Chapter Fifty-Six: The Queen of the Pit Daddy

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Everyone heard vaguely, and saw the shadow of the knife flickering in the smoke and dust, and they couldn't care about anything, so they had to retreat one after another, and when they retreated to a safe place and opened their eyes, they saw that the high platform had collapsed, and there was a faint flash of knife light, and the things that were rolling on the stage were gone, along with the queen.

Someone else exclaimed, "Flying Swallow Knife! Jerod's Disciples! ”

The smoke and dust are filled, the wooden planks are flying, large swaths of wooden planks are warped or sinking, the people in front of the stage cover their faces and retreat in order to avoid being injured, and faintly hear the sound of flying overhead, and someone shouted: "The queen is morally corrupt, how can I allow such a depraved woman to eat me with a knife!" ”

"Boom!" The high platform collapsed!

At this time, it was too late to catch up and stop it, Gong Yin Huo Ran reflexively, and with one hand, there was already an extra thin knife in his hand, he raised the knife with both hands, turned over and slashed!

It's even worse to be seen!

How can you be held by her!

Annoying!

The next moment, the thing suddenly disappeared from his palm, and when Gong Yin turned around, he saw that the thing was flying towards Jing Hengbo's palm.

Just as he grabbed the male doll's unclothed upper body, he suddenly felt so sick that he wanted to vomit.

At this moment, Gong Yin grabbed the thing.

Jing Hengbo also woke up from the shock at this time, and without saying a word, he waved his hands and took things from the air to destroy the corpse!

The thing had already rolled to the bottom of the stage, and countless people crowded to see it clearly.

Gong Yin swept out with an arrow and began to chase the pair of hot Barbie dolls all over the stage......

If there is any doubt after the fact, now you can only destroy this thing immediately!

The Queen's private possession of obscene objects is worse than not being able to pass the ceremony!

No, this thing can't be seen clearly! Especially the woman looked exactly like her.

Gong Yin suddenly woke up.

After kicking it away, there was a "woo" exclamation from all sides.

Gong Yin's heart was a rare mess, and he couldn't believe what he saw. At this time, the thing rolled to his feet, he looked down, couldn't hide his anger, and subconsciously raised his foot and kicked away.

His first reaction was to turn around and look at Jing Hengbo, his eyes were full of doubts, and Jing Hengbo's open mouth seemed to tell him a bad answer.

What kind of shellfish is that? Everything is sensitive? What's wow wow wow?

is so realistic, it must be done for real people! So who is this male doll?

The third reaction finally saw the male doll, hugging the unclothed "Jing Xiaobo" tightly, and he was also unclothed!

Second reaction: unclothed!

At a glance, he saw that the female doll was Jing Hengbo himself, his eyes swept over the amazing curve, and his first reaction was that this doll was so realistic, was it done to her?

Gong Yin was also stunned.

It's really nothing in modern times. But what's worse is that this is ancient times, this is a great wilderness with particularly strict rules, or is she modeling herself, and she was seen by the hundreds of officials in front of her, how will she live in the future?

She thought desperately, only to remember that this seemed to be a friend she met on the Internet a few years ago, when she celebrated her birthday, people asked for her photo, customized the "beach version of Big Boham playing in the water Barbie", she received it hahaha laughed for a while, and threw it in the middle layer of the box, and didn't care when she packed her luggage, because the thing obviously had a bag at that time......

How the hell is this in the box! Even if it's in the box, it should be at the bottom, when did it turn over!

This pair of Barbie dolls is a custom version, hot and open, and intimate. The female doll is her own style, blonde hair with big waves, a pitiful three-point bikini of fabric, tiptoeing, hugging a male doll wearing only beach pants, that is Beckham's style......

Annoying!

Jing Hengbo was also stunned.

The voice seemed to come from the crowd, trembling and sharp, full of anger and shyness, the people in front of the stage looked at the stage a little blankly, there was something that was always rolling in the bones, it looked like two dolls, but it was extremely realistic, the revealing clothes, the intimate shape, gradually attracted the attention of many people.

