Chapter 208: You Really Can't Tell Jokes
"You have a lot of spare tires." Chen Youfei said suddenly.
Xu Nianran trembled in fright, and when he turned around and saw Chen Youfei standing behind him with a gloomy face, he immediately jumped up and almost fell off the sidewalk.
Chen Youfei stepped forward and grabbed her arm, pulled her back, and reprimanded her with a calm face: "Have you made enough trouble?" You don't even think about going home if you have nowhere to go, and you call another man to pick you up, you are so bold! ”
Xu Nianran swallowed his saliva, bit his lip, and said, "I want to live by myself, and I'll go to find a house tomorrow, do you think I want to trouble Wensu?" It's not like you stopped my card yet! I couldn't stay in a hotel. ”
"Do you know how much it costs for a night in the room you want? Your little private money is enough to live for one night, what capital do you use to be independent? "Chen and Fei are not angry, why does this stupid girl bite this? Independent and independent, she doesn't even lack the basic common sense of society, and she is still independent?!
If Xu Nianran admits her mistake in a well-behaved manner, Chen Youfei may coax her a few words, and then hug her home, happily warm the quilt, and do something he wants to do.
But...... The little ancestor who had been raised by him until he was raised was unrepentant and contacted other men to save him, which made his anger instantly rise, and his tone of voice became cold and hard.
"I know I'm stupid,......" Xu Nianran bit her lip, "Although I can't do many things well, I can learn to do them!" If I am not independent, how will I live if I am abandoned by you, who will read the novel {y}{b}{d}{u} one day? In the future, I can do whatever I want, don't worry about it! ”
These words were obviously angry, but Chen Youfei was also holding back the fire at the moment, and when he heard Xu Nianran's words, he squinted his eyes and stared at her.
Xu Nianran shut up, she also knew that she had angered the Great Demon King again and again, and she would never dare to talk back to the Great Demon King like this before.
Don't worry about it.
What she is most afraid of should be that the Great Demon King really doesn't care about her.
But if you can't conceive a baby all the time, staying in the Chen family will only make you feel more and more pressure, and grandma knocks on the side, looking forward to good news every day, so that she doesn't dare to meet grandma's gaze.
is incapable, unable to support himself, and unable to give birth to a baby, how can such a self be sure to grasp and grasp a man like Chen and Fei.
Chen Youfei was angry, but thinking that Zhong Xuanchen and Lu Xu had warned him to give her proper freedom, he stubbornly suppressed his anger, took a deep breath, and said, "Don't make trouble, how many years have you lived in the Chen family?" Don't you know what I'm doing to you? ”
"Pregnancy is not overnight, say OK is OK things, the more anxious you are, the more anxious you are, you can live at home with peace of mind, no matter when you are pregnant, when you reach the age of 20, we will get married, if you don't want to go public, it doesn't matter if you don't want to take a leave of absence, anyway, after getting the certificate, everything is as happy as you like."
"My property, I can't give it to you before marriage, and you also have a share after marriage, take 10,000 steps back and say, even if you want to divorce one day, you don't have to worry about your life being affected, what are you worried about? Fight with me all day long for 'independence', worried that I will give you a 'dictatorship'! Locked in the house until the day of the wedding, it was not released, believe it or not! Chen and non-fierce said.
Xu Nianran pouted, she didn't believe it! The Great Demon King has murdered himself so many times, but which time is it not some petty willfulness that spoils himself and acquiesces to himself after his anger has subsided?
“…… Gu was a queen in her previous life, and now she is a fool who can't move an inch without you, how can I accept this......" Xu Nianran muttered, carefully pulling his suitcase from Chen Youfei's side.
Chen Youfei looked at her like this, and his temper disappeared a little, after all, he had lived together for so many years, and he had a greasy and crooked sweet life, and now he really couldn't lose much temper with Xu Nianran.
"So what do you want? Running away from home like this, how can I explain it to the elders in the family? Chen Youfei frowned and asked.
"Let's just say I'm going to live on campus!" Xu Nianran hurriedly replied, and Yu Guang caught a glimpse of a familiar car driving on the auxiliary road, it was Xing Wensu who came!
Xing Wensu received Xu Nianran's call, so he immediately rushed over, he thought that Xu Nianran had suffered some great grievances, but when he saw Chen Youfei, he felt that he was a little redundant - it was just an awkward quarrel between the two of them, why did he call himself? As cannon fodder?
"Wensu ......" As soon as Xu Nianran saw Xing Wensu, he immediately called him with tears in his eyes, this appearance made Chen Youfei half angry - as if he had done something heinous!
Xing Wensu hurriedly locked the car and ran over, pulled Xu Nianran's wrist, and asked, "What's wrong?" How to quarrel on the street? ”
"There was no quarrel...... I don't want to go home, can you take me in for the night? I'll go look for a house tomorrow. Xu Nianran looked at him with a begging look in his eyes.
She is already delicate, her body is thin, her facial features and face are very small, and this cry also brings a little weak temperament, how can a man parry?
What's more, because of the memory of her previous life, Xing Wensu has always responded to her needs.
