Chapter 62: Dad Wu is angry

It was already night when Chutian woke up, and when he opened his eyes dimly, Chutian saw many people, including Wu's father's family, as well as Ren Jian, Qian Hao and Li Mingqiang from Mingqiang Pet Center, standing next to Li Mingqiang, Chutian also saw the figure of Yuan Mingqing shrinking behind.

Milk wakes up!

The family, including Li Mingqiang, scratched and scratched, especially the guy in the Yuan Ming and Qing Dynasties, when he saw Chu Tian getting up, it was like seeing his father, touching the crab shell, sighing, stroking the crab claws, sighing, and then touching the crab belly, sighing, after touching his mouth, he was reluctant to make a pitiful word: "Milk, milk, you finally woke up, 555." ”

Stretching out the crab claw, one paw was inserted into the back of Ren Jian's cheap hand, his hand shrank, and a mark more than ten centimeters long shone under the light, revealing a faint bloodshot in the skin.

The milk is fine!

Ren Jian didn't get angry, but was very happy.

Then Qian Hao also took a long breath, stretched out a hand to Chu Tian and said, "Milk, you can also catch me and try it, and see if the strength is still there." ”

scratch

Chu Tian was baffled by a group of neurotics, listening to their tone as if he was going to die, but he would be very comfortable, from yesterday to now, Chu Tian felt that this was the most comfortable sleep he had since he became a crab, but what kind of expression did these people have!

After Li Mingqiang finished packing up a syringe and a pinch of cotton that were placed less than a meter away from him, he left.

Then, Ren Jian, Qian Hao and Yuan Mingqing left one after another.

After all the outsiders were gone, Mother Wu took out a bowl of yellow soup that had been cooled from the kitchen, put it to her mouth, blew it and handed it to Chu Tian: "This is the ginseng soup that Officer Qian Hao sent you, drink it, don't waste it!" ”

Chu Tian nodded and tested the temperature with his paws, just right.

At more than 10 o'clock in the evening, Wu Mengling's room and Wu Mengting's room turned off the lights one after another, Wu Dad came out and asked if there was anything wrong and then turned off the lights in the room, and when the entire Wu Dad's villa was dark, the crab boss moved out of the nest and asked one by one what fun things were there, Chu Tian held his head, thought about it and didn't answer these guys who love to mischievous everywhere at night, but came to Wu Dad's study, the parrot in the study was already asleep, and the sparrows in its cage were also dozing, pick up one' The goblin ate the melon seeds that had been missed during the day, and smashed it on the goblin's head from the window of the study, and the goblin immediately flapped his wings and woke up.

"Come to crab ~ is ~ cow ~ milk?" The 'goblin' used the Peking Opera call it didn't know where it learned, and made a literati shake a fan.

Turn on the computer

Interrupting the evil taste of the 'goblin', Chutian used the Moss code to tell the 'goblin' what he meant.

The goblin pulled the latch on the outside of the cage and flew out of the cage with a bang, it first flew to the door of Wu's father's room, glanced inside from the crack in the door, and then flew to the desk in the study to place the laptop, plugged in the electricity, and broke the computer screen in one go.

"Come to Crab, can you have a song with me?"

Get lost!

Chu Tian kicked away the 'goblin' and let the bird roll away, the 'goblin' this thing loves to send people crazy when he sees people, and when he sees cats, he likes to send crabs to the wind, and he doesn't know what to think all day long, and he is crazy when there is any wind.

The 'goblin' was kicked aside and didn't get angry, flew directly into the birdcage, grabbed the sparrow that was sleeping soundly and sang to its ear: "Ah~ah~Ah, five rings, you have one more ring than the fourth ring......"

Turn on the computer, Chu Tian used the crab claw to press and hold the letters on the notebook to enter the things about crabs and beer one by one, the computer only shows that beer and crabs cannot be eaten together, because crabs and beer are yin, and together they will produce a lot of uric acid, causing gout, to change the way of thinking, that is to say, crabs and beer belong to the same nature, human beings can't put them together, what about the crabs themselves? When the crab drinks beer, will it be the same as the legendary flower chicken, 1+1 produces the effect of equal to two?

No one has tried it before, and Baidu does not show it on it, the only thing he knows now is that he is indescribably relaxed at the moment, his head is unprecedentedly clear, and his whole body has inexhaustible strength, if such a state is placed in the role of the game, Chutian's evaluation of himself is perfect!

breathe

Even breathing with a series of foam on the ground, Chu Tian slowly crawled away from the computer, before climbing away, Chu Tian looked up, the cheap parrot, quickly jumped out of the cage, turned off the computer, before closing it also whispered in its sharp voice: "Jun ~ go slowly, come back next time!" ”

As soon as he climbed to the stairs leading to the first floor on the second floor, Chu Tian fell straight down the steps with a hindrance, and rolled several times in a row.

Can't sleep at night, Chu Tian climbed out of the house and came to the only grocery store in the community, when the grocery store slept at night, it was pulled up with a roller shutter door, no one lived inside, after the roller shutter door and the gate were locked, there was a small gap, the size of an adult's finger, Chu Tian put his body against the wall and tried it, just enough to reluctantly stuff his body in.

rush

Chu Tian made a sprinting motion, then pressed his body against the wall, pressed hard, and pressed against the hard crab shell, and with one force, his whole body entered the grocery store.

