Chapter 7 Pollination
That's right, it's a toad with only three legs.
There are two legs in the front and only one in the back, and they grow under the buttocks, in the middle.
It was next to the bone, and when it saw the lid opened, it didn't leave, but just croaked, glanced at us, and then continued to remain motionless.
Everyone looked at the three-legged toad in the coffin in amazement, extremely shocked.
In our rural areas, as long as a young man fails to go on a blind date or divorces his wife, the old man will comfort him and say: Don't be afraid, isn't it just a woman, these three-legged toads are hard to find, and two-legged women are everywhere.
This is the hard-to-find three-legged toad in their mouths.
"Ahh Red Toad Rope Transport! Just as my eyes were fixed on the red three-legged toad inside the coffin, He Zhongtian shouted these words in surprise, it seemed that he knew this feng shui bureau.
Huang Million turned his head to look at him, but he didn't ask him, just turned his head to look at me and asked, "Mr. Li, what is this?" How could there be such a thing? ”
I examined the red three-legged toad in the coffin and muttered an explanation: "The red toad is transporting, blocking the wind and water." In less than ten years, there will be no children and grandchildren. ”
After listening to my words, Huang Million sighed, and his face was extremely blue!
I continued: "This Feng Shui Bureau should be ranked in the top ten among all Feng Shui academics! There are two kinds of three-legged toads, one is golden, and that is called a golden toad! If you can dig up the golden toad, then the descendants will definitely be rich and noble, because the golden toad does not live in the land of wealth. And the red one is just the opposite, the red toad sucks luck, it not only sucks the fortune of your family, but also releases it here, attracting thousands of mud worms. The thousands of mud worms that had just been underground three times were attracted by the luck released by this red toad. ”
"Good luck can make those animals be well nourished, and the appearance of thousands of mud insects has also caused the roots of the evergreen trees in front of the grave to be eroded, so we see that the evergreen trees are about to die."
After listening to my explanation, Huang Million suddenly realized.
However, he was more puzzled and annoyed: "How can this be, who gave our family such a feng shui deadlock?" I, Huang, have always done things above board, and I really don't know who I have offended. ”
The most terrifying thing is that until now, Huang Million doesn't know who he has offended.
After a moment of annoyance, he hurriedly said to me, "Mr. Li, what should we do now?" Kill this red toad? ”
I shook my head and said, "It's definitely useless to kill it, you need to let it go on its own!" Only when it leaves on its own will everything be fine in your family. If you kill it inside, within a year, all of your family will surely die. ”
Huang Million was frightened by my words again, and he hurriedly shouted, "Then what should I do? ”
I said to Huang Million: "Don't worry, take out the twenty-four red paper long coins and the three yellow paper long coins I just prepared." Only by inviting it away can the Huang family sit back and relax. ”
Huang Yiyi heard my words, like a little follower, and hurriedly ran into the car and took out the red paper long money and yellow paper long money I had just asked them to prepare.
I first burned three yellow paper coins in front of the tombstone, and then took the red paper coins to the freshly dug grave pit and lit them. I threw the red paper money directly into the tomb, and as I threw it in, I said: "The three strange suns, moons and stars in the sky are terrifying through the heavens." Twenty-four red coins arrived, and the evil went non-stop. All bad luck will be taken away, and it will not return to this pit for 10,000 years! Break! ”
With my last broken shout, my last red paper coin was burned!
After the red money was burned, I saw that the three-legged toad suddenly croaked, and then I saw it jump out of the grave. This jump jumped out of a distance of about ten meters.
The red toad jumps, and the ten meters scream! Immediately afterward, it barked and jumped out of our field of vision. After a few minutes, the cry was gone, and so was the three-legged toad.
Seeing it go, I can finally breathe a long sigh of relief in my heart, this matter is finished! There were a few hiccups along the way, but everything was exactly as it was written in the book.
"Close the coffin, and fill the grave again!" I instructed Huang Million.
However, at this moment, He Zhongtian couldn't hold it anymore! He muttered to himself, "No, impossible, impossible, it's too strange, this thing is too strange." ”
After muttering to himself, he suddenly raised his hand and pointed at me and said, "It's him!" It must be his Feng Shui Bureau! ”
He Zhongtian is like a vicious dog at the moment, wanting to bite me to death with one mouth!
Hearing He Zhongtian's words, the Huang family's brows couldn't help but frown and look at me.
It baffled me, but I kept my composure! Although he was wronged and panicked, the most basic composure is to keep it.
"Mr. He, what do you mean by that?" Huang Million asked in a slightly unhappy tone.
He Zhongtian said: "Feng Shui is not a matter of studying for ten or eight years. If you want to truly learn Feng Shui, you must have at least 20 years of skill. This guy looks so old, less than twenty years old, I don't believe he has been learning Feng Shui since his mother's womb. Such feng shui was put under the feng shui bureau, and even I didn't see it, how could he see it. ”
"So, I'm sure he's the one who went down to the Feng Shui Bureau! The reason why he did this was to gain a reputation in the occult world. You think, this feng shui was arranged by my master, even if my master has been dead for many years, his reputation in the occult world is still there. There was a problem with the feng shui arranged by my master, and he solved it, and as soon as this matter got out, he would definitely explode. ”
After listening to He Zhongtian's words, Chen Million's brows couldn't help but twist into a Sichuan character.
"Huang Lao, this guy has bad intentions! I vouch for my life, he must be the one who gave your family a feng shui bureau. ”
I sneered and said, "Mr. He, it's a shame that you are Mr. Zuhe's apprentice, but I didn't expect you to say this!" If you don't understand something, don't you allow others to understand it? I think you're contradicting yourself. As you said just now, Feng Shui doesn't have 20 years of skill, and it's not called ability. Now that you say that I have given the Huang family a feng shui bureau, isn't it a contradiction in what you say? ”
"Elder Huang, I only came here from a far away countryside half a month ago, and I don't know anything about your family! If you don't believe me, you can look it up! Neither me, nor my grandfather, had ever been to this place. ”
When He Zhongtian heard me say that, he immediately quibbled: "It's not you, it's your grandfather!" It must be your grandfather's feng shui spell that you will solve and thus establish your reputation. ”
"Enough! He Zhongtian. Huang Million finally couldn't help it: "You don't talk about it here!" For the sake of your master's face, now, please leave me, you have to talk nonsense again, don't blame me for turning my face and not recognizing people. ”