A dozen young college students, both male and female, surrounded us.

All kinds of curiosity, blessings, anticipation, and envy surrounded us.

Ren Ling and I were instantly shy.

Together! Together! Together!

These young and enthusiastic college students shouted in unison.

Ren Ling and I looked at each other when we heard this.

And then––

Hand in hand, we bowed our heads, squeezed through the crowd, and trotted out of the building.

We ran on the playground and the sidewalk, and hurried out of the university gates.

Open the door and get in the car.

We sat in the driver and co-pilot, and gasped together......

Ren Ling couldn't hold back her joy and asked me: "Brother, it's so relieving!" It's so cool! It's so cool! ”

I breathed a sigh of relief and said, "I guess your teacher will probably change the grades to the original grades." ”

Ren Ling: "It doesn't matter! Whatever! Anyway, I'm cool today! That's enough. ”

I smirked, "How cool." ”

Ren Ling was naïve: "In short, it's very cool, very cool." ”

I hehe.

Ren Ling's mind turned, and she suddenly realized something, and reached out and pinched my arm: "Big rascal!" Let's drive, there is a recording of Xiaoqi's program this afternoon, and we made an appointment to watch it at home together. ”

I slapped the steering wheel and was about to say how to walk when the phone rang.

The number was called by Zhu Xiaoqi.

"What's the matter?"

"Brother come back soon, Xiao Qi summoned you, my show is about to start, by the way, Sister Yizhuo said, there is nothing to eat at home, let you pack ......" Xiao Qi's voice shouted loudly on the other end of the phone: "What are you eating?" ”

I heard this, turned on the phone, turned on the speakerphone, and put it aside.

I got off the car and walked......

Ten minutes later.

"Hey, hey......"

"In!"

"They want Kentucky chicken, and some want beef burgers...... And ......"

I lazily said: "SMS." ”

"Good...... All right. "The phone was gone.

Twenty minutes, I was almost at the door of Kentucky Chicken, and the text message had just arrived.

Open it.

Lengthen text messages.

Rows and rows of ......

I walked into the Kentucky Chicken with a black face and stood in line.

When it came to me, the beautiful Ken girl said very professionally, "Sir......"

I didn't wait for her to finish speaking, I went straight to love crazy, and said in front of her: "Take the goods according to the order, and add me two beef burgers, one large and one small, and a box of egg tarts and two cups of Coke without ice." ”

Five minutes later, I was back in the car with a lot of stuff and struggling to squeeze through the crowd.

When I got home, as soon as I opened the door, I smelled a strong girlish smell.

The flavor is too powerful.

If you are defenseless, you can instantly make a man horny and nosebleeds.

"Hmm...... It tastes so good. "I closed my eyes and reveled.

"What does it smell like?" Ren Ling was strange.

"The smell of beef burgers." I lied.

Enter the door to change shoes and come to the living room.

The beauties had already gathered together, and even the lame Yu Linglin climbed out of the tent and sat on the sofa to laugh with everyone.

I walked over to the coffee table and put things on it.

While I was playing, I sang "I'm a happy breeder!" ”

The foodie queen Xiaoyu was the first to report to duty, and she was the first to open the bag and judge with the eyes of a professional foodie.

"Well, yes, the fries are fried quite authentically today, chicken wings...... Not so good, so-so, burger...... Alas! Let's deal with it! ”

The little fish chattered and ate at the same time, and the girls were in a hurry and rushed up.

A tragic predatorship unfolds.

One by one, they all showed their true colors, what ladies, princesses, queens, and empresses all played with eggs. At this moment, they are possessed by 10,000-year-old foodies, and thousand-year-old she-wolves are revealed.

Ren Ling and I looked at each other.

We were glad that we had already wiped out two burgers and a box of tarts in the car.

Half an hour later.

The little she-wolves were full of food and drink, held up the noble little shelves, and turned into cats after eating, lying on their sides in a lazy position and sitting on the floor of the sofa.

The queen remembered Ren Ling's matter at this time, so she asked casually.

Ren Ling immediately became in full swing, and described in detail in an exaggerated tone how I had completely exploded the philosophical beast.

In this regard, I have to admire Ren Ling's memory.

She can memorize a large number of readings and sentences word for word, and repeat them in the original tone.

"Brother, I adore you so much." Countless small stars flashed in Xiao Qi's eyes.

"Uncle! I...... I want to marry you right now. "Xiaofei just finished talking here." Xiaofei! Yu Linglin stopped her in the tone of a big sister.

"How can you do that? Do girls have to be reserved? Being reserved is good for you. Yu Linglin persuaded with deep words.

Hum......

Xiaofei was disdainful, hugged her arms, and looked like a bad girl.

Ignoring the girls' arguments, I squeezed into the couch and sat down.

I looked down to find a cake of Pu'er tea under the coffee table (the same tea that Liu Gaoxia gave me, which is said to be very extravagant and expensive. ）

I rummaged, searched, hey, where?

"Did any of you see a big tea cake I put here?" I asked.

The women were calm, and Duxiaoyu's face was worried.

"Stone fish!" I have a black face.

"Dry ...... Why. ”

"Where's the tea?"

"I ...... I boiled tea eggs. "The little fish is aggrieved.

I was mad: "stone fish, that thing is very expensive, you know?" I...... I can't even drink it. ”

The little fish replied, "Oh! No wonder the tea eggs are so delicious. ”

I'm slightly dizzy, slightly dizzy.

After a while, I sighed and asked Xiaofei to go to the study and bring another piece of cake. Only then did I pry tea, boil water, and make tea with ten thousand sad feelings.

I tasted the tea and was in a slightly better mood.

At this point, the recording of the television began.

I was quickly drawn to the fake picture.

