Chapter 134: The Bloodiest and Most Pitful Micro Movie of the Year (Second Update)

Compared with the text script, this micro-film is really completed, showing a black humor effect that makes people extremely speechless.

The opening scene is a lightbulb-like spaceship flying through space, with a courier logo on its surface.

Immediately afterward, the camera pans to the interior of the spaceship, where various cargoes are piled up.

A photo appears on the wall of a delivery man holding a cell phone and shaking hands with the company's owner, with the words Best Courier 2550 written underneath.

But when the camera changes again, you can see that the courier uncle is asleep in the chaotic cockpit, with all kinds of leftover food packages and drink cans all over the ground, without the demeanor of the best courier.

At this time, a sign on the spacecraft's autopilot interface appears that it is approaching the next destination.

Uncle Courier was woken up by the sound of a prompt, squinted and reached out to touch the ground, finding a device similar to a mobile phone.

The appearance of this mobile phone is more cartoonish, but the operation interface is no different from ordinary smartphones, and the courier uncle took the mobile phone to his mouth and said: "Log in!" ”

So the ship stopped on the seemingly barren miniature planet, which was not much larger than the ship itself.

It could be seen that the courier uncle was very lazy, he didn't even want to move, and when the spaceship was stable, he said to the mobile phone: "Get out of the cabin!" ”

Soon, a clip appeared, helped the courier uncle wash up, and then sent him out of the cabin.

Uncle Courier stood on this barren planet, the spaceship stopped beside him, and he took out a glass of orange juice from the small hatch next to him and drank it.

He then walked to the exit hatch of the cargo compartment. A package that required more than five thousand times magnification to see clearly was removed.

Uncle Courier took off the package and looked around. The picture zooms out at a rapid pace, except for Uncle Express on this planet. Not a single one.

But in the next second, the city where the little purple man who received the mail suddenly appeared on the screen.

The people around were in a mess, and a little purple man who had just come out of Starbucks after buying breakfast didn't know what was going on, looked up, and suddenly jumped.

An unusually large unidentified object appeared in the sky, and a plane crashed into this unidentified object, directly shattering into pieces.

Little Purple was almost scared and joined the fleeing crowd.

Then, zoom out. Zooming out further, continuing to zoom out, the city turned into an earthy yellow ground, and Uncle Courier finally appeared in the camera, it turned out that the plane just now just hit Uncle Courier's leg.

Little Purple's world is in turmoil because of the sudden appearance of this huge object of unknown origin.

【The end of the world is coming】

No one can save us.

Journalists from all walks of life frantically reported on this unidentified object.

But Uncle Courier was still worried about the recipient of this mission, so he decided to look for it, and he began to wander around the small planet.

So the city of the little purple man was unlucky, where the courier uncle passed. A wreckage in ruins.

The little purple man dispatched a large number of troops to attack Uncle Express, but all the weapons hitting Uncle Express were like tickling.

Uncle Courier looked for it, but there was no figure on the planet, and in the end there was really no way. I had to call the phone number of the little paper man who received the mail.

But the little paper man was being chased and crushed by the cans dropped by the courier uncle, and after a chatter, the phone was quickly disconnected.

Uncle Courier is helpless. I had to say into my phone: "What should I do next?" ”

The phone replied: "You can start the automatic search as a service!" ”

Uncle Courier said helplessly: "Okay, then start!" ”

Soon. The search results came out, and the target was actually on the can under his feet.

Uncle Courier grinned. Bent down to pick up the can, look at it, put the goods in his hand lightly on the can, and then casually threw the can into outer space.

At this time, the phone asks: "Is the task completed?" ”

Uncle Courier replied that it was done and asked the ship to return.

So they quickly returned to the ship.

The ship slowly detached from the planet's surface, and the little purple people on the planet cheered loudly as they drove away the invaders.

However, at this moment, the engine in the tail of the spacecraft suddenly started, and the hot flames enveloped the entire planet.

The planet was burned to slag in an instant.

At this time, the cans floating in outer space slowly entered the picture, and the camera zoomed in, and the little purple man who received the mail was still alive.

At the same time, the package given to him by the courier uncle actually floated in front of the little purple man, who was stunned and opened the package, and inside was a MatrixI. mobile phone.

The picture slowly darkened.

The Matrix Digital logo slowly appears on the screen.

In Yang Lin's office, Bai Hua smiled at the screen and bent over: "Oops, I can't do it, this advertisement is too funny!" Haha, I'm laughing to death! ”

Yang Lin looked at Bai Hua a little speechless and said, "Xiaobai, is it so funny?" ”

Bai Hua said: "Isn't this funny? Mr. Yang, your laughter is too high. I'm sure if you post this video online, it's guaranteed to go viral! ”

Yang Lin smiled and said in his heart, if you knew that every pixel in it was slowly filled in by yourself, you would know why you didn't think it was funny.

Yang Lin logged in to Youdou.com, logged in to an official account of Matrix Digital, and then uploaded this video, which is only more than 100MB long.

Ten minutes later, the video shows that the upload was successful.

Yang Lin forwarded it to his own meager and wrote: The most cheating and bloody micro-movie of the year, welcome to reprint.

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Yangcheng, the headquarters of "Southern Metropolis Daily".

Hu Jia crackled and finished revising a manuscript, picked up the coffee on the table and took a sip gently, and then boarded the meager and refreshed Yang Lin's meager page.

As a reporter who has been following Matrix Digital for a long time, this has almost become a daily must-have action for Hu Jia.

Especially when Matrix Digital hinted that it was going to launch a new mobile phone recently, Yang Lin's meager became the focus of attention from all parties.

However, until now, Matrix Digital has been ambiguous about the news of the release of new mobile phones, and their new mobile phones are produced in their own mobile phone factory, so the media can only get some useful information from the mouths of Matrix Digital's suppliers.

The only thing that can be determined now is that Matrix Digital's new mobile phone will adopt self-developed mobile phone chips, as for whether to adopt the self-developed MatrixOS operating system, there has never been any authoritative news.

As for the appearance and performance data of the new matrix digital mobile phone, it is even more impossible to talk about.

On the contrary, Yang Lin's meager photos of the metal frame of the mobile phone and the sapphire screen occasionally revealed have become the first-hand source of media news.

Therefore, for Hu Jia, refreshing Yang Lin's meager situation every day to see if there is an update has almost become one of her main jobs. (To be continued......)

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