(PS: Because of the collision name, out of caution, the name was changed to "Yiyun Gongzi")

With the Qingming temple fair approaching.

In a small Chang County, there are all kinds of three-religion and nine-rate characters.

According to the words of the shopkeeper who laughed from ear to ear-

"This year's Qingming Temple Fair has not yet started, and business has been better than in previous years. ”

Knife sharpeners who sell bamboo strips, carry burdens and sell wontons, and carry grinding stone stools on their shoulders to walk the streets and alleys to sharpen knives......

Leaning against the railing, I watched the flow of people outside the store.

The store is also noisy and noisy.

There are sitting here are outsiders, scholars, ladies from big families, reckless young men in the rivers and lakes, young young men, rich sons with jade belts around their waists, and young ladies with fine skin and tender meat who only drink Baihua sweet wine......

Everyone eats with a lot of smoke on their heads.

Hot sweat.

Jin An and Yiyun Gongzi were at the next table, and there happened to be two young young men sitting in the rivers and lakes.

"Brother Zixuan, we don't know each other here, I didn't expect you and I to unveil the bounty notice at the same time, and go into the mountain to kill the big eater. ”

"Brother Yixin is polite, chivalrous, and happy, this is called Jianghu. ”

"Hahaha, Brother Zixuan said very much, the rivers and lakes should be happy to enmity and hatred, today I and Brother Zixuan hit it off at first sight, it is better for us to marry Jinlan today and become brothers with different surnames. ”

......

"What's wrong with Prince Jin'an?"

"Why do you keep looking at that table of people?"

Seeing that Jin An suddenly kept looking at the pair of young men at the adjacent table, Yiyun Gongzi looked curious and puzzled, and asked puzzledly.

When Jin An heard this, he turned his head.

He took a sip of the wine from the glass in his hand, but immediately frowned and stopped drinking.

This potpourri wine is so sweet.

The alcohol content is almost drunk, and the taste buds of the tongue are all suppressed by sweetness.

This wine.

Not suitable for men.

If you are a man, you should throw your head and spill your blood.

Jin An put down the wine glass in his hand and said with a smile: "The rivers and lakes are dangerous, the hearts of the people are sinister, from ancient times to the present, there have always been few women who wander the rivers and lakes alone. ”

And if a woman wants to go on a career, she usually chooses to disguise herself as a tomboy and thinks no one will recognize her. ”

"But they don't know that the male rabbit's feet are fluttering, the female rabbit's eyes are blurred, and the physical characteristics of men and women are simply not too obvious, so they almost have a few big words on the top of their heads: 'I am a woman'. ”

Speaking of this, Jin An couldn't help but complain.

The physical characteristics of men and women are so obvious.

Why in costume TV series, the heroine dressed as a man can always easily deceive the honest male protagonist?

I can't recognize my worshipping brother, but there is a talent hidden under the skirt?

Afterward.

Jin An finally figured out why?

The male protagonists in costume dramas must be born with astigmatism!

It is impossible to distinguish between men and women at a distance of two meters, it is impossible to distinguish between humans and animals from a distance of five meters, and everything from a distance of ten meters is a cavalry.

"Yiyun Gongzi, look at the 'man' at the next table called Brother Zixuan, she has no Adam's apple in her throat, and her body is obviously thinner than a man, but the clothes on her chest are bulging. ”

"In fact, the girl's family has a bad chest wrap, it is easy to be distorted, and it hurts the body too much. ”

"For example, it will be unremarkable. ”

Jin An glanced at Yiyun Gongzi out of the corner of his eye.

Yiyun Gongzi: "?"

Yiyun Gongzi: "!"

Chipper: "......"

Qi Bo didn't seem to hear anything, his eyes and nose looked at his heart, and he buried his head in grabbing the mutton with the old Taoist priest to eat.

......

......

The old Taoist priest, who had been sweating profusely and eating mutton shabu, listened to Jin An's words, and finally raised his greasy and greasy face that was full of oil, and glanced at the adjacent table. He didn't forget to suck in a piece of boiled mutton and chew it heavily.

"Huh!"

"It's really all about the little brother, you said, alas, there is indeed no Adam's apple. ”

"He's really a tomboy dressed as a man. ”

Jin Anle was happy: "You might as well let me guess the next plot." ”

"The next plot, it should be very bloody two people fighting swords to break through the rivers and lakes, one day, the two of them rushed overnight, but in the heavy rain at night, the two of them got wet together. ”

Then, the two finally found a small ruined temple sheltered from the rain. ”

The old Taoist priest ate the mutton hot pot with green smoke on his head, his face was full of red light, and he shouted excitedly: "I know, the old Taoist I know, lonely men and widows, staying overnight in a deserted and dilapidated temple, in order to prevent catching a cold, the two must take off their clothes, light a bonfire, and dry their bodies and underwear as soon as possible." The male protagonist saw that the female protagonist was hiding behind the clay statue of the broken temple, and he didn't come out for a long time, because he was worried that the female protagonist was in any danger, so he came to the clay statue, and he happened to bump into the other party undressing, and his brother with a different surname was actually a daughter!

Jin An glanced at the old Taoist, he was very suspicious that this old Taoist couldn't get along before, and when he had no business, did he still write villain scripts part-time?

"Of course not. Jin An shook his head.

"You know, the heroine is breast-wrapped, and the breast-wrapping thing will be difficult to untie for a while, and she can't tie a bow on her chest, right? ”

"And don't forget, the internal qi can also ward off the cold. ”

Because the female protagonist felt that it was too troublesome to untie the wrapping of her chest, she gritted her teeth and endured the wet and slimy feeling, and sat face to face with the male protagonist in front of the bonfire to dry her body moisture. ”

At this time, the male protagonist will strip naked, revealing a tendon muscle of a person who practices martial arts, such as a triangular back and eight abdominal muscles. Because of the difference between men and women, the heroine has never seen a man's body since she was a child, but at this time, her righteous knot Jinlan brothers, but defenselessly exposed the male masculine muscles of adult men in front of their eyes, and the emotions of men and women have been hazy in the past. ”

The old Taoist priest was surprised: "And then by accident, the heroine fell in love with her worshipping brother?"

Unknowingly, Jin An still shook his head: "That night, nothing happened." ”

But after that night, the male protagonist has left an unforgettable memory in the other party's heart. ”

"Next, the two continued to roam the rivers and lakes, on this day, the two destroyed a group of bullies, but the heroine was injured, so he never knew that his brother with a different surname was a male protagonist with a woman's identity, and he was anxious to carry his 'brother with a different surname', and rushed back to the nearest town on foot to seek medical treatment. As a result, I drove all night and accidentally got lost several times along the way, so I finally found the town during the day. ”

The heroine was moved, and the gap between men and women in her heart gradually decreased, and she felt that the other party had a good character, noble morals, and was considerate and careful, and she was not messy, but she never found out that she was a daughter, and she was an honest man. ”

The old Taoist priest shouted excitedly again: "I must have guessed the old way this time!"

"And then it's time to fall in love!"