208. Isn't my Da Bai Huang the protagonist, fighting against us for so many women in Mao?
208. Isn't my Da Bai Huang the protagonist, fighting against us for so many women in Mao?
"Lao Xia, the name of this horse is not good."
Bai Huang looked like Yuan Tiangang was possessed, touching the three strands of long hair that didn't exist and shook his head: "The old man pinched his fingers, if I don't change the name, the two horses will hit the master, and it will affect my results this time." ”
Fuck your sister!
I have spent a lot of time with Bai Huang, and Section Chief Xia also knows that this fang is extremely unreliable, and it is not an exaggeration to say that it is a neurotic child. Now that he even pulled out such a messy reason, he couldn't wait to spurt blood.
Fuck, you think you're a big-eared thief! Still in the way?
After wiping his forehead vigorously and erasing the black line on his head, Section Chief Xia could only laugh dryly: "You can make up your own mind, as long as you think it is appropriate." However, will the temporary name change have an impact on the horse? ”
"Impact? If there is an impact, it is also a positive impact, do you understand the fortune? Do you know that they are mutually reinforcing? Have you ever heard of numerology magnetic fields? Bai Huang crossed his arms, his face was not red, and his heart was not beating.
After speaking, he didn't give Chief Xia a chance to answer, Bai Huang hugged the horse's neck and turned over and rode up.
"Oh, this gentleman, you can't do that, this big fellow hasn't got his bridle and saddle yet!" As soon as the young horse boy next to him spoke, Bai Huang was so frightened that he almost fell off the horse.
Finally sat upright, looked at Ma Tong, and then looked at Section Chief Xia next to him, and there was only one meaning in his eyes back and forth - what is this? I want to scare my dad to death!
"Oh, this little classmate's name is Yang Ji, he studied at the Confucius Institute, and because he knows Chinese, he was specially hired as a horse boy for our equestrian team." Section Chief Xia hurriedly explained with a smile.
"That's right."
Bai Huang muttered: "Give some hints in the future, such as 'I'm going to speak Chinese, you be careful' or something, don't be scary." ”
After speaking, he didn't look at the three people who stared at him with big eyes, and directly clamped his legs between the horse's belly: "Walking." ”
As soon as he said hello, the minotaur under the ass let go of his steps and began to laugh, sprinting frantically for a while, shaking his head and taking small broken steps for a while, carrying Bai Huang back and forth upside down, looking at the posture of one man and one horse, it seems to be a little more frolic, where is there training.
Because it was just after lunchtime, there weren't many players on the training ground, only two blonde ghosts, looking curiously at this side.
It is not surprising that an East Asian face appears on the Olympic equestrian training ground, it is just relatively rare.
But in addition to the origin of making people raise eyebrows and shrug their shoulders, this guy's riding skills also look very powerful! If nothing else, it depends on the degree of tacit understanding between him and his horse, which has to be eye-catching.
After a while, there were more and more players on the training ground, and there were about 7 or 8 people.
That's one out of ten equestrian competitors?
Bai Huang looked at the past, and there was nothing more eye-catching. In his eyes, all the foreigners are high-nosed and deep-eyed, even the hair, and these people present are all golden retrievers.
Hey, no, there's a little girl over there? Still staring at yourself intently!
Boom, it seems, brother, I really shine everywhere I go, the little foreign lady's heart is rippling? No wonder the organizing committee had to prepare so many condoms, it was really prescient.
The druid swallowed hard, and couldn't help but get up.
Why don't you do a handstand or something? Win the heart of this little girl in one fell swoop? Who made the Olympic Village have no entertainment at all, and there is not even an Internet café for athletes.
When Bai Huang was thinking crookedly, the blonde ghost girl who had been staring at him finally instigated the brown steed under the seat.
But instead of going to Bai Huang's side, he came to another genetically similar ghost.
This white-haired ghost guy was the only one on the field who didn't pay attention to Bai Huang, and his gaze never left the ghost girl for three centimeters from the beginning. But even a fool can see his affection for the ghost sister rider, but this guy just cowers and doesn't dare to step forward, and he doesn't have the enthusiastic and bold character characteristics of Westerners at all.
And when the ghost sister rider held the reins and slowly came to him in a princess style, this guy actually swallowed his saliva very unproductively, and he almost knelt down in fear to say goodbye.
