Chapter 034: Pressing the wrong gear
Every day, as long as Guan Chuling sat in the co-pilot and watched Fang Tianbao whistling and driving, she would have itchy hands. Sometimes, she likes to pinch Fang Tian's muscles. After pinching, she will say: "Damn, are you cirrhosis?" ”
Fang Tianbao whistled and removed her hand. Then, he quietly pointed to his crotch and said, "What you pinched, it's not the liver, it's my pectoral muscles." My liver, actually, is here......"
Guan Chuling saw that he was playing hooligan again, so she wanted to pick him up with her handbag.
"Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, in case, if you break your bag of 80,000 yuan, I can't afford to pay for it...... Fang Tianbao's eyes are very sharp. He could see at a glance that the bag in the hand of Guan Meinu was not simple. Although, it looks average on the surface, and even the label can't be found. However, Fang Tianbao saw Cecilia Cheung also carrying this bag on an entertainment news report. So, Fang Tianbao curiously went to the Internet café to check it.
I don't know if I don't check, and I'm shocked when I check it. The bag turned out to be a Chanel souvenir. To buy it in Australia, it costs 80,000 US dollars. It is said that it costs more than 400,000 Hong Kong dollars to buy it in Hong Kong. In other words, Guan Chuling had a bag in his hand, and he Fang Tianbao sold ten kidneys in a row.
"Sample, it's quite knowledgeable......" Guan Chuling heard him say that, so she quickly touched the bag. You know, that bag, but last year's birthday, her grandmother gave it. On this day, when Fang Tianbao was driving, Guan Chuling's hands itched again. She first looked at Fang Tianbao like a nymphomaniac. Looking at it, she smiled like an evil again. After laughing, she didn't speak, and directly stretched out her hand to twist Fang Tianbao's ears.
Fang Tianbao's driving skills are already poor. was so frightened that her ears twisted like this. Then, the steering wheel was twisted suddenly, and the car almost drove down to a height of more than ten meters. At that time, Guan Chuling was so frightened that she hurriedly pressed Fang Tianbao's thigh and asked him to step on the brakes.
Fortunately, the brakes were stepped on, and the two of them held on to their lives. After the car stopped, the two clutched their chests and gasped for a while.
"I'm scared to death, I'm scared to death......" Guan Chuling covered her chest with one hand, and pressed the "gear stopper" with the other. Fang Tianbao saw that her hand hadn't moved away, so he hurriedly said, "Hey, Gege, please take your hand away." If you don't take it away, my brother's baby will break you......"
Guan Chuling looked down, and suddenly, her whole face turned red. It turned out that Guan Chuling was overly nervous, so she actually used Fang Tianbao's thing as a gearstopper. Since that incident, the "Gearer" incident. When Fang Tianbao was driving, Guan Chuling was rarely naughty anymore.
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After school that afternoon, Fang Tianbao drove an Audi car and sent Guan Chuling to a place two hundred meters away from her house. Every time, Guan Chuling only asked Fang Tianbao to drive there. Not far, not near. Far away, Guan Chuling was not happy. When it was closer, Fang Tianbao was afraid of being discovered by her mother.
Since that time, Fang Tianbao was arrested by the police because of a fight with Heipi, Guan Chuling's mother stared at Fang Tianbao to death. She will never allow her precious daughter to be with a ** silk hooligan. If she knew that Fang Tianbao was still Guan Chuling's bodyguard and driver, she would be crazy.
"There's an ice cream shop in front of you, why don't you treat me to ice cream too?" The car turned off and pulled over, but Guan Chuling had no intention of leaving.
"Hey, do you dare to mention the word 'ice cream'? Last time, you didn't hurt me badly enough, did you? Besides, I will only charge you 2,000 yuan a month. Brother, I'm so tired every day that the silkworms are dying, and you still want to exploit me? Fang Tianbao didn't want to invite her, so he pretended to be very tired.
