Section 62 Molesting the witch and her godfather
Kawashima Nanisu sighed to himself that his luck was not good, he was originally doing intelligence work in the capital, and by the way, he could also go to various yamen and deep house compounds to fight the autumn breeze, what an easy and pleasant job, and for a while, he followed the unlucky children of the Fifth Division to chase down what "boxers who stole a lot of gold and silver", now it's okay, take a brigade, and if you don't get it, you will have your own life. Fortunately, he didn't wear a military uniform, probably these Qing slaves would not embarrass his life, at most extort some ransom, so that people can get out by sending some money from the capital, Kawashima Naniwa didn't know that the good reputation of his goddaughter in later generations was remembered, and this time he was unlucky.
Not to mention the unlucky boy Kawashima-kun who was imprisoned in the cellar for the time being, and said that the remnants of the first squadron who escaped couldn't wait for the left and couldn't wait for the right, and the sky was bright and he didn't see His Excellency the captain return triumphantly, and Jun Cao didn't dare to slack off, so he picked two wounded soldiers with sharp legs and feet and hired a donkey cart for his three people and went to the capital. You said when the devils were so well-behaved, isn't it that there are only a dozen or so devils left, and most of them are colored, and the captain of Qinggu didn't convey the rules that you can not pretend to be civilized people to these left-behind children, so one or two of them have become good babies. It is said that the car money of this small nose is paid for with a silver ingot of one and a half taels, which is eight times more expensive than usual, if it is in the future generations, it will be said that "bullying and dominating the market, forgetting righteousness for profit, humiliating the national character, and the country will not be a country", but Liu Siye said, the little nose politely invited us to take a trip, and he did not give a small ingot without a counteroffer, we thought this was an international practice. Without further ado, this military cao and two wounded soldiers finally found the 21st wing headquarters and reported it level by level, but the wing captain Kawasaki Hidemi was so angry that he almost chopped this unlucky military cao alive, and there was no way to say that more than 1,000 people were lost alive and no one died or corpse.
Kawasaki Osa had no choice but to let the Second Brigade be stationed in Tunjingxi, and personally led the Third Infantry Brigade, the direct team, the artillery squadron and a cavalry squad assigned to the 21st Wing to find the First Brigade together. He was riding on the ocean horse with a gloomy look on his face, and the staff guards around him saw that the wing commander's face was not good, and no one wanted to snuggle up, which just made Kawasaki stand out. The old Tang of the guidance team with the Carl Zeiss rangefinder was intently counting his flowers, "two cents and three", he turned back and asked the captain squatting in the tunnel, "What is it?" ”
"Outer door, Da Zuo, did you just look at Miss Du's thighs again when you were in class? This is all asked, it must be the superior of the unlucky team, the captain of the 21st Wing, who beat people and children, and the adults of his family are not allowed to come to the field. The captain didn't pay attention to him, "Go, Xiao Maozi, tell the Seven Musketeers that they have come to trade, and when they pass the corner, they will first beat the one who rides the white horse and burn the bun, he thinks he is Tang Seng." ”
"Bang" Kawasaki's shoulder soared out of a bloody arrow, and Tsukamoto Nakasa of the third brigade happened to walk side by side, took out the map and was comparing it, and was coldly sprayed with blood, so Kawasaki Osa and Tsukamoto Nakasa fell down the horse with a bang, which was busy with the staff officers and guards on both sides. Depending on the situation, Tsukamoto's face was bloody, as if he had hung up. But the monkey trembled and grabbed Kawasaki Osa and wanted to bandage Osa Osaki, Kawasaki looked dazed, as if he couldn't accept the fact that he was hit.
"Okay, blind man, two birds with one shot," the second of the Seven Musketeers looked at it from the binoculars, "but I didn't step on one." People are all together, let's talk nonsense. "Don't forget to put the little tree next to you. Lao Wuqi hammered the butt of the gun, as soon as he made a move, he knew that the crosswind had changed, and this shot must not come, and sure enough, he injured one.
