Chapter 011: Handsome appearance

With the training of the first short film, Bai Yuhan's directing level has gradually increased, and the cast and crew have gradually become familiar with the command.

Therefore, the shooting of the second short film is like a wild horse on the loose, and it is a long time.

In just four days, all the scenes on location were filmed.

At this time, after several days and nights of hard work, "Happy Little 2B: Silly A and Silly C" finally completed post-production. On this day, May 14th is Mother's Day, Bai Yuhan finally uploaded this short film that condensed many expectations on major video websites one by one after calling to say hello to his mother.

Half an hour later, the video upload ended.

At the request of all the staff of the studio and studio, the video recorder was introduced, and at lunchtime, the complete film was played on the TV.

Unlike ordinary TV dramas that have an extra-long title, the opening of "Happy Little 2B" has only one simple, intoned, and rhythmic line.

"I am, happy, small, 2b......"

The background music is a cheerful disco dance music, and the picture is a variety of abstract cartoon characters, like a card, trembling on the screen, and the images of Bai Yuhan and Zhao Dafei are mixed in. One bent his hands like cramps into chicken claws to be a master, and the other held a broom as if he was playing a guitar.

"Xiaobai, you! One! Root! Read! What kind of kung fu is this novel xstxt, chicken paw work? Wang Yingying commented unceremoniously.

Bai Yuhan rolled his eyes: "Eagle Claw Gong." ”

As soon as the words fell, the opening credits ended, and the subtitles went up.

"Happy Little 2B, Episode 1, Silly A & Silly C."

The story has officially begun.

……

Lin Shuhua, a lewd-looking man with a wicked appearance and a wicked taste in his heart.

He is the logistics supervisor of a large factory, because the factory is opened by a relative's family, so he doesn't need to take care of things in the factory, he hides in the office when he has nothing to do, bubble girl, and surfs the Internet. I love to use electric donkey to download some island romance action movies and study the latest art forms.

Occasionally, I will search for some interesting videos to watch, such as the steamed bun murder case a year ago, which made him laugh for a long time.

Mother's Day happened to be a Sunday, and several female employees in the office went home. Lin Shuhua, as a supervisor, has no weekends, and he is embarrassed to skip work, so he can only continue to hide in the office and surf the Internet. Then go to the major video sites and search for the latest videos.

The blessing of the steamed bun bloody case has stimulated the spoof talent of netizens, and various spoof types of videos have emerged in endlessly.

But it's okay to watch the spoof video occasionally, but it's not interesting to watch too much.

After all, these spoof short films are all edited and dubbed by netizens themselves, and the quality is inevitably a little low, and there are still too few real high-quality short films.

After searching for a while, there doesn't seem to be any good short films.

At this time, he happened to click on Tudou.com, a website he often visits, and there are many spoof short films, all of which are posted here. Compared with other websites, the content is uneven, and the content of Tudou is still very good, and some good original films often appear.

No, he quickly found a new film.

"Happy little 2b? What to see, look and go. ”

opened the video casually, and the classic slogan of Tudou suddenly appeared, "Everyone is the director of life".

As soon as the slogan ended, suddenly an advertisement popped up in the video, what is the advertisement of Bayer Pharmaceutical.

"Damn, when did Tudou still insert ads in the video, I really want to go crazy for money." Fortunately, the advertisement is not long, only a few seconds, and Lin Shuhua can afford to wait.

"Happy Little 2b ......"

As soon as the advertisement ended, the short film was staged, and the opening credits of less than three seconds instantly eliminated the unhappiness caused by Lin Shuhua because of the advertisement. Not many people like to watch lengthy intros.

"Happy Little 2B, Episode 1, Silly A & Silly C."

In one round eye, a sharp look was projected, and the brow was twisted like a sword.

There was a snap, and there seemed to be an inhalation sound.

A foot appears on the screen, to be precise, a flat sneaker, starting from the upper of the shoe, the camera slowly moves up, and at a deliberately slowed speed, you can see the owner of this shoe, the calf begins to lean forward, and the ankle begins to twist, as if he is preparing to run.

There seemed to be another exhalation.

With a clenched fist, it was pinched fiercely, and the green tendons on the fist were prominent, and it was extremely hideous.

"Martial arts films? Cop movies? Or a gangster movie? Or a sports run? Lin Shuhua entered the plot with doubts in an instant.

The next moment, the camera of the short film switches, and a figure suddenly jumps up several steps from the lowest step of the staircase, and then turns around and steps on the wall of the turning staircase. Then he grabbed the railing and easily jumped his body from the bottom to the top.

These few flips, the rabbit rises and falls, and it has the texture of a master's action.

I just didn't see what the master looked like.

But don't worry, when Lin Shuhua just had a trace of curiosity in his heart, the camera was given to the corridor.

In the opening film, the young man who performs the chicken claw skill, wrong, and the eagle claw skill, is waving his arms and running with all his strength from a distance.

