Chapter Eighty-Six: The Omnipotent Little Turtle Lang
Old man Hua looked at Long Zaitian, he didn't say some things, Long Zaitian should also know what he was going to say, they were all old people who had lived a handful of years. Long Zaitian also knew that he couldn't find an excuse to stay, but now that kid hasn't come back yet, he won't leave until he sees that kid come back, no matter what, he has to find an excuse to stay, so he said: "Brother Hua, you and I are like brothers, if you are in trouble, I won't stay to help, how can I be worthy of being your brother." Besides, we are still in-laws, and our relatives are closer than our brothers, and your family affairs are equal to my family affairs, how can I just stand by and watch you being bullied by those two or five boys who collude with outsiders? ”
Old man Hua just nodded, didn't say anything, then turned his head and said to the two brothers, Hua Yinglong and Hua Yingnian, "Let's disperse first." ”
Then Old Man Hua left with Hua Zhilong and returned to Old Man Hua's study.
Old man Hua glanced at Hua Zhilong and said, "Hasn't Xiong'er come back yet?" ”
Hua Zhilong gritted his teeth a little and said: "This rabbit Keiko must not know who he hooked up with halfway, and he hasn't returned home until now." ”
Old man Hua nodded and said, "Well, it's okay, let him go there, I wanted to make up for the little interest you owe him in the past ten years." And his talent is also very high, he went, maybe he would have a little bit of a great creation. If you can't come back, it's not a good thing to be unpaid. It's better not to know what you shouldn't know. ”
When the father and son were discussing countermeasures in the study, in a small detached house in the Hua family's mansion, Hua Yuqing looked at Uncle Turtle sitting on the table and pouted: "Mom said she wanted to take me out to play, where can I go to play so late?" ”
Uncle Turtle sat on the table very humanely, crossed his hands and said with thief eyes: "Yes, it's so late, there are a lot of bad people outside, don't mix blindly with your mother, sleep at home with your head in your arms, maybe you won't have anything to do when you wake up tomorrow morning." Even if there is something, Uncle Turtle will cover you. ”
Xiao Yuqing felt a little bored and said, "Mom has gone up to pack her things, leaving me here to wait, it's so boring." ”
Sister Yuqing suddenly thought that her homework had not been completed, so she took out a condensation training book from her small schoolbag and said, "It's not boring to do homework." Little turtle turtle, you said that you know the sky and ask the geography, I have several questions that I can't do, you have to help me. ”
Uncle Turtle patted his chest and said, "Make sure you can get 100 points for your homework." ”
"Really? Great, I don't have to worry about my homework anymore because I have a little turtle lang. Xiao Nizi said happily.
Uncle Turtle was puzzled and asked: What is Little Turtle Lang?
Xiao Yuyan blinked and said, "Others have reading pens, and I have a little turtle machine." ”
Uncle Turtle was stunned.
As she spoke, Xiao Yuqing opened the booklet, pointed to the brackets of one of the questions and said, "Little turtle, I don't understand this history question." Who was the younger brother of the god of song Lee Min Ho 5,000 years ago? ”
Uncle Turtle, who knew the sky and the geography, replied unequivocally: Luoyang shovel!
Xiao Yuqing is not interested in history, and has reached the point of blind obedience to Uncle Turtle, so she praised Uncle Turtle and filled it in.
Xiao Yuqing pointed to a diagram problem and asked, "What kind of butterfly is this?" ”
Uncle Turtle is a man who knows astronomy and geography, but he doesn't understand history and the birds, fish, insects and beasts other than natural treasures. In order to maintain his radiant image in front of this little girl, he had to look at the ordinary butterfly that he had never seen before and said without thinking: Ya extinguished the butterfly.
Xiao Yuqing asked seven comprehensive questions that she didn't understand, and she didn't know if it was right or not, but she felt that this little turtle seemed to be really powerful and understood a lot.
After the homework was done, Xiao Yuqing began to pull Uncle Turtle to play intellectual games, sat up straight and said to Uncle Turtle: "Little Turtle Turtle, I'll test you with a brain teaser." ”
Uncle Turtle thinks he is talented and smart, but he can't play a little girl? So the turtle head nodded and said, "Uncle, I took it." ”
"One day you woke up and found a flock of birds dead next to your bed, why?" Xiao Nizi asked with a grin.
