My name is Chu Cannon, and I am a glorious ...... in the Land of Decay Glorious ...... Fuck the glory, Lao Tzu is the most unlucky and miserable skeleton soldier in the Land of Rot!

When I woke up again, my consciousness was no longer muddy, and I immediately realized that this resurrection was a little unusual.

Although the soul fire was still burning, I couldn't move at all, I couldn't move a finger, every bone in my body seemed to be frozen by some dark and cold energy, I could clearly sense every part of my body, but I couldn't command them at all. Fortunately, the soul fire can slowly parade around the body, and when necessary, the skeleton can have a 360-degree panoramic view, relying on this convenience, I scanned the whole body with difficulty, only to find that my body was tied by a dark black chain, and at the same time was hung on a cross made of white bones, and the posture was similar to that of the suffering Son.

Wait, where did I go for my last supper? It's not even professional.

It's all at this time, I'm still in the mood to make such boring jokes, and I admire my own optimism a little, I really like to daydream, and I think I can get together my body to become the captain of the squad and become the captain of hell to marry the Queen of Pain and crown the Throne of Skull!

But what can I do now?

Even with my very limited wisdom, judging by the current scenario, I can find that the situation I am facing now is very bad, it is simply terrible, right?

I had always been confident that no matter how I died, I would be a new skeleton after every resurrection, and no other necromantic creatures would know me. What's more, every time I am resurrected, I will have complete memories with me, and there will be some additional adventures, which will make me feel like a tiger. I believe that as long as I die enough, sooner or later, I will be able to open my eyes and become full of six god costumes.

But this time it's different, it's really different. I've obviously died before, and as soon as I open my eyes, someone is chained here, which shows that there is an existence that can use unknown means to accurately locate my resurrection location! Before I can wake up in my new body, catch me here! If that's the case, it doesn't matter how many times I can be resurrected, I don't have any time to cultivate, it's just a constant delivery of food to the other party!

And I don't have to look back, I can sense who locked me up, that gentle breath that has been blended with water and milk, has already left a deep imprint in my soul fire, not to mention dying once, even if it is a hundred times and a thousand times, this imprint will not be erased, I can easily recognize her, recognize this pink skeleton of mine!

Wait, the imprint engraved into the soul fire?!

Suddenly figured this out, my struggle became more intense than ever! Damn, damn it, damn it! This pink skeleton, she is simply a devil! Even the innocence of a small skeleton has to be used, and she actually deceived my feelings of Chu Dacang, making me like her After falling in love with her, she secretly injected her yin soul-chasing brand into my soul fire while the soul fire was blending!

Now I can't escape her pursuit forever, it's really vicious, no wonder the saying goes, the green silk snake is not poisonous to the bee's tail needle, this pink skeleton she is too vicious! Compared with her, the death knight Abaddon is simply pure and harmless like a little white flower! Although he killed me three times, it was only an accidental kill, and there was no clear purpose and plan, and she I loved so much wanted to use me for sustainable development!

How long will this development last?I smiled bitterly in my heart, facing this situation, even with the mentality that I felt that I could get together my body and become the captain of the squad to become the captain of the Hell Lord, marry the Queen of Pain, and crown the Skeleton Throne, I was not optimistic. Because from what I know about these necromantic creatures in the Rotten Lands, the duration of this sustainable development is probably ......

Forever.

At least, at least I need to know what the name of this pink skeleton I love, this pink skeleton that is about to torment me to the end of time!

Want to know her name;

Wondering what race she is;

I wonder what she thinks of me;

I wonder why she was so cruel to me;

I wonder who else she has treated so cruelly;

I wonder if she has any soul fellowship with others;

I wonder if she is entangled with others;

Want to know what she really experienced;

want to know her true character;

want to know what she really looks like;

Want to know her true preferences;

want to know her true heart;

Want to know, want to know, want to know want to know......

I want to know everything about her!!