"Ahh

There were actually a lot of things flying out, and everyone's eyes didn't have time to distinguish them, and they didn't see what they were, when suddenly a female scream sounded.

High heels, skirts, all kinds of weird short clothes, all kinds of weird bags, and a pair of male and female dolls hugging each other and wearing bikinis.

Everyone's eyes subconsciously flew all over the stage with those colorful things.

Before she could close it, the crowd behind her surged, and her feet suddenly slipped, and the whole person hit the box, the box slid out, and the things on top of it suddenly flew all over the stage.

Sister Cui was reminded, but she didn't look for the cloak, and her hand pressed down, trying to close the box.

Jing Hengbo urged, "Hurry up!" ”

She stayed there with a shocked face.

Sister Cui was stunned, and hurriedly opened the box, the box was afraid of being dirty, it was placed on the plate, Sister Cui opened the box, saw something at a glance, and was suddenly stunned.

At this time, Jing Hengbo also reacted and shouted to Sister Cui: "I have a small cloak in my box, give it to me!" ”

Gong Yin also reacted quickly, and immediately got up and swept onto the stage.

Previously, there were curtains on all sides, but after Jing Hengbo lowered the curtain, all the curtains have been removed.

But at today's noon ceremony, the weather was very hot, and everyone was wearing thin clothes and no cloaks.

She reacted quickly and quickly covered the tear in her waist with one hand. The eyes of asking for help immediately swept towards Gong Yin.

Jing Hengbo maintained a half-turned posture, staring at the cracks in her waist that were getting bigger and bigger, just now she was too big and too fast, stepping on the skirt, when the skirt fell, the loose waist that had lost the belt also pulled down, I don't know which piece of polished gem on the waist was hung, and a huge hole was torn in an instant......

A white thread slowly emerged from the queen's waist, getting wider and wider...... Oh no! That's not a thread, it's like the skin of the Queen!

Then their eyes widened.

The officials and people in the audience also seemed to notice that something was wrong, and the cheers gradually stopped.

There was a slight sound, only Jing Hengbo heard it, her body stiffened, and she froze on the stage.

"Snort."

"Huh?" Jing Hengbo couldn't hear clearly, he was excited, and he was still immersed in Gong Yin's smile, and he stepped out with a big stride, "What's the ......?"

The people of the Ministry of Rites crowded to the front of the stage and whispered to Jing Hengbo: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty ......"

……

Yelu Qi smiled and said nothing, compared his hands to a frame, framed Jing Hengbo's face in the frame, looked around, and sighed leisurely.

The strategist looked at him puzzled, realizing that this was a vicious and effective plan, and did not understand why the master had given up like this.

Then he shook his head.

It's easy to knock her down at this moment......

She is smiling like a flower at the moment, her face is full of light, and she can almost be said to be the pinnacle of her life......

Yeluqi's eyes shone brightly, but only for a moment, and then he looked on the stage.

……

"Yelu Qi killed our heir to the Feather Cutting Division, and greatly injured our forces in Beijing. Such revenge cannot go unavenged. I thought that when Gong Yin came back, he would just help us kill Yeluqi, but who knew that he didn't know how to take the wrong medicine, so he actually took the stability of Emperor Ge as the first priority and used the army to suppress us. Now the opportunity has come, the queen is being loved by the people at this moment, and the great sages are pinning their hopes, if we pretend to be Yeluqi's people at this time, and make a move against the queen......"

"Oh?"

"I didn't think the queen had passed the test," said one of them, "and I had a new plan." ”

Coincidentally, in an inconspicuous corner of the crowd, there are also people conspiring.

……

Yelu Qi raised his eyebrows slightly and glanced at Jing Hengbo.

