By the time the five of us had eaten more than forty dishes, Fu Dongsheng looked stupid!

When the five of us had eaten more than 400 dishes, the whole tavern was stupid, put down their cups and chopsticks one by one, and gathered around our table to watch.

A man with a duck's voice whispered to the people around him, "I'll go, I haven't eaten in hundreds of years?" Look at that old man, it's been half an hour since he moved back and forth with his mouth Thoreau (a Northeast vernacular, similar to eating a lollipop to taste the taste)! ”

The man next to him quietly responded: "You haven't looked at that thin man yet, what's the matter, just now several flies in our house were eaten by this big brother!" ”

Another person seemed to come over as well: "Did you say they were kidnapped by Hanako 2, otherwise how could there be such miserable people in our place?" Those who lack arms and legs look like thieves! ”

"Perhaps, looking at this appearance, eighty percent of them are disfigured, it's okay to say that they are missing arms and legs, but they probably can't live if their faces are made like this......"

The five of us didn't take the words of the onlookers seriously at all, anyway, in the middle of the night we could recover our strength and escape from this place.

On the contrary, Zhang Ping was already ashamed of her face full of colors, one moment red, one moment blue, one moment blue, and one moment white.

I picked up a bottle of liquor and drank it after a few sips, and the bird looked at me like a madman: "Are you sick?" That's wine! ”

I burped and said to her, "You have to know what I've been drinking these days, and you'll know how I feel right now!" ”

This birdman was clever and clever, and after pondering for a while, he figured out the truth, and suddenly showed a look of extreme disgust.

In the following time, the five of us drank more than 200 bottles of liquor, and finally we were full.

I was a little confused, and I was slow to react, and said to Zhang Ping with dull eyes: "Beauty, let's go!" ”

Zhang Ping nodded, and walked out of the Dafugui Tavern with the five of us disabled.

As soon as we got outside, we found that it was already dark and the sun had already set, so Zhang Ping asked me, "Do you want to rest or play for a while?" ”

As soon as I heard that there was fun, I was amused, and quickly asked, "What are you playing?" ”

Zhang Ping was a little uncomfortable with my obscene eyes, and hurriedly lowered her head and said, "There is a night market!" ”

I looked back at the four old monsters with an inquiring gaze, and soon, with their consent, I raised my pig-killing knife and said with a smile: "Then play for a while, and say okay, if you dare to run, we will go on a killing spree!" When the time comes, you won't be able to get out of it! ”

Zhang Ping snorted coldly: "I saw that a few ghost brothers are not like bad people, and they are a little pitiful, so I want to lead you to play for a while, how can you think of me like this?" ”

I hurriedly smiled: "Hehe, brother, I was wrong, let's go!" ”

After walking through a residential area and making a few detours, we finally came to the night market that Zhang Ping said, and I was shocked again on the spot.

I saw that this huge street was crowded with people, very lively, and the whole street was brightly lit and paved.

At this time, a black and white TV was being placed in a stall on my left, and a table was set up twenty meters away, on which there was a dilapidated long wooden warehouse, and a pseudo-mother-like man was pulling his neck and shouting: "Take a look, take a look, the latest high-tech game, a copper plate and a wooden warehouse, shoot and win!" ”

I suddenly remembered that I had played with this thing when I was a child, and I liked it very much, so I said to Zhang Ping: "I want to play with this for a while, you see ......."

Zhang Ping nodded, led us to the stall, and threw a large pile of copper plates to the boss: "Let's play a few friends!" ”

I danced happily, and I excitedly said to the four monsters, "Are you playing?" This is what I loved to play when I was a kid! Interesting! ”

The four old monsters suddenly raised their not-so-sound hands and looked at me, as if they had seen a fool!

I turned to Zhang Ping again and said, "When did you have this thing here?" ”

Zhang Ping asked me with some surprise: "You played this when you were a child?" Didn't you have this there for a long time? We only had it here more than 20 years ago, those people...... Invented! ”

I quickly remembered Li Ming's words, it is estimated that eighty percent of this thing is also researched by some giant ghosts, I don't say much, I nodded with a smile: "That's it!" I'm a master at this! Boss, let's get started! ”

The boss was holding a bunch of copper plates and grinning and counting, very excited, seeing me call him, he quickly turned on the TV, and pressed the switch of a machine next to him, and said to me: "Boss, play with villains, right?" ”

I nodded: "Yes, this stimulus!" ”

The boss looked at me with admiration, and then I didn't know where to touch it, and the whole person disappeared!

I was stunned and asked Zhang Ping, "What about the boss?" What does this mean? ”

Zhang Ping said helplessly: "Aren't you beating villains?" The boss is on TV! Hurry up! ”

I hurriedly turned my head to look at the TV, only to see that there was indeed a small person inside, and after a closer look, it was the boss who was happy to count the money before.

