Standing downstairs in the community, thinking of the scene just now, Lu Tianyu was still a little afraid, if he hadn't hid quickly, he would have to be killed by the girl who weighed 80 kilograms, it was too violent and cruel.

Thinking of this, Lu Tianyu couldn't help but thank Huang Dapeng very much, if he hadn't desperately grabbed that fat girl, his escape would not have been so smooth, so he decided to kill him - he didn't say anything about that incident, and helped Huang Dapeng die to the end.

"Brother, I'm sorry! Thank you, brother! ”

Yao Yao hugged Huang Dapeng on the fifth floor, and regardless of whether people saw it or not, Lu Tianyu turned around in a dashing way and walked away, as for the endgame of room 503, it can only be handed over to Wang Yuan, the little brother, to settle it.

Who makes himself the boss!

Besides, if this guy hadn't poured himself three bottles of beer, he would have dizzy and lost his always sharp judgment? As for making such a big oolong? It's all this guy's fault.

The unlucky Wang Yuan was ruthlessly betrayed by his boss like this!

After this toss, it was already dark, Lu Tianyu went back to the dormitory directly, and fell asleep, this sleep was really sound, and he slept until noon, if it wasn't for the fourth Liu Bin calling him to get up for lunch, he didn't know how to sleep until the year of the monkey.

When the two of them arrived at the cafeteria, it was already half past twelve, a huge canteen, there were not many people eating, and they picked a seat by the window, and Lu Tianyu and Liu Bin sat face to face.

"Third child, did you have a happy bang last night? Otherwise, how can I sleep until now, this is too abnormal! ”

Shaking his brain that still had a bit of a headache, Lu Tianyu said angrily: "Fourth, can you be serious, don't think about it at every turn." Besides, even if I want to have a good time, I don't have the right person. ”

"Third child, this is your mistake, there seem to be a lot of beauties around you. I think Su Tong is a little interesting to you, and the sister Ling who saved the beauty that night when you heroically saved the beauty seems to be good to you, don't you think about it? Liu Bin said mysteriously.

", dogs can't spit out ivory in their mouths, and to tell you the truth, they and I are just pure boyfriend and girlfriend relationships." Lu Tianyu took a sip of preserved egg and lean porridge and said with a righteous face.

"Cut, see that you are still full of peach, your eyes are foggy, and you look ashamed, who are you fooling?" Liu Bin rolled his eyes and said.

"By the way, fourth, tell me, is this your first time? How did it feel for the first time? Cool? For the sake of the face of me inviting you to drink porridge and eat pancakes, you can tell me. Liu Bin suddenly lowered his voice and asked.

"I'll you, third, can't you ask some other questions?" Lu Tianyu was very unhappy, but this time he was unhappy, mainly for himself.

Nima's is a senior in college, and he is still a virgin, how can he be embarrassed? And he is still a senior in the Department of Clinical Medicine, which makes him feel a deep grief.

No, this secret decision can't be said, even in the face of his own sworn friend, he must not let go, my brother really can't afford to lose this person!

"Third child, let's talk about it. If you do, I'll buy you a set of pancakes. Liu Bin looked sneaky.

"Don't say it!" Lu Tianyu's attitude was very resolute.

"Third child, you're not enough buddy. I'm from the past, you're a newcomer, I have a lot of experience and skills I want to pass on to you, it's up to you to hear it? ”

"Don't listen!" Lu Tianyu's attitude is still very resolute.

Liu Bin was speechless, he still knew the third child's temper very well, a stubborn cow.

"Third, fourth, what are you two talking about?" At this time, a soft voice came, and Peng Lin, the fifth elder in the dormitory, walked over with a stainless steel rice bowl and shook it step by step.

"There's nothing to talk about, old five, sit here." Liu Bin moved inside, making a vacant spot.

Peng Lin was also polite, and sat down, "Third child, why did you drink porridge today?" Haven't you been eating flower rolls? ”

"Cut, the fourth child is a treat, I don't eat for nothing." Lu Tianyu took a bite of the pancake fruit in his hand, "Old Five, you eat some vegetarian dishes like greens and carrots every day, what are you doing?" Are you going to become a monk? Or are you ready to shave and become a nun? ”

"Third child, you hate it. Last month I weighed myself and found that I had weighed two pounds, so I started to lose weight, I want to get back to my graceful body as soon as possible, and show my graceful dancing on stage. As he spoke, Peng Lin raised his arms and posed with two winks.

"Ahem, ahem!" Lu Tianyu on the other side was choked alive, and the festival was even more shattered, "Old Five, do you want to learn from Teacher Jin?" ”

"Third child, don't taunt my Teacher Jin, Teacher Jin is my idol, my dream lover, perfect! By the way, I heard you went to belly dancing class the other day? Speaking of this, Peng Lin suddenly laughed charmingly and wickedly.

Lu Tianyu's face stiffened there all of a sudden, staring at Peng Lin with a look that wanted to eat people, his heart was turbulent, and he just wanted to say one word, "If you don't speak, no one will treat you as a dumb person!" ”

Under the curious questioning of the fourth Liu Bin, Peng Lin described what happened that day vividly, with a vivid voice and emotion, completely ignoring the increasingly pale face of someone next to him.

"Third child, I didn't expect you to have this hobby, tsk! When you go to class, I must cheer for me, I want to see, what kind of scene will it be when our little basketball prince belly dances? Liu Bin's mouth is still extremely sharp.

"The third child, I'm a straightforward person, just say one sentence - dance, you are really not this material. Even if you go for Teacher Qiu, you can change the way, you will frighten her if you appear in front of Teacher Qiu with such a dance. "Peng Lin's mouth is not vegetarian, and the knife hurts people, and it hurts.

Lu Tianyu couldn't hold back any longer, stood up, and said loudly: "Fourth, shut up, you want to see me dance, and go to classroom 201 of Building 6 tomorrow afternoon!" ”

"Old Five, don't be stinky and beautiful, think I'm a natural genius, what kind of dance can't I learn, just a belly dance wants to stump me, don't think. To tell you the truth, as long as I want to learn, I will definitely be the champion of this year's dance forest conference on what TV station! ”

Liu Bin was stupid, and Peng Lin was also stunned, the two of them had the same thoughts, "Where did the third child get this kind of confidence?" Or has he been stimulated to madness by us? ”