Chapter 3 The crowd seeks him
"Little brother, aren't you going to reward Mr. Storyteller?" asked a delicate fairy who came up to me.
"Tip. What's wrong?"
"Little brother, I really want to go to the Jade Qingjing Realm to apprentice, if you don't want to rank, can you count the reward to me?" Thank you, little brother!" she sat down in front of me and begged me pitifully. This fairy is coquettish between her words, much older than me, but she screams "little brother" and is coquettish with me.
"You're going to apprentice?" I wondered.
"Yes, I must go! With this recommendation, I have more hope of success. Please help the little brother. "She's going to pull me by the sleeve.
I hurriedly withdrew my arm, "You're not afraid of him?"
"It's too late to like it. The fairy looked coquettish.
The gods in the sky even killed their fiancΓ©es, and if the apprentices did something wrong, they would click without saying a click...... Thinking of this, I really admired her courage and gave her the little silver leaf that was ready to reward the storyteller.
"My name is Weiyang, what's my little brother's name? Are you going to apprentice? Why don't we be companions and take care of each other." β
I was a little stunned in my heart, and hurriedly waved my hand, "I'm not interested in worshipping that kind of god as a teacher." β
When Weiyang heard this, his face immediately became gloomy, "Why do you talk like this! The gods in the clouds are blessed with heaven and earth! And with deep affection, the infatuation remains unchanged! If it weren't for him, the war in the heavenly realm would continue, and you might not be able to give birth to it! You don't even deserve to lift shoes for him as a god like him!"
I took the money and sighed, today is not good, going out of the house will be all kinds of squeezes, I really should find a good court to learn the art of the six yao, and then go out before starting a hexagram. Blame me too, who made me break my mouth and speak ill of her future master.
I gave the money to Xiao Er. A moment ago, the three were discharged, and the first one was named Dongfang Mo, who actually rewarded a hundred gold leaves! The second and third places were much worse than him. Is this Dongfang Mo crazy or stupid, just a letter of recommendation for an apprentice!
I refilled the pot of tea, and a few worshippers of the gods gathered around me.
A fairy tells another story: "The sound of the trumpet, the thunder of the war drums...... At the most exciting moment on the battlefield, Penglai Biyou Xianjun quietly came to the woods outside the barracks.
With tears in her eyes, she sealed the immortal body, and the dagger was raised high......"
A little fairy exclaimed when she heard this, "Biyou Immortal Monarch died like this?"
The fairy who told the story took a sip of tea, "Yes! When the gods of the clouds arrived, Bi You fell to the ground, holding a dagger in both hands and stabbing her heart, her snow-white dress was red. There was blood on his mouth, tears in the corners of his eyes, and he had already died. There is also a poem left by his side that proves his innocence: clear Penglai water, curling white clouds, born in fairyland, auspicious in the world. β
"Bi You is so pitiful! Why didn't the gods in the clouds be with Bi You, after all, Lu Xue died a long time ago and will never come back. A little fairy said with great regret.
Another little fairy said righteously: "The gods in the sky don't like Bi You, why should they be with her!"
"That's it, don't mess with mandarin ducks! Biyou is the one who lets a little fairy like you spread rumors and force him to death!"
"How do you know that the gods in the clouds and Bi You don't love each other! Bi You died 20,000 years ago, and you didn't see it!" said the little fairy who felt sorry for Bi You.
"Bi You went to the military camp to deliver medicine on the orders of her master, Our Lady of Danxia. Her master and the gods of the clouds have come forward to clarify. It was a rumor released by the enemy that said that she bewitched the gods in the sky, bewitched the hearts of the army, and lost her virginity in the military camp. The enemy is trying to disturb the hearts of our troops. The gods in the sky just think she is a junior, how can they fall in love with her!"
"Why can't the younger generation fall in love!"
The noisier and fiercer it became, I frowned and drank my tea...... I thought that a story of Lu Xue was enough to make people's hearts blocked, how could there be a Biyou again, and it would not end well if it had anything to do with the gods in the clouds. I felt annoyed by the noise, so I left the teahouse and went to the street again.
The clouds are thickening and the swifts are flying low. It's going to rain, and the air is filled with a muffled smell of dampness. The sun was still shining, and I felt that the sound of buying and selling was so lively, but now I only felt that it was noisy and noisy, and the noise was dizzy, and the good mood was disturbed as gloomy as the weather.
