"How much is this?" An old man in a white coat stood in front of me, stretched out two hands, three fingers on his left hand and a middle finger on his right hand, and asked me.

"Are you sick? Are you a fool to me? "I can't wait to pick up the fruit plate next to the hospital bed and smash it at the old man, is this guy my second?

"Okay, what's your name?" The white coat looked obscene, but it obviously pretended to be kind.

I finally couldn't bear it anymore, and said to the beautiful woman next to the white coat: "Sister Liu, who is this old thing?" By the way, are you here to see me? Is my brother Wang okay? Also, do you know where my mom is? ”

I still know this young woman, it is Sister Liu at the door of my house, this woman is born a thousand charming, delicate and exquisite, and she is a well-known beauty embryo in our building.

I wondered why my mom wasn't here. What is this beautiful young woman doing in my house? I shook my head vigorously and looked at it, and saw that there were no other beds in the room......

I had a headache, and I seemed to remember something, to be exact, just now.

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Hello everyone, my name is Zheng Yun, 25 years old this year, the standard four no youth, no money, no house, no car, no object, after graduating from college, I returned to my hometown and found a job with a salary of little and no less, because I was reluctant to spend money on renting a house, so I have been living in my parents' house.

Opposite my house is a young couple, the man's surname is Wang, young and promising, I heard that he is an expert in a human research center, and the woman's surname is Liu, beautiful and attractive, and she is a full-time wife at home.

Just now, I sat on the bus to go to work in the company, I fell asleep as soon as I got on the bus, and I don't know how long it took, the car suddenly became chaotic, I was awakened by the noise, and found that there were people quarreling in the bus, and all good citizens, I was immediately indignant, rubbed my eyes and looked curiously, and kept scolding in my heart: What the hell are you doing, what's the point of scolding and scolding?

After listening to it for a long time, I heard the reason for some things, it turned out that the middle-aged woman who had the upper hand in the scolding war thought that the man opposite her had secretly touched her buttocks, and kept scolding and scolding from the man's ancestors for eighteen generations, and kept emphasizing that the man must have some defects when he gave birth to children in the future, such as no excretory organs......

The man was not a quarrelsome contestant at first glance, and was scolded by the woman for more than an hour, but he didn't organize any sharp words, and after this back and forth, the man lowered his head and endured the woman's stormy accusations.

If, if there are not many people in the car, I must squeeze to the front to see the appearance of the man, in today's society, such a man is too damn superb.

Eighty percent saw that I was stretching my neck to see too hard, the girl sitting next to me suddenly happy, I turned my head to look, and found that this girl was twenty-one or twelve years old, with eyebrows and sideburns, red lips and white teeth, clear facial features, full of beautiful billets, how to look like a little white-collar worker, the girl covered her mouth and nose lightly, and said with a smile: "This big brother, you are so anxious, do you want to go up and touch it?" Or do you want to go up and play a hero to save the beauty? ”

I was still in a state of distraction, and I didn't know if I didn't wake up, or if I was in a trance, I sighed: "This eldest sister still has charm, and it is excellent to touch it, this eldest brother dares to leave a name for doing good deeds, and he is also a hero." ”

After speaking, I continued to look at the warring sides, but found that the atmosphere in the car was a little strange, originally, everyone was attentive to watch the excitement, and when they heard me come out with such a sentence, they all turned their eyes away, and even the bus driver nodded at me with admiration.

The man who had wielded the groping hand also turned his head and looked at me with a pained expression, and suddenly, I thought I had seen this man somewhere...... After pondering for a long time, I pondered the taste, isn't this my neighbor Brother Wang? Usually look at this kid wearing five people and six, I can't imagine doing such a thing, it seems, it's really unseemly, if I had known that he had this skill, I wouldn't have been in heat at the computer every day.

The people in the bus all looked at me with admiration, and even the bus driver looked at me with a cigarette in his hand and a smile...... I suddenly had a bad premonition, only to feel the young girl next to me suddenly shrink her neck, and then there was a shouting in the car, and my body flew out inexplicably...... After a whirlwind, I heard a loud bang, and I finally realized that there was a car accident!

When I woke up, I saw the beginning.

After thinking about what had happened, I decided that the old man in the white coat was most likely a doctor......

The old man in the white coat forced a smile, squeezed out your strong expression at me, and then made a color to Liu Meinu, there seemed to be something inside between the two, and in the blink of an eye, the two of them walked outside the ward.

I moved, fortunately, all the parts of the body can move, it seems that the car accident just now is not serious, but although it is not a big deal, but the pain is inevitable, I endured the pain, grinning and got out of bed, to be honest, I was very confused, according to my own accident, it is impossible for my parents not to be around? Could it be that the second elder heard that I had a car accident, and something happened when he couldn't stand the blow for a while?