I'll go, it's really a high-tech game, much more advanced than what I played in the sun! Absolute live-action shooting! The awesome degree catches up with CS!

The boss on TV spoke: "You hit me!" You hit me! You're going to hit me! ”

I lost my temper at that time, and I lifted the wooden warehouse and fired a shot, but as a result, the boss jumped and dodged the bullet at that time.

This guy was bouncing up and down the TV, and he said wildly: "You tease, you beat me!" You're beating me! ”

I was immediately angered by this guy, and I raised the wooden warehouse and shot more than ten rounds in a row, but the boss on the TV dodged left and right, and I was stunned that the wooden warehouse didn't hit him!

The four monsters have never seen this game, and they have been muttering in my ear, and Lao Chi is very excited: "You shoot continuously!" You see which direction he is running, you have to make a prediction in advance, hit his target position, why are you so stupid! ”

Lao Wan also hated iron and steel: "Paralys, if my hands were here, I would have shot him to death, can you give me a longer face?" ”

Zhang Ping hurriedly persuaded us: "Don't be so excited, okay?" It's the game! ”

Lao Le was not happy: "Game? Is the game so swearing? ”

Zhang Ping held back her anger: "This game is just the rule, he scolded you before you beat him, it used to be a dummy scolding inside, he is respecting the rules of the game, can you calm down?" ”

"Calm down!" As I took aim, I said, "Look at my brother, how I shoot him!" ”

Bang Bang Bang ......

It's more than ten wooden warehouses again, or one wooden warehouse didn't hit, the boss in the TV is very flexible, and it's not flexible at all that ordinary people can understand!

He asked me on TV, "I'm done playing!" Are you still playing, boss? Pay if you play! ”

Zhang Ping was quite excited when she saw me, and in desperation, she threw a handful of copper coins on the table.

The guy on the TV glanced out, and soon began to scold me again: "You teaser, you waste, you beat me!" Why did you beat me! ”

……

Half an hour later, Zhang Ping had already paid the money six times, and I had already hit more than 400 wooden warehouses before and after, but as a result, I didn't hit any of them.

The boss on TV not only scolded me, but even the four monsters around me were scolded by him: "You five old glasses, play passionately?" You're cumming me? You're hitting me? ……”

I finally couldn't hold back my anger and rushed towards the TV with the wooden barn, and the four monsters also picked up the stones on the ground and rushed over with me.

The guy on the TV hurriedly shouted: ", you are violating, what are you going to do?" ”

"What? , you! I picked up the wooden warehouse and smashed it at the TV, and suddenly, with a loud bang, the TV exploded!

After a puff of white smoke, the boss showed up, pointed to my nose and said, "Are you sick?" It's the game! ”

I continued: "Didn't you tell me to hit you?" The four monsters also smashed with stones: "Paralyzed, it's so arrogant!" ”

Zhang Ping hurriedly ran up to persuade him: "Big brothers, why don't you understand?" It's the game! ”

I ignored her completely, the more I beat harder, the harder I played, the harder I hit these days, have I suffered less, master? Isn't there enough to worry about? Isn't it enough to be abused? Isn't it pitiful enough that both calves are gone?

Zhang Ping was helpless, and said with laughter beside me: "If you make trouble again, someone will come to the yamen!" ”

I let out a long breath and stopped the impulsive four monsters.

Zhang Ping hurriedly took out a gold coin from his pocket, handed it to the boss, and squatted on the ground and muttered a few words to the boss, and the boss agreed not to accuse us.

……

After leaving the game stall, we played roller coasters for a while, ate a few marshmallows, roasted a few skewers of kidneys, and drank a few bottles of beer, and then followed Zhang Ping to the hotel with satisfaction.

Soon, we came to an inn called People Come and Go, and from the photos hanging on the wall, I learned that this is a 40,000-year-old shop, and the owner is a bold primitive lady, with three straw ropes all over her body......

For the sake of safety, in order to be able to keep an eye on one person and one bird at all times, the seven of us only need one room, and the hostess looks at us wrong!

After entering the guest room, we began to take turns to rest for a while, and after looking at the time on the wall, Lao Chi whispered to me: "In one more hour, we can recover!" ”

I was so worried that finally, I was finally going home, and for the first time I felt that home was so beautiful, and it was also the first time that I felt so homesick.

I was so anxious that I began to think about it, I don't know what happened to the bunch of people at home, I don't know if they will be as crazy and stupid as ever after I leave, and if Liu Qian will cry? Will Su Diao Complex go to the hospital on time every week for pregnancy tests, will the seven dwarfs look forward to my return, and will Yilan and Dingnan be romantic every night......

Thinking about it, I fell asleep.

I don't know how long I slept, but I didn't feel much effort, and suddenly, there was a noise outside the window, and I heard Lao Chi say: ", set off fireworks!" ”