Seeing that Lu Tianyu, Hu Xiao, and Boss Guan were all curious, Officer Zhao described the whole incident in detail.

At half past four in the afternoon, 120 received a call from the police, saying that a man in the downtown area was crazy and asked them to send someone to take a look.

After Officer Zhao received the order from the 120 command center, he immediately drove straight to the downtown area with his companions.

It took a lot of effort for Officer Zhao and his companions to squeeze into the crowd, and the scene in front of them surprised these well-informed policemen Shu Huang.

A naked man, holding a telephone pole in both hands, twisted his waist and crotch, and threw a few winks at the crowd around him from time to time, which caused a scream and vomited a whole person.

Seeing that there were more and more people watching, the man seemed to be even more excited, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, he actually took off the big pants on his lower body, and threw them into the air, revealing a pair of briefs inside, and there was actually a portrait of Teacher Cang on it.

Seeing this scene, Officer Zhao's nose was crooked, "What kind of plane are you doing, you actually danced pole dancing here, this is a kind of performance art?" Or do you want to replace Wang Da Singer in the headlines? ”

Although Officer Zhao is a question mark, he understands that the man's behavior is undoubtedly a violation of public order regulations, and he must stop it quickly, otherwise, the more and more people will be around, and it will not cause traffic jams.

Thinking of this, he strode forward. Walked straight up to the man, raised his voice, and said loudly, "Hey." What are you doing here? Please stop this indecent behavior immediately. ”

At this moment, things suddenly changed, and there was an unexpected big turn.

Seeing that the police were coming, the man suddenly stopped the "bewitching" pole dance, plopped, and knelt in front of Officer Zhao, and kept saying, "Comrade police." Compassionate, comrade policeman, I am guilty, I should not have stolen from others. I am guilty, please forgive me......"

Hearing this, Officer Zhao was shocked, he never expected it. The man in front of him looked a little crazy. is still a thief, so the nature of the case immediately changed, not only involving civil liability, but also criminal liability, which is much more serious.

Officer Zhao and others hurriedly took the man back to the police station and began to interrogate. However, there seems to be something wrong with the man's spirit. The answer to the question is reversed, and the preface does not match the afterword. It took a lot of effort for Officer Zhao to ask him about the facts of his crime.

At the same time, stolen items such as mobile phones, wallets, and laptops were also found in the man's satchel, and the evidence was conclusive.

Just when Officer Zhao was about to call the Sunshine Coast Hotel and ask them if there had been any theft, Lu Tianyu and Hu Xiao also reported the case, so Officer Zhao directly found Lu and Hu and asked them to come over to claim the lost property.

After listening to Officer Zhao's description, Lu Tianyu and Hu Xiao glanced at each other, and both of them were shocked, ", this plot is too bizarre, after the thief stole something, he actually took the initiative to turn himself in again, this is too weird, could it be that this guy is actually a female ghost under the blue sky and white sun?" ”

"Officer Zhao, is that thief really insane?" Lu Tianyu asked.

"We don't know this very well, tomorrow we are going to invite experts to come over to identify it, no matter what, no matter how this kid pretends to be crazy and stupid, he can't escape the punishment of the law." Officer Zhao said with a righteous face.

"Officer Zhao, I still have a question, why did that thief voluntarily turn himself in?" Lu Tianyu asked again.

"To be honest, we don't know. As far as the case as a whole is concerned, there are many suspicious points, and we need to interrogate them further. Okay, if you're all right, let's go, and I'll call you if anything happens. ”

"Okay, thank you, Officer Zhao." Lu Tianyu and Hu Xiao said in unison.

Out of the police station, the two of them sat in the boss's car and returned to the hotel the same way, which was really a false alarm.

In the car, Lu Tianyu looked at the lost Xiaoqiang in his hand, and the excitement in his heart can be imagined.

Although it is not very clear why the thief suddenly went crazy, Lu Tianyu guessed in his heart that there was a chance that this was the ghost of Little Pea.

Next, he had a simple chat with Little Pea, and that was exactly what happened.

"Little Pea, why did that thief suddenly go crazy?"

"Brother Lu, are you a little professional, then don't go crazy, that's called acute transient mental disorder, a very popular word now!" Through Xiaoqiang's screen, Little Pea said very much.

"I'll it, you know this, little pea, you really keep up with the times!" Lu Tianyu was also drunk.

"Of course, do you think that I sleep every day except sleeping, in fact, I am exposing all kinds of current affairs in the world, such as the arrest of private equity boss Xu Xiang, the Russian plane crash, etc., I know everything."

"Okay, little pea, I know you can, let's talk about the thief's acute transient mental disorder, what the hell is going on?"

"This is actually very simple, I was lying comfortably on the bed at the time, reading the French version of "Playboy" just released today, and suddenly, a strange human biological information came into my mind, which suddenly scared me, I quickly got up and looked,, Xiaoqiang was actually in a strange man's bag, I immediately started my brain, carried out high-intensity trillion-level calculations, and finally came to a conclusion, Xiaoqiang was stolen."

"Brother Lu, you must know that Xiaoqiang is my home, and you are the head of the household, how can a family change the head of the household at will? So, I decided to fight back, I must not succumb to the power of the thief. ”

"At this point, I decided to use a secret weapon, one that I had never used before. The academic name of this secret weapon is very long, Brother Lu, I guess you don't know it, so I'll call it interference brain waves. ”

"Under the effect of my powerful interference brain waves, although the thief was very determined and tenacious, he was defeated in the end, and he had auditory hallucinations, and then he took the initiative to enter the police station."

After reading Little Pea's rambling narration, Lu Tianyu couldn't cry or laugh. He really didn't expect that today's little pea has actually become a master of storytelling, and what was originally a very simple thing from the mouth of this little elf has turned into a thrilling story, making it seem to be very great.

Little pea, it's really getting naughty and naughty. (To be continued......)

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