A second lieutenant of "Baga" found a fallen tree, and "the bandits are on the mountain, and Bald Si Gege" led his team to catch up. The deputy of the wing also stood up in time, distributed troops, and sent two squads to pursue, while the other troops continued to advance along the official road. If he knew what gifts the bad boys had prepared for the guidance team, he wouldn't have moved forward if he was killed.
So, along the way, the sound of babbling was endless. A mine for a while, a cold gun for a while, through the woods will be suddenly exploded trees all over the face of flowers, wading through the weeds actually buried hundreds of rusty iron nails, the most infuriating is in a mountain road, although the advance sent sharp soldiers to occupy the high ground on both sides, but who would have thought that the cattle on fire behind the two buttocks would suddenly come out of the cowshed on the side of the road, impartially rushed to the army column, and there was a period of chaos, although the cattle who were shot dozens of times were martyred heroically, solving the problem of the little nose dinner, However, from the captain to the private, more than 50 fell in a daze, and the camp was full of wounded soldiers after half a day of marching, which made the deputy of the wing dumbfounded. The soldier who followed the return trip and a senior soldier who injured his arm looked at each other, "Come on, it's those ghosts in beggar clothes again, it's the same as what happened to my squadron the morning before yesterday." ”
After a day trip to purgatory, the third brigade finally arrived at the outskirts of Yulin Fort, and the cavalry team that had just lost 5 horses also went out to reconnoitre. The Japanese army who tossed for a day really had no strength to advance, although the Qing people fled, but it was better to have a room to sleep in than to sleep in the open, Yulin Fort became a large barracks, and the Japanese army assigned open and dark sentry posts, occupied the commanding heights, and searched the houses in the fort. After a toss, the aroma of beef made the hungry Japanese soldiers slow down the work at hand, and the deputy of the wing, who had a full meal of boiled beef and beef offal soup, arranged the captain of the Kawasaki wing, who was wounded by a gunshot, and the captain of the Tsukamoto, who was injured by the fall, to be said to be the most pleasing to the eye. And he himself found a place across the courtyard next to him, but he was very puzzled by the candle oil all over the ground and the water stains on a wall, and he really didn't understand what the Qing people were doing.
If the deputy of the wing could see what happened to Kawashima Naniwa in this room last night, he would not dare to spend the night in this room.
At this time, Kawashima Naniwa was dressed in green clothes and dressed as a eunuch and ran along the official road outside Huailai County, with an iron chain tied to his neck and a mule with luggage, and his hands were not tied, but he couldn't care about anything else except carrying loose palace trousers. And Liu Liu, the steward who was watching on the side, looked at him with a smile, which made Kawashima Naniwa's whole body instantly feel like electricity. What happened last night left him with a nightmare to this day.
The camera pans back to last night.
"Naniwa Kawashima?" I looked at Naniwa Kawashima tied to the chair with interest.
"Hai" Since Kawashima Naniwa has reported his real name, he will not hide anything, "I am a reporter with the army, serving the Tokyo Express, please let me go." I'm just a commoner. ”
"It's Mr. Reporter," I waved my hand kindly, "I'm not a soldier, forget it, untie it." ”
Kawashima moved his wrist and began to agitate his lips and tongue, wanting to explore my bottom of the sea, "I have to say, your combat effectiveness is really very strong, it is already comparable to the imperial army, I will report truthfully after I go back, there will be no big official to rob you and your subordinates of the credit, through my report, it will be transmitted to the top of the Qing court, then the Qing emperor will definitely reuse the adult." Allow me to congratulate you in advance. ”
"Where, where." I am very easy-going arched hand, "borrow your good words, and rejoice together." I also wish that the Xingya Association you serve will be exhausted and end soon. ”
"Thank you...."Kawashima was blinded by my attitude and didn't notice my change of tone for a moment. By the time he realized something was wrong, he tried to pull the wire whip from his belt, and the two box cannons were already on the back of his head and waist.
"I'll hand it over to Grandpa Liu," I bowed my hand to Liu, the steward outside the door, and the two eunuchs beside him. "We are not good at interrogating this kind of delicate work, this person is an important spy of the Japanese country, so I will bother my father-in-law."