Slow motion and slow motion, coupled with the fragmentation of the entire run and editing, make the young man's usual running look full of mastery.

"What does this young man want to do? What happened? ”

Lin Shuhua was brought into tension by the tense and dynamic camera.

Immediately, a grass and mud horse galloped past his heart.

I saw the camera switch to an open door, and there was a pattern next to the door, a red female villain, and three vague small words "bathroom".

At the moment when the young man rushed into the women's toilet, a sharp woman's scream suddenly broke out in the women's toilet.

Immediately afterwards, the young man ran out of the toilet in a panic, followed by a broom, a rag and a mineral water bottle, and a feeling of chickens flying and dogs jumping. After throwing the three things, the young man hurriedly shouted: "Actually, I'm blind, I really didn't see the girl taking off your pants!" ”

Smack!

The last cardboard box was thrown out.

The young man was taken aback.

Then he shook his hair very exaggeratedly, took out a small mirror from his arms in the style of Stephen Chow, and smoothed his hair with his hand in front of the mirror, after making sure that the style was not bad. Only then did he hold his stomach and run into the men's toilet.

Taking off pants, squatting, wrinkling faces, stretching brows, a set of defecation movements, very smooth.

Pulling out the paper, carrying the pants, the expression was comfortable, and suddenly changed color, took off the pants again, and squatted down.

The footage is dark.

"Bang bang, boom, click, boom!"

The dubbing of the classic bomber bombing, machine gun strafing, and tank firing in the Anti-Japanese War film sounded extremely clearly.

It took a few seconds for the video to light up again.

The young man's expression of wanting to die of immortality, although it was a little artificial, but it was a good interpretation of the state of half prostration and half refreshment.

However, the next moment the young man was dumbfounded, and when he got up for the first time just now, he used up all the paper.

In desperation, I could only knock on the compartment next door and ask, "Is there anyone?" ”

After a long while, a weak reply came from next door: "Hmm." ”

"Hey, brother, borrow some paper."

"I didn't bring it."

"Damn, what are you doing without paper?"

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"I'm serving you, you don't bring paper for!"

"Didn't you bring it with you?"

"I'm running out!"

The tragic young man wants to cry without tears.

At this time, there was also a mournful poem next door: "Who has no in life since ancient times, and who without paper." If I don't have paper, do you want me to use my fingers? ”

The young man's eyes widened suddenly, and he thought of something.

Slowly stretched out his right hand, his index finger and middle finger were like a sword, and his left hand was also like a sword, and as if he was wiping a sword, he rubbed it twice on the back of his palm.

Scold! Scold!

The two clear sounds of swords sounded just right.

Seeing this in the short film, Lin Shuhua couldn't hold back his laughter anymore, slapped the table directly, covered his stomach and laughed.

"Too ...... It's so funny! ”

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Like Lin Shuhua, there are many netizens who are holding their stomachs and laughing. Even Bai Yuhan himself, who has watched it countless times, is still amused by these bizarre episodes from an audience's point of view. At the same time, there is an irrepressible trace of pride in the depths of his heart, which is a short film that has been transformed by him and improved by several levels.

Everyone's laughter has proved that this short film was quite successful.

"This is a small step in my personal career, but it is a big step in online dramas, a new era of entertainment led by me Bai Yuhan, is coming! Hahahahaha! ”

Fortunately, Bai Yuhan still knows how to be reserved, but he is in the wind. Disturb. And those viewers who saw this short film, without exception, put down their reserve and laughed exaggeratedly.

In the short film, the young man played by Bai Yuhan gave a close-up of a meaningful expression after showing his fingers. There are struggles, there are determinations, and it is clear that a painful choice has been made.

Bang dang!

The screen dimmed and then switched to the sink outside the toilet.

The young man had already left the toilet and was washing his hands at the sink, apparently using his own fingers in that case.

At this moment, the young man who was washing his hands suddenly froze, slowly stopped moving, and slowly turned his head to look at the door of the toilet with a hint of shock.

Following his gaze, at the door of the men's toilet, the young man holding a broom and playing the guitar in the beginning of the film, shirtless and carrying a trouser belt, walked out of the toilet with a resolute expression. Step by step, the expression is dignified, the momentum is thousands, and there is a posture of a big guy in an instant.

Dangdangdang!

The well-known song "the-final-countdown" sounded just right.

This song, from the Swedish band Europe, is familiar because it has another name - "God of Gamblers", which is the soundtrack of Chow Yun-fat when he stepped into the casino in the movie "God of Gamblers".

Chow Yun-fat back then, with a big back, a black windbreaker, and a toothpick in his mouth, was followed by two horse boys, and he was boundless.

put it here, but it became a naked man with a naked body, his head bowed slightly, his expression was cold, and he walked over from the young man step by step.

The scenes are different, but the effects are equally shocking, which instantly enhances the connotation of the whole short film.

"Handsome! So handsome! Zhao Dafei, who was eating, slapped his thigh violently and screamed.

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