Chapter 22: The Beginning of Pain
When I got out of the public security bureau, the female bat suggested that I invite them to dinner.
I touched my body up and down for a long time, and then I remembered that my clothes had turned to ashes in the afternoon, and I still had money, so I asked them to make up some money first, and the eight of them made up 25 yuan in half an hour.
I angrily stood in front of the food stall and turned around to grind, and asked them viciously how they came here, and a light said that their brothers came all the way, and the master said that he was a monk and had a lot of friends, and the female bat said that she was gliding over......
I had no choice but to call 120 to borrow money, this guy was also very face-saving, and in less than fifteen minutes, he walked out of the taxi with his luggage.
As soon as I asked, I found out that he was kicked out of the house by his (mother), just now, when he carried the plastic model into the house, his father had a heart attack on the spot, and I heard that he is still in the hospital for rescue!
I looked at the nine crazy people in front of me, and suddenly I had some thoughts that I couldn't live, if it weren't for Jingba scratching me hard and squeaking to comfort me, I really wanted to run away and never ask about the world.
The owner of the barbecue stall asked me what to eat, what did I say about poison, you can just look at the meat and vegetarian yourself, the boss nodded mysteriously, and then I heard him say to the waiter, the group of ** and the table are all gutter oil......
Before the meat skewers came up, I suddenly saw a police car parked on the side of the road, and as soon as the door opened, I saw the hostage come down, and suddenly, my heart was broken!
The hostage was stunned for a moment when he saw the Eight Great Biaoren, and then cautiously leaned over to me, and moved a stool and sat down next to me.
Sophie Fei showed her true identity and scolded directly at the hostage: "**, don't you see that this is my position?" ”
The hostage looked ashamed, and then moved to the right side, but He Brick's family scolded: "**, this is my position!" ”
Next came the Master of the Lamp, the Master of the Blowing Lamp, and then the Lone Ranger, and each of the three scolded him, and finally, the hostage sat next to 120.
I saw the pleading eyes, cleared my throat and said: "Everyone, today we don't know each other, since we are going to live together for the next period of time, it is better to take advantage of the current kung fu to get to know each other, it is best for everyone to introduce themselves, we will also be friends in the future, let's start with the hostage brother first...... Ignore the guy who pretended to be dead, he didn't understand what we were saying. I pointed to 120, who had a hollow eye and didn't say a word.
120 smiled weirdly at me, and then the guy continued to think about life.
The hostage brother stood up with a smile on his face, raised his glass, and said politely: "Hello everyone, my name is Chun Thirteen Sons, I live at No. 26 Nanhe Road, Yama City, 685 years old this year, yesterday I was watching TV with my daughter-in-law at home, I don't know why I suddenly came here, and today I had a holiday with all of you, thanks to Section Chief Wang sacrificing his life to save him, here, I want to thank Section Chief Wang for saving his life, and I want to make amends with all the masters, I hope you will forget the fault of the little brother and send me home as soon as possible!" After speaking, the thirteen sons of spring drank it all.
Master Yideng pretended to nod his head: "It's okay, it's okay, although Mr. Chun looks young, his age is higher than ours, today's matter is also a misunderstanding, don't mention it, in the future, everyone must follow Section Chief Wang's instructions, in order to get the Tao as soon as possible." After speaking, the old man asked the owner of the food stall for boiling water for a night, and he drank it in one gulp.
The rest of the people also kept singing praises to me, and they all said that they would create brilliance under my leadership.
A few bottles of beer in the stomach, everyone finally finished introducing themselves, I saw the scene for a moment of jubilation, suddenly had a desire to urinate, so I patted my belly to find a toilet convenient, but when I asked the boss to know, this food stall has no toilet at all, under his guidance, I walked towards a small forest in the distance.
When I came back, I saw this group of **s fighting with a bunch of people......
When I looked around, I saw that there were already more than 30 people fighting together, and there were several young girls crying and fighting next to them.
Master Yideng covered his bloody head and suddenly kicked at a twenty-five or sixteen-year-old young man, Ding Nanshi didn't know where to find a brick, and smashed it against a bald head, Ouyang was more miserable, he was holding his head with both hands and was kicked by two young people, and the female bat was holding a big brother's neck and gnawing violently......
I noticed that the shopkeeper was happily standing by and watching the excitement, so I hurried over and asked him what was going on.
