Chapter 405: Your Whole Family Is Miss!
This is a special place, dim and terrible, in the center of this special place, there are two poor women, one is Huang Xiaoya, and the other is Liu Sanjie.
Liu Sanjie and Huang Xiaoya originally went to see a movie a few nights ago, but when their sisters came back, they were knocked out by a few weirdos......
When they woke up, they came here, and there was nothing to do every day, three meals a day, served on time, and the meals were not bad.
It's like this every day, and I don't know how long it's been. Huang Xiaoya's temper was already violent, and she scolded outside every day, saying that who are you, why did you arrest us? If you don't have money, you don't want to give it to Yunyun!
No, Huang Xiaoya began to scold again.
"Is there anyone? Get out of here, why did you offend you? Why are you trapping your mother here? You guys raised by xx! You guys ¥¥@@#%...... When my man Guan Yu comes to save me, I will pick your skin and smoke your tendons! ”
“%¥#@@¥!”
“……”
Liu Sanjie looked at the crazy Huang Xiaoya, and couldn't help but persuade: "Xiaoya, you can rest for a while, I've been scolding for a few hours, and I haven't seen anyone." ”
"Cousin, I'm so angry, who are they? Why are you trapping us here? If you want to kill, you can come at will, but we are so trapped, and there are lice on our bodies, what is the matter? ”
“……”
"I said, cousin, it's been two or three days, right? Why didn't Guan Yu come to save us? Do you think he's going to come to our rescue? Huang Xiaoya looked at her cousin with wide eyes, hoping that her cousin would give an answer.
Liu Sanjie gritted her teeth and said very firmly: "Don't worry, Guan Yu will definitely come to us, he is a reliable man!" ”
"A reliable man, still so attentive, half-hearted, what kind of superb headmistress, what kind of perfect girl's school flower, and what kind of ......"
"Oops! Fools, the more capable men are, the easier it is to be liked by girls. As long as he takes you seriously, you really can't control other women. After all, a very, very good man can't really belong to a man. ”
Huang Xiaoya looked at her cousin in a daze, surprised at why her cousin said such "rebellious" words. Should a man with the ability be half-hearted? Could it be that a man with the ability can spend his heart on a big radish? Huang Xiaoya doesn't understand, and she can't figure it out!
She viciously grabbed a cockroach from her body, and then pinched it to death directly with one hand, the flesh and blood were blurred, and poor Xiaoqiang died!
"Bad man, hateful man, dead Guan Yu, bad Guan Yu, I hate you to death! Why are you so charming, why did you hook my little heart, why are you why are you ......"
"Oh, by the way, I said cousin, let me ask you a question." Huang Xiaoya asked Sanjie Liu with a wicked smile on her face.
"Well, you ask, don't be so mysterious."
"You tell you the truth, do you like Guan Yu?"
"I ......"
"To tell you the truth, we're all trapped here anyway, maybe we'll be trapped to death, now let's talk about this to pass the time." Huang Xiaoya said.
Liu Sanjie bit her lip and nodded: "I like ......"
Huang Xiaoya also nodded, not revealing a particularly strange look.
"But ......," Liu Sanjie continued: "My cousin is a widow, and she also has an oil bottle, even if she likes him, what's the use?" My cousin is absolutely unworthy of him, so my cousin won't have anything to do with him at all. ”
Huang Xiaoya was slightly moved, but still sighed slightly, yes, how could a man as good as Guan Yu accept a widow with an oil bottle? Moreover, there is a 10-year age gap.
"Alas, cousin, you are sexy, beautiful, and human. Wife, Guan Yu has an extremely strong lethality to a small ** silk man, I have read those 'health' magazines that say that a small ** silk man like Guan Yu is often a sexy person like you. The wife is in charge, so you don't have to feel inferior! You should be confident, hold your chest high! ”
“……”
Liu Sanjie couldn't wait to slap her little hooligan cousin to death, what is this talking about? …… However, she does have some faint expectations in her heart, does she really have an extremely strong lethality to a little ** silk man like Guan Yu? Could it be that Guan Yu really jerks off by himself? Ahh How can you think of such a rogue thing! Even if Sanjie Liu is such an insightful widow, she can't help but feel hot and a little red on her face.
"You little girl, what are you talking about, telling you not to look at those miscellaneous things, what are you looking at?"
"Hey! Cousin, I'm an adult. Besides, I'm still a virgin, so I'm naturally curious about those things! Unlike you, I naturally want to know more about it, this is responsible for my own life, so I am a perfect woman. ”
“……”
Half in the bag.
Sanjie Liu is really drunk!
"Huh? Cousin, can I ask you one more question? "Huang Xiaoya tonight is like a hundred thousand whys.
"Say."
"Say!"
"That...... Have you slept with Guan Yu? ”
"Poof......
Liu Sanjie almost spurted out a mouthful of blood, this little girl is getting more and more disagreeable, more and more yellow!
"Cousin~~, just tell someone."
"Nope!"
"Don't sister~~"
"Nope!! Even if I wanted to, I didn't have the chance. Besides, that kid is a bit stupid, and he doesn't know how to take the initiative. ”
“……”
All right! This time Huang Xiaoya was defeated.
Just as the two sisters were chatting "in harmony" there, the door to this room was suddenly opened.
The door opened, and a young man in a white suit and white leather shoes walked in, even if the light was dim, he could see that this young man was a suffocating handsome man.
Hua Meinan glanced at Huang Xiaoya and Liu Sanjie, the corners of his mouth twitched, and then showed a look of disdain, as if he was slandering this kind of vulgar powder, and only that kid likes it......
Huang Xiaoya suddenly saw Hua Meinan, and was a little surprised, but then she gritted her teeth viciously: "You caught us?" ”
"Yes, I captured you." Hua Meinan said in a faint voice: "It really frightened the two young ladies." ”
"Miss? You're Miss, your mom is Miss, your whole family is Miss!! Huang Xiaoya fought back directly and scolded, although you look like a sassy person, you look like a professor in "Who is from the Orangutan", you can't say that I am "Miss"!