Yeluqi's eyes wandered around, as if smiling, and a counselor beside him bent down and whispered in his ear, "Lord." I can't imagine that the queen actually passed, and she is very loved by the people at this moment, you see, the people who are in the Emperor Song are all here to watch the ceremony at this moment, if we pretend to be the people of the feather cutting department at this time. Shoot at the Queen......"

His gaze swept over Yeluqi and the leader of the Feather Cutting Division, one of whom was placed opposite him, and the other farther away, just to prevent the two families from quarreling again at the queen's ceremony. At this moment, seeing that there was no movement on both sides, he was slightly relieved.

He beckoned the guards to retreat, and asked people to go and arrange the next step to welcome back to the palace ceremony, the crisis has passed, and he must hurry back to the palace while the iron is hot, so as not to have too many dreams at night.

Gong Yin looked at her dazed appearance, turned her eyes, shook her head helplessly, and the smile on the corner of her lips did not disappear.

If you want to think about what kind of punishment, you will ask him to smile at himself every day, smile lightly, smile lightly, smile and laugh, anyway, it's good to laugh! Nima, what a waste if he doesn't usually laugh!

Don't get a nosebleed......

No more!

Jing Hengbo raised his hand to block his nose.

He laughed, his eyes were slightly bent, his dark and slightly blue eyes were full of brilliance, and the cold and cool air of the day was instantly covered by a clean smile that was warm and cloudy.

It is a natural clear scene, and it is a beautiful Qionghua. It is the clouds that lighten the clouds, the jade dust forest scatters, the moon that illuminates the south and north of the mountains, and the wind blows through the flowers and flowers, like jade, like light, like the color of the sky, and the corners of his lips are lit up between his eyes.

I'm going to go, that! Whatever! Beauty!

The first time she saw the great god of the palace smiled heartily at her!

The laughter of the great god of the palace!

Laugh!

Jing Hengbo's eyes straightened.

Suddenly in a good mood, he raised his eyebrows, looked at Jing Hengbo, and the corners of his lips involuntarily bent slightly.

It was he who finally walked his eyes once...... Willing to gamble and lose.

When I think of the bet, I think of her angry red face and rising chest that day...... The bright black eyes were close to the eyes, and they were so bright that they were scorching.

Gong Yin on the Taishi chair in the audience had already received her eyes, the tea cup in his hand moved, and he raised his eyebrows lightly - you don't have to think about it to know that this guy must be thinking about a bet.

While enjoying the cheers triumphantly, she carefully thought about the bet with Gong Yin that she won, what punishment should she think of? Streaking? Dance? Sing? She hesitated and entangled, thinking that these things should be done by him in public, she had the upper hand once, and he would have no face to bully her in the future, and on the other hand, she felt that it was too cheap for the majority of perverted women to see Gong Yin singing and dancing naked, and she should enjoy it exclusively. hesitated in every way, sad and incomprehensible, standing on the stage while looking at Gong Yin obliquely, he thought about it......

If you want to break through the earth, you must want to rise and suppress first. deliberately threw out so many no's, and minimized everyone's psychological expectations, so that the surprise soldiers stood out later, and everyone was shocked.

Although modern knowledge comes from plagiarism, she feels that she is a winner when it comes to the psychology of all people.

All the way, all kinds of grievances, are compensated in the glory of all at this moment, which she conquered by herself.

Jing Hengbo only felt that he was about to be picked up by this huge sound, and he was swaying and drunk.

The voice travels through the sky, through time and space, awakening the fate in the dark, revealing a bright and confused eye.

This shout roared in the Imperial Song City, and the sound was majestic, surpassing the cheers at the enthronement ceremony of Queen Mingcheng five years ago, surpassing the cheers at the welcoming ceremony of Queen Tianning, who successfully passed the test of the welcoming ceremony thirty-eight years ago, and surpassing the cheers of Queen Ruiheng, who was known as the most intelligent queen two hundred and twenty-one years ago, when she promulgated the "Great Wilderness Code", perhaps, even more than the cheers of Emperor Taizu and the founding empress Queen Shengde at the ceremony of sacrificing to heaven and sealing Zen.