"Alan." The ghost girl looked at the big man with a smile.
"Oh, yes...... Yes, I'm here! Beautiful Worm Pena, is there something wrong with you? "The big man with white hair spoke incoherently, like a little daughter-in-law who was a monk for the first time.
"I don't like him when I see that Asian guy doesn't!" The blonde girl with the name of the vampire princess wrinkled her nose in disgust, and then turned her face to the side.
"I ...... I don't like it either! The big man didn't even look at Bai Huang, his eyes were full of pink hearts, and he banged straight out.
Obviously, this guy is what the ghost sister says, he will say whatever he says, and he will follow the ghost sister's line for a hundred years without wavering.
"I really didn't expect that such a noble and elegant sport like modern equestrianism would actually be mixed in with a yellow-skinned barbarian! You look at the way he looks, like the Yellow Peril that has plagued Europe in history, those Tatars on horseback? ”
This woman is obviously a half-informed second-class person, and the judgment law of big breasts and no brains has been verified again.
But if the second of the ghost sister is because of ulterior motives, then the second of the ghost guy has only one explanation - love, from a biological point of view, is that the hormone secretion is too strong, or to change a more direct word, beep on the brain.
Listening to the ghost girl's rhetoric, the big man nodded heavily: "Weima Peina, you are really a wise angel, I think so too!" ”
"Look, not even the bridle and the saddle are ready, what does he think that poor pony is! A tool to express yourself? Or is it a plaything to play with? The ghost girl pouted and provoked in very clumsy but effective language: "I can't stand it anymore, oh my God, I'm going to duel him!" ”
"Huh? Decide...... Duel? The big man apparently didn't react.
"Yes, dueling with equestrianism, like a real knight. I don't allow anyone to discredit and insult the sport! The ghost girl gritted her teeth and nodded, and she was about to step forward with a blue face.
Fortunately, the big ghost guy is not too stupid, and when he saw that his sweetheart was going to move seriously, he quickly grabbed her bridle: "Wait, you listen to me, Weima Peina......"
"What, you're trying to stop me? I knew that love at first sight was all nonsense! The ghost girl took out the killer weapon that is common to women all over the world, with a posture of "I don't listen, I don't listen".
"No, no! How is it possible, I mean let me come, after all, if something like this gets out, it could have a negative impact on you - two Olympians gambling on each other? This is definitely the Sun's favorite news! The big man's face was full of tenderness and sweetness, and he didn't feel like he was being used at all: "So, let me come." ”
……
Bai Huang walked a circle of horses here, feeling that the warm-up was almost over, and when he was about to let go of the speed and soar for a few laps, an arrogant voice suddenly came from behind: "Hi! ……#¥¥……&%)#! ”
Looking back, a ghost with a proud face.
Even if Bai Huang is not a good student, he has studied foreign languages for almost 10 years, and he is still the kind of parallel goods that can only read and write but can't listen to it, but the expression on the ghost's face is indeed universal, as long as his eyes are not blind, he can see at a glance that this guy's intention to find trouble.
No way!
What bloody plot?
Is this the Olympics good, why did a villain like a street hooligan suddenly pop up?
The druid spat speechlessly, then hung up a different expression of your mother's surname and pointed behind him.
The ghost guy was quite cooperative, and immediately turned his head in confusion, and then found that there was nothing.
Originally, the big man who came here just for the sake of his crush and didn't have any negative emotions was really embarrassed now, and when he opened his mouth, it was a crackling bird language.
The roar of the big man attracted the attention of most of the horse farm, which naturally included Section Chief Xia and Xiao Jin.
The two of them hurriedly ran over, and they also had a deeper understanding of Bai Huangla's hatred skills.
"What's wrong, what's wrong?" Section Chief Xia shook his eyes at Bai, begging his grandfather to tell him *** pitiful, for fear that this gold medal would be disqualified from the competition because he would talk about it with others.
And Xiao Jin, who was originally a full-time translator, turned to the provocative big man, and you said "why" and "what" one by one.
After the two chattered for a long time, Xiao Jin finally turned his head speechlessly, and explained to Section Chief Xia, who was looking forward to it, and Bai Huang, who was not looking forward to it at all: "He said that the way you ride a horse is not the attitude that a rider should have, and it will cause harm to the horse......"
