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Rich women are really annoying!

Ren Jian was lying on the sofa and looked up at the ceiling, there was a small spider web in the corner of the ceiling, which was about to take shape, and those tiny spider silks were dazzling.

Today is his girlfriend's birthday, to be precise, it should be ** his rich woman's birthday, the normal plot is to give her an unforgettable night, but before doing that last night, Ren Jian couldn't calm down after glancing at the woman's mobile phone, and he was only in third place after turning over the positive serial number!

Forget it, let's go out for a walk and relieve the unpleasant atmosphere!

Ren Jian came to Huanyu Community with a mission, the task is not over yet, if you want to go back, the organization is estimated to not agree, rather than being unhappy yourself, it is better to make the ** own rich woman unhappy, Lao Tzu will buy medicine today!

With this idea, Ren Jian went out, first walked around the door of the house, and then went around to the door of Wu's father's house, there were no children playing at the door of Wu's father's house today, and all he could see was two two unwanted poodles playing a game of gnawing grass.

Ren Jian: "......" is these two strokes again!

He Yaoyao and Wang Xixi's family are next-door neighbors, the mothers of the two dogs were born by a female dog, where is the female dog at present, Ren Jianlai Huanyu Community has not seen its existence for a long time, and it is estimated that there are three possibilities: either it was stewed dog meat or died, or it was taken away by the dog team and I don't know what to do, and the ending is dead anyway.

Bypassing the two cute poodles, Ren Jian didn't see the existence of Wu's father's milk, candy or wangcai, and after thinking about it, he decided to go to the commercial street first to take a walk, after all, what he wanted seemed to be only available there.

Passing through the door of Zhou Xiaopang's house and making a detour, Ren Jian's eyes suddenly twisted, and he saw several climbing figures in a grassy place.

Judging from the size and appearance, it should be the 'milk' of Wu's father's family and its crab army.

"Milk, what are you doing?" Ren Jian swept away the weeds in front of him, kicked his hands in his pockets, and shrugged his shoulders as if he was harmless to humans and animals.

Chu Tian's neck twitched, and he turned his head stiffly.

What appeared in front of him was a hip-hop young man in a black jacket and jeans, numb, when Chu Tian saw that face, he felt that his whole body was not good, this thief is really ghostly!

"What?" Chu Tian stopped and lifted the crab claws, spat and foamed, and frantically swung the mung bean-sized eyes on both sides of the crab shell.

I don't know if it's an illusion, Ren Jian looked at the crab on the ground, and always felt that it was wary of himself.

Ren Jian coughed, tolerated the words in his mind, arched his waist, and said in a strong and angry voice: "Milk, don't be afraid, I...... Well, I'm not a bad person! ”

Chu Tian and the crab boss, the second crab and the third crab looked at each other, can the "......" be a little deeper.

Seeing that the crabs on the ground were still in a defensive posture, Ren Jian suddenly waved his arm and then leaned forward, rolling his sleeves up, revealing the strong muscles on his arms and several terrifying scars on the muscles.

"It's easy for me to kill you......"

Chutian "......"

The crab third raised his head and squinted at Ren Jian a few times, and saw that Chu Tian and the crab boss were still in the author's defensive posture, it turned around twice in place, came to Chu Tian's side, spit out a few mouthfuls of foam, and at the same time stretched out the crab claws from under the stomach, and gestured left and right to the crab boss and the crab second brother: "Admit it first, everyone admit it first!" ”

Ren Jian is not very good at communicating with animals, he has very few words, and Chu Tian doesn't know how to talk to him, anyway, when he says a word Chu Tian nods or shakes his head, he stops himself, in short, it is a sentence: On the premise of not being sure whether strangers are friends or enemies, we must first ensure that the enemy does not move and I do not move.

This sentence crab Lao San did the best.

A few crabs stopped while walking, and before they knew it, they came to the lawn of the community near the artificial lake recreation area.

On the lawn, 'Wangcai' and Chubby's 'Rifle' and 'Oreo' are playing a game of kickball, 'Wangcai' likes to use his nose to top the table tennis ball, which has the advantage of allowing the ball to be vacated for a while, and 'Rifle' and 'Oreo' are better at throwing black feet.

Once He Yaoyao and Wang Xixi's two puppies played with them, 'Laifu' because of the good food, resulting in the body is not as light as them, so it thought of the very national football spirit of the leg shovel magic skill, saw the two dogs come to grab the ball, do not fight, go up is a shovel, shovel to the dog leg ball can get the ball, if you can't shovel it's okay, it's a big deal, anyway, it doesn't hurt to fall on the lawn.

On the side of the lawn, several children were sitting on chairs discussing something, one of them was Wu Mengling, and next to Wu Mengling was Zhou Xiaopang.

A few children would talk about some topics between children on the weekend, and Zhou Xiaopang would start asking questions about crabs.

Zhou Xiaopang said: "I saw a news on the Internet that crabs will give birth to children around the Mid-Autumn Festival, Lingling, do your crabs have this reaction?" ”

Having a child is a particularly tempting question for children.

As soon as Zhou Xiaopang finished speaking, He Yaoyao and Wang Xixi, who were sitting on the two sides, looked at Wu Mengling with wide eyes, Wu Mengling wrenched her fingers and thought about it: "Will crabs react when they give birth, I haven't seen them vomit?" ”

Shaking her head, Wu Mengling continued: "I heard my mother say that when my mother gave birth to me, she had to vomit several times a day, what about you? ”

Zhou Xiaopang was the first to raise his hand, his fingers pinched out a 3 look, He Yaoyao and Wang Xixi also raised their hands one after another, they pinched one more speechless than the other, Wang Xixi pinched two palms in the end, that is to say, when her mother gave birth to her, she vomited ten times a day, this Nima, why did Mao vomit to death her mother?

Toot toot

A dull ringtone of the cell phone sounded in Ren Jian's jeans pocket.

Ren Jian, who was standing in the wind with crabs under his feet and enjoying the coolness, took out the PHS in his pocket with difficulty, and when he saw the number on his mobile phone, he turned into a black face after being harmless to humans and animals for a long time.

"Hey." Ren Jian's tone was very unkind, and instead of talking, it was better to vent the dissatisfaction in his heart.

"Oh? You're not coming back at night? Ren Jian's face changed again, and he was almost gritting his teeth when he said these words.

"What? Let me go and get the 'Golden Lion King'? ”

Doodle

In a few short words, the phone hung up, leaving only the depressed Ren Jian, who rolled up his sleeves and gritted his teeth several times to make a gesture of smashing the phone, but in the end he took it back.

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Ren Jian sighed, squatted down, touched the crab shell lying on the ground and said, "Milk, and a few of your brothers, let me tell you, don't look for a rich woman in the future?" ”

Chutian "......"

The rich woman's family has a Joy Shepherd Dog, its original color is orange and white shape, the rich woman was bored at home a few days ago when she watched a "Heaven and Dragon Slayer", especially like the hair on the head of the golden lion king, and then threw his dog to the Lanyu pet center for him to dye and dye, the dog itself is hairy, and obedient, Ren Jian can almost imagine the scene when he sees the dog.

"Milk, I'm going to the pet store, I'm looking for you another day!" Ren Jian sighed helplessly, stood up and walked towards the Lanyu Pet Center.

After walking a few steps, he noticed that there were a few more climbing crabs on his trouser legs.

"You don't want me to go?"

The crab san clutched his trouser leg tightly and spat at the same time.

Ren Jian stopped: "Do you want to go to the pet store with me?" ”

Chu Tian and Crab Lao San glanced at each other and nodded at the same time.

Ren Jian "......"