There are a total of 5 rows of shelves in the grocery store, there are a lot of things in it, very complete, up to the kitchen utensils, down to eating, drinking, and Lazar, here is not so much a grocery store, but rather a small supermarket, the owner of the supermarket is a distant relative of a manager of the real estate dealer, because he is not worried about the rent, so the items here are almost as expensive as the prices in the supermarket outside, Chutian shook the crab claws, his eyes swept to the shelves dedicated to beer, there are many kinds of beer on the shelves, Budweiser, Libo, Suntory and Qingdao, Heineken and so on, crawling along one end of the shelf to the shelf, Chutian tried the beer on the shelf, the beer in the cans weighed about the same, very heavy, with Chutian's current ability, he couldn't get a bottle with all his strength.

Opening the locked window at the back door of the supermarket, Chu Tian went back to the house and cleaned up the 'goblin', once the parrots arrived at night, their sense of direction was particularly poor, but Chu Tian didn't care, if it was so far away, it could run away, then wait until the next morning to come back!

The 'goblin' was fooled by Chu Tian and said that he wanted to go out, he was very happy, he didn't sleep and flapped his wings, grabbed Chu Tian with one hand, came to the grocery store in the community, and got into the supermarket, the supermarket was pitch black, the goblin just came in and the whole bird flew around like weightlessness, fortunately, Chu Tian was prepared, grabbed its eggs and told it to shut up, so as to avoid the danger of the supermarket being messed up, from the place where the supermarket placed the bag, pulled a convenient bag, put a bottle of Budweiser and a bottle of Heineken in the convenient bag, Chu Tian tried to make it fly, 'Fairy' usually does not show the mountain and water, but he can pick up things, and he does not look difficult at all, grabbing the bag, the goblin fluttered a few times and flew out of the supermarket, and when he left, Chu Tian specially closed the window of the supermarket, and then locked it and came out of the main entrance.

Patting the dust on his body, Chu Tian shook his legs and whispered: "Boss, I'm asking for a little interest for the cat who has been hacked by your family, don't think about jumping off the building!" ”

After speaking, Chu Tian jumped up and jumped onto the bag that flew less than a meter high, and the bag was caught in a gap, but it was safe for the time being.

Back home, Chu Tian couldn't wait to open a bottle of beer, and then the remaining bottle of beer was hidden, after the beer was opened, Chu Tian poured a plate full of beer into the crab boss's plate, and the crab boss who smelled the aroma of wine immediately got up from the state of sleeping with his head covered, and drank it with a grunt, Chu Tian was just about to drink, and the plate had been dried up by them, and even the SB parrot had secretly drank several sips between the gaps.

Bump, snap

The crab boss is very weak in their drinking, and the parrots are the same, they who have never drunk beer drank a little tightly, and then fell to the ground one by one, Chu Tian smiled, tasted a few sips with satisfaction, and drank it in a big gulp, this drink, directly drank until unconscious.

The next day, Wu Mengting, who had started the earliest, had already smelled the smell of beer in the hall before she came downstairs, and her eyes were staring at the beer that had fallen to the ground and spilled out next to Chu Tian, and at the same time glanced at the five crabs and a parrot that were scattered around the beer saucer and turned their bellies.

Dad, help!

Wu's father and Wu's mother were awakened by Wu Mengting's knock on the door, and when they came out to take a look, at the same time, at the same time, Wu's father pinched Chu Tian, who was as soft as a dead crab as yesterday, and sighed: "This crab, drink again!" With that, Dad Wu asked Dad Wu to get a broom to get the beer next to Chu Tian and open the door of the villa.

At this time, it was only a little more than 6 o'clock, Wu's father glanced at the alarm clock in the house, put on a dress, didn't care about the newspaper in the mailbox at the door of the house, and moved directly to the BMW.

After waiting for a while, Dad Wu took out some hot soy milk from the car and handed it to Mother Wu to ask Mother Wu to open it and give a few crabs and parrots to the family.

This time Chutian was woken up by the heat, and when he woke up, he saw himself soaked in hot soy milk, and a clever person jumped out with one foot on the edge of the saucer, and the saucer fell to the ground in response.

Milk!

Dad Wu's voice came from behind the newspaper in his hand, Chu Tian, who had a stiff face, glanced at the parrots and the four crabs that were put down around him, and his heart was finished, he was only concerned about drinking beer to verify something, but he forgot to remind the parrots to drink less, he was a crab, Chu Tian was not worried about the crab boss, Chu Tian was worried about not knowing if the parrot in front of him was okay.

After a few mouthfuls of foam, Chu Tian came to Dad Wu and lowered his head.

Dad Wu took off the presbyopia tied to his head, grabbed Chu Tian's crab shell with one hand, and said with a smile: "Yes, now I can even drink beer!" ”

Chutian "......"

What answered Dad Wu was a mouthful of spit, and Dad Wu was not in a hurry to continue: "If anything happens to the 'goblin', I will divide your five horses into corpses, you harmful spirit!" After speaking, Dad Wu threw Chutian to his original position, and with a snap, Wu Mengting, who had just come out of the bathroom to wash her face, shook her body, she knew that Dad Wu was a little angry today, Dad Wu was angry last time, it was not called angry, and now he is showing a smiling tiger state, which is really angry, generally in this case, some people will be unlucky!

As soon as Wu Mengting thought of this, she saw Dad Wu take out the phone from his pocket, and within less than a second of the phone connection, Dad Wu spoke: "Nie Yushu, you are paralyzed, Lao Tzu is gone!" Force, force! ”