"Stingy, don't invite or invite, what's the big deal. With a copper rooster like you, you can't find a girlfriend for the rest of your life. Get out, get out of here now! Seeing Fang Tianbao's iron-hearted appearance, Guan Chuling played the temper of the mayor's daughter again.
"Brother, I can't find a girlfriend? I'm not afraid to tell you, little brother, I went to No. 1 Middle School last night and asked Wang Qing to make up for English for one night. Oh, beautiful Wang Qing, sitting next to me, her hair, her body fragrance, her voice, tsk......" Fang Tianbao simply talked nonsense in order to further stimulate Guan Chuling.
In fact, he didn't go to No. 1 Middle School at all last night. Wang Qing was still angry with him, and she didn't help him make up for his classes at all. Last night, Fang Tianbao couldn't find anyone, so he took Pipiru's family to the movies. Unexpectedly, Pipiru's taste is too heavy, even if he watches an open-air movie, he has to while watching. Therefore, before the movie was finished, Fang Tianbao was scared by Pipiru and went home early.
"Pervert, bastard, you get out of the car for me now, get out of ......" Fang Tianbao didn't expect that he would make a joke about Guan Chuling's reaction.
"Hey, what's wrong with you today? ...... you have eaten gunpowder? ”
"Go make up for your foreign language class, eat your Wang Qing, bastard, get out of ......"
"Damn, neurotic, you have said the word 'roll' twice, when I am rolling the Yangtze River East passing water? To be honest, Brother Bao, I am also dignified. If you want to insult me like this again, don't blame me......"
", what do you want? Come on...... Come on......"
Guan Chuling leaned her face over, leaving no room for Fang Tianbao.
"Fuck you, you're going to be so rude. Lao Tzu won't do it anymore, give the money ......" Fang Tianbao finally got hairy.
"Give it, bastard, take your money and buy medicine!"
Guan Chuling was so angry that her face turned black. With trembling hands, she took out ten red hairs from her purse and played them directly on Fang Tianbao's face.
"Damn, why is it so little?" Fang Tianbao counted the money.
"Two thousand a month,, you've been doing it for fifteen days. Moreover, this month is old, and there are thirty-one days left. Sister, I'll give you a thousand yuan, it's already cheaper for you......"
"Okay, Guan Chuling, you have a kind!"
Fang Tianbao put the money together and spat it again.
Then, after walking a few steps, he turned back again. He grabbed the car door and poked his head out.
"I thought about it, and it was still not right. Last time, my brother refueled you once. At that time, you didn't bring any money, I gave it, a total of one hundred and fifteen. ”
After speaking, Fang Tianbao spread out his slap and signaled that Guan Chuling still had to make up the money.
"Scoundrel, bastard! Since you have calculated so clearly. Then I'll tell you honestly, you'll have to give me a hundred back. Last Saturday, I was at the gas station and bought you two packs of soft Chinese ......" Fang Tianbao never thought that Guan Chuling actually remembered buying soft China. As soon as she said this, Fang Tianbao immediately scratched his head and was speechless.
Damn, I didn't expect that the stinky girls have a good memory.
“…… Oh, actually. What about the two packs of soft China you said, after opening them, I also smoked them for you. In other words, those two packs of soft China, you also participated in the consumption ......"
"Kill your grandma's fart! Fang Tianbao, Fang Tianbao, don't think I don't know. Every time, the soft China you fuck smoked for me is fake......" Guan Chuling said this, and Fang Tianbao could no longer refute it. That's right, Fang Tianbao thought that Guan Chuling couldn't smoke. Therefore, every time Guan Chuling asked him for cigarettes, Fang Tianbao was afraid of wasting, so he quietly smoked fake Chinese for her. Unexpectedly, she already knew about fake China.
