Yao Qingsheng took over and finished cutting the vegetables, "I guess... I'm sure you're trying to run away and report to the Immortal King so that he can come and beat me to dust, right?"

The man was immediately flustered when he heard this, and his forehead began to sweat, he really thought so, and it happened that the sentence that beat him to ashes was also exactly what he said in his heart. He shook his brows, and the pockmarks on his forehead were lined up, "Where do you say, how can it be? ”

Yao Qingsheng nodded and said, "I believe it, I believe it when I hear you say outside the door that you don't get drunk or not, let alone this." ”

Mazi scratched his head shyly, he really only listened to the literal meaning.

"If you didn't kill you, I won't do anything to you. But you'd better not think like that. Yao said in a kind tone, "I dare to be so grandiose... It should come to your house blatantly, so naturally I am not afraid of you telling the truth. For I am sure that I will take your heads in the same way, surrounded by Hades and his army. ”

Hearing this, Mazi's face completely retreated.

He said, "Is there any pork or chicken in the house?" ”

"No, the price of pork has risen, I can't afford to eat it, and the chicken is no longer sold. Mazi shook his head.

Yao Qingsheng looked at him for a moment, "What are you stunned about? ”

"Oh, oh!" said Mako, tiptoeing down the bow and arrow from the wall, and ran out of the yard.

Letting him out so easily, this is a good opportunity to give Hades a whistleblower. But now he didn't even dare to think about it, firstly, he was convinced of what Yao Qingsheng had just said. Second, how can a wife and children act rashly at home.

"Hurry up and shoot a wild boar!" Mazi ran into the forest quickly, if he came back late, he didn't know what he would do if he was unhappy, after all, his wife was so beautiful as a flower.

But it also took half an hour to lay down a wild boar. Panting and running home, Yao shook her legs and waited until she was about to fall asleep.

"You're finally back, wait for you pig, my boiling water and cabbage are cold...... I'm not calling you a pig, I'm talking about the pig that rides you. Yao said.

"Adults, forgive me, wild boars are really hard to fight these days, and they are almost smarter than people. Mazi said cautiously, but he also figured out that the young man in front of him was not a ruthless person at all, and after exchanging a few words, it was estimated that there would be no need to be so submissive.

Yao Qingsheng took the wild boar, wrenched its fangs, and said, "Is it so hard to fight? You go to the forest and shout at the wild boar to call it out, and then tell it to stand there and not move, and you draw a bow and shoot an arrow through its head, isn't it done?"

Mazi stared at him for a long time, and was amazed, can he still do this?

Yao Qingsheng avoided his unsightly expression, took the knife and deboned the whole thing, threw one of the tenths that could not be used to the pockmarked face, and turned around and entered the house.

"Good knife technique!" Mazi's face screamed.

Yao Qingsheng turned around and asked with a smile: "Do you want to learn?...... Lao Tzu doesn't teach you. ”

Then in the afternoon, Yao Qingsheng made them a delicious meal that they had not eaten in the underworld for hundreds of years.

"This and this taste!ah~um~!" The woman carefully took a small sip and tasted it, and her heart was suddenly moved, and her face was full of ecstasy.

Yao Qingsheng looked at the woman opposite... The black lips with thick toes exposed two rows of big yellow teeth, thick eyebrows, small eye sockets, and claws on the face looked like spring had come. You can also eat it with relish.

Yao's adaptability is still quite strong, he became numb after disgusting him twice, and he took out feces once or twice back then, and he has never been smoked by the smell of feces since then, hum, not to mention this face.

Mazi's face was excited and he almost pinched and folded his chopsticks, and his heart was also full of gratitude.

"This dish is supposed to be in the sky, why did you come to the underworld?" said the little girl, shaking her head. In such a family of four, only this little girl is well-behaved like a normal ghost, and she has won the love of Yao.

After the meal, he didn't plan to leave immediately, who would be in a hurry about almost dying? He believed that Nangong Bei would take good care of his body. Therefore, it is completely possible to relax in the underworld for a day or two and enjoy some idyllic pleasures.

Besides, I heard that one month in the world and one year in the underworld. There's no need to rush, and there's no time wasted at all. Thinking of this, Yu was completely relaxed.

"Ah~ The world is in a hurry, so sad, only in this underworld can I be a little more relaxed. Yao was lying on the rocking chair and shaking his head and feet. "If there's a sunset to watch, maybe I'll fall in love with this place. ”

The little girl boldly ran to him, "Big brother, my name is Yoyo." ”

"Pretty man. Yao replied with his eyes closed

The little girl lowered the last thin layer of guard, "Big brother, what did you mean by this?"

Yao Sheng said: "My affairs have to be done in the human world, and there is not much time to relax alone, but if I stay in this underworld for two or three days, I will only waste a cup of tea when I return to the world." ”

"Oh!" nodded thoughtfully, "And what is the sunset?"