Now, I have to admit that the TV station is really powerful. The scene is so chaotic and unbearable, after a later processing, it immediately becomes very professional, neat and clean.

As expected, all the shots that had me were pinched.

Even the camera swept across the audience and swept to me, and I was pinched.

What a feud!

It is estimated that it will not be able to be solved in three lifetimes.

The end result was very much to my liking.

Xiao Qi sat firmly in the chair of the best chef lady, she wore a beautiful chef's hat, held a microphone in her left hand, and held a trophy made of plexiglass in her right hand, and said a lot of emotion.

Towards the end of her sentence, her eyes suddenly widened and she looked carefully into the audience.

A little, Xiao Qi looked disappointed, held the microphone in his hand and said: "Today, I actually want to be most grateful to someone who was not at the scene. He taught me to be confident and strong. It was he who let me know that there are so many children living in poverty in remote mountain villages. I, Zhu Xiaoqi, seven would like to announce here today that I would like to donate 100,000 yuan in the name of me and him to the five volunteer teachers from the mountainous areas. I hope that the children can use this money to eat something good, wear something good, and use the best stationery......"

Xiao Qi said that in the end, tears fell from his eyes, and he couldn't cry anymore.

This moment.

My eyes were moist too.

And all the girls, one by one, have been crying like little tears for a long time.

After Xiao Qi finished his speech, he hurriedly stepped off the stage.

The TV shows the fake smiling faces of the two hosts, and then another group of girls lap dancing to the music.

The atmosphere in the house is a little sad.

I wiped my moist eyes, turned out a few teacups, scalded them with boiling water, made tea, poured tea, and happily raised my hand and said, "Come!" Please tea! ”

The girls turned their heads and looked at my old-fashioned appearance, and couldn't help but burst into tears and laughed.

Little pink white paws stretched out and held the teacups.

Everyone raised their glasses and raised their heads together, and the tea in the cup was drained!

I smiled and stared.

Suddenly, the queen raised her eyebrows: "Da Jibai! I obviously saw you at the scene, why weren't you there when Seven won the championship, why did you go? ”

I was aggrieved and held my mouth: "My stomach hurts, I went to the bathroom." ”

"Cut!" The queen was dismissive.

I grinned, hey hey Ichiraku.

The girl's mood turned very fast, and after a while, the atmosphere that was still a little sad immediately became joyful.

At this time, Xiao Yu took out a video disc and said that she had just bought a genuine disc called 'Gold x Twelve X'.

Everyone said yes, they all want to see it.

The little fish happily flipped out the disc.

I'm not interested in Zhang XX's gold x twelve x commission.

He yawned, said he wanted to take a nap, got up and went back to the bedroom.

I lay on the bed, took love crazy, plugged my headphones, listened to novels......

Listen, listen, there was a boom outside, women screaming, children crying.

I listened again.

Outside the door there was the sound of sobbing from the girls.

Well, I'm crying again.

I yawned, put a pillow over my head, closed my eyes, and fell into a deep sleep.

I can't remember how long I slept.

When I woke up, it was already dark.

I pricked up my ears and listened to the loud voices of the women outside the house.

"Women are so pitiful, when the war comes, if you don't unite, you will really be bullied to death by men."

"Yes, so we women want to be independent, to be united, to be strong."

"That's right! We want to be united. ”

"Huh! Let's bow down. "This is the accent of the King of the Northeast Mountain, which is unique to the Queen.

"Bye, put, son." This is Xiao Qi's question, and please note that every word must be read as a standard pronunciation.

"Humph!" Xiaofei's voice hummed softly: "Isn't it just a righteous knot Jinlan, burn incense and worship the sky, and then drink it...... What kind of blood wine to drink, when the time comes, we will be sisters with different surnames, this, I played with it in junior high school, but unfortunately, they don't dare to drink blood wine. ”

As soon as Xiaofei's voice fell, the women began to talk again.

I said in my heart that this class of little beauties, get together, you can really play with demon moths.

Still kowtow, drink blood wine, I'll go! The whole old society is a gang.

At this moment, there was a sound of crackling footsteps and the movement of picking up things outside.

I waited a little longer, worried that they would make a big deal, so I got up and just wanted to open the door.

The door was slammed.

I opened the door with a black face.

Seeing the queen's anxious little face: "Da Jibai, borrow your incense burner and incense." ”

I craned my head and looked behind the Queen.

Well, there was a row of small bowls on the coffee table, and beer was poured into it.

I turned around and went back to the house to hold the incense burner and take three sticks of incense.

I smiled and walked to the living room and put the incense burner on the coffee table.

"Why do you want to bow down?" I quipped.

"That's right!" The queen is decisive.

The women's eyes were resolute.

I sneered, "Let's play!" Just have fun! ”

"Do you know the rules?" I asked.

Xiaofei replied: "Of course I know, but this blood wine ......"

I laughed and said, "The ancients all killed big roosters and drank chicken blood, what is that called, and they are allies with blood!" I can't find a live to bleed you on this big night. ”

Xiaofei glanced at her sisters at this time, plucked up the courage and said weakly: "We don't drink chicken blood, it's unhygienic." ”

I smiled: "If you don't drink chicken blood, you cut your fingers and drink your own blood." ”

Who knew that Xiaofei shook her head again: "We don't cut our fingers either." ”

I smiled helplessly: "Then what do you drink?" ”

As soon as the words fell, I suddenly felt that the eyes of all the women fell on me.

My heart is gadden.

"You...... What do you mean? "I stepped back.

The queen swished out her scalpel and smiled strangely: "Da Jibai, borrow your blood, use a little......"

I'm stupid, what kind of play is this singing, I haven't heard that worshipping the son wants to drink other people's blood!

This......

It's so surreal!