“…… Well, you'll have to listen to me. The soft China I gave you, in fact, is not a 100% fake cigarette. The tobacco used in it is actually the tobacco from Hongta Mountain...... "What else did Fang Tianbao want to say, who expected, Guan Chuling snorted at him violently.
Then, with a "bang", the door closed. Guan Chuling kicked the accelerator, and the Audi car cried as soon as she rode the Hongchen concubine.
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"Damn, it's really a Mei Chaofeng ......" Fang Tianbao pulled the thousand yuan in his hand, stood in the wind, looked at the Audi car in the distance, and smiled bitterly. Just as he turned to leave, he suddenly found himself stepping on something.
When I looked down, it turned out to be an ID card. That's right, it's Guan Chuling's ID card. Damn, being rich is capricious, and even throwing away your ID card casually. Fang Tianbao thought to herself, the ID card must have been dropped from her wallet. Just now, when she gave the money, she was so angry that her hands were shaking.
Fang Tianbao picked up his ID card, and then wiped it with his hand. He turned his ID card over, and on the front, it was a beautiful ID photo of Chu Ling. Hey, that's fucking pretty......!
Fang Tianbao has never seen any girl's ID photo that can show that Guan Chuling is so good-looking. When he was about to put his ID card in his wallet and prepare to knock her again tomorrow, he was suddenly startled by Guan Chuling's ID number. The last digit of the ID number turned out to be "0918" Oh my God, her birthday turned out to be September 18th.
Damn, isn't it September 18th? That's right, when watching the news in the morning, Fang Tianbao also saw that activities were being held in various places to commemorate "918".
"Damn, could it be that Guan Chuling just wanted me to invite her to ice cream, did she want me to celebrate her birthday?" When Fang Tianbao thought about it, he couldn't help but feel a little stingy. Thinking about it again, his attitude towards Guan Chuling just now made him even more unforgivable in his heart.
A cool breeze blew, and a deep self-blame surged into Tianbao's heart. It shouldn't, it shouldn't be. Is it wrong for such a beautiful eldest lady, such a mayor's daughter, who celebrates a birthday and just wants to eat an ice cream?
The more Fang Tianbao thought about it, the more he felt that he was a bastard. While it was still early, he pulled his legs and ran to a flower shop on the opposite street.
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The female owner of the flower shop has a big black hemorrhoid on the corner of her mouth. When Fang Tianbao saw it, he knew that she was a profiteer. Sure enough, roses that were only sold for five yuan a rose on weekdays, and the proprietress saw that Fang Tianbao looked anxious, and immediately wanted to charge him fifteen yuan each.
Damn, fifteen roses one by one, Fang Tianbao held it in his arms, it felt like holding a bunch of corn stalks. Flowers are not like flowers, and leaves are not like leaves. It doesn't matter so much. Fifteen dollars a flower, a total of sixteen flowers. Fang Tianbao spent the largest amount of money in his life to a girl.
"Damn, just to celebrate your birthday, Lao Tzu's food expenses for a month are all in it......" Fang Tianbao muttered, and then counted the money one by one to the proprietress who had a matchmaker mole on the corner of her mouth.
"Young man, send flowers to my little sister, it's worth it. Maybe, she'll surprise you at night......" The proprietress with a matchmaker mole at the corner of her mouth twisted her waist and pouted her ass while talking. When Fang Tianbao saw it, he knew that she was a **.
"Okay, borrow your auspicious words, I'll send her flowers now, hopefully, she will let me bloom a flower for her at night......" When no one is around, Fang Tianbao likes to brag and fight. Fart.
"Hey, young man, if you really want to be inside...... "Unexpectedly, the proprietress who had a matchmaker mole at the corner of her mouth, as soon as she heard that Fang Tianbao wanted to bloom a girl's flower, her eyes immediately lit up. She took a step forward, leaned into Fang Tianbao's ear, and whispered: "Young man, if your girlfriend doesn't give it to you, you can come to your sister and ...... for two hundred yuan for the night."
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