"You really have a lot of questions. "She was a little unhappy that her solitary space had been invaded. "The sunset is the setting sun, and if you stay in the underworld, you will never see it. ”

The husband and wife, who were sitting on a chair not far away, began to tremble again, staring intently at their daughter. The little boy was also flicking the willow whip angrily beside the fence, and he was going to tease his sister after dinner, but he didn't expect to be so clever and ran to Yao.

Dangling on the rocking chair for half an hour, Yao Qingsheng had nothing to do and nothing to look for, "Yoyo, big brother teaches you the sword, can you learn it?"

After a period of silence, Yoyo suddenly heard this sentence. His eyes lit up suddenly, "Learn, learn!"

The little boy was not happy when he heard this, if his sister learned this terrible man's martial arts, would he still be bullied in the future?

Easily impulsive, the anger in his heart suddenly covered up the fear of Yao's suicide.

"Hey, would you be so kind as to teach my sister how to swordsmanship?" the little boy asked loudly as he ran up to him. This startles the ugly couple who are stealing pleasure on the sidelines.

Yao Qingsheng looked at the little boy with half of his face pouted, "What's your name?"

"My name is..."

"Then you will be so kind to protect your sister?... Hmm, protection?" he didn't intend to listen to the little boy introduce himself, so he asked directly.

"Brother, this is my business, don't worry about me. Yoyo ran to the back of the rocking chair, and Yu shrugged his shoulders, "After you finish eating, your sister would rather find my terrible big brother than play with you, who bullies and who protects?"

"Yoyo, did you say that your brother often bullied you?"

Yoyo looked squirming.

"It's okay, you said, my brother taught you a set of quick martial arts, and after a year of practice, you can defeat a little hell chief!" It's not subtle, but it's simple and brutal.

Yoyo had the confidence to nod his head vigorously and said, "That's right... Brother, he bullies me every day! Don't let me tell my father and mother, otherwise it will be even more double next time, my brother is so hateful!"

I thought that Yoyo would speak lightly, but I didn't expect that not only did he not have it, but he even added a lot of oil and vinegar, it seems that Yoyo's brother has a lot of resentment.

Yao Qingsheng turned his head to look at the ugly couple, the two of them trembled the teacup in their hands, and their ears that had been pricked up naturally heard that Yao Qingsheng did not like their son.

"Beautiful sister, do you say that your son owes a lot?"

The woman nodded again and again, and the two of them said at the same time, "Ow, ow, draw!" After that, she immediately pulled her son over, and her father swept aside, and her mother took a leather whip and taught her a hard lesson.

They are just afraid that Yao will take action in person. I'd rather focus on my subordinates, so that Yao Qingsheng looks satisfied. At the same time, I felt that my son should really be beaten, and my daughter admitted it, and my son bullied my sister every day.

"Told you to bully your sister! Didn't I tell you? I didn't change my teachings, I didn't teach you that boys can't bully girls? You still bullied your own sister! Don't mention your pants, you lift your pants and knock your hands off! Do you know your mistakes? Huh?" The women beat as if they didn't mean to stop.

Yao Qingsheng began to feel distressed when he watched it from the side, "This doesn't look like a pretend." He muttered, "I thought I was afraid that I would be killed, but it turned out that I wanted to go out in person... Beat his son to death. ”

Youyou saw this scene and was very conflicted in his heart, at first he was very relieved in his heart, and he was secretly happy, but it was more of the pity that rose later, and he felt that he was too heavy?

"Alright, don't look at it, wait a while and be careful of the. "Goodbye to her.

Yoyo felt that this was enough, "Mother, don't beat it, I'll break my brother's ass." ”

Yao Qingsheng almost laughed at the tea in his mouth, strange that this family with a long brain could raise such a cute and sensitive little daughter.

But he could confirm from the woman's swear that his son might really be killed if he didn't stop him.

Because...

"Tell you to bully my sister......! Do you dare?............ Fooling around behind my back again!Loser! Cheating with other prodigal hoofers, didn't I see it once or twice... I can't bear it! Kill you..."

In the name of a woman, the rhetoric changed, as if the feelings of the husband in my heart were transferred to the son. Ma Zhilian stood aside and was embarrassed, and said to stop it, the never-ending leather whip will fall on him, don't make a move,... The child was about to be killed.

Yao Qingsheng squinted his eyes and took a closer look, did this woman beat with her eyes closed?

"Stop! Mazi plucked up his courage and said.

"Yes, mother, do you want to fight again!" Youyou pleaded for his brother.

The woman stopped the leather whip in her hand and looked at the pockmarked face intently. Mazi swallowed his saliva and shouted angrily in his heart!

"Xianggong~" The woman threw herself into the arms of the pockmarked face, and at noon the woman had been completely conquered by him, and just now when she was just using violent means, she subconsciously turned over all the old accounts.

Sober, much better.

The son was also beaten half to death.

"No need for your fake mercy! bitch! hypocrisy. The boy lifted his crotch and gave it a push.

"What did you just say? Who taught you!"