The next day, early in the morning, after Liu Fan came back from exercising with Chen Gang and the others, he immediately rushed to the dormitory to take a shower, changed into clean clothes, and stood in front of the mirror and fiddled around.

This is bitter Chen Gang, who was on the trumpet in the toilet, and he hummed a bubble of urine, not to mention how aggrieved Chen Gang was, so he shouted: "I said the third child, don't blow it, it makes me pee and pee." ”

"Okay, no problem." Liu Fan replied without replying, but within a minute, he hummed again, making Chen Gang so angry that he almost hit the wall, but fortunately, it didn't take too long to soak in urine, and it would be over in a while.

"Second brother, what's wrong with the third brother today, it seems to be in a good mood." Wang Shiren, who has been surfing the Internet in front of the computer, asked Zhang Yi.

"What else, when spring comes, the birds get up early and sing together." Zhang Yi, who was lying on the bed reading a magazine, said disdainfully.

"What spring, what birds, don't fix these vain things." At this time, Chen Gang also came over, and at this time, the fire of gossip in his heart was burning, and he shouted impatiently.

Seeing that the two of them were on the side, Zhang Yi also came to the spirit, immediately straightened up, leaned on the side of the bed, and said: "According to the experience of this great love saint for many years, the third child is now rippling in spring, do you see, he has gone to take a shower since he came back from exercise, and his clothes have been changed one after another, indicating that he has an important date today, the so-called woman is the one who pleases herself, this word also works on a man, just like a peacock opens the screen, when it wants to find a mate, it needs to show its feathers, to win the hearts of the female peacocks, so now you get the idea. ”

"The second brother is knowledgeable, and he can also get involved with livestock by soaking horses, this love saint is really not fake." Wang Shiren said with an exaggerated expression, in fact, this guy has already been poisoned by Zhang Yi, a pseudo-love saint.

Chen Gang also pretended to be sorry and said, "Alas! This kid is hopeless, but second, you still seem to be a virgin, why did you become a love saint. After speaking, he didn't aim at Zhang Yi's crotch.

As soon as he heard Chen Gang's words, Zhang Yi, who was still majestic, immediately withered, and regretted that he was not at the beginning, he had been boasting about how powerful he was in middle school, his girlfriend changed a few times a month, and he often regarded himself as a saint of love, the last time a few people went to drink, Zhang Yi spit out the truth after drinking, saying that he was still a little virgin, and as a result, Chen Gang has been laughing at him, of course, it is just a joke between friends, so now as long as he mentions this, he will wither.

Within a few minutes, Zhang Yi said unashamedly: "Sooner or later, I have to end this lonely sleepless eye and find a beautiful woman to warm the bed, you wait and see." ”

"Cut, you say this every time, but when you meet a beautiful woman, you don't dare to come forward to talk, and you are a saint, you are a 'theoretical emperor', when it comes to the big truth, you have no way." Chen Gang said again and again with contempt.

"Don't talk about me, you're not the same, a fresh and crispy chicken, we are half a catty and eight taels, and only the third child is the most promising to grow up among the four of us." Being despised and not fighting back is not Zhang Yi's character, so he is unforgiving, but he refutes Chen Gang, a big man.

Just as the two were arguing, a whimsical female voice rang from inside the room: "Official...... I'm going to...... Well, oh ......" As soon as this beautiful sound reached everyone's ears, it suddenly made people feel uneasy, and the four of them looked at each other, looking for prestige, but it was Liu Fan's "love to die" mobile phone ringing on the bed, and he didn't have to think about it to know that it was the second Zhang Yi who changed the call ringtone for him, and it was Liu Fan who glared at him angrily, but the latter made a grimace at him disapprovingly.

Liu Fan stepped forward to take down the phone, and saw that it was Ning Qi who was obedient, and then made a silent gesture to the other three, "shhh", the three of them nodded knowingly, and Liu Fan answered the phone and said softly: "Qiqi, you called so early, you are there now." ”

Ning Qi on the other side of the phone said: "Xiao Fanzi, I'm at the gate of your school, you come down quickly, I'll wait for you here." ”

"Well, okay, you wait a minute, I'll be right here." As soon as he finished speaking, Ning Qi hung up, and then Liu Fan looked up and saw Chen Gang and the three of them surrounding him, pricking up his ears to eavesdrop on the conversation between the two of them, and couldn't help but cry and laugh, so he asked, "What are you doing here?" ”

However, the three of them did not answer him, but looked at him with strange eyes, and then laughed in unison: "Little ...... Every...... Child! Ahaha......" And Zhang Yi and Chen Gang also pretended to model Liu Fan and Ning Qi's tone: "Qi Gege is auspicious!" ”

"Little Fanzi, let's go there tonight and have a good time."

"Of course, it's to find a room to talk about ideals, talk about life, study the human body, and do some things you love to do by the way."

"Then what are you waiting for, Xiao Fanzi, get up and go back to the palace."

"Scum......

"Ahaha......"

A Qing palace love drama was vividly interpreted by the two of them, and the actor laughed, but the actor smiled helplessly.

"You guys...... Ahem, in view of the rapid progress of the three of you in martial arts training recently, and you are eager to learn, I will add some new things to you from tomorrow morning, and add two five-pound sandbags to each person, which can also better improve your physical fitness, and you can learn as soon as possible, well, that's it. After Liu Fan was choked, he thought for a while, and then said with a serious face, he watched the performance of the two, and almost didn't get angry, but you have a good plan, I have a wall ladder, and then he came up with a way to block the two of them, and said: Help them improve their physical fitness, so that they can learn as soon as possible.

Sure enough, as soon as Liu Fan's words were finished, the three of them immediately obediently stopped laughing, looked at Liu Fan pitifully, and said, "Ah, it's going to be aggravated, this doesn't make people live, the third child, can you not add it." ”

In the past few days, the three of them have been exercising with Liu Fan, and they are tired like dead dogs every day, but fortunately, after coming back, Liu Fan helped them massage and recover their physical fitness, otherwise they really couldn't go to class, because they were living painfully and happily these days.

"Then it's up to you guys to perform." Liu Fan's words came into the ears of the three of them lightly, but it was like a heavenly sound, and then the three of them immediately swore that they would definitely behave well.

Immediately afterwards, a bunch of sycophants slapped at Liu Fan, what kind of martial arts are world-famous, handsome and chic, and so on, Zhang Yi even said that he would help Liu Fan wash all the little Nene, and finally said that Liu Fan had goosebumps all over his body, and he couldn't wait to sweep the three of them out with a broom, but unfortunately they didn't have this thing in the house, so Liu Fan could only flee the scene in defeat.

And with Liu Fan's defeat, the three of them couldn't help laughing, and said proudly: "Xiao'er, you dare to play conspiracy with your brother, if you can't kill you, you will have to be disgusted to death." ”