Chapter 630: Behind every life winner, there is bitterness
The miraculous "eagle spreads its wings and swallows the world" amazed countless audiences.
Even those insiders knew that it was made through post-production, and there was no technical content at all, but they were still shocked by this kind of expression.
Although the film has just begun, it has already successfully mobilized the emotions of the audience, and in just a few minutes, there have been several points that made the audience burst into laughter.
Seeing this scene and seeing the audience's reaction, many insiders gave Tang Feng a thumbs up, to be honest, although he himself had watched the film before this, he felt that although it was different from "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance" in his previous life, the essence was almost the same, but after all, it had not been verified by the audience, so he was still a little nervous.
But now Tang Feng feels a sense of accomplishment, seeing the audience into his movie world, curious, and laughing, Tang Feng's original nervousness has gradually been replaced by confidence, and finally his efforts and hard work have not been in vain, and finally, he has successfully copied the classics.
The movie continues.
Zhu Zhishan, who was originally foaming at the mouth after being beaten, actually came back to life at this moment, and asked curiously: "It's really amazing, even if you beat it to death, it's worth it, what kind of name is this?" ”
"Spectacular, right?" Tang Bohu said smugly in a somewhat stinky tone: "This is called an eagle spreading its wings and swallowing the world, this painting is enough to compensate you for the 300,000 taels, please don't bother me again in the future." ”
Zhu Zhishan looked unusually satisfied, and said, "That's certain, definite!" But what I admire most about Brother Tang is that you can make a flower with two dots on my chest, a tree with my palms, and a stone on my buttocks. The front foot is a cloud, and the back foot is a mountain! ”
The picture gave a close-up of this painting with Zhu Zhishan's words, and once again amazed countless audiences, and said: "Damn, I really don't know how Brother Tang came up with it, painting like this." Gee. ”
I don't know since when, Tang Feng has another nickname "Brother Tang"!
"Hey, what part of my body did that majestic eagle draw from??" Zhu Zhishan discovered the New World and pointed to the majestic eagle drawn on the paper.
Tang Bohu glanced at his crotch and said, "It's Your Excellency's lifeline." ”
"Hey!!" Zhu Zhishan was very proud, and danced with his hands: "As I expected, majestic, enthusiastic, simply expressive!" ”
"I'm talking about the little worm in the eagle's beak. Where does it come from to be majestic and enthusiastic? Cut! ”
After Tang Bohu despised it, he left, leaving Zhu Zhishan, who had been hit and became stupid. Suddenly, Zhu Zhishan grinned and said, "It's okay, hey, it's still with a hook!" ”
"Hahaha!"
When I saw this, almost everyone regardless of the star, the director. Media reporters and ordinary movie fans all burst into laughter.
"Poof!"
"Ahem!"
"Ahem, ahem!"
There are also quite a few spectators who happen to be drinking drinks or eating popcorn. It sprayed directly, and the poor people sitting in front of them suffered this unwarranted disaster directly.
"And with a hook! I'm rubbing, it's really cheap enough, it's very good! ”
"Oh, I'll go, I didn't quite understand what nonsensical comedy was. It's so funny, oops, no, I'm laughing to death, and I still have a hook. Hahaha! ”
This first story is over, and while making people laugh, I can't help but think that Tang Bohu's painting can be worth 300,000 taels, and he is the first of the four talents in Jiangnan.
The next moment, Tang Feng used a movie to tell them what nonsense is.
Brother narrator: Tang Bohu, born in the sixth year of Chenghua of the Ming Dynasty, was named Tang Yin, and because he is a tiger, he is also known as Tang Bohu. Tang Yin is extremely intelligent, both poetry and painting, ranking first among the four great talents in the south of the Yangtze River, and is an idol worshiped by men, women and children at that time. And the most talked about thing is that he has eight beautiful wives with national beauty and fragrance, who are like fairies and beautiful relatives, and envy others!
But...... Eight beautiful wives of the country turned out to be gambling, and their homes became mahjong parlors, and Tang Bohu's precious collection of calligraphy, painting and poetry was given to Tang Bohu's voice "My Hundred Flowers Compete for Beauty" Tang Bohu's voice came out.
The next moment that caught everyone's eyes was a jaw-dropping scene, Tang Bohu's home really became a mahjong parlor.
And Tang Bohu's so-called eight beautiful wives heard Tang Bohu's voice, and said impatiently: "Oh, what's the big deal, give us a pat on the corner of the table, stingy ghost, you're not dead yet, can't you just paint another one?" ”
"My poetry collection!" Tang Bohu's eyes fell on the corner of the table, and he saw a copy of "Tang Yin's Poetry Collection" and couldn't help but exclaim.
"You see this rotten table is crooked, and it's not even if you have a book, you go get two copies, ah?" The wife has to be an inch.
"Hey! My picture of a hundred birds towards the phoenix, why is it that even the bird's head is missing? ”
"Why are you so wordy? Someone's chicken is gone, can't you borrow your bird and use it? ”
"Ah...... You...... You ......"
Tang Bohu's Mobao is even worth a thousand gold, causing many people to snatch their heads every day, but they are abused by a few ladies at will. This strong contrast, exaggerated performance made the audience laugh again and again.
The one with a lower laugh can't straighten up with a straight laugh.
However, such a divine turn made Tang Bohu, who was originally considered a winner in life, become a sympathetic guy, and sure enough, there is an unknown bitterness behind every winner in life!
It can be said that this turn is a bit abrupt, even a little unbelievable and unreasonable, and the exaggerated form of expression gives people a sense of fakeness, but I don't know why, after watching it all the way, the audience not only did not feel too fake, but was amused again and again by this funny way that is different from other films, and laughed again and again.
"Oh, I'll go, what's so special about the country? This is a female black club, right? Or a chess and card room? ”
"Hundreds of birds are used as chickens on the bird's head of the phoenix map, and I am also drunk!"
“……”
The audience couldn't help but complain, just complaining, but their eyes were staring straight at the big screen, for fear of missing a little plot.
The picture turned again, but it was King Ning who sent an envoy to recruit Tang Bohu, but because it was rumored that King Ning was plotting to rebel, Tang Bohu asked the old lady not to see the guest on the grounds that he was ill.
Unexpectedly, King Ning's envoy even brought the imperial doctor, and broke in directly, but found that Tang Bohu was eating chicken wings, and asked Tang's mother Zhu Qian: "Hey, didn't you say that he was very sick?" ”
The audience saw Tang Bohu gnawing on chicken legs, and they all laughed for a while.
He ...... He's very sick! "Tang Bohu's wife Zhu Qian is played by an old actor, and her acting skills naturally don't need to be said, especially at this moment, she is also at a loss.
"If you are very sick, how can you still have the appetite to eat chicken wings?"
Zhu Qian didn't know how to explain it anymore, so she hurriedly gave her son a look: "Ah, what's the matter with you?" ”
"Hey......" Tang Bohu confused how to fool the past and said: "It's very simple, because ......" (to be continued.) )