"Fart, horses are not born to be ridden by people, so why do you say that the rider says? If you want me to see, these things like bridle saddles are called damage to horses! Bai Huang retorted twice, and then stared at the ghost guy with a neurotic expression, but said to Xiao Jin: "That's it?" Forget it, don't pay attention to him, just treat it as bad luck and go out and step on shit. ”
After patting the horse's neck, he was about to turn around and leave.
“hi! $*%……%*~:##¥&! Seeing that Bai Huang ignored him, the gringo was a bird again, and although he couldn't understand his words, he could also feel the anger and disdain in his tone.
It's endless, what's going on with this product?
said that it was protected by extreme animals, but this thing was still riding a horse, saying that it was racial discrimination, and he didn't do anything to Xiaojin.
Don't be a psychopath, right? Bai Huang was faintly worried, these days, people running naked on the street have grabbed a lot of them, and occasionally one or two have mixed up in the Olympics, which is not unusual.
He said, he said...... "Xiao Jin was stalking for a long time, still full of embarrassment."
"You should be more direct!" Even Chief Xia was impatient.
Xiao Jin didn't dare to hesitate at this time, and hurriedly reported truthfully: "He said that he wanted to have a competition with Brother Huang, and if he won, he would have Brother Huang in the future...... Later...... In the future, 'self-respect' a little bit and respect equestrian and equestrian sports. ”
Depend on.
Bai Huang scolded secretly, knowing what the origin of this product was.
The big ghost guy is not mentally ill, but has passed through the soul from the buzzing period of the country, or the big hat is so skillfully buttoned.
At this moment, the other competitors on the training ground, as well as the staff of the racecourse, all gathered around, pointing at a distance of five or six meters.
There was no obvious bias on the faces of these people, they just watched with curiosity.
Looking at the posture, it is clear that the soy sauce party is not a domestic specialty.
"What's the matter, knight from the east, don't you dare to fight?" Just when a group of people were making a commotion, a beautiful girl next to her rode her horse lightly and came with her arms: "Originally, when I saw that you did not use a saddle and bridle hair, I thought that this was a brave knight, but it is obvious that I am making a fool of myself." Go ahead with your circus show, no one will laugh at you because you don't deserve it! ”
In these years, Chinese is not worth much? If you are a foreigner, you can come to two sentences?
But Bai Huang's attention was not on the woman's fierce words, but on the attitude of this ghost girl.
The first person to provoke was the big ghost, but Bai Huang didn't feel much hostility.
But in this ghost girl, he smelled a certain attitude of vigilance and disgust, although this attitude was covered up by her, but it was always exposed involuntarily.
Dead woman, it's really inexplicable, brother, when did I recruit you to provoke you?
For this kind of provocation that suddenly popped up, Bai Huang didn't pay attention to it at all, and if it was placed in China, he would probably turn around and leave. If you can't shake it off, then talk with your fists.
But this is not a domestic country, and if you want to be rough on this occasion, the qualification and the idea of breaking into the top equestrian world in Europe will undoubtedly be disappointed.
And looking at this woman's face, it is obvious that the four big words "vow not to give up" are engraved, Bai Huang thought about it and decided that it was better to do it once and for all.
"Okay, Xiaojin, you tell them, the game will be the game, but only this time! If anyone loses, when they see the winner in the future, they should get out of the way and don't show up! ”
Bai Huang seemed to be indifferent to the order, but he secretly kept it in his heart.
What does this woman mean?
A quarter of an hour later, the big man returned from the field with a desperate face.
Bai Huang walked a little in front of him, and the two of them were not far away, but their moods were very different.
However, although the druid won the game, he did not become arrogant, but nodded gracefully to the temporary spectators.
According to Bai Riguang's personality, of course, this is not his original intention, regardless of the feelings of those foreigners?
But if someone has a ghost in mind, then this kind of behavior is not surprising.
I saw Bai Huang riding a horse like a knight returning from victory, and came to the ghost girl slowly: "From now on, you must avoid me, miss." ”
The female rider struggled to keep her smile on her face, but everyone could tell the bluish on her face.
At this moment, the brown steed under the woman's crotch suddenly neighed, as if it was a demon from hell who had lost its disguise, opened its mouth and bit Bai Huang violently.
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