Chapter 3 The Transformation of Scum
The school library is empty on a winter afternoon, and it's closed.
After putting the pile of books in the cart back on the shelves, Lu Tianyu could finally rest for a while. From Monday to Thursday, he worked at noon every day for two hours, earning 15 yuan per hour, which is quite good.
Not being tired at work and having a decent income is one reason, and being able to read books by the way is also an important reason. Books of all kinds, unillustrated, illustrated, lead-printed, hand-copied, all available; What plums, what regiments even have them, but they don't lend them to anything. The abundance of books in the school library really opened Lu Tianyu's eyes, and by the way, he also made up for some difficult tricks.
This is a corner of the library, the shelves are full of philosophy books, which are rarely patronized, and the books are covered with a thick layer of dust, which has become Lu Tianyu's private space.
took out Xiaoqiang from his trouser pocket, although it was still very ugly, but Lu Tianyu's eyes were very gentle when he looked at it, just because now it had a "little pea" in its body.
"Little Pea" is the nickname that Lu Tianyu gave to the "9527 Super Pea-shaped Intelligent Elf", which is both nice and cute, it is a perfect match.
Taking advantage of the fact that there is no one now, Lu Tianyu decided to try the magic APP-Pea Camera.
"I'll cut you first." Lu Tianyu reached out and took a long-expired entertainment magazine from the magazine shelf next to him, and on the cover was a coolly dressed female star, with charming eyes like water, looking at herself directly.
Holding Xiaoqiang in his hand and clicking on the cartoon beauty icon of "Pea Camera", at this moment, Lu Tianyu only felt that his eyes lit up, and there seemed to be something more.
According to the operation method taught by Little Pea, Lu Tianyu silently said in his heart: "I want to sprout." As soon as he finished speaking, he felt his eyes blink involuntarily, and then a photo appeared in front of him, which was the cover of the magazine.
"Wow, the clarity is pretty good! Good seductive eyes, such a straight nose bridge, and good red lips. No, why is there a mole on the chin, and it's so dark and dizzy, why didn't I notice it. In an instant, the status of female stars in Lu Tianyu's heart plummeted, and they were instantly ranked behind Teacher Cang.
However, Lu Tianyu's excitement did not subside at all, it seems that Little Pea really did not lie to himself, this is really a magical mobile phone, even more magical than that magical website.
Clicking on the icon of "Pea Warehouse", several lines of information appeared on the screen:
【Total capacity of peas: 200 grains】
【Used pea capacity: 1 piece】
【Remaining pea capacity: 199 grains】
Below is a folder, marked with the word "photo", click in to see, there is only one photo in it, it is the magazine cover I just took, I tried it, and I can delete it.
"High, really high! Wonderful, really wonderful! "Lu Tianyu is happy.
The young man thought in his heart: "Now there is only one level of small peas, and the total capacity is two hundred peas, and each photo occupies the capacity of one pea, which means that I can now permanently record two hundred photos, which is enough for the obstetrics and gynecology exam!" Hmph, Chen Xi, you wait and see! ”
Although Lu Tianyu is very uncomfortable with this intelligent elf from the future world actually using peas to measure capacity, but fortunately, he is also a person who has touched a computer, and he regards a pea as a trillion capacity of a computer, that is, 1M, which is immediately much easier to understand.
Next, Lu Tianyu began to work hard, turned out "Obstetrics and Gynecology" from his schoolbag, spread it flat on the table, and from the first chapter, his eyes began to open and close uninterruptedly, like a machine gun, and he kept silently chanting "I want to sprout" in his heart, and suddenly felt that he was cute.
"It's finally over!" Turning to the last page, Lu Tianyu let out a sigh of relief, rubbed his eyes fiercely, and tears couldn't help but flow down. Only then did he realize that it was also a very painful thing for his eyes to blink more than a hundred times in a short period of time.
Click on the icon of "Pea Warehouse" again, and the content of the information has changed.
【Total capacity of peas: 200 grains】
【Used pea capacity: 180 grains】
【Remaining pea capacity: 20 grains】
There are also one hundred and eighty more pictures in the photo folder, and of course, the content of these pictures has been deeply reflected in Lu Tianyu's mind, ready to be dispatched at any time.
Full of a sense of pride in his heart, Lu Tianyu clicked on the "Pea Elf" icon and entered: "Little Pea, thank you." ”
Regarding the name Lu Tianyu gave him, the pea elf didn't seem to have any disgust, but only showed two words: "Hehe." ”
"Little Pea, you are now level 1, how can you level up next?" Lu Tianyu was quite concerned about this issue.
"Turtle, if you want me to upgrade, it's very simple, your reputation among your classmates reaches one hundred." Little Pea seems to like to call Lu Tianyu a turtle.
"So what am I going to do?"
"I don't know this, did you mess around in college? Find your own way! Don't ask any more, I'm tired, I'm going to rest! ”
"Hey, are you there?"
"Hey, are you still there?"
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This time, no matter how Lu Tianyu typed, there was no reaction on the screen.
"This little pea's temper is not small!" Looking at the broken mobile phone screen, Lu Tianyu thought blankly.
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I went to class in the afternoon, continued to work in the evening, and when I returned to the dormitory, it was already eleven o'clock in the evening, and there were only two people in the dormitory of six people.
Zhong Jianguo, the boss of the dormitory on the top bunk, had already fallen asleep, and the sound of thunderous snoring resounded throughout the dormitory, and also spread to the neighbors on the left and right, completely covering up the ambiguous wheezing sound in the dormitory next door.