I walked to the door with great difficulty, and was about to reach out to open the door, when suddenly, I heard the old man outside and Sister Liu arguing about something, I was curious, so I stuck on the door and eavesdropped.

"I know you're worried, but as you saw just now, he does have a problem." The voice was obscene, it was the old man just now, I listened while scolding the old man in my heart, you have a problem, your whole family has a problem.

"He doesn't seem to know you and me?" There was some anxiety in the gentle voice, and with the experience of countless midnight eavesdropping on the wall in the past two years, I concluded that it was the charming Sister Liu who spoke.

"His situation is too special, to be honest, I have been a doctor for 30 years, and I have never seen this situation, two years ago, when he sent it in, his head was like eight-treasure porridge, and it was a miracle that he survived." The old man seems to be talking about me? I was even more confused. What does he mean by two years?

"You said he wouldn't wake up in his life, but now he's still woken up?" Sister Liu had already begun to sob.

"Hey, it's hard for you, I can't confirm whether he is schizophrenia or post-traumatic brain trauma, you also saw it just now, it seems that he thinks he is another person. If you observe and observe, you really can't be transferred to a psychiatric department, and if you can't do it, you can only be sent to a psychiatric hospital. The old man sighed.

"Woo woo, why am I so miserable...... Dad, why do you think I'm involved in this kind of thing......

, it turns out that this old man is Sister Liu's father, such a lewd old man gave birth to such a beautiful girl, eighty percent of them are neighbors...... Wait, I feel like I'm ignoring something...... What does it mean to think you're someone else? What is schizophrenia?

A bad premonition rose to my heart again, and I couldn't continue eavesdropping, so I forced myself to move to the bathroom, where there was a mirror on the washbasin, and I was dumbfounded when I stood in front of the mirror.

I just feel as if I am back on the bus just now, the person in the mirror is looking at me blankly, if I am not crazy, then, the person in the mirror should be Brother Wang who was insulted by a middle-aged woman who was molested on the bus just now.

Well, I'll admit, I used to look weird, how to say it? I'm not a muscular man, I'm 175 tall and weigh 65 kilograms, and according to modern people, I'm also a little skinny, but I have a flaw...... The head is bigger, let's put it this way, I'm like the big-headed son in the cartoon, so I've always suspected that I grew up drinking melamine from milk when I was a child, otherwise, why would there be such an imbalance in appearance?

But the person in the mirror in front of me is the one I know what it means to be strong, in addition to having a better complexion, although my previous body is ugly, at least I haven't jumped out of the circle of primates, but this body surnamed Wang ...... More like a praying mantis...... Lean and lean, I really didn't see it before, I touched myself up and down, and found that the bones and skin of this surnamed Wang were all over his body, and even the flesh on his buttocks was not as much as the meat on my face before...... His daughter-in-law must not be able to cook......

Am I still me? I was a little dazed for a moment, but fortunately, I am a person who believes in science, and I remember a scientist who said, "I think, therefore I am."

So, I asked myself in my heart, which province in China produces beautiful women? Well...... All women are beauties.

Which country has the most seductive woman? Well...... Japanese women are the most seductive.

How much did my salary open last month? Well...... 1250。

It's me, and I've changed, but I can assure you that the soul in this shell is definitely me.

Well, I can't go on asking, I have to admit, it seems, I crossed over.

An inexplicable sadness and depression welled up in my heart, and I collapsed on the ground, it seemed that I needed to sigh a lot, but I didn't know where to remember.

Suddenly, I remembered another big thing, I couldn't continue to pose and think deeply, hurriedly ran back to the hospital bed, picked up the calendar card on the bedside table and looked at it, suddenly, I felt my young heart collapse again, the calendar card did not know which bastard bastard turned to June 6, 2016, and I clearly remember that my mother said a sentence before I got on the bus, today is May 8, 2014......

In my daze, Sister Liu led his old man in, probably didn't expect me to eavesdrop, Sister Liu's originally crying eyes were a little ruddy, but at first glance it didn't look like crying, it is estimated that this woman has just touched up her makeup, the bastard old man who wanted to send me to a mental hospital made a kind appearance again, and walked towards me with a smile after entering the house.

Before he could speak, I spoke first: "Dad, I was playing with you just now, I'm fine, let's go home first." ”

Laugh at me, am I stupid? My husband was treated in a mental hospital, and at least he knew who I was before I went in, and I went to see him half a year later and found that he didn't even know his mother......

(Pro,This book is mainly funny.,There's a little bit of my complaint.,I hope you support more.,The main thing about this book is to write a story of love and redemption.,But the little brother really doesn't want to write the story so dull.,If you have the patience to read it.,Or if there's any story.,You can contact me.。 ）