……

The shouts were countless flying eagles, breaking through the sky, breaking through the haze clouds, and under the long sky, the glow was shining, like a glorious neon road, leading to the sky. In the path of light, the tall and slender woman in a gorgeous dress fluttered, slightly raised her white chin, and smiled at the day's splendid clouds.

"God bless the wilderness, welcome the queen!"

The black crowd in the square fell down at the same time, and the tide of human heads rolled away like a black wave, and the sunlight lit up the eyes of the people, jumping happily from the tips of countless hairs.

"God bless the Great Wilderness, welcome to my Queen of Heavenly Destiny today!"

"Whoever seeks the blessing of my Li Shu will be the lord of my eternal service!"

The old man bowed to the ground, and his voice was majestic, spreading far away.

It seemed to ring in the hearts of all people.

Chang Fang didn't take her hand, he took a step back, took off the support of others, spread his sleeves, and landed on his knees, with a "bang".

Her snow-white fingers gently supported the back of his old and dark hand, black and white were distinct, making people feel the aging of time and the rebirth of wisdom.

Chang Fang raised his head and saw the unpretentious smile of the woman in front of him, as if he would light up the sky for a long time.

Jing Hengbo hurriedly stepped forward to help each other, and his laughter was crisp, "Oh, Mr. Chang, don't be so serious, I didn't make it clear." Come on, come on, sit down, and often go to the palace to play in the future. ”

At any time, dare to face up to one's own mistakes, do not shirk, do not cover up, and do not evade, is the real courage, worthy of the word sage.

Awe-inspiring on all sides, the great sage is highly respected, the character is Qinghua, he has never bowed his head to anyone for decades, and he has been accused of being blamed from the infallible place in his life, and now everyone sees him hanging his head in public, and his snow-white long hair trembling in the wind, they all feel pity and admiration in their hearts.

"Wechen Changfang, apologize for the initial disgrace to the queen." He said, "Weichen reads poetry and books in vain, does not know self-examination and has no ability to understand people, has eyes and no beads, and despises His Majesty, please punish Your Majesty heavily, so as to set an example." ”

There was silence on all sides, and then there was a commotion, and the great sage Chang Fang came to the stage with a straight gait, and bowed to Jing Hengbo to the end in front of everyone's eyes.

"What I'm capable of......," she raised her chin with a smile, "have you seen it all this time?" ”

With a twist of his fingers, he put away the Polaroid, this one has been played enough today, technology products are limited, and each one must be of maximum utility, and it cannot be wasted.

Photographic paper is limited, and one photograph is less. It's an advertisement for the great sage, and it's a warning for the scarlet, and then you have to use it to make money, and when my sister's photo studio opens, I'll slaughter you hard, well, how much should I order? One thousand taels? Ten thousand taels?

Wanzhong played Polaroid before, creating the biggest sensational effect, and it was you old immortals who fished.

Jing Hengbo observed the words and colors, and the corners of his lips hooked.

Many people take a fancy to this kind of portrait, but they don't dare to try it because they are afraid of the terrible skill of "painting is a bad character". As soon as I heard that the art of portrait and character recognition would not be passed on to future generations, then I had no worries. Some elderly high-ranking officials are already planning that in the future, the queen's apprentice will sell paintings and have to buy one.

Everyone immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and many people were happy with the colors.

"Everyone," she smiled and changed the subject, "I will accept apprentices in the future, but I will only teach him how to make subtle paintings, and it is a god-given ability to distinguish character by portraits, and cannot be taught at will." So in the future, if you want to leave a subtle portrait of yourself, you still have a chance. ”

Jing Hengbo is not endless, but today is just a thorn in the scarlet Luo, he can't shake the fundamentals, and the days to come will be long.

