"Let's talk a little here, a little bit there, it's almost nonsense."

The heroine said: "This thing can't be eaten, it's all harmful substances, and it's ...... Wait a minute...... My cousin ...... "I can't seem to think of anything for a while."

At this point, she bit her lip lightly.

The heroine bit her lip, and the camera gave a close-up, which was very sexual. Feel.

So the white swordsman was instantly obsessed.

Various imaginary shots flashed.

"I want ......"

"Treat her to a drink."

"Treat her to a meal."

"Invite her to a movie."

"Send her home."

"Sleep with her."

"She confirmed the relationship with me."

"Ice cream with her."

"Lie on the grass together."

"Introduce her to her parents, aunts, and grandparents."

"Go on vacation with her."

"Move with her."

"And then propose."

"The two of them bought a house together."

"Ask her: Are you okay?"

She replied, "I'm pregnant."

She said, 'It's twins.'

"Then let's discuss together what the child should be called, one, Ben, read #novelxstxt."

She said......"

The camera returned to the supermarket, and the heroine looked at the white swordsman in surprise: "What did you say?" ”

I replied......"

The white swordsman snorted, as if he had not yet detached himself from his fantasy, and blurted out: "Dehua and Runfa." ”

The heroine wondered: "What? ”

The White Swordsman finally came to his senses.

"I told her it was the name of the fish I raised."

"She asked me what kind of fish I was."

"I'm starting to talk nonsense."

The white swordsman smiled dryly and said, "It's a clownfish." ”

She replied ......"

The heroine laughed happily: "It's amazing." ”

"Bullshit!"

The heroine is still happy: "Just like Nemo." "Nemo is the protagonist of the 2003 film Finding Nemo, a lost clownfish.

"the!"

"I said to her......"

The white swordsman pretended to say, "You can come and have a look when you have time." ”

She smiled.

The heroine laughed and said, "Really? ”

"She asked me for my number again, and my body urged me to hurry!"

The subtitles of the narration, in the words "hurry up", suddenly enlarge the font size, and a sense of urgency comes to the face.

She asked me.

The heroine wrote down the number and asked, "What's your name?" ”

The White Swordsman began to ramble: "Huh...... Wen Qiang. ”

The heroine threw a wink and smiled brightly: "Okay, you are as handsome as Xu Wenqiang, bye-bye." ”

She laughed and walked away.

The white swordsman ignored the beauty's flattering eyes, and ran away.

"I ran in a hurry."

"Okay, my name is Xu Wenqiang now, and I have two clownfish."

The white swordsman paused at the door of the supermarket, his expression pained.

"Then, I'll have to wash my pants."

"Anyway, I met her again."

Dangdangdang!

The music is exciting, and the subtitles emerge.

"Director, screenwriter, producer, editor: Bai Yuhan."

"Assistant Director......

When the subtitles faded and the screen lit up again, the white swordsman looked blankly at the new fish tank in the living room, as well as the two clownfish, Dehua and Runfa.

"Forehead ......"

A sigh.

"All in all."

“bref。”

……

As soon as the third episode of "All in All" came out, it immediately ignited the G-spot of countless viewers again, because there was a big killer move in this episode. It's the series of associations about Dehua and Runfa, and the grassroots meaning of Chiguoguo. Lewdness and fantasy are vividly dissected.

In the future drama "Never Expected", the super classic "It won't be long before I will be promoted and raised, become a general manager, become a CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the peak of life" comes from here.

Now it has been advanced to 2006 by Bai Yuhan, which is simply a cheating existence.

"Hahaha, laughed to death, Dehua and Runfa, the director's god-like brain, god-like editing, god-like story!"

"YY at the grassroots is so powerful!"

"Serve, five-body throw, haha, Dehua and Runfa!"

"I'm laughing like crazy."

"She left with a smile, and I ran away in a hurry, haha."

"Didn't you notice that at the end, you have to go home and wash your pants, is it pee or pulling!"

"Dare to hack my Andy and Brother Xiaoma, the white swordsman will die quickly."

"I really want to raise clownfish."

"The conception and editing were really great."

"Legend has it that Brother Bai Swordsman, a new generation of stars is rising!"

"When I met the goddess when I bought paper in the supermarket, I laughed to death."

"This film is so cool!"

"Xu Wenqiang, ahaha."

"Ding Dehua and Runfa, if you don't top it, you are not Martians."

Like a sudden storm, the jokes of Dehua and Runfa quickly became popular on the Internet. For a while, fans of "All in a Two" passed this paragraph among friends, classmates and relatives like a virus. Even better people have edited this paragraph in the film separately.

Placed on major websites, the number of hits actually exceeded that of "All in All" itself.

And all kinds of jokes imitating Dehua and Runfa are numerous, and the most talented people in the world are netizens. Various funny versions of "Dehua and Runfa" have made efforts to hype this paragraph into the top ten of Baidu's search keywords. And it's surpassing at a rate of rising one rank per day.

The heroine of the joke, Li Jinming, became a complete fire, and all kinds of information were picked up.

He is a student in the undergraduate class of the 04-level performance department of Shangju, 167cm tall, born in Dongshan, and now lives in the magic capital.

Because of the filming of the Seven Joy commercial, she was excavated by director Bai Yuhan and became the first "cheap girl". This is not a derogatory term, but because Bai Yuhan's nickname is the White Swordsman, just like Zhang Yimou's film heroine is called Mou Girl, netizens named the heroine of the White Swordsman film Cheap Girl.

