Li Yizhuo, female; Screen name: Lord Queen; Family background: wealthy businessman, address: #@$#$;

QQ number: If you click on it, I'll put it, and if you don't let it go, you won't be a man.

The Queen is the legend of our college, and it is also an eternal pain in the hearts of all the male compatriots of our college.

She is the school flower, and she is also a top outstanding student, a member of the Communist Youth League, a hardcore fan of Western medicine, and a strong woman with superb surgical skills......

Since the day she entered the school, the queen has created one myth after another in the academy (I will write about this in detail in the welfare section in the future.) ）

First of all, let's introduce the relationship between me, Fat Ball, and her.

For ordinary people, when they see the words Warcraft and lol, they may think that we are good comrades-in-arms of a team. Actually, when it comes to Warcraft, the Queen is the pride of the Alliance, and Fat Ball and I are obscene and obscene tricks and a despicable tribe who are good at stabbing knives in the back.

lol, the queen's team is shining, and the old, weak, sick and disabled team organized by me and Fat Ball, in addition to being obscene, is only more obscene.

The Queen has been abusing us in the game.

Even if we secretly set up a card a few times once in a while, we used a trick to stumble and ambush her three or four times, but it could not reduce the bright light on the queen's body in the slightest.

This is the case in the game, and the campus forum is even more fierce.

The Queen is loyal to her rational Western medicine {1 + {read} novel YBDU, and Fat Ball and I are loyal fans of traditional Chinese medicine.

Every battle in the forum was led by me and Fat Ball,-for-tat against the Queen's powerful fan base.

We were fighting, shouting and scolding, and suddenly one day, we suddenly found that we had become friends.

We started getting together to eat barbecue at stalls outside campus, we started trying hot pot, we started drinking, and we started talking about women's thighs and nursing gear in front of the Queen.

Although, every time we go out, the Queen invites us. But Fat Ball and I have no shame, rubbing rice again and again, and even when the canteen meal card is maxed out, we can reach out to the queen to ask for a card for dinner.

After graduation, the queen left me and Fat Ball's sight.

Some classmates said that she went home to marry Mrs. Kuo, some said that she went abroad, and some said that she was the chief surgeon in a joint venture hospital......

I really didn't expect to meet my queen again in this city, on the street.

When I think about this, I feel a little excited.

The Queen picked up her underwear with a big grin, fiddled with it in front of me and said, "Yes." The right size, how much does it cost? "She came out of her purse to count the money for me.

I stretched out my hand to stop it and said, "Okay, in the four years of college, Fat Ball and I have not eaten less of your meat, this money is a lot, it should be a meeting gift." ”

The queen still didn't smile, put away her underwear, took a cup of saliva and said, "It's rare, after so many years, you still remember my size." ”

I laughed and said, "Aren't you growing there anymore?" Haven't found the man to help you rub it up? ”

Queen: "Cut! Man! I vowed that I would never find the right one again, and in half a year, I would join the lace edge team. ”

"Okay! Enlightened. I smiled and beckoned to the waiter: "Serve the wine, white." ”

The Queen's size was not checked by my own hands, but she told me, and I remember that it was like a bet that I would guess the size with Fat Ball.

Whoever guesses the closest will eat the last string of pork kidneys.

In the end, I won.

The hot pot is put on the table, and the dishes are quickly served.

At this time, Fat Ball also came.

Fat Ball was called Brother Braised Pork in the game and forums at the time, and the Queen called him a fat and tender little braised pork.

As soon as he saw the queen, he stood on the side, his eyes were red, and his tears were about to fall.

The queen glanced at him and said coldly: "Okay, braised pork, don't kneel, take a seat." ”

The fat ball sat next to me tremblingly, staring at the beads hard.

The queen was cold: "What do you see?" It hasn't changed, it's still the same virtue back then. ”

Fat Ball echoed: "Yes, the top hasn't changed, let me look ...... below"

I directly reached out and picked up the fat ball's ears: "I haven't seen it yet, do you still want to see it first?" Besides, now that you have a family and a business, restrain yourself, brother. ”

The queen was shocked: "Braised pork, you are married." ”

Fat Qiu'er said: "Don't mention it, I knew that the queen was in this city, what kind of marriage did I marry." ”

The queen was cold: "Hmph! You don't know, otherwise when you get through sixty, you'll know how impulsive your decision was. ”

The queen is like this, every time Fat Ball appears, the queen will abuse him a thousand times and never get tired of it, and Fat Ball is also abused a thousand times and still has no regrets.