Scarlet gritted his teeth and walked away again - those who know the times are Junjie, at least at today's ceremony, everyone can see that it is absolutely impossible to please the queen to fight. She holds the hearts of the people hostage, conquers the sages, relies on the national teacher, and all kinds of magic tricks at her fingertips, who knows what moth she will make next? Who doesn't have any scruples about things that can't be speculated?

"Since you said it wasn't you, why do you want to emphasize that it was deliberately paste? If it's not you, it's your business to deliberately draw muddy, so why tear it up? Jing Hengbo always knows how to fight a snake seven inches, and the people who didn't see the photos below for unknown reasons all said meaningfully, "Oh yo-" in unison.

Several masters who love painting are studying the bizarreness of this portrait with relish, but they can't save it, and secretly cry out for pity.

"What's going on?" Scarlet couldn't stand this weird atmosphere, couldn't stand the strange eyes that everyone swept over to him at a glance, walked over quickly, took away the photo and looked at it, his face suddenly turned blue, and he tore it off without saying a word, "It's not me!" How could this be me! This is deliberately mushy! Deliberately! ”

At this time, the most rebellious and opposed officials did not dare to speak out publicly.

At that time, even if you insist that you are deliberately bad, but so many people know it in their hearts, and in the future, the officialdom and political voice will inevitably have one more truth to be criticized, not to mention that tens of thousands of people will look at it, and the mouth of the people will be more important than the defense of Sichuan!

Many people want to object, but in the face of such a special light and shadow, they really can't say anything against it. I broke out in a cold sweat because of this effect, for fear of taking the lead in opposing it, and giving His Majesty a look, what should I do if I also have a strange painting style? Your Majesty, this painting is not something you can escape if you say you don't paint it, she can give you one immediately!

Most of the people know how to paint, they all know, the so-called painting paste painting is broken, most of them have traces to follow, the pen is too light and too heavy, the strokes are crooked, and the color is brushed by the sleeves, it is possible, I originally thought that the so-called painting was broken is this, that really can't stand scrutiny. However, at this moment, when I look at the portrait, the paste is indescribable, and it is also mellow, and there is no trace to be found. It feels like the person is suddenly blurred in reality, obscured by light, rather than the effect that a person can draw.

On the "portrait", the lower half of Scarlet's body is extremely clear, with skirts and skirts, and body movements, it is clear that she is her. But from the neck upwards, a face was swept extremely strangely, leaving only a phantus with color, it could still be seen that it was her, and even the contour of the face could be seen, but it was deformed beyond recognition, and when people saw it, the back exploded with hair.

The crowd was silent.

"See." Jing Heng Bogege smiled, "This kind of painting, can it be painted with deliberate paste?" ”

She couldn't believe how a portrait could make everyone look like that, even if it was pasted, it might be that the queen deliberately painted it.

The "portrait" was passed in the hands of hundreds of officials, and everyone looked strange and surprised. Scarlet looked at everyone's expressions, and gradually turned from anger to surprise to unease.

……

The delicate heart and slender fingers played with the minds of thousands of people, and the entire examination ceremony platform became a stage for her alone.

It takes talent to deceive people. Timing, psychology, sophistry, all are indispensable. She dealt with the people of the Great Wilderness, dealt with Chang Fang, dealt with hundreds of officials, and dealt with different methods of dealing with the enemy, suppressing the people first and then promoting, going deeper and deeper to Chang Fang step by step, being more yin to Sang Dong, and pressing on Scarlet step by step, and then patting the hundred officials by the way, reducing the hostility of everyone.

It's not unusual to use external forces, but it's strange that it's just the same thing, but she can pretend to be a ghost and come up with so many tricks. What is the eye of God, what is the spirit behind it, what is the subtle portrait, what kind of portrait distinguishes character...... If you change the direction and change the way to her mouth, it will become a new supernatural, this kind of extravagant ability, this kind of flexible and transparent thinking, first-class politicians can't compare.

Such a cunning woman.

Yelu Qi smiled, Gong Yin lowered his head to drink tea, the tea was clear, reflecting a faint smile on the corner of his lips.

