Chapter 400: Playing as a Monkey
Zhou Xing came to the suburbs according to the instructions of the Grim Reaper, parked the car on the side of the road, and wanted to pick up his mobile phone to call the Grim Reaper several times, but after thinking about it, he still forgot it. Through the contact on the phone just now, Zhou Xing felt that the Grim Reaper was a perverted guy, he said that if you wait for him to call, you have to wait for him to call obediently, so that he will be happy, if you take the initiative to call the phone without authorization, maybe this guy will do something out of the ordinary as soon as his head is short-circuited.
After more than ten minutes, the Grim Reaper finally called: "Hey, Mr. Zhou, you must have arrived in the suburbs, haven't you?" ”
Zhou Xing said: "Yes, may I ask what I should do next?" ”
"Hehe......" Death smiled, it seemed that he was in a very good mood, and said: "Next, please Mr. Zhou, you go back the way you came, and then you will see a hotel called 'Jinhui', where you can wait for my news." Don't call me without permission, I hate calling me from people I don't know. With that, he hung up the phone.
"!" Zhou Xing slammed his newly bought mobile phone on the co-pilot's seat and burst into foul language. Obviously, the Grim Reaper was playing with himself and treating himself as a monkey, but now Zhou Xing had no choice but to let the Grim Reaper play himself like a monkey.
Zhou Xing started the car, turned around, and was about to return, when Jiang Feng sent a message asking where Zhou Xing was? The Grim Reaper had no indication of the next step.
Zhou Xing sent the message that the Grim Reaper wanted to return along the road to Jiang Feng, and after a while, Jiang Feng's reply came. Zhou Xing was about to read the content of Jiang Feng's reply, when the Grim Reaper suddenly called. But just when Zhou Xing was about to pick it up, he hung up.
It seems that this is another test of death to see if he is talking to someone. Damn, what a cunning fox.
After Zhou Xing scolded, he checked the message sent by Jiang Feng, only to see that it read: "Brother, the Grim Reaper must be playing tricks on you, and when he makes you tired, he will tell you where he really wants you to go." Because by that time, your mental and physical strength will not be as good as before, and in this way, it will be much easier to deal with you. ”
I have to say that Jiang Feng usually looks like a braggart person, but once he gets down to business, this guy is not ambiguous at all. Last time, he said that the Grim Reaper would call, and sure enough, the Grim Reaper called, and something almost happened. This time, he analyzed that the Grim Reaper wanted to take the opportunity to exhaust himself, and Zhou Xing thought about it afterwards, it was indeed the case.
Any normal person, who is still being played as a monkey by the other party when he is worried, will be tired like a dead dog in the end.
However, even if the god of death is the reincarnation of Zhuge Liang, he can't be regarded as having a ball of energy in Zhou Xing's dantian, even if the god of death himself is tired, Zhou Xing is estimated to be still in good spirits.
Subsequently, Jiang Feng sent another message, which read: Brother, it seems that this god of death is cunning and big, you have to be more careful yourself, I will always follow you.
On the way to the destination that the Grim Reaper said, the Grim Reaper called several more times, and each time he hung up after two rings, purely a harassing call.
After arriving at the "Golden Glow" hotel mentioned by the Grim Reaper, Zhou Xing parked the car on the side of the road and waited for the Grim Reaper's call, because he knew that when the Grim Reaper came, he would call and tell him to go to another place.
Sure enough, within a few minutes, the Grim Reaper's call came, "Mr. Zhou, have you arrived at the 'Jinhui' Hotel?" ”
"Here we are." Zhou Xing replied. The Grim Reaper said, "Okay, Mr. Zhou, please drive back to the suburbs the same way you were." ”
Zhou Xing knew that this was the result, but on the surface, he pretended to be a little angry and said, "Didn't you treat me like a monkey?" ”
Zhou Xing pretended to be angry, just to paralyze the god of death and make the god of death mistakenly think that Zhou Xing was a person who was prone to anger. On the contrary, the Grim Reaper will only think that you Zhou Xing is too calm person, so his vigilance against you will be greatly improved.
Hearing Zhou Xing's anger, the Grim Reaper did not get angry, but said with a smile: "Mr. Zhou, don't be angry, I don't treat you as a monkey, I'm thinking about my own safety, and I ask Mr. Zhou for you to be wronged again." ”
"Alright! But you also have to know that everyone's patience is limited. Zhou Xing said indignantly.
"Hehe......" Death laughed and said, "Of course I know this." ”
After hanging up the phone, Zhou Xing sent a message to Jiang Feng. Then I received a reply from Jiang Feng, which read: "According to my guess, the Grim Reaper is near here, and he will definitely torture you until midnight." In that case, then I'll take a rest first and take care of my spirit to protect you. ”
Seeing this text message, Zhou Xing really couldn't cry or laugh, and he was really speechless for Jiang Feng. I've seen shameless, I've never seen such shameless, this guy clearly wants to go to sleep, and he took out a high hat to protect himself.
However, Jiang Feng's analysis still makes sense, the purpose of the Grim Reaper tossing himself back and forth like this is to make himself tired, and not tossing himself until midnight, which is unreasonable.
And in the middle of the night, when it is the most sleepy, people's nerves will naturally relax, and it is the best choice to shoot at this time.
Being tossed back and forth by the Grim Reaper, Zhou Xing's car ran out of gas, but fortunately, it is convenient to refuel now, and after filling up the car, Zhou Xing drove the car to the original place, and then sat in the car anxiously waiting for the call of the Grim Reaper.
It didn't take long for the call from the Grim Reaper to come, Zhou Xing picked up the phone and pressed the answer button and said, "I've arrived at my destination now, you won't tell me to drive the car back again, right?" ”
The Grim Reaper smiled and said, "Congratulations, Mr. Zhou, you got it right, but there is no reward." ”
"Grass! ** is to play Lao Tzu as a monkey. Zhou Xing pretended to be very angry and scolded.
The Grim Reaper heard Zhou Xing's foul mouth, and his tone began to be cold: "Mr. Zhou, I hope you can figure it out, now that your woman is in my hands, you don't have any right to negotiate with me, you can only do what I say." If one of me is unhappy, your woman may disappear from this world. ”
"If you dare to touch my woman, you can try it." Zhou Xing roared angrily.
"Hehe...... "Death laughed coldly: "Mr. Zhou, do you think I dare?" ”
After hesitating for a moment, Zhou Xing pretended to be soft, sighed and said, "Okay, I lost, you can do whatever you like." ”
"That's right, I like to trade with good-natured people." The Grim Reaper said in a strange voice.
"I want to hear my woman's voice, can I?" Zhou Xing was really afraid of what the god of death would do to Xiao Wei.
The Grim Reaper readily agreed: "This is no problem at all. Then, Zhou Xing heard Xiao Wei's voice on the other end of the phone: "Zhou Xing, don't worry about me, he has already set a trap waiting for you, don't care about me......"
Hearing Xiao Wei's voice, Zhou Xing was also relieved, which proved that Xiao Wei had not been harmed by death at present.
"You are my woman, how could I leave you alone? Even if there is a mountain of swords and a sea of fire in front of me, I will not abandon you. Zhou Xing said this to make the Grim Reaper believe that Xiao Wei was his own woman. If the Grim Reaper learns that Xiao Wei and himself are just good friends, then the Grim Reaper will look at it with his own values. felt that Zhou Xing was not trying to save Xiao Wei this time, but to deal with himself. In that case, it is very likely that the Grim Reaper will kill Xiao Wei.