I called Zhang Qiang, according to the seven brothers, let Zhang Qiang help investigate, when I told the story of the seven of them, Zhang Qiang almost dropped the phone, it seemed that I used fairy tales to deceive him, I pointed to the light bulb and swore that if I wanted to lie, morning glory and Lao Zhao would die immediately, Zhang Qiang believed it.

Then I found that the seven brothers' faces were getting worse and worse, and I asked Ah Da, "Do you have a cold?" ”

Ah Da opened his mouth to speak, with a light smoke in his mouth: "Section Chief Wang, we have lasted all night, there is no place to possess us, we can't hold on anymore!" ”

Damn, I said how I felt as if I had forgotten something, it turned out to be this stubble. I pointed to Jingba, who was peeing everywhere on the ground: "You seven brothers will take turns to deal with it for a while, and I'll go out and buy you possessed pets!" ”

When we went downstairs, our group of big men took the lead, and the rest of the women wanted to put on makeup, so we waited downstairs, and just out of the entrance of the building, we ran into Liu Qian, this woman was holding a handful of roses, her face was full of spring, and her face was still a little red.

I asked her, "Hey, why are you here?" ”

Liu Qian was a little shy: "I'm here to see Uncle Feng for a doctor!" By the way, come ...... Look at you! ”

Me: "This flower was given to me?" ”

Liu Qian nodded: "I know and ask!" ”

I suddenly heard the words that Bai Yuzhen asked the seventh brother to pass to me: "By the way, Sister Liu, did Sister Bai tell you something that day?" ”

Liu Qian glared at me: "Why didn't you call me Sister Liu when you were lying in the bed with me on the day you were discharged from the hospital, what kind of brother are you pretending to be now?" ”

I hurriedly corrected: "Okay, Liu Qian, I'll call you Liu Qian in the future, right?" ”

Liu Qian smiled slightly: "My grandmother didn't say anything, she told me that you are a good person, so I don't want to miss a good marriage." She said that Wang Damin has been gone for two years, and it is time for me to think about my future! ”

It's all through, it's all through, no wonder this woman would say that kind of thing in the venue yesterday, no wonder Bai Yuzhen would come with that inexplicable sentence, it turned out that the family had already discussed it.

Bai Yuzhen's meaning is straightforward enough, if I treat Liu Qian well, she will bury the matter of Dongfang Undefeated Diao Zetian in her heart, if I bully Liu Qian, I am afraid that this matter will be exposed in the underworld!

I bared my teeth: "Well, can you sneak here at night?" I'm safest at that time, let's look at the moon downstairs or something! ”

Bai Yuzhen snorted coldly: "You are afraid of Chen Yuanyuan, I am not afraid, let me tell you, from now on, my mother will fight with her!" ”

At this moment, several old ladies had already put on makeup and began to go downstairs, and Su Diao Complex said coldly: "Have you knocked me?" ”

Liu Qian is not good at stubble: "Some people are so shameless, they want to beat the mandarin ducks with two efforts, it's really stinky and shameless!" ”

Su Diao complex: "Some people are even more shameless, they are all divorced, and they are still close to the pole, be careful that the love sticks to the cold ass!" ”

Liu Qian: "You are shameless!" ”

Su Diao complex: "You are shameless!" ”

I snatched the flowers from Liu Qian's hand and said to Lao Zhao and the others, "Run!" ”

……

Arrived at the pet time is just half past eight, the merchants are successively placing the cage, I looked at it for a long time, and did not find the favorite pet, at present, I already have a kitten at home, a Beijing bus, and then buy these two things is a little boring, but it is not safe to buy wild boar worms or something, I am confused for a while.

I asked Yideng, "Is there any good advice?" ”

A lamp whispered to me, "How about buying a few young girls?" Discuss with the seven brothers and let them have nothing to do with pole dancing or something! ”

I looked at the panicked stall proprietress opposite, only to feel that my heart was surging, and I called Dingyan: "A light said that the proprietress has bigger breasts than you!" ”

"What?" It will be difficult to look up to the sky and roar, pick up the bricks and smash them against a lamp, and suddenly, blood gushes out, and screams again and again.

Several men looked at me in panic, and Lao Zhao said with some fear: "Thank you for not saying it, thank you!" Otherwise, you will definitely be cut! ”

I sneered: "This is called non-toxic no husband!" ”

Several men suddenly patted their ass: "Section Chief Wang is really a master!" ”

After wandering around the pet market for half an hour, we finally set the intention of purchasing on a few monkeys, I counted, there were a full ten monkeys in this stall, so I said to the boss: "Boss, how do you sell monkeys?" ”

The boss was fiddling with his mobile phone, looked up and saw that there were quite a few of us, and said happily: "Eight hundred and one!" ”

I nodded: "You pick seven out of these ten, and you have to be good-tempered and easy to feed!" ”

The boss had a dark face, and he saw that he wanted to hit me with his mobile phone: "Brother, don't talk too badly, you can see clearly, one of the people on the left is my daughter-in-law, and the other is my son!" ”

"......" I was suddenly embarrassed, thanks to the good temper of this boss, otherwise, there would be a fight again, I quickly asked Wang Chongyang to pay for it, and said to the boss with a smile: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Boss, I want all seven! ”

……

After arriving home, the seven brothers were quite satisfied with the seven monkeys, and they went in from the oldest to the smallest, stretching their arms and kicking their legs one by one, moving their muscles and bones.