"When I painted a portrait of the great sage before, I saw a beautiful sideways movement of the female minister, and on a whim, I also painted a picture of the female figure, who knew that after the painting was made, it was very blurry. I wanted to save some face for the woman, so I put it away. I don't want to be a woman, but I can't get along with ......" Jing Hengbo looked at the sky sadly, "Alas, I'm such a kind female paper ......"

Scarlet Luo's eyes widened in amazement, she didn't know when, Jing Hengbo painted a portrait of herself?

A group of ceremonial officials leaned over and looked at the photo, their faces changed.

"If you don't come up, don't come up, this place is not where you stand." Jing Hengbo picked up his toes and kicked the photo to a ceremonial official below, "Give you face, you have to find abuse!" I can't draw your character? Come, let's walk over and take a look, our lady's strange painting style! ”

If you don't teach her a lesson, more Scarlet will come out to fight her face in the future, and she doesn't have the leisure to clean up one by one!

Jing Hengbo didn't plan to let her go at all.

Scarlet Luo's footsteps stopped, her pink face had turned purple, and she felt uncomfortable being stared at by thousands of people, her legs were lifted in the air, only to feel as if she was pressed on the leg by the power of Wan Jun, she didn't dare to lift it, and she was unwilling to let go.

"What do you want to do? Yes? Do you want to stab the driver? You want to assassinate their queen in front of these tens of thousands of people? Or do you want to assassinate the new master who can bring hope to the Great Wilderness in front of this group of officials who are bent on hoping that the people of the Great Wilderness will live and work in peace and contentment? She pointed to her nose, "Think?" Come on, come on! ”

Jing Hengbo also raised his hand, his hand was higher than that of Scarlet, and he threw a "portrait" on the ground with a snap.

Gong Yin and the others were just about to get up.

"Jing Hengbo!" Scarlet Huo Ran stood up and waved his hand, "Someone-"

Jing Hengbo pursed his lips and said with a smile, "Your character really can't be drawn, your painting style is strange and intoxicating, after all, you marry someone at the age of twelve, marry three times and die three times, one climbs one step and dies one step and climbs one step to climb a step, the more your husband dies, the more unlucky you are, the more you die, the more you live, the more nourishing the strange wonder, normal people really can't draw." ”

"My character is not something you can draw." Scarlet sneered, "It's useless for you to provoke generals. ”

"What are you doing with such a fierce protest?" Jing Hengbo suddenly spoke, blinking, "Your character is so good, you can't draw it anyway." Or do you know in your heart that you actually have a bad character, and you are afraid that you will be confused with me, so you fiercely oppose it? ”

"It's just a matter of subtlety." Scarlet disagreed, "Besides, even if she has a god-given skill in painting, if you want to say that the painting is a god-given, I don't believe it first." ”

"The woman's words are wrong." Chang Fang's beard immediately trembled, and he said coldly, "How can you know it's ridiculous if you haven't tried?" Besides, the painting that His Majesty gave to the old minister just now is indeed not the handiwork of the world. Can you say it's not a godsend? ”

Some ministers agreed, thinking that the queen's words were too casual. This talent can't be admitted casually, otherwise in the future, who will she look at unpleasantly and deliberately paint him up, that person will unjustly bear the reputation of a "villain" for a lifetime? How can that be!

The official said "uh" and didn't dare to say any more, but Scarlet sneered and said, "What nonsense! This paintbrush is in your hand, Your Majesty, if you want to draw clearly, you can draw clearly, if you want to paint blurry, you deliberately shake it under your hand and it will be confused, what kind of god-given technique! When did I, the Queen of the Great Wilderness, pretend to be a god and try to deceive everyone! Do you really think that there is no clear-eyed person in this court? ”

"This lord," Jing Hengbo raised his eyebrows and said with a smile, "This is a trivial matter, but I advise you, be cautious when painting in public, I am a god-given technique, and I can't control it myself." God-given art comes with the ability to discern others. The more noble the character, the clearer. The portrait of the great sage is clear and realistic, entirely because of his old man's noble character and his old man's own cultivation. If you can't pass the character test and draw it vaguely, you can't blame me when the time comes. ”

There was a minister in the audience who was asking her at this time: "I wonder if Your Majesty is willing to perform a wonderful pen for us......

