"You fart!"

When Zhu Bajie heard this, he yelled at Chen Yi angrily with red eyes: "You are letting go of the big donkey fart of the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths!"

Chen Yi smiled, he didn't care about Zhu Bajie's roar, what he cared about was that this old pig was angry.

"The poor monk is asking you, do you really like the fairy in neon clothes?" Chen Yi asked again, he just wanted to test whether the old pig's heart was true or false.

Zhu Bajie smiled, but this smile was a little bleak, and he muttered to himself: "Is all the hard work ending like this......"

Without waiting for Chen Yi to ask, the old pig began to say by himself:

"I already know who you are, a monk from the Tang Dynasty in the East Soil, you want to go to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, right?"

"Hmph, Guanyin's little girl's skin, the second sister who killed the old pig back then, said to give the old pig a creation and protect a broken monk to go to the West to learn scriptures, it's you, right?"

"It's not uncommon, if you want to do it, you can come directly, Lao Tzu won't go!"

Brother Monkey was about to make a move when he heard this, but was stopped by Chen Yi waving his hand.

He is now more and more curious about Zhu Bajie, a canopy that is unwilling to protect the people who learn the scriptures and does not want to create it is really a little incomprehensible, and Chen Yi's mantra system shows that what this old pig said is still the truth.

"Nonsense, the poor monk didn't ask you if you would like to travel west to learn scriptures, nor did he ask you what Guanyin told you, what the poor monk kept asking was whether you really love Ni Shang?" Chen Yi said lightly.

Zhu Bajie was stunned when he heard this, avoided Chen Yi's gaze, slowly lowered his head, the corners of his mouth showed bitterness, there were some tears in his eyes, and he exhaled a long breath, as if he was remembering something.

"No matter how many women I have slept with, I will always have only one neon dress in my heart!"

"But what's the use, no one has ever given me a way to live......"

The sad voice didn't lie, but Chen Yi wondered, why would it be a woman who had slept so much and always had a neon dress in her heart?

What a fucking weirdness!

"If others don't give you a way to live, you will use the method of double cultivation to harm mortal women?" Chen Yi asked rhetorically.

Zhu Bajie estimated that he couldn't survive, so he simply let go, and continued to yell at Chen Yi:

"That's because Lao Tzu is poor, poor, ......"

"How can you people imagine how miserable it is to live without eating, drinking, or pills!"

"I always have to pick up the neon clothes, right? What if I can't beat those immortals? I have to cultivate, right? The poor are left with their pants, don't double cultivate and cultivate a fart!"

"And Guanyin's little girl's skin, she actually fooled me into becoming a monk, and there was no door, how could I marry Nishang after I quit sex?"

This time he yelled down, and Chen Yi and Brother Monkey were stunned.

Chen Yi found that although this old pig was a bit of a bastard, what he said still made some sense, but even if an immortal became a demon, he wouldn't be so miserable, right?

"Okay, what should be said is said according to the old pig, let's kill it!"

Zhu Bajie's death made Chen Yi smile: "Your dignified generalissimo of Tianhe's 100,000 sailors is so miserable, the poor monk really didn't expect it!"

Marshal Tianhe?

Brother Monkey stumbled under his feet and almost sat on the ground.

"Master, let's not deceive people, just like him, will he be Marshal Tianpeng?" asked Brother Monkey in disbelief.

Zhu Bajie snorted coldly: "Hmph, Lao Tzu doesn't believe that monkeys can become Monkey King!"

Chen Yi hurriedly interjected, otherwise the two would definitely not be able to end.

"That's it, you can mess with the poor monk in the future!"

Zhu Bajie was stunned when he heard this, and said arrogantly: "Lao Tzu disdains to be with monks!"

Hi?

This fucking is even more energetic!

Chen Yi just didn't believe in this evil, and ordered to the monkey brother next to him: "Wukong, go over and beat him up, and beat him out of his pig appearance for the teacher!"

"My grandson's hands itched just now!"

The monkey was so happy that he flew up with the golden hoop stick, and suddenly the sound of ghosts crying and howling wolves resounded throughout the mountain.

Not much!

A black wild boar appeared in front of Chen Yi's eyes, bleeding from the corner of his mouth, and he was already dying.

"Master, the rise of my grandson's fight, it's a little heavier!"

Chen Yi waved his hand, indicating that he was fine, walked up to Zhu Bajie, squatted down and asked, "The poor monk asks you again, are you willing to worship the poor monk as a teacher?"

"Old ..... I don't want to!"

Chen Yi smiled, this pig is really personal: "The opportunity is given to you, don't blame the teacher for being strong!"

What does it mean?

Zhu Bajie didn't understand it yet, and suddenly felt the tip of his back buttocks 'snap', and he didn't know what was smashed, and suddenly a warm meaning from his heart spread throughout his body, and his eyes looking at Chen Yi were full of softness.

He struggled to shake his head, but found that he had inexplicably apprenticed to his master, and the master was Chen Yi in front of him.

Bite!

The host signed a master-apprentice contract with Zhu Bajie and gave a copy of the disciple rules!

Chen Yi nodded with satisfaction, and waved his hand to take back the immortal rope on Zhu Bajie's body.

"Old pig to meet Master!"

Zhu Bajie himself wondered, why did he become his apprentice? He was so willing to give him a gift, and his heart was so warm and close to him?

"In the future, you can call it Wu Neng, or Bajie, just Bajie, this is pleasing to the ear!" Chen Yi decided to Zhu Bajie: "This is your senior brother, you will love each other and live in harmony in the future!"

Zhu Bajie was stunned for a moment, and walked in front of Brother Monkey to greet him with a formal salute: "I've seen Senior Brother!"

The monkey wanted to dodge it, but the more he looked at Zhu Bajie, the more pleasing it became, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt that he was his junior brother, and his body involuntarily returned the salute: "Just call me Brother Monkey in the future!"

Chen Yi watched from the side, and thought to himself: Could it be that this system has also made the relationship between them harmonious?

"Brother Monkey, let's call me Bajie in the future!" Zhu Bajie hurriedly returned the salute.

Chen Yi shook his head, if he knew that the system would be like this, it would be better to grab the seal directly, he wasted so much saliva.

"Bajie, what are you going to do with this matter of Gao Laozhuang?" Chen Yi asked.

"Master, I'll just go back and say it clearly!" Bajie replied.

Straight to the point?

Chen Yi shook his head and denied: "Don't tell them the truth, you give this gold to the plateau, it will be regarded as compensation!"

Bajie naturally took the bag of gold in Chen Yi's hand and said, "I listen to Master!"

Seeing Zhu Bajie turn into a human body and disappear in front of him quickly, Chen Yi wondered in his heart: Could this Eastern Emperor Seal still change a person's character?

After Zhu Bajie, who was still coaxing just now, was stamped, it changed so much, it's really strange!

However, Chen Yi also planned in his heart, taking advantage of the bug in the system, he had to solve the problem of the pig's body for Zhu Bajie, otherwise, even if he had the opportunity to pick up Ni Shang in the future, he would not scare people to death.

Chen Yi clairvoyantly watched Zhu Bajie and his father-in-law talking and laughing, in fact, they were more like a family.

"Home...... Why don't you go back to Chang'an?" Chen Yi suddenly thought of Chang'an.