(You look at the scenery from the bridge, and the people watching the scenery look at you from under the bridge.) Ask for a referral ticket...... ）

After this angry text message was sent, it suddenly died down, and it stopped for five or six minutes, and it was not sent again.

After Zhuo Jun sent the text message, he put down his mobile phone directly, calmed his nerves, and used the qi of the Five Elements Neidan, wanting to dredge the meridians and wash away the toxins according to the conventional methods, but he was surprised to find that although this toxin was not the same as Yu Jiawei's junior high school, it seemed to have some kind of magical homology, which was very different from the conventional toxins, and there was basically no trace, and they were not ordinary medicinal stones that could be cured.

But at this time, where can I find a master who understands the "Thirteen Ghost Caves" like myself?

When Zhuo Jun was depressed, the strange text message came again, and between the lines, it was full of joy and appreciation: Okay. Even if you talk so impulsively, ** the anger must be not small, it's just you.

Zhuo Jun immediately replied with two words: really cheap.

Strange text messages don't care: I can come out for prostitution if I don't mean it?

Anyway, Zhuo Jun can't think of any good way to come at this time, and sending a few text messages to scold and dredge emotions can significantly alleviate it, so he can be patient, and it is not appropriate for children to come and go with this stranger:

You have a lot of sense, but to be honest, I'm a bit ugly, so you don't wait for me to come to the door and suddenly be dissatisfied, and then drive me away.

How ugly is it?

There were a few people who didn't throw up in the end.

Does that mean most of them vomited? That doesn't work, I hate everything that makes me vomit.

It doesn't matter, you can get used to spitting and spitting. Besides, I have a lot of money below, my small name is thick, my big name is three legs, people give the nickname of Ten Zhang, when the state is good, that thing can be wrapped around the waist three times, and the rest of the part can also be stretched to the neighbor's jujube tree to eat dates.

No, being ugly like that is enough to affect social stability and people's happiness, I can't help it.

Don't, to tell you the truth, my business has not been good lately, if you drive me again, I won't have the money to go back to my hometown to build a house and marry a daughter-in-law, besides, not all the lights are the same, as long as the body is good and the words are rough, it will not be.

Fart, turn off the lights Pan An is still Pan An, Song Yu is still Song Yu, but Zhu Bajie is still Zhu Bajie, can it be the same?

I'm angry, you're a customer, you can beat me and scold me if you're not satisfied, and you can even kill me, but you can't insult me with Zhu Bajie. To be honest, although Zhu Bajie is handsome, he is at most between me and me, and when I wash my hair freshly, he may not be as handsome as me.

Okay, just say this to you, I really want to see what a man who is not on par with Zhu Bajie looks like. Come here.

By the way, are you really pretty and sexy?

It's weird, you are a cowherd who always cares about whether your customers are beautiful or sexy, and occasionally have a little professional ethics.

The Cowherd is not a man, so he is not allowed to have likes and dislikes? Let me tell you, there is a lot of knowledge here, and the beauty and sexiness of the customer directly determine the length, roughness, hardness, heat, surface particle density, coronal groove depth, and the impact strength of the jet. Of course, the most intuitive thing is the price.

Don't fix those useless ones, say it, what price.

Five thousand.

Are you insulting me, do you understand the market, do you come out to do it for the first time?

The four thousand nine hundred and nine, it can't be lower.

Don't talk about it, it's boring, you said that you are a character who looks like Zhu Bajie is between the best of the best, and your mouth is five thousand, isn't this a joke. What can 5,000 do, 5,000 is not enough for me to go out and do my hair once, don't you look down on me, don't you insult me, will I prostitute 5,000 yuan a night cowherd? I didn't say it, 10,000 yuan, don't pull it down.

No, five thousand.

You're sick in the head.

Fuck off, I'm talking about hours.

After Zhuo Jun sent this one, the unfamiliar number over there hesitated for a long time before he slowly came back: deal. It's hard to prostitute yourself if you have money, and we're not bad for money.

Auntie, what is the hotel room number, I'll make sure.

Bastard, who do you call Auntie?

You, of course. Isn't it fat and ugly, with a shrunken aunt with vaginal discharge and bad breath, how can she spend 5,000 yuan an hour to come to me.

How many times have I said that I am sexy and beautiful, girl. Okay, without further ado, room number 3338, come on. Say, look at the person first, do things after you win, and give money when you are satisfied. I warn you, if you don't look like Zhu Bajie is in the middle of the middle, and you can't get a penny, get out immediately.

Wait, I'm coming up.

Come on.

The text message chat finally came to an end, Zhuo Jun put down his mobile phone, and found that although this was slightly relieved, it could not be eradicated, so he wondered if he could try another method, held his breath, took the risk, and tried to use fingering to pinch the two acupoints of the ghost palace and the ghost pillow for a while.

But since ancient times, doctors have not treated themselves, especially when it comes to the "Thirteen Ghost Caves", although Zhuo Jun's attainments are amazing, but in the end he is also a mortal fetus, this time, the result has not improved, not to mention, there are more serious signs, the whole person even faintly appeared a kind of nihilistic manic terrible hallucination, in desperation, I had to pick up the mobile phone again, crackling at the strange number and sending it out.

In the study room of the villa, Ran Xizi, who was enchanting and charming and had red cheeks, lazily crooked in the recliner, on the table, there was half a bottle of Porto wine, snorting with wine, holding the mobile phone tightly in his hand, and boredly kicking the flawless beautiful feet of the frost and snow.

Suddenly, the phone vibrate, Ran Xizi's hazy eyes instantly cleared, and he quickly took it out to take a look, and saw the number she had just stolen from Song Qing's mobile phone, and returned an angry text message: Fuck off, are you sure you're at 3338?! , there's only one couple there, and I'm very honest with the guy and I'm the cowherd his wife, and he almost didn't kill me!

Ran Xizi squirted out a sip of wine, his body trembled, he almost fell off the recliner, tears flowed out of his eyes, and after a while, he barely returned to normal, his shoulders were still twitching, the blush on his face had spread to his neck, and the two eyes that were like a sea were also filled with a layer of psychedelic light mist, lowered his head, and crackled and typed the words:

Ah, I'm sorry. In fact, the woman in the room is me, I used to go out with my husband to play, when he had no energy, he was willing to call a cowherd over, he was next to visit and study, but unfortunately he was not in a good mood that day, I took a bath, he suddenly said he didn't agree. No way, you men are always like this, you say change, just like a child.

Didn't lie to me?

I really kid you.

Fuck off, even if what you say is true, why didn't you say in advance that your husband was there?

Strange, in your line of work, isn't it normal to serve one person in two or three together, what's the fuss, what's the fuss, what's more, my husband is just sitting next to him to visit and study.

The price is worth the goods, 5,000 yuan an hour, and 5,000 yuan a month, can it be the same? Without further ado, your husband is watching from the side, my chrysanthemums are at risk of being coveted at any time, and you have to add additional money.