Chapter 8: Crab San, clip this parrot to death for me
When I returned to the door of the house, it was already half past nine, needless to say that Chu Tian also knew that there was no one at home, but there was nothing to do, so he simply basked in the sun at the door for a while.
After walking back and forth with him twice, 'Wangcai' ran to the small tree at the door by himself, jumping around, and his mouth was still making a watery cry.
Speaking of the orange trees five meters away from the stone steps on the left side of the door, Chu Tian sighed with emotion, when the little kumquat was ripe a few days ago, he still felt very strange, this guy, the tree is not very big, but the fruit on it is obviously much more than the one one meter away from it, when he is thinking about it, let Wangcai find a way to get a kumquat juice to drink.
As a result, hey, when he thought of this, Chu Tian only felt his stomach churning, how could that little kumquat tree grow by itself, most of it was good to fertilize and fertilize it!
No, Wangcai is ready to work again!
Before Wangcai peed, it was different from other dogs, it had to do a set of actions similar to the previous human wizards, that is, jump around the tree (person) first, and then pee, Chutian estimated that Wangcai was announcing that he was communicating with the tree about sovereignty, after all, the tree is also spiritual, right.
One turn, one more turn.
Chu Tian looked at Wangcai who was screaming and jumping under the dazzling sunlight, and felt that the whole crab was almost stunned.
"You have rabies today, just pee, and you still dance?"
Chu Tian endured the dizzy head and spat a few mouthfuls of foam, Wangcai turned his head and snorted, glanced at each other with extremely resentful eyes, and then continued to scream.
"I ...... Hey? ”
Chu Tian jumped down from the stone steps, then opened his eight claws and a pair of crab claws, creaked, and came to Wangcai in a few big strides, and then raised his head, only to see a praying mantis with the length of his index finger on the small kumquat tree at the door, holding a pair of green pickaxes and throwing at Wangcai, and there were 4-5 eggs attached to the leaves behind its buttocks, a bit like bird poop.
"Hey, Brother Mantis, let's let our family Wangcai finish peeing first."
The two long whiskers in front of the mantis eyes moved twice, and then still held a pair of pickaxes, and a pair of mantis eyes stared at Wangcai's dog legs, which means obviously, don't be close to me and I am not familiar with you.
"Hey, praying mantis, you, shake your face with me, and have the ability to come down and fight alone!"
……
The praying mantis hadn't moved yet, Chu Tian only heard the sound of something breaking from the villa behind him, followed by a loud cry, which should be the cry of the Wu family's parrot.
The parrot's name is 'Fairy', and it is a cherished species of parrot with a purple crest.
This parrot is Wu's father's baby, and it is also the 3.5th human in the family, its IQ is very high, it has a wide range of hobbies, it is very high-key, loves to pretend, and likes to show off in the pile of people when there is nothing to do...... Of course, these are not its strong points, its best thing is singing.
From the black cat sheriff to the joyful one, from the foreign to the domestic, from the classical to the popular, as long as it has heard it, it can more or less come to two sentences, but its voice is too much, whenever Wu Dad and they go out, Chu Tian is actually the last thing he wants to stay in the villa, because the voice sings like Pavarotti, but it is not in tune.
Every time Chu Tian was eating and drinking milk, Leng Buding would be sprayed with milk by its sudden singing, and today it was rare to hear a 'goblin' scream, Chu Tian was happy, and he didn't care about making trouble with the mantis brother, so he rushed directly to the house.
Entering the villa, what catches your eye is a mess of the ground and the parrot covering the private parts, and the crab Lao San on the opposite side of the parrot is holding the crab claws in that showing off his might, clapping his hands, and the cat's eyes of the 'candy' on the side are bright.
"What do you do with woteayou?" Chu Tian asked.
The crab boss opened his mouth and didn't say anything, but scolded the crab boss and motioned to the crab boss to say.
The second crab covered his mouth and swept the crab third in front of him with his buttocks: "You did it, you said." ”
The crab squinted, danced the crab clan dance gloatingly, pointed at the parrot in front of him, and said in a high-spirited tone: "Just now, this cub and I went head-to-head, and I pinched its little XX." ”
Chutian "......" and then what?
"Then, the 'goblin' fanned the fruit bowl on the glass table to the ground!"
……
Well, cleaning!
With these guys, Chu Tian can't say anything, do they understand the big reason with them, even if they understand, can you still expect them to be able to use it, if you don't talk far, just talk about the crab Laosan, the crab Laosan, this guy is usually funny, according to human standards, he is stunned, and what he does is a fool, but he is still arrogant.
Just now, Chu Tian took a special glance at the position covered by the 'goblin', fortunately there was no blood in that place, otherwise it must be the crab third who died, you must know that an ordinary parrot is already very valuable on the market, let alone a cherished species.
According to Chutian's known market, the market price of the 'goblin' is about 1.5 million, and it is at least 3-50,000 yuan if a handful of hair is dropped, and the crab Laosan, his market price of 15 yuan may not be reached......
Throughout the afternoon, Chu Tian commanded several animals in the family to clean up because the labor force at home was too small, and the 'candy' was requisitioned again, the reason is: If you still want to continue to drink milk, just work for me, the method is very bloody, but it is very practical, so the attitude of 'candy' towards Chu Tian, who has been busy all afternoon, has almost become a feud.
The glass slag of the fruit bowl took more than an hour to finish with the help of the pets, and the 'goblin' expressed his gratitude to Chu Tian with gratitude, Chu Tian felt very surprised, he didn't expect that the parrot in front of him could also speak English.
The pronunciation of parrot is: three x have.
Chutian: "Yes, Wellkang." “
The parrot's eyes lit up, a pair of parrot eyes lit up, it gave up covering the place where it was clipped, and flapped its wings: "Chopping oil Sbick is coming?" “
Really!
This parrot is not simple!
Chu Tian scratched his head, trying to think that he had never scored more than 60 points in English in the exam in his previous life, and after thinking for a long time, Chu Tian stubbornly said, "yes! “
The parrot flew into the air and sang an English song, Chu Tian knew as soon as he heard it, this guy was pretending again, and he had lived in the Wu family for dozens of days, and he had always thought that the parrot was genius enough, demonic enough, and when I looked at it today, I still underestimated this guy.
The parrot spun around in the air and asked happily, "Dwarf Will?" “
Chu Tian thought about it, and there seemed to be no explanation for this sentence in his mind, so he couldn't help but raise his head, ready to say, "NO knows what you said", but he didn't want to see the parrot happily proudly headed, wings stuck on his waist, like a victorious general, flicking his two paws, walking between the crab boss and the crab boss and the crab second, and the meaning was clear: "High-end things, you old hats don't understand it at all!" “
The most important thing is that the crab boss, the second crab and the third crab have obviously not come out of the artistic conception of the song sung by the 'goblin'.
Chutian "......" crab third killed this parrot for me, I can't bear it!