It turned out that as soon as I left, there were more than a dozen people at the next table, both men and women, according to the shopkeeper, these people were well-known gangsters in this area, and they had to bring their little sister over for supper every night.
There are two kinds of women, one is a king and the other is a cat.
When a few girls saw a cat and a dog at our table, they immediately became interested, and then they came over to tease Sophie Fei and He Brick's family.
When did Su Feifei suffer such a ravage, she didn't hold back her temper in a rage, and scolded a vulgar fan in a low voice. He Brick's family was even more polite, saying that the girl was in the skin (meat) business.
A few gangsters and little sisters originally came with the strength of wine, so they naturally thought that they were scolded by other people at the table, so they were angry and wanted to do it.
The master was too bitter to reason with the other party, saying that there is true love in the world, and all cause and effect are fate, but I don't know which bastard scolded the old virgin.
The lone ranger stepped forward to be too upset for the difficult master, saying that they were all brothers in the four seas, and that they had many friends and many roads, but they were pulled off by the other party.
Coal Nanzi stepped forward to play a round in the local dialect, saying that these were his buddies and wanted to give him some face, but the noodles splashed on his face one night.
The atmosphere was suddenly tense, originally, the other party looked at our table in a strange shape, and a little frightened, suddenly, the eighty-year-old master of a lamp suddenly jumped out, and after playing a set of Tiger Arhat Fist in front of a group of gangsters, the other party rushed up.
Although these eight big biao people have a bit of abnormal brains, but their skills are not covered, after a bloody storm, they actually forced back the opponent's attack, and after everyone counted a few words from each other, the other party also relented.
The thirteenth son of spring was beaten with a blue nose and swollen face, and he scolded the most happy, but he was recognized by another table of big brothers, saying that this kid was the one who peed down from the upper floor in the afternoon, and I heard that the big brother was urinated when he watched the excitement, and he was worried that he couldn't find the main master, so he met here.
So, the war broke out again, and our table began to be attacked by two groups of people.
The boss glanced at me and said meaningfully: "Dude, I've been running this shop for more than ten years, and I've seen a lot of fights, and I really haven't seen someone as awesome as yours...... And the guy who didn't have any clothes on, borrowed pants from me, and I didn't borrow him...... The funniest thing is the old monk, I watched him fight while taking medicine, really dedicated...... "After speaking, the boss patted my wings and left.
I looked at the back of the boss leaving, took a deep breath, picked up the bucket of dry water, and rushed towards the two sides of the scuffle......
Ten minutes after the scuffle, the siren sounded, and I held the fainted Jingba and the kitten, dragged the injured right leg, and led nine madmen, plus a fool, to the alley.
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By the time we got home after a few rounds, it was already eleven o'clock, and while I could still think, I hurried to allocate a room.
Sophie, Mrs. Dingnan, and the female bat sleep in one bedroom.
I, 120, and the hostages slept in one bedroom, I slept on the bed, and they slept on the floor.
The rest of the people, sleeping in the living room.
I was already very sleepy, but after two hours, I didn't fall asleep.
An hour ago, more than a dozen people took turns to go to the toilet to put water, and then the master of the first lamp and the master of the lamp began to chant with my rolling pin and basin.
After an hour, all kinds of teething dreams fart sleepwalking were staged one after another, and what was even more hateful was that I vaguely seemed to have someone singing the two-person turn, listening to the lyrics seemed to be Feng Kui's wife, special, even crying and singing.
After scolding my mother hundreds of times, I finally reluctantly went to the toilet, and when I passed by the living room, I looked at everyone in the living room one by one by the pink light, and this look almost scared me.
Other people's stomachs are up and down when they sleep, and I stared at the belly of Master Yilan for two minutes, but I didn't see him gasping.
I held back my fear and watched for another two minutes, but there was still no response from this guy, and I was about to cry out for the dead, but this guy's stomach suddenly bulged......
I watched it for half an hour, and finally confirmed that this guy was fine, and that ordinary people take about twenty or thirty breaths a minute when they sleep, and this guy breathes once every four minutes......
I touched my wet pants and walked into the room......
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The next day, just after dawn, I was called out by Sophie.
"What's the matter?" I stretched and found that 120 and Haru Thirteen were not in the house.
"I'll tell you about the vision." Sophie Fei's face was calm.
"Say it quickly!" I jerked to my feet and grabbed Sophie's arm.
"Do you remember what your soul did in the two years after it was in a coma?" Sophie asked solemnly.