"Hey, Lord Wu, you are a nobleman, just do this kind of dirty work for the small ones, the stubborn mules who do not obey discipline in the palace on weekdays are not less trained, you can rest assured, you will not delay the army's trip tomorrow morning." Steward Liu smiled flatteringly, knowing that my status was skyrocketing, and this person's attitude change was unpretentious. He waved his hand at the eunuch behind him, "Come on, the little ones will serve this Mr. Chuan well, use all the objects in the palace, don't let people see the jokes." ”
I watched Kawashima being tied to the Taishi's chair, the two eunuchs lined up a small cloth bag on the desk with an expressionless face, all kinds of knives, small hooks, small chisels, strange-shaped metal, like surgical supplies, staggered, the other person skillfully tied Kawashima's mouth with a trouser belt, and then began to take off his pants, Kawashima struggled vigorously, but the eunuchs were very particular about the way they were bound, he couldn't struggle, it seems that these torture instruments are mostly prepared for the next three roads, and they are not suitable for children. I hurriedly left with my subordinates and the steward Liu, and the steward Liu said vigorously that these widows are not the most things, and the uncles have been running around for a long time, so let him taste the taste of the dim sum in the palace.
Leaving the backyard, a burst of suppressed roars came from the courtyard. Wu Luzhen, who followed, wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, he had never seen him so nervous when he went to the battlefield just now.
"Boss, this Kawashima can't really be a reporter, right?"
"What's the matter, you're still worried that your boss and I wronged him, and told you that this kid is here to buy soft bones as a traitor, it's definitely a scourge, don't believe it, just read the confession tomorrow."
"No, how can I doubt you. But leave it to the father-in-law, depending on the situation, tomorrow's confession is indispensable. To be honest, we are not ambiguous if we use whips and sticks, but these people come up and work the next three roads, which is too much."
"What do you know, although the father-in-law has lost that thing, but they are very interested in studying it, it's okay, if it is scrapped, it is a big deal to send him back to Japan, maybe there is a shortage of father-in-law in the palace in their country, and they have to thank us."
We were chatting in the alley when Xiao Maozi jumped off the courtyard wall with a sallow face and almost squatted on the ground.
"Boss, I looked at a stick of incense, and that Kawashima recruited. Hey, don't say it, those yin people really have tricks, and no one can resist it. ”
"Quick, tell me about you, look at you like a scared bear, or a soldier who has been on the battlefield, just this little rabbit guts."
"There's no way, just the methods of those two, hey, let's put it this way, Wu detachment, if you read it, you will know, if it falls into the hands of these people, it is better to hold a mine and rush to the enemy formation to find a good time" Xiao Maozi was obviously frightened, and his words were verbose, but we didn't interrupt him, we were all curious, I wanted to hear the eunuch's methods, and I also wanted to learn both hands. "Captain, guess what, I picked up my pants and first pierced the root of my thigh with a big needle, then burned my armpit hair with a candle, and poured cold water into my nose, and that Kawashima sprayed and sprayed vigorously, all of which wet a wall, and then let go of the mouth tie and he scolded him, and a father-in-law pulled out a big copper needle unhurriedly, saying that this time let you learn to be good, don't talk about it in the future, so I stabbed the copper needle straight along the bird and stabbed it in, while stabbing and twisting, Kawashima passed out at that time, and woke up with a scoop of cold water, The other took a candle and slowly roasted the copper needle, and it was already an inch in, and the small-nosed bird probably didn't make it. After a few roasts, it was recruited, and now it is honest, the copper needle is still inserted in the bird's head, and the copper needle is baked with a candle as soon as it is sold. There is a yin man, uh, it is the father-in-law who said that their three waters and three fires are only served with half a set, if little Japan can stand it, it is guaranteed to serve him completely. ”
Wu Luzhen and I were in a cold sweat when we heard this, and the two looked at each other, and couldn't help but give a thumbs up together: "My father-in-law is mighty." ”