I took out my watercolor pen and marked each monkey's belly, and then I was satisfied and said, "Not bad!" Not bad! Quite spirited! ”

Ah Da opened his mouth to speak: "Section Chief Wang, can we go out for a walk?" ”

I hurriedly shook my head: "No! I'm afraid you won't come back! This year is different from your year, and now there are more people who eat monkey brains! You are usually only allowed to stay at home, and if there is a public event, you can participate, but you must remember that you must never talk in front of strangers, and you must not do anything hurtful, otherwise, I will send you down, understand? ”

Ah Da nodded: "We all know this, and we have also been trained before coming up!" Section Chief Wang, don't worry! After speaking, Ah Da and several other brothers all rubbed towards Ah Qi, their eyes flickered, and they were very excited, and I took a closer look to find that Ah Qi was possessed...... It's a female monkey!

I'm really afraid that this group of simple-brained ghosts will do something rebellious, but I found that things seem to be a little different from what I thought, Ah Da pointed to Ah Qi's nose: "You come out, let me go up and have fun!" ”

Ah Er expressed disbelief: "Why do you let you play?" Let's draw lots! ”

Ah San immediately agreed: "Yes! Lottery! ”

I asked blankly, "Are you sick?" ”

Seven monkeys glared at me at the same time: "Have you ever tasted what it feels like to be a woman?" ”

I hurriedly shook my head: "No, this one really doesn't!" ”

Ah Da said, "Neither do we!" The mistake is that you should buy seven monkeys of the same gender, why buy a different one? Don't you know that our seven brothers have always been the same? ”

"......" I was speechless: "Big brother, you can play, you can play as you like!" ”

At this time, Chairman Zhao put on a brand-new Zhongshan suit and walked in, and said to me, "Let's go, Lao Wang!" ”

I didn't understand, "Why are you going?" ”

President Zhao reminded me, "Have you forgotten that we are going to see off the members?" ”

I then remembered that most of the members were going back to their hometowns today, and I did say that I was going to the station to see them off when I was drinking last night, and I hurriedly changed into a new set of clothes, and asked the seven monkeys, "Are you going?" ”

The seven monkeys nodded at the same time: "Go!" ”

……

An hour and a half later, in Bacheng, I was sent to the Railway Public Security Bureau as soon as I got off the train!

The policeman handling the case was a young policewoman, heroic and sweet-looking, she held a piece of paper and looked at it for a long time, and finally spoke: "Can you tell me what your friends and those monkeys grew up eating?" ”

I was ashamed: "Do you believe me when I say I don't know them?" ”

The beautiful policewoman smiled and said: "Don't be funny, I've seen the surveillance video of Coal City Station, you came in with them!" ”

I was unconsciously infected by her smile, and said in a general manner: "Beauty, you are so beautiful!" ”

The beautiful policewoman sneered: "If you don't tell me honestly, your cellmates will think you're beautiful in a while!" ”

"......" I touched my butt: "I want to make a call!" Can you lend me your phone? ”

The beautiful policewoman handed over his mobile phone: "Hurry up!" ”

I first dialed my own number, and at the moment when the bell rang, I pressed the hang up button, and then dialed Zhang Qiang's phone: "Section Chief Zhang!" ”

The other party was silent for a moment before recognizing my voice: "You are ...... Wang Damin? ”

Me: "Yes, I'm Wang Damin." ”

Zhang Qiang: "Whose phone number is this, didn't you tell you to contact me as little as possible if you have nothing to do?" ”

I said shyly: "I have an accident, I am now in the Bacheng Railway Public Security Bureau, a little misunderstanding...... Look, can you get me out? ”

There was silence on the phone for a moment, and Zhang Qiang asked, "What did you do?" ”

I hilarious: "It's nothing, it didn't hurt anyone, and it didn't do anything bad, it's just that the group of people jumped off the train!" ”

Zhang Qiang shouted: "What did you say? Jumping on a train? Still a group of people jumping? ”

Me: "yes! And seven monkeys! ”

Zhang Qiang: "Why are you jumping on the train if you have nothing to do?" ”

Me: "Send it to the station!" Didn't we finish the meeting, and sent Lao Lin to the car, he had a lot of things, dozens of cases of beer, we helped him move it on the train, and the car drove ......"

Zhang Qiang's voice was fierce: "You wait for me!" Remember, don't talk nonsense! After speaking, Zhang Qiang hung up the phone!

I returned the phone to the policewoman: "Thank you!" ”

The beautiful policewoman also heard it in a fog: "You just follow the idea of calling just now and describe the facts!" ”

I shook my head: "I'm sorry! I can't say! ”

The beautiful policewoman was furious on the spot, looking like she wanted to electrocute me with her eyes, she gritted her teeth: "Okay, you wait!" I'm going to apply for a detention warrant! ”

As soon as the beautiful policewoman Hua stood up, the door of the house was pushed open, and a person who seemed to be a leader stood at the door and said, "Xiao Wu, you let him go!" ”

"What?" The beautiful policeman Hua Xiaowu was stunned on the spot!