No, it seems that there is something wrong, and I always feel that my current mentality is a little wrong... Just as I was concentrating, trying to retrieve what was wrong with my soul fire, a light, soft voice came from above my head:

I'm the Queen of Pain.

I will never forget this, this gentle voice engraved into my soul, is the pink skeleton I gave my heart to! Is she right next to me? Is she really the ghost she did?! Tell me, why are you doing this?!

I tried my best to push myself up, and I raised my head a little higher, and finally saw the whole picture of the pink skeleton in front of me, but she was no longer a skeleton.

It is almost exactly the same as a normal person's body, but the skin on the whole body is blue-gray, like an alien, but the appearance is by no means as terrible as the alien, on the contrary, it is extremely beautiful, and the figure is also convex and backward and exploded to the extreme, and the whole body exudes an aura that can easily seduce the most primitive desires of the opposite sex. If you want to say that she is different from normal people, it is that this beautiful woman has a pair of bat-like wings on her back and two curved horns on her forehead.

Looking at me, she smiled at me, and she smiled at me, holding her face with both hands, and said with a shy gesture of a little woman: I am so longed for by you, and you have such a deep love for me, it really makes me feel embarrassed.

What are you embarrassed about? Are you embarrassed to hang me on the cross and absorb me as a nourishment? You wicked woman! I really misjudged you, and I have the ability to let me down, and we will fight to the death with dignity......

It's the first time for me to intersect with other creatures and soul fires for dual cultivation, and no one has ever double-cultivated with me before you. The Queen of Pain fiddled with her hand, blew on her nails, and said nonchalantly.

Enchantress... Wrong, banshee! Do you think I'll be tempted and forgive you if you say that? Every bitch will claim to be incomparably pure, but in fact he is a human being! Besides, what is so rare about the first time you betrayed me and tried to raise me for food, Uncle Ben doesn't care at all! But just in case, I'm going to ask, are you really the first time? The first time you are so skillful, you can't lie to me, right?

The Queen of Pain smiled at me, then reached out her fingertips and picked at my chin, leaned down and kissed my boneless chin with her seductive dark purple lips, straightened up and said, "Believe it or not, little skeleton, you know, I really fell in love with you during the time you lost consciousness."

Don't you show a 'are you as easy to deceive as a pen', okay, my Queen of Pain is telling the truth, although you may be quite difficult to understand, but guess how many times you have died during the time you lost consciousness?

I said coldly, do you guess I don't guess?

The Queen of Pain seemed to anticipate my reaction, and she said to herself no matter what I said: You know, it's actually been three days since you were first taken by me, and in those three days, you've died nine times. Of course, these nine deaths are exactly the same, they are all located by me using the soul brand, and then found out from the thousands of dry bones in the Bone Mountain, and finally forcibly inhaled your young soul fire into your body before your complete consciousness awakened, in other words, I have killed you ten times and eaten ten times in just a few days, hey~~!

Hey, hey, what a fart, you think I'll forgive you for selling such a horrible cute?!

My mouth was screaming, but the soul fire kept shaking, as if... This terrible banshee is right, I've been dead many, many times, and there are some fragments in my mind, always fleeting, making me think I had a nightmare, but I didn't expect that those scenes of being eaten were completely real, but I didn't want to accept it, and I deceived myself into taking those as a dream!

Paocannon, it was in this process that I found out that I was deeply in love with you. The voice of the Queen of Pain began to become like a little girl next door who worships her childhood sweetheart, she said affectionately, Cannon, every time you are resurrected, you are so resolute, no matter how many times you suffer, you can't wear out your great dreams, I have been the Queen of Pain for so many years and have never seen you so fun... Resolute prey, so I found out that in the process of torturing you, I have already fallen deeply in love with you!

The devil will believe you!

I continued to scold, but a little joy involuntarily rose in the soul fire, and the smile that joy turned into almost made me unable to close my mouth, Pao Pao, she called me Pao Pao Ye, this title sounds really good......