At that moment, Xing Wensu glared at Chen Youfei and said angrily: "What's wrong with you?" You actually kicked her out of the house? Do you have a little conscience, Nianran has no relatives and is homeless, you actually let her drag her luggage and cry on the street? How do you take care of people! ”
Chen Youfei glanced at him and said, "You ask her, am I driving her away, or is she going home." ”
Xing Wensu didn't bother to ask, for him, no matter who was right or wrong, as long as Xu Nianran cried, it must be Chen Youfei's fault.
This statement is actually true, making a woman cry is a man's fault.
"Nianran, let's go, I'll help you drag your luggage." Xing Wensu stretched out his hand to take the tow box, pulled it towards his car, and did not forget to turn around and teach Chen Youfei a lesson: "If you want to leave, you have to follow her wishes, if she lives comfortably in your house?" What to go, she asked? It's because she is uncomfortable that you choose to leave, and you still want to keep her? Want her to continue to be uncomfortable? That's what your love is all about? ”
Xing Wensu rarely said so many words, and finally seized an opportunity to teach Chen Hefei a hard lesson, of course he would not let it go, looking at Chen Youfei's depressed and angry face, he was secretly refreshed.
"Stop! Are you really going to live with another man?! Chen Youfei took a step forward, stopped in front of Xu Nianran, and glared at Xu Nianran.
Xu Nianran was a little afraid of him, this was a habit formed over the years, she unconsciously grabbed Xing Wensu's arm and hid behind him.
"Xu Nianran!" Chen Youfei roared angrily, and the frightened Xu Nianran couldn't help but tremble.
Xing Wensu swallowed his saliva, his cannon fodder was decided, he didn't want to be torn apart by Chen Youfei's eyes, so he quickly withdrew his arm, put Xu Nianran's luggage in the back seat of the car, and then opened the co-pilot's door for her.
Sitting in the car, Xu Nianran didn't speak, sniffing quietly from time to time.
When she got into the car just now, Chen Youfei's angry eyes made her feel palpitations, he must have been disappointed in himself if he was so angry with the Great Demon King.
He has always liked well-behaved and sensible women, and he has now touched his scales.
Well, when you can support yourself independently, let's apologize.
Xing Wensu drove the car, glanced at Xu Nianran, and tried to ask several times, but he stayed in his mouth and swallowed again.
The road conditions in Beijing at night are average, and it is past the rush hour of getting off work at this time, but the urban talents of Duojin like to enjoy the feeling of beautiful luxury cars galloping on the road, and the car is driving very fast, but Xing Wensu has just got his driver's license, and he honestly drives according to the speed limit of the road.
Although he drove a good car and there was a little beauty sitting in the car, he didn't feel comfortable at all, because the atmosphere in the car was too dull, so he cleared his throat and slapped his belly.
"When I first came back to China, I heard a joke told by a classmate, Nian Ran, do you want to listen to it?"
The car was too quiet, Xing Wensu was a little unaccustomed, especially Xu Nianran's breathing for a while and sobbing for a while, which made him feel a little distressed, and he didn't know how to comfort her, so he could only try his best to make her forget that she was unhappy.
Xu Nianran didn't distract from Xing Wensu's words, and she didn't seem to hear him speak at all.
Xing Wensu was not in a hurry, holding the steering wheel, gently carrying a little throttle, and driving at the slowest speed.
"Once upon a time...... There was a little toothpick, and he got lost shortly after he went out, and suddenly he saw a hedgehog in front of him, and guess what he said? ”
Toothpicks and hedgehogs? Xu Nianran turned his head to look at Xing Wensu in confusion, what kind of dumb riddle is this?
"What did he say?" Xu Nianran asked curiously.
Xing Wensu saw that she was taking care of herself, secretly relieved, and replied with a smile: "The toothpick beckoned to the hedgehog, and shouted excitedly, Hey, bus, wait for me!" ”
"......" Xu Nianran was stunned for two seconds before she realized where the laughter was, she pursed her lips and said, "Wensu, your jokes aren't very funny......"
"There's something colder, do you want to listen?" Xing Wensu asked with a smile.
Xu Nianran nodded, sniffed, and suppressed his sad emotions.
Xing Wensu searched for the few jokes in his stomach and continued to tell them.
"A rabbit saw an ant hiding behind a tree and stretched out one leg and asked, 'What are you doing?' The ant said, 'Shhh, wait for the elephant to come and trip over it' A few days later, the rabbit saw a group of ants hurrying by, and asked, 'What are you going to do?' The ant replied, 'A buddy tripped over the elephant the other day and lost a lot of blood, and we were about to donate blood...' ”
"Good...... It's cold. Xu Nianran smiled and made a shuddering motion.
“…… The ants and the elephant made an appointment to go swimming, and the elephant stripped off and began to swim happily, and the ants rummaged through the pile of clothes on the shore, and then shouted to the elephant in the water: 'Elephant, elephant!!' You come up and take a look!! 'The elephant came ashore and asked how to pull?' The ant said, 'It's okay, I'll see if you're wearing my swim trunks.' ’…… How's this? ”