Scarlet Luo seemed to be aware, and suddenly turned around, Jing Hengbo had already put down his sleeves, waited for a while, and when the photo came out, she took the opportunity to raise her sleeves to take a look and smiled.

Jing Hengbo seized the opportunity to put down his sleeves, and while leaning sideways to wipe his sweat, he said, "It's so hot......" while quickly clicking on one.

She glanced at Scarlet, who was talking to the people around her with her head sideways, and then walked a few more steps, facing Jing Hengbo from the side.

But at the moment, the use of this Polaroid has not yet been performed.

Jing Hengbo stared at everyone's expressions, smiling happily, thinking about the near future, there was probably a sum of money.

People always have an unspeakable fear of what is behind them, and sometimes what they are afraid of is not death, but the complete disappearance of their own person. It is very unbearable for everyone to have the traces of their past completely erased. Therefore, later generations have various video records to comfort people's fear of annihilation behind them. Therefore, at this moment, the allure of this extremely clear "portrait" for everyone far exceeds ordinary luxury.

The ministers looked at it with admiration, their eyes were envious, and they all felt that such a "painting" was hard to find in the world, and it would be good if they had a pair of them, and they would leave a memory for future generations. Such things can be passed down from generation to generation and will never be annihilated.

Chang Fang, who was not smiling, smiled at the moment, for fear that people's fingers would stain his treasure, so he quickly took it, judging from the action of him carefully opening the three layers of brocade and wrapping the layers of this "painting", this thing is probably a family heirloom from now on.

Everyone couldn't help but sigh. Even the most picky courtesy, when he was reluctant to return it, couldn't help but sigh: "The best painter of Di Ge can't be as good as this!" If it is really a stroke of heaven, it is not humanly feasible! ”

Everyone could see that Lao Chang Fang liked this "painting" to the bone, and just after handing it out, he began to urge, "Everyone, be careful!" Be careful! Yes! Don't be angry! Don't exclaim! See? The old man is going to put it away! ”

They are all knowledgeable people, and the perfect use of pen and light and shadow in this "painting" immediately aroused everyone's admiration. The only pity is that the painting is too small.

The sunset is infinitely better, and it is not afraid of near dusk.

The "picture" completely shows the age and appearance of Chang Fang, but the perfect light and shadow conceal the old state, making people not feel how the old man in the painting is weak and old, but only the deep wisdom of the old man and the wise man.

What's even more amazing is that from the eyebrows and eyes, to the skin color, to every wrinkle on the face, it is as clear as if Chang Fang is standing in front of him, and even a small mole under his neck is clearly visible.

On the "picture", Chang Fang sits sideways, looking at the sky. The pale yellow light and shadow of the afternoon hit his gray eyebrows, mottled and deep, and his eyes were gloomy, telling the wordless vicissitudes of life and the accumulation of years.

Is there such a painting in the world?

This, this, this...... Is this a painting?

Sure enough, the few who woke up and were glaring at the queen with resentment on their faces, and scolded her in their hearts for deceiving the world, the officials of the Ministry of Rites barely poked their heads out, and their eyes widened.

Now he happily pulled out his things, ready to frighten others.

Later, when he saw the "world-shattering miniature painting that no one in the past and present can be exactly the same without error", he was even more frightened.

Lao Changfang was frightened.

He did so, sat on his side, staring intently at a wisp of white clouds in the sky, and was worried about whether there would be problems with this old bone sitting in this position for a long time, when suddenly he heard a click, and then the queen said, All right.