"It's not interesting! It's not fun at all, and it's not funny!" I just looked down and muttered as I walked, and bumped into a guy with a bang. When I looked up, I saw a young immortal, dressed in a light ink-colored gauze, with a dark complexion but a handsome appearance and an extraordinary temperament. He looked at the ground with half of the roasted sweet potato in his hand, and the other half of the roasted sweet potato fell on the ground, and there was a silk silk pressed underneath, on which were written three words - recommendation letter!
"Ahh
"That's him! The little man crouched on the ground! Teased me! Called me a fool! Brothers!" there was a commotion behind him.
I turned my head and saw that it was the strong man who was a performer, and three strong men of the same size as him rushed towards me, hurriedly stuffed the recommendation letter to the ink-clothed immortal who ate roasted sweet potatoes, and ran away.
Four strong men pushed and shoved all the way to clear the obstacles and ran towards me. Before the ink-clothed immortal could react with the letter of recommendation, the remaining half of the roasted sweet potato and the letter of recommendation were picked up by the four strong men. A few big feet ran over and trampled the sweet potato to pieces, all glued to the letter.
The ink-clothed immortal suddenly became angry, and flew in front of me with a miserable letter of recommendation, blocking my way, and scolding: "You stop!"
There were ink-clothed immortals in front and four strong men in the back, and I was stuck in the middle like a little mouse. Seeing that the situation was not good, he instantly turned into the true body of the jackdaw and flew straight into the sky, but was pulled back by the spell cast by the ink-clothed immortal and turned back into a human form.
"What's the matter with you?" the ink-clothed immortal asked me.
"The strong man smashed a big stone and splashed me with stone powder, and when I vomited a few times, he framed me for cheering and pestering!" I hurriedly explained.
"Really?" asked the ink-clad immortal.
"Of course!, or the sky will thunder!" I said.
"Don't listen to him, this kid teases me and says I'm a fool!" said the strong man angrily.
"Who told you to wronged me first!" I took a few steps back, ready to find an opportunity to escape.
"Oh, you guys are misunderstanding. But what about my letters of recommendation?" the fairy in the ink roof questioned me and the four strong men with a letter full of sweet potatoes.
"It's not me, don't wronged me. When I give it to you, it's good, if you look for them, they must have stepped on them!" I said busily.
The ink-clothed immortal gave me a blank look, and came to the four strong men with the rotten letter of recommendation.
"You kid is the oldest!, don't care what kind of recommendation you break!" The strong man swung the stone lock and threw it at him. The ink-clothed immortal cast a spell to block the big stone lock, and with a slight push, the strong man took a few steps back and almost sat on the ground.
When the strong man saw that he had met his opponent, he was not convinced, so he cried out, and reached out in the palm of his hand to summon a hammer and smashed it at the ink-clothed immortal.
The ink-clothed immortal summoned a wolf-tooth cone to fight with the strong man, and in just two rounds, the strong man's hammer was hit to the ground by the ink-clothed immortal's mace and inlaid into it. The strong man pulled it out a few times, but he didn't pull it out.
"Immortal friend, this matter has nothing to do with you, we are only looking for that kid to settle accounts!" The other three strong men politely came down when they saw that the ink-clothed immortal was extraordinary.
"I don't care who you look for to settle accounts, the recommendation letter will compensate me!" said the ink-clothed immortal.
"How much?" asked the strong man.
"I don't need you to lose money, I just need a letter of recommendation!"
"We salute you, don't toast and don't eat and drink!" The four strong men looked at each other, each summoned an iron sledgehammer, three ran towards the ink-clothed immortal, and one ran towards me. Seeing that I couldn't dodge, I reached out and summoned my self-defense dagger. Compared with strong men, my thin body is a disadvantage and an advantage. As long as he doesn't control me, I have a way to deal with him.
I took advantage of the strong man's hammer swing, and got in front of him and stabbed him a few times on the loop of his pants. He hurriedly jumped out and ran far away, covering his eyes.
"Oops! haha!" The onlookers laughed wildly, and the strong man's pants slipped down, revealing his slick ass, and he was extremely embarrassed to stand in the crowd with a sledgehammer. I got into an archway and watched with a grin.
The strong man took the sledgehammer and ran away shyly with his pants in his hand. The other three strong men were also defeated by the ink-clothed immortals, threw some silver leaves, lost some money, and ran away.
The ink-clothed immortal took the wolf tooth cone, waved his hand to accept the money, looked at the rotten recommendation letter in his hand, sighed and threw the recommendation letter into the rotten vegetable basket on the side.
I thought to myself that this matter was caused by me, and this ink-clothed immortal was indeed innocent when he was involved in it, so he hurriedly ran over and bowed to him and said, "Immortal friend, the little fairy is really sorry, just ...... it."