Cannon, in the process of absorbing your soul every time, people find that every harvest is small and pitiful. The voice of the Queen of Pain turned into the whisper of an adulterous lover in her ear: Later, I found out that the luscious energy on your soul fire can only be absorbed into me in large quantities under the premise that you are willing, otherwise you can only absorb a small and small amount, without quenching your thirst or itching. So, cannon, my dear cannon's favorite cannon, for the sake of me loving you so much, when will you be able to voluntarily give me your energy?

Hey, hey, hey, I'm actually her dear cannon's favorite cannon, and I'm a little excited to hear it~~!In the face of such a delicate and lovely banshee, I can't wait to be good to her with my heart and lungs, but it's just a request for a little energy, of course I'm ......

I won't say yes at all!!

Looking at the stunned expression on the face of the Queen of Pain, I opened and closed my jaw and tried to show that I was smiling.

Soon, the Queen of Pain, the banshee I love deeply, the expression on her face changed from shock to shame, and then to sneer, but her voice was still as sweet as ever: Do you know that other banshees can only be called the Banshee of Pain, but I am called the Queen of Pain, because of my great achievements back then~!

I forgot hundreds of years ago, there was a pope in the Obedience Sect who did not stop the archbishop Amway, experienced S/M once, and then fell in love with the sport, and in order to experience the ultimate painful pleasure, he summoned me to the Holy See Hill. I inflicted on him unparalleled pain and excitement, and the Pope indulged in it and devoted all his leisure time to enjoying the misery I brought upon him.

Eventually, in pursuit of this kind of pain that only I could inflict on him, the Pope gave up all his duties and experienced several near-death experiences under my supernatural means. But then, due to the discontent within the sect caused by the Pope's long-term neglect of the government, he was burned at the stake by the angry congregants, and I was imprisoned by the congregation. Since then, the Pope has been deeply aware of his mistake, but he still can't help himself when he thinks of my pain.

The Catholics had no choice but to abandon their plans to purify me, promising to let me go as long as I let the Pope take care of political affairs. So I planted a hint in the Pope's spirit to make him think that he liked men. The hint was very successful, and the Pope became a base old man who liked to be bloomed with chrysanthemums, and due to the limited capacity of chrysanthemums, he finally had time to deal with government affairs. In order to cover up the fact that the Pope is a pervert, the Obedience Sect granted me the position of Secret Empress, and declared to the world that the Pope has the most perfect spouse in the world... Haha, so cannonball, do you know, I'm a real queen~~!

I say this not to show off, but to tell you a fact: don't think that your steadfastness and unyielding will have an effect on me, can your weak will be comparable to the will of the Holy Light and the Holy Spirit? As long as I want, I can shape your soul into my shape~! So, in the next time, let's be good~good! play~play~!

Hehe, you went crazy in pain when you were crushed by me, and every time you relied on shouting your ideals to strengthen your will. I didn't expect you to want to marry me when you were still a low-level skeleton!Hehe, blame me for being embarrassed~~ You have achieved the three steps of getting together your body to become the captain of the squad and serving as the lord of hell, and it is too difficult to marry me, the queen of pain, why don't we start by marrying other necromantic creatures?

Looking at the warm smile of the Queen of Pain, my soul fire became colder and colder, slowly sinking towards the endless abyss, this damn ghost banshee, she really wants to start playing with my soul and inflicting a huge amount of pain on me!

What to do, what to do, after the endless pain, as long as she gives me a little sweetness, I will die for her, like a dog around her! I have heard of this symptom before my death, with this disease, the victim will not only not hold a grudge against the perpetrator, but will also be like a madman, completely in love with the perpetrator, obeying his orders, as if he is called Si... Stockholm syndrome?

It's over, it's all over, it's really over this time.

It doesn't matter how many times I die, but if even my mind is distorted, am I really me?

If I lose my obsession, I'll disappear, right?

I, Chu Cannon, really don't want to disappear.

Anyone can,

It's good for everyone,

Is there anyone who,

I can come,

Help me......