Uncle Turtle was stunned, how could a bird die next to my bed? Uncle Turtle can only practice, not a horse in a dream, let alone a plane circling in a dream.
Uncle Turtle said without thinking: "It killed itself." ”
Now Xiao Yu was happy, and the little eyes narrowed and said, "Little turtles, you are so smart, because they are playing with Angry Birds." ”
"Angry Birds? What's that game? Uncle Turtle was stunned for a moment, it didn't care what kind of bird it was, anyway, it was confused.
Xiao Yuqing thought it was very interesting, and asked: "Once upon a time, a father and son went to the market to buy a donkey and came back, and when they came back, the two fathers and sons rode donkeys, and passer-by A said that they were abusing animals and wanted to sue them, so the father rode a donkey and the son led the donkey, and passer-by B said that this father did not love children. Then the father led the donkey and the son rode the donkey, and passer-by C saw it and said that the son did not respect the elderly. In the end, the father and son returned empty-handed, and asked where the donkey was. ”
After scratching his hairless head with his paws, Uncle Turtle tentatively said, "It can't be that it went to their stomachs." ”
Xiao Yuqing finally determined that this little turtle knew everything in the sky and the earth, so she said with a little head: "Well, because the father and son were afraid that they would be too tired to carry the donkey, they roasted the donkey and put it in their stomachs and took it home." ”
Uncle Turtle was stunned for a long time, can this be right?
Seeing that it was difficult to find this little turtle turtle, Xiao Yuqing was a little unwilling, and wanted to find a more difficult one, so she thought about it for a few seconds and said happily: "Little turtle and turtle, answer one more question, there is a hunter who met two monsters in the forest, the red one had to be shot twice to die, and the green one died with one shot, but the gun man only had two bullets." Why did he kill the green monster with one shot and then kill the red monster with another? ”
Uncle Turtle was entangled, and he wanted to ask if this hunter was the destroyer of the firearms stream. In the end, he shook his head and said, "Unless that red face is scared green......"
The little guy finally looked at Uncle Turtle with a wink, this is really a turtle.
"I'll go. Am I right again? Uncle Turtle also looked at Xiao Yuqing with a thief's eyes, and Xiao Yuqing nodded and said, "Well, because after the red one was killed by a shot, its face was also scared green." ”
Xiao Nizi felt that there was no sharp turn problem in this world that could be difficult to catch this clever little turtle, but she was having fun again, so she said, "Why don't you give me a sharp turn question." I must be smarter than you. ”
Uncle Turtle is a little difficult, and he has seen a lot of playboys on the Dragon and Tiger List, and he has never touched what brain teasers and 100,000 things that such elementary school students see. It suddenly remembered the fourth-level version of the White Lady, so it had a question in its heart and asked, "Have you ever seen the Legend of the White Snake?" ”
Xiao Nizi snorted excitedly: "My mother likes the White Lady, that Fahai is too hateful." ”
Uncle Turtle nodded and said, "Well, then let me ask you, why did Fahai break up Xu Xian and the White Lady." ”
Xiao Nizi immediately replied: "Because Fahai doesn't understand love." ”
"Wrong, it is precisely because Fahai understands love very well and is deeply in love with the White Lady that he will deceive Xu Xian's fool to become a real monk."
At the same time as Uncle Turtle said this, a woman was petrified at the staircase on the second floor, and the luggage in her hand was immediately taken off and rolled downstairs. The sound alarmed Xiao Nizi, and she immediately looked back at the second floor, it was her mother, and she had packed her things?
When Xiao Nizi turned around, there was no longer the shadow of Uncle Turtle. Uncle Turtle seemed to sense something.
At this moment, a black shadow sneaked into the mid-mountain villa area of the Hua family in Tianchuan City. That's a bewitching figure, A Chinese Girl 07?
After this figure stopped in a dense forest somewhere, it turned into another form: Hua Yingying.
The hero rushed back.