【097】 Free tour, no guarantee of safety
Early in the morning, Jade received the package of "Happy Valley" clothing monopoly, of course, the package was collected and handed over by the sixth uncle on the first floor, otherwise Jade wore a ninja suit to get the parcel may cause the suspicion of the courier brother.
In the basement living room, Nank is directing his golem stand-in to make breakfast, and the dirt golem is inferior to Nanke in all aspects, and Nanke's cooking skills are carried forward by him - he makes a bucket of instant noodles for each of them.
"He's lazy!" Nanke sat behind the dining table and looked at Master Kong's beef noodles in front of him, "I don't even bother to cut bread and ham sausages!" ”
"I think it's okay." Xia Chi finished her share of food after dividing five by two, as the Fire Demon God, she preferred to eat hot food, and the instant noodles of the golem seemed to arouse her appetite more than the sandwich bread made of jade.
Qianxue sat next to Nanke and didn't move her chopsticks for the time being.
"To be satisfied, you have to be precise in your orders to the Golem, such as 'Make me a slice of bread with ham and poached eggs', and if you just give him a general order to 'make breakfast', he will naturally be lazy. Don't forget that he has your blood and your breath in his body, completely replicating your character and superficial knowledge. ”
Nanke scratched his head, his own best cooking is indeed instant noodles, and the golem can't be better than the blue, and it will be a full banquet.
Jade walked a little awkwardly when she came out of room 4, and she quietly changed into her newly bought underwear, and the friction of the lace fabric on the inner thighs gave her a new and itchy feeling.
(Will His Holiness notice that I walk in a strange way?) Should I ask His Holiness the Emperor not to summon me back to the ring for seven days? )
Semi-spiritualizing a personal item requires keeping it with you for seven days, and being interrupted in the middle of it will be wasted.
(No, that's too selfish, if it affects the Emperor's itinerary, I'm an unqualified ringing spirit, let's experience it today, I can wear it for as long as I can...... )
Jade's eyes looked at the golem wearing the uniform of Dongshan No. 1 Middle School - Nanke had made up his mind to let the golem go to school instead of him today, and see if he would show his feet.
(The clay golem, which is exactly like the Emperor, somehow always doesn't like it, probably because he has the Hebrew word "ameth" written on his forehead, indicating that he is an impostor, right?) )
Qianxue covered her hand to her mouth and yawned: "Ah~~~ I'm a little sleepy, I have to go back to my room to catch up on sleep......"
Nanke, who was wobbed up by Chiyuki at three o'clock in the morning, was also a little sleepy, but his curiosity about the Earth Golem was at its peak, and he was not as busy all night as Chiyuki.
"I didn't see you being so loyal to me!" Nank sat on a carved wooden chair and laughed, "Just because I wanted someone to do my homework for me, did you stay up all night making this Golem double?" ”
"Don't feel good about yourself." Chiyuki deliberately turned her head in other directions, "I'm just...... I'm fascinated by the spells I've just studied, and I'm just staying up late if I'm not careful! I'm not a ring spirit within a hundred generations, so why should I please you? ”
Giving up his school uniform to the Clay Golem, Nank himself wore a light white shirt and black pants, which also looked very energetic.
On the back of his neck, a tiny purple-red line appeared on the surface of his skin, emitting an eerie glow where no one noticed, and its properties were indistinguishable from the sin lines that covered the Doomsday Seal.
"Cut, why are you so dishonest? Isn't it that after the jade came, did you have a sense of crisis because of the comparison? Nanke's eyes suddenly shot a little evil, and his sitting posture became presumptuous.
"I have to try to see how far the Golem stand-in listens to my command, and whether you will leave some kind of program backdoor just because you are his maker...... Hey, grab Chiyuki's hands and lift her up! ”
Nanke's order was too sudden, and Qianxue was already exhausted from staying up all night + instilling magic power, and was easily grabbed by the clay golem behind him, and lifted it into the air like a rabbit.
"You...... What are you doing!? Qianxue's feet were dangling in the air, and she angrily kicked out the polar bear slippers at Nanke, who had been prepared for a long time, and caught them with one on each of her left and right hands.
Therefore, Qianxue, who became barefoot, kicked back and hit the crotch of the clay golem, but the clay golem is essentially cast of loess, and the skin and organs are empty, and there is no weakness of a man.
After struggling for more than ten seconds to no avail, Qianxue gasped tiredly, and the tears hanging from the yawning in the corners of her eyes were even more pitiful.
"Yo, this dirt golem is quite loyal!" Nanke threw Qianxue's slippers on the floor, and paced towards Qianxue, who had lost her freedom, with her hands behind her back, and there was a hint of evil in her voice, "Although you are his maker, he only gained life because of my blood and breath, so he regarded me as the only master!" ”
"Hmph, it seems that you and his status are almost equal. Don't think that you can be lawless if you are a ring spirit other than a hundred generations, I, as the Emperor of the Law, have countless means to repair you, and now that I have not withdrawn all your authorization, don't you have no ability to resist? ”
Nanke smiled and stretched out two fingers to hold up Qianxue's small chin from the longest distance, Qianxue felt that she had been greatly insulted, but because she was the size of Lori, she couldn't kick Nanke with her short feet.