Just now in the curtain, the queen asked him to look into the distance, tilted his head slightly, and walked to his side herself. Let him not be nervous when he hears any voice, and do not be distracted, it is the moment when God gives him inspiration, and he should not be disturbed by his movements.

Of course he thought it was painting.

Chang Fang walked up to the officials of the Reiji as if he was carrying a treasure, and carefully took out a ...... Photo.

"Great sage, do you want to show your colleagues who you think are reliable?" Jing Hengbo smiled.

"What nonsense!" Xuanyuan Mirror snorted coldly.

As soon as the curtain was lifted, Jing Hengbo smiled and groaned, walking with a charming cat step, and said, "My painting is indeed miraculous." Not only will people lose their aura if they see too much, but ......" she smiled and glanced at Xuanyuan Mirror Sang Dong and Luo Yiren, "Those who have bad intentions, even if they draw well, will quickly blur." ”

"The old man sees that you are against the queen everywhere, so that there is a ghost in your heart!" Chang Fang didn't give him any face, and flicked his sleeves, throwing off Xuanyuan Mirror's old face.

"You've got to prove it, right?" Xuanyuan Mirror squinted at him, "The great sage doesn't show it, could it be that there is something else?" ”

"Don't." The old man tightened his shirt, "This painting is wonderful, and the queen said that too many people will obliterate its spirituality." The old man promised the queen not to show too many people. ”

"That being the case," said the humane, "please show it to us for our respect." ”

Everyone was in an uproar, knowing that Chang Fang was almost strict, and he could pick out the personality of the bones in the egg, and when he said this kind of thing in his mouth, the authority was like the handkerchief that fell red on the wedding night.

Old man Chang's spirit seemed to be much stronger suddenly, and he let go of him lightly, and said, "The old man can prove it." His Majesty has already drawn it, and as she said, with great speed! Realistic! Nothing beaten! ”

"Great Sage ......" Xuanyuan Mirror's voice was a little dry.

Yi Qi was really the one who reacted the fastest, and his eyes rolled and he was already ecstatic to accept the bet, "I won!" Pay the money! ”

A bunch of people threw food and water, and those who wanted to lie down rolled over with a grunt.

Xuanyuan Jing's outstretched hand paused in mid-air, and the muscles on his face spasmed.

"The sky has eyes!" Chang Fang stretched out his arms, looked up to the sky and shouted, "Finally, the goddess will descend and give me the great wilderness!" ”

His gushing was interrupted by a joyful cry from Chang Fang.

A smile slipped through Xuanyuan Mirror's eyes, and he stepped forward to support Chang Fang, "Chang Lao, why is this so?" But too sloppy to draw? How can the old and ancient face be smeared indiscriminately by the vulgar pen in the world, we must ......"

It's possible to be a quarter of an hour, but how is it possible to say that you can draw it now? I haven't had time to spread out the paper yet.

"Ridiculous!" The crowd scoffed.

Only Yi Qi's eyes rolled, his eyes lit up, and he suddenly slapped his hand, "I'll bet for a moment!" It's now painted! ”

Everyone stood up in shock, not understanding what had happened. Someone muttered: "The painting is too ugly, it shocks the great sage?" ”

Chang Fang stumbled out, his hands trembled, he took a few steps and raised his head, his lips moved, and he seemed to be so excited that he couldn't help himself.

The curtain suddenly opened.

The eater lifts his head, and his mouth is full of dregs and forgets to chew; The drinker lowered his head violently and almost choked to death.

"I'm betting ......" Yi Qi was about to bet on half an hour when he suddenly turned his head.

"I'll bet half an hour!"

"I'll bet an hour!"

"Buy and leave, buy and leave!" Yi Qi is the most active bookmaker among them.

Under Jing Hengbo's arrangement, the chamberlain set up a curtain on the stage, after Jing Hengbo and Chang Fang entered the curtain, everyone waited at the bottom, knowing that painting was the most time-consuming, some people walked away to buy food, some people sat down to drink water, and some people began to gamble, betting on how long the queen could paint a picture.