The fourth Liu Bin surprisingly did not go to the bar today, but sat on his lower bunk, lying on the table, writing hard, not knowing what he was writing.
"Third child, are you back?"
"Well, fourth, why didn't you go out to have fun today? Writing love letters? Do you want me to help you consult, I read a book of "Grass Lantern Monk" in the library today, there are a lot of good words in it, I will borrow it from you? ”
"you, what "Grass Lantern Monk", it's obviously "Lamp Grass Monk". I'm doing business. ”
"No, you're still doing business at night?"
"Third child, don't look down on me, I'm preparing a cheat sheet for next week's obstetrics and gynecology exam."
"The sun is coming out in the west? Fourth, you've never prepared cheat sheets before. Lu Tianyu was completely confused.
"That was before, this time is different, obstetrics and gynecology to be honest, I didn't listen much, I can't do it if I don't prepare. Fourth, this is the cheat sheet of the first ten chapters, you take it. ”
"For me?" Lu Tianyu looked puzzled.
"Well, I made a special copy of this cheat sheet for you. In next week's exam, you must work hard, strive to kill Chen Xi, help yourself fight for breath, and also help your brothers fight for breath, as soon as I think of that girl's villain face, I will be angry! As a poor student in the class, Liu Bin usually suffers from the health balls of the study committee.
took the neatly cut small note, looking at the ugly but neat handwriting on it, Lu Tianyu's heart warmed, good brother, it's really interesting, it's not in vain that I usually help you wash so many stinky socks.
Liu Bin, the fourth in the 308 dormitory, from the deep-sea special economic zone, his parents and two elder brothers, are doing foreign trade business in the special zone, because of the early start, flexible mind, the family business is more and more prosperous, it is said that the assets of the Liu family at the beginning of the 21st century exceeded 100 million yuan; Coupled with this guy's height of one meter seven or eight, he is quite handsome, and he has a big mouth that can speak, he is a well-known rich and handsome person in Donghai Medical College, and he is nicknamed "Liu Gongzi".
"Fourth, no need, you don't have to prepare for me, this obstetrics and gynecology exam, I will definitely get a score that will make everyone stunned, you just see." Lu Tianyu said confidently, and at the same time did not forget to make a victory gesture, but no matter how you look at it, it looks like a second cargo holding scissors.
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At nine o'clock in the morning on Wednesday, the obstetrics and gynecology exam officially began.
Seeing the questions on the test paper, all the students gasped, this teacher is too perverted, more than half of the questions are not within the scope of the exam she has demarcated in advance, this is the rhythm of the whole person!
Liu Bin, who was worried, hated in his heart: ", no wonder people say that the exam is like a sanitary napkin, it is obviously a pad-sized exam volume, but there is a multi-day test range, forcing us to use the extended review at night, but as a result, it still leaks." The third child is hanging this time! ”
Chen Xi, who was sitting behind Lu Tianyu, gloated with a gloating face, looked at the thin back, and curled his mouth: "Hmph, you can get thirty points in the exam this time, even if you burn high incense, wait to lose face, university scum." ”
Looking at the test paper in front of him, Lu Tianyu had a calm face.
After reading the question, a clear and abnormal photo automatically appeared in front of Lu Tianyu's eyes, which was the description of the symptoms of child (uterine) fibroids in the textbook "Obstetrics and Gynecology", every word was so clear, even the pictures were clearly visible.
The next thing is simple, pick up the pen, brush and brush, the pen is like a god, and you don't even need time to think, Lu Tianyu enjoys the beautiful feeling of "everything is under control" of Xueba.
At eleven o'clock, the bell rang for the end of the exam, and most of the students were depressed, but Lu Tianyu looked calm, stood up, and prepared to leave the classroom
"Lu Tianyu, you're dead! This exam is so difficult, you can get 30 points is considered lucky, and you bet with me, you are really thick-skinned, scumbag! A shrill female voice sounded behind her.
Lu Tianyu turned around and said coldly: "Classmate Chen Xi, what are you arrogant now?" When the test results come out, you have the ability to do it again. After saying this, the young man walked straight out of the classroom, leaving the other party with a cool back.
"What are you dragging, when the results come out, I want you to lose face, wait to lose face downstairs in the girls' dormitory!" Chen Xi cursed loudly, at this time, she was full of confidence.
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Three days later, when the test results were announced on the campus website, everyone couldn't believe their eyes, and Chen Xi's glasses were even more shattered.
When the school announced the results, it was not sorted according to the scores, but only by class, and announced in order according to the size of the student number, but this did not prevent everyone from silently sorting in their hearts.
[Department of Clinical Medicine, Class 1, Class 3, Obstetrics and Gynecology Examination Results]
Tang Kun, 88 points. Tang Kun is Lu Tianyu's roommate, the second in line, the winner of the first-class scholarship for three consecutive years, a well-known scholar in the Department of Clinical Medicine, and has long occupied the first place in the third class.
Chen Xi, 82 points. Chen Xi, a member of the study committee, the helpless second thousand-year-old child, just because of Tang Kun's existence, everyone secretly gave her a nickname, second senior brother.
Because the order of the student number is last, Lu Tianyu's score is the third record from the bottom, when they saw that score, everyone was no longer calm, they only felt that their hearts had been trampled on countless times, countless times, as if there were 100,000 divine beasts with their heads held high, walking through their hearts in a large parade array.
Some people say that there must be something wrong with the system; Some people say that they must be dazzled; Some people say that it must be the teacher who marked the wrong paper...... and said everything, just because the score was so amazing.
96 points!!