When the wine arrives, open the bottle, three or two glasses, and fill one glass per person.

Clink glasses, kill them!

After three or two drinks, the ice on the queen's face finally eased, and she opened the conversation box and began to count the experiences of the past year.

When the queen came home from graduation, her parents forced her to marry.

She didn't do it, and even came out with a personal scalpel and threatened to castrate the man who wanted to marry her.

Parents are furious!

She gritted her teeth and cut her fingers, wrote a bloody letter, and told her parents to give her three years.

For three years, she couldn't make a appearance in the field, and she was willing to go home and let her parents deal with it.

She came to the city, with her resume in hand, and jumped several hospitals.

Because, no hospital really appreciates her skills, and those old men only appreciate her beauty.

There was no way, she stomped her feet and simply went to the maternity and infant hospital, which was mostly female colleagues.

At the hospital, she worked as a trainee surgeon.

Although it is an apprenticeship, there is a lot of work to do. In her words, at her busiest time, she dissected fifteen stomachs a day.

The queen was slightly drunk at this time, and said to me with a wine glass: "My job is to sell white powder, and I earn money from selling cabbage, what a wretch!" I really want to take all the knives one by one! “

I chimed in: "Yes, yes, I'll be left alone." ”

The queen pursed her lips and sneered: "You are not a good thing, you are a big health care person in that modeling company." Hey, I mean, you can figure it out. Model health doctor, how many beauties do you have to harm. ”

I said, "To tell you the truth, I'm really ashamed that not only is there no harm at the moment, but I almost let a beautiful woman harm me." ”

The queen slapped the table: "Who?" Dare to touch my brother! Depend on! The old lady sewed it up for her, and saw that she still dared to be scared? ”

The queen drank a little high, and the volume was slightly higher. Therefore, at least two-thirds of the people in the hot pot restaurant are looking at us.

I know that the only thing that can stop the Queen's mouth at this time is wine.

I asked the waiter to open two more bottles of wine and fill them for the queen and the fat ball.

Drink...... Keep drinking!

I was glad to drink it, but Fat Ball and the Queen were probably in a lower mood. And when people are low, drinking is the easiest to get drunk.

As a result, before the second wave of wine was over, the queen climbed the table and couldn't get up.

Fat Ball's eyes are also straight, and he stutters when he speaks.

I called the waiter to come and settle the order, and then I watched the two of them and began to figure out how to place them.

There are many ways to settle down, but the most unusable one is to open the house and throw the fat ball and the queen inside, and then I close the door with a smile and take a taxi away.

I admit that I have a very low level of thinking, and sometimes I am surprised by the low level.

So, let's get rid of the fat balls first.

I flipped out my phone on Fat Ball, opened the address book, and found the person 'daughter-in-law'. Then I dialed 'daughter-in-law'.

Twenty minutes later, a delicate little jasper stood at the hot pot restaurant and looked around.

I beckoned tentatively, and the other man walked over to the table.

"How much alcohol do you drink, this fat man?" Xiaojia Biyu pushed the fat ball, although her eyes were reproachful, but she cared more.

I said in my heart: "Fat Qiuer is really a blessed person, although the girl in front of me is not a national beauty, but she also has a bit of beauty." And most importantly, at first glance, she is the kind of person who can live with you with all her heart. ”

I first asked the waiter to help me keep an eye on the queen, and then I worked with Xiaojia Biyu to get the fat balls to the door and took a taxi.

When I left, I said, "Sister-in-law, go slowly." ”

Xiaojia Biyu smiled: "I often hear Lao Liu say that you, you have time to play at home." ”

I nodded, smiled, turned back to the shop, and bent over to pick up the unconscious Queen.

Where the hell are you going to go?

Open a house? No way......

Forget it, let's go up to me.

I took the idea, reached out for a taxi, stuffed the queen into the car, squeezed it in, and told the driver the name of the place.