took out a pill, opened it, put it under his nose and sniffed it, "Well, it's not bad." ”

After saying that, he directly threw a pill into his mouth and chewed it.

Five seconds later.

“GOOD！ Throat, cool silk, very good, comfortable, Chinese chocolate, very GOOD! ”

Sherlock chewed one pill, opened it again, threw it in his mouth, and chewed another pill.

I'll go, it's not like this way to eat with a good taste.

I turned my head.

Steve, explaining to Sherlock that this, by weight, should be taken several pills at a time, several times a day. After a little explanation, it is said that it cannot be eaten as a meal, this is a herbal product.

Sherlock understood.

Traditional Chinese medicine is like this, and some people really like that taste. But some people, as soon as they smell it, they can't stand it. So, tablets and so on were invented, and as for herbal purification, it was a profiteer's money-making scheme.

Good medicine is good for disease.

Even if you can't accept it, you have to eat it!

Sherlock bought the medicine and turned around and gave me a hug: "Hi J, my name is Sherlock, it's nice to meet you, in town, what's the matter, call me directly." ”

I just got an OK back.

Sherlock's intercom rang.

Sherlock didn't shy away from it, took the intercom, and talked to the other end.

The man was supposed to be the operator at the police station, who told him that Mr. Francis had called to say that one of his little Persian cats had been lost and was asking for Officer Sherlock's help.

Sherlock immediately replied that it was no problem.

Then he turned to me and said, "J, I'm going to your house, so I'll pick you up on the way." ”

I said, "Thank you very much." ”

Waved goodbye to Steve.

I got into his car with Officer Sherlock, and the officer officially honked the siren and turned around and went straight to Francis's house, looking for his house, the lost cat.

The car is moving at high speed.

Cat life! Very important!

Squeak, stopped.

Sherlock got out of the car, pointed ahead and said, "J, the front is your house, you can walk and get home in about 100 meters." I have a task right now, and I need to do it right away. ”

I said, "Inspector Sherlock, I love cats, and I know the habits of cats, so I wonder if I can help?" ”

Sherlock: "Oh, that's great. Come on, J, come with me. ”

I said, "Okay, let's go find the cat together." ”

Come to the big house of the Francis family.

I asked curiously, "What does this gentleman do, the house is built so big and the yard is so spacious." ”

Sherlock turned to me with a serious look on his face and said, "J, we can't inquire about someone's privacy, as long as he's a legal citizen, we should be willing to help." ”

What a good public security!

I sighed and sighed!

Sherlock raised his hand and rang the intercom in front of the iron door.

Ding dong.

Three seconds later.

"Who?"

There was an old commotion coming from inside.

"Oh yes, Mr. Francis, I'm Sherlock, and I was called to ......"

"Okay, it's my cute little Linda, it's a little she-cat, just now, I didn't find her." The other party's voice was depressed.

"Okay, sir, may we go in and find it?"

"Okay, come in."