However, these fires did not bring much adaptation to the lives of Bai Yuhan and Li Jinming, starting from the steamed bun murder case, the Internet has just had an actual impact on reality. Unlike the future, as soon as the Internet is hyped, it will become famous offline, Shenma milk tea sister, Shenma sugarcane sister, Shenma pancake Shih Tzu, and someone will come to the door after the frying.

So, how should I live my life, or how I should live.

……

After having lunch with Li Jinming, after watching the third episode of "All in All", Bai Yuhan held a copy of "Time Carving" and watched it with relish. Although he is quite famous now, and God gives face, so that his talent is very sufficient, but his weakest point is his directing skills.

It's not that if you watch a good film, you can shoot the film well step by step, the grasp of the details and the control of the entire crew are all difficult problems to test the director. Bai Yuhan now has a small crew of dozens of people, plus filming some simple small scenes, it is so-so.

But if you want to control a big crew, shoot a regular TV series, or make a movie, it's a bit overwhelming.

Therefore, learning is particularly important.

This "Time Sculpture" is a collection of essays on aesthetics and film written by the former Soviet director Andrei Tarkovsky. He talks about the films he made, the many sources of inspiration, the context of his creation, the methods of his work, and his autobiography of his directorial experience.

This highly regarded film master, who made only seven and a half films in his lifetime, won three Grand Prix at the Cannes Film Festival and once with the Venice Golden Lion, and his artistic achievements are comparable to those of the world's greatest directors. Bai Yuhan hasn't finished watching his movie yet, but after watching "Mirror", the breadth of his thoughts is indeed shocking.

Shamefully, Bai Yuhan was studying the artistic methods of this master of film, and found that what Tarkovsky hated most was montage and fast-paced shots. If he himself saw "All in All", it is estimated that he would immediately have a fight with Bai Yuhan and scold him for what he was filming.

Artistically, Tarkovsky's films are amazing, and entertainmentally, his films are dull and maddening. The later stages of his films are basically about 100 shots. Compared with the thousands of shots in commercial films now, it can be called a lullaby.

Take its essence, remove its dross, and selectively absorb it.

This is how Bai Yuhan reads these director's books.

After looking at it for a while, Li Jinming came over with his bag: "Xiaobai, I've packed it." ”

"Oh, let's go." Bai Yuhan put down the book and took the big bag.

Today is the 28th, a few days before the start of the play, Li Jinming is going home for a few days. In other words, Bai Yuhan has been alone in the past few days.

Soon arrived at the community where Li Jinming's family lived, the sky garden community of Huarui Building.

Carrying the bag out of the trunk, Bai Yuhan learned the bridge in the TV, and asked with a smile: "What, don't you invite me to go up and sit?" ”

"Okay, carry my bag for me." Li Jinming agreed with a smile.

Bai Yuhan was suddenly embarrassed, sister, he was just joking, you don't have to really see your mother-in-law!

"I'm still young, I don't want to be tied up so early!"

Bai Yuhan secretly hated his mouth and hurriedly rounded the scene: "But forget it, I came empty-handed today, I didn't prepare anything, and I didn't take care of my personal image, because I had to film, I didn't even shave my beard." Let's talk about it later, you hurry upstairs, the sun is so poisonous, I feel distressed when the sun burns. ”

"Hmph, don't dare." Li Jinming snorted.

"Ha, ha." Bai Yuhan laughed dryly.

"Hey, Xiaobai, I'm up."

"Hmm."

"I'll go back on the 2nd, take care of myself."

"Peace of mind, peace of mind, no matter how big I am, I still have to worry about it."

"Why don't you worry about me, as soon as you get up from work, you don't know how to rest."

"Not anymore, the crew is on the right track, and everything is regular."

"Call me every day."

"I'll call you when I think about it."

"Oh, call me when you think of it! A must, hit every day! ”

"I know, I know, hurry upstairs, it's not life and death, it's so grand, isn't it just two days apart, as for it. Can you come to the crew if you have nothing to do, the subway for a few dollars is here. Bai Yuhan couldn't understand Li Jinming's thoughts at all.

Whether it is in the play, Huarui Building, or the crew, they are all in the quiet area of the magic capital, and they are only a few stops away.

"Then how can it be the same, when I get home, my parents won't go out casually."

Speechless, Bai Yuhan looked up at the sky, and only nodded helplessly after a while: "Okay, I know, I'll call you every day." ”

"That's pretty much it, I'm up."

"Congratulations to the mother!"

"Hmph, excuse me, Xiao Hanzi."

Seeing Li Jinming, who turned around three times in one step, entered the door of the community, Bai Yuhan shook his head and smiled, and got into the car. A woman in love can't wait to stick to you 24 hours a day, it's really scary. Perhaps, this is the so-called magic of love, which can only be felt by those who are truly invested in it.

Smack.

Lighting a cigarette, Bai Yuhan suddenly felt a little guilty, is he worthy of such love from a woman?

I don't know!

Shaking his head, leaving some thoughts behind, lighting a fire, going on the road, humming: "The cool breeze has letters, the autumn moon is boundless, and my emotions are like living like years." Although I am not a jade tree in the wind, chic and dignified, but I have my broad mind and strong arms and wrists! ”