"Did you take the wrong medicine!?" Qianxue lost her usual composure and shouted in a very sharp childish voice, "It was understandable that you did this before, but I didn't offend you today, why are you taking advantage of others!" He also said that he wanted to be a good boss! Is this how you treat employees who stay up late and work overtime? ”
Nanke's heart was shocked by Chiyuki's questioning like this, and he withdrew his fingers from Chiyuki's smooth chin.
(Huh?) What am I doing? I do want to play a little prank on Chiyuki, but why did the body suddenly move on its own? I wasn't going to prank myself to this extent, was I? )
Nank was shocked to find his other hand preparing to lift Chiyuki's skirt, he really couldn't understand how he could have done such a dirty act, and he couldn't imagine what he and his golem double would do to Chiyuki if the act hadn't stopped.
Xia Chi had a bunch of noodles hanging in his mouth, and looked at Nanke blankly, not knowing what the Emperor was going to do to his sister, if Nanke lifted Qianxue's skirt next, Xia Chi would kick the flying golem stand-in to save his sister even if he couldn't hurt Nanke.
Jade stood aside, with a somewhat complicated mood. On the one hand, she thinks that Nanke's prank on Qianxue is to help her get angry, and on the other hand, she thinks that Nanke's behavior towards Little Lori is a bit excessive.
(His Holiness must have been just playing a prank!) There is no reason for him to insult Qianxue in front of me and Xia Chi, and Xia Chi and I are obviously more indecent than Qianxue...... Ahhh )
Jade stood more restrained with her clothes, Qianxue is considered Jade's predecessor in the genealogy of the demon god, so Jade does not regard Qianxue as a minor, since she does not violate the oath of "not harming children", then theoretically, no matter what Nanke does to Qianxue, Jade will not step forward to stop it.
(But I still hope that the Emperor can let Chiyuki go.,As a military advisor, Qianxue is insulted.,It will damage the overall combat effectiveness of the team.,And I don't want the Emperor to be Loricon...... )
As a jade of Zhengtaikong, in fact, there is no hope that Nanke is not Lorikong's position.
Nanker scratched the back of his neck that was inexplicably itchy, and waved his other hand to let the dirt golem put Chiyuki down.
"It's just a joke, since it's verified that the Golem stand-in only listens to my own words, then ......"
Before Nanke's words fell, Qianxue gritted her teeth and rushed towards Nanke, seemingly wanting to kick Nanke hard.
"Hey! Your ability to misinterpret the Emperor's decrees has arrived! I haven't studied anything else in 3,000 years of reincarnation! How can you be so violent against the Emperor......"
Qianxue chased Nanke in the hall barefoot, Nanke used the wooden chair as a cover to circle with her, neither of them used magic power, Qianxue didn't have much left because she instilled magic into the golem, Nanke purely thought it was more fun to tease little Lori like this.
After five or six minutes of the cat-and-mouse game (which was more like a mouse and a cat in terms of size), Nanker stepped on the African teleportation stone on the floor to avoid Chiyuki's pursuit, and the long-silent gray rune cobblestone unexpectedly emitted a brilliant blue glow.
"Huh? What's going on? Half of Nank's body was immediately enveloped in blue light, and he noticed that the part of himself that was covered in blue light could not move.
"The Teleportation Stone has been activated!" Qianxue's eyes widened in surprise, she and Xia Chi were both some distance away from Nanke, and it would definitely be too late to run to Nanke's side and teleport together.
Considering that after Uncle Six used the teleportation stone once, the teleportation stone immediately failed, and this time it is estimated that this is also the case, if Nanke is teleported to the African continent alone, God knows if there will be any fatal danger.
In just an instant, Qianxue's heart made a decision.
"Nanke, recall the Emerald before being teleported away! You're only enough to do one recall! ”
"Jade, after you were recalled, immediately cover the entire body of the Emperor with snake demon scale armor! Just in case you get a concentrated attack just after teleporting! ”
Although Qianxue's frost shield can also protect oneself, it is not as good as the snake demon scale armor 360 ° without dead ends, and Qianxue's magic power has bottomed out, but the jade is almost full.
Nanker didn't have time to thank Qianxue for the reminder, and he only had time to recall the jade before the blue light covered his whole body and teleported him away.
In the place where Jade was standing, a rather sexy bra and underwear fell to the ground like fallen leaves in the wind, making Qianxue and Xia Chi, who were left in the basement, look at each other.
=== Divider of scrap iron===
Because the scrap iron has been bloated and lost appetite since yesterday, the speed of the code word has been greatly affected, so in order not to affect the quality of the novel, there is only one change a day before the illness recovers, I hope the book friends will forgive me.
Sure enough, he was retributed for constantly firing flashbangs? Scrap iron knows it's wrong.,Try not to put flashbangs at the end of the chapter in the future.,It's going to be a flashbang in another place called scrap iron walkers and basement girls.,Book friends with wei'bo can pay attention to it (if you're not afraid of being flashed.)。