"Despicable and obscene! It's not a gentleman's job to humiliate others!" The ink-clothed immortal glanced at me with the appearance of a decent gentleman, and left without waiting for me to finish speaking.
I was dumbfounded, how despicable am I? Where is it nasty? I didn't look at that strong man's bare ass!
The body of the ink-clothed immortal is very fast, and it is gone in a blink of an eye, and I am indignant in my heart, arrogant or something! Isn't it more handsome and tall than me. I can't beat it, don't you want to think of another way! Besides, I'm not a gentleman in the first place!
I huffed over to the rotten vegetable basket, crouched down to pick up the miserable letter of recommendation, and wiped it with some leaves. I can't wipe it off, and I really can't use it. I was about to lose the letter, but the vague name on the letter caught my attention.
Dongfang Mo! It turns out that he is the same Dongfang Mo who spent a lot of money to get a letter of recommendation! After spending so much unjust money and getting nothing, it is no wonder that he scolded me so angrily. Suddenly I felt very guilty, but Dongfang Mo had long since disappeared, and I couldn't ask for the letter, so I was helpless. So he dropped the letter, clapped his hands, got up, and went on his own.
The sky rumbled and flashed, but the rain could not be contained.
I felt as if I was about to suffocate, so I bought a bamboo folding fan on the side of the street and fanned it as I walked. I thought about finding a place to breathe through the wind and rain for a while, and when the heavy rain came down, I turned into a jackdaw and took a bath, and went to the dry fire of the day.
Passing by a temple gate, a ragged looking fairy with a god flag saw me coming, smiled slyly, and said to me: "Little brother, we have a fate, is it a hexagram?"
I ignored him and went straight to my own path.
"Thunder is born, and fire is born on the earth. Everyone else buys umbrellas, but some people fan, do they think the rain is not strong enough or the fire is not strong enough?"
Knowing that he was talking about me, I ignored him. The wandering immortals who look at the fortune tellers have always done business like this.
"Little brother, please stay!" Seeing Xiangyouxian simply blocked me directly.
"I don't look at looks. "I turned him down.
"If you don't look, I'm watching, the sky is watching, and the wind and rain and thunder are also watching. "Look at the fairy and put on an unfathomable look.
"Just look at it, I haven't done anything bad, and I'm afraid that I won't be able to be struck by lightning. I said casually.
"No, no. The weather is hot and sultry, and the immortal doesn't need money, as long as you have a folding fan, how about it?"
This is a fortune telling, and it's okay in the mortal world. But in the fairy world, all immortals who have some Taoism will calculate by themselves, where to find others. It's not easy to make a living by looking at the fortune calculations, and the fairy food is not enough, so I can only find a low-level fairy like me to get some benefits.
I saw that he looked pitiful as if he was asking for food, and his face was hot and stuffy, so I gave him the bamboo folding fan. "Give it to you, I don't have to look at it. It's about to rain, so take shelter from it. "Then I'll go on my own.
"Where is the little brother going?" asked Youxian as he continued to chase after me.
I ignored him and kept walking, but I didn't know where I was going.
"This immortal wants to go to Kunlun to make a lively scene that has not been encountered for 10,000 years, and show those quasi-immortal disciples what they look like, do you want to go with the little brother?"
"I wish you a fortune! I won't go. β
"Who of the aspiring immortals in the heavenly realm doesn't want to worship the Ming God, the same generation as the Emperor of Kyushu, and at least serve as the Star Monarch in the future, why don't you go and worship it?"
I laughed, "I'm not interested." β
"If I'm not mistaken, the little brother did something that was back to his heart. If you don't go, how can you compensate for the losses of others?"
I was startled and stopped. Is he referring to Dongfang Mo's matter? If he says that his heart is wrong, it is true. Although I was very angry that Dongfang silently scolded me for being despicable and obscene, his recommendation letter was so decently ruined by my mixing, and he must have been in a bad mood to speak disrespectfully. Dongfang Mo may lose his good qualifications because of this, and he can't worship his master.
My hesitation was looked at by the looker, "Look! Let Ben Xian say it." If you leave it alone, it will hurt yourself and others a lot. β
I was already hesitant in my heart, so I let the persuasion of the looks, thinking that it didn't matter where I went anyway, so I went to testify to Dongfang Mo. If he needed that letter of recommendation, I told the gods of heaven everything that was worthy of my conscience. β
"Okay, then I'll go to Kunlun to find him!"