"Happy Little 2b."

This is a 2010 life humor drama, based on the bits and pieces of life anecdotes, based on the experience of the protagonist Xiao 2b, showing humor and spoofs. The director and producer are Li Hongsu and others, of course, Bai Yuhan doesn't know who Li Hongsu is, it's 2006, and the ghost knows where she is hiding in the mud.

This short drama has a total of 25 episodes, and there are only a few episodes that can be seen, the actors' acting skills are super bad, the story is far-fetched, and the standard is poor enough.

However, the reason why Bai Yuhan chose this part is because of his thoughts. This "Happy Little 2b" has a lot of shortcomings, but it is undeniable that there are plenty of highlights, and many humorous jokes can be changed casually, which can be hilarious. The most critical point is that this drama is filmed without pressure, no big scenes, no need to show off acting skills, and it is very suitable for novice filming.

Moreover, the story in 2010 is estimated to be not enough, and in 2006 it is enough to crush some spoof dramas on the Internet.

"There are more than 20 episodes of "Happy Little 2b", and a few episodes are too far-fetched, I have to organize and adapt them, strive to shorten them to ten episodes, and then integrate some highlights of other episodes to make a series that goes to the next level."

After thinking about it, Bai Yuhan just knocked and typed on the computer, deleting and adding for a while, and buried himself in writing the script. He doesn't know anything about the creation of scripts, what foreshadowing, what sub-shots, and what main lines and sub-plots he doesn't know much, but ~a~this~reading~ The novel ybdu does not prevent him from writing the script in his own way.

Quite simply, his script is only three parts.

Characters, lines, narration.

"The first episode, "Silly A and Silly C", characters: White Swordsman, Niu Yinan, Passerby A, Passerby B, ......"

started writing in the morning, and before lunch, Bai Yuhan finally finished the script of the first episode. The story is very simple, the protagonist Bai Swordsman forgot to bring paper when he went to the toilet, and he met a buddy Niu Yinan who didn't bring paper, one solved it with his fingers, and the other solved it with clothes.

Then both of them went to the bank ATM, one planned to withdraw 100 yuan to buy clothes, and the other planned to deposit 100 yuan. Because there was a passer-by in front of him who was grinding and chirping to delay time, the two of them totaled, since one took one and saved the other, the white swordsman simply gave 100 yuan to Niu Yinan, just take what they need, saving time and effort.

Waiting for the transaction to be completed, the white swordsman suddenly realized that the other party hacked him with a 2 yuan handling fee......

In short, it's a vulgar and funny story.

Smack!

After the lunch meal was delivered, Bai Yuhan slapped the two printed pieces of paper on the dining table, looked at the six employees and said, "Boss, I have already written the script for the first episode of the first film, you all take it and give me some advice." ”

Seven people and six dishes, the food is not bad, Bai Yuhan put down the script, and immediately ate two bowls of rice. Now he's energized and doesn't want to waste any time.

The employees were not in a hurry to eat, and they all rushed to read the script of two sheets of paper.

"Since ancient times, no one has no, and there is no one who without paper. If I don't have paper, do you want me to use my fingers? Liu Yuan exaggerated a line and laughed, "Swordsman, I didn't expect you to be able to compose poems, and you rhyme, great talent, great talent!" ”

"What a great talent, it's a crooked talent, what you say, it's ugly." Zhang Ping is thirty years old and said with a smile.

Her sister Zhang Lan is only twenty-two, her face is very thin, and she blushes a little: "Vulgar." ”

Bai Yuhan raised his eyebrows: "Zhang Lan, what you said is wrong, what is vulgar, this is called rudeness." What do I usually say to you, we are engaged in art, whether you understand art or not, you have to have an eye for art. You have to learn to understand the profound artistic connotation from the rugged appearance. ”

"I think the swordsman is right, this poem is very good." Ma Xin, who had just been promoted to photographer, immediately expressed his support.

Whether it is Liu Yuan, Zhang Ping, Zhang Lan, Ma Xin, or Li Long, they were all amused by the jokes after reading the script.

Only Wang Yingying took it seriously from the beginning to the end, then she showed a smile, looked at Bai Yuhan very strangely, and said: "Okay, Xiaobai, it's hidden deeply, although this script is scribbled, but this story is really good, I feel that it must be very fun to shoot, and it can be filmed with the current equipment of the photo studio." I'm kind of convinced now that you're really planning to make a film. ”

"Of course, my big man, a mouthful of foam and a pit, when you talk doesn't count. Don't think I'm joking, I really want to engage in this new industry and enter the entertainment industry. ”

"Well, seeing how sincere you say, let's say, what do you need us to do?" Wang Yingying put down the script.

"Don't worry for the time being, the script has just started to be written, and the filming has not yet been scheduled. In this way, Liu Yuan, you are okay in the afternoon, come with me to buy some shooting equipment and come back, and then go to Xinhua Bookstore to buy a set of directing books and come back. If you want to do a good job, you must first sharpen your tools, we are all novices, let's practice while learning. ”

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After eating and digesting for a few minutes, Bai Yuhan couldn't wait to ride his Mulan light motorcycle and took Liu Yuan to the photographic equipment market. Because Luzhou is the provincial capital, and the province is a major TV drama province, there are many photographic equipment stores around the radio and television center.

has been running a photo studio for almost two years, Bai Yuhan is very clear about the doorway of photographic equipment, basically some simple camera equipment, there is something in the store, he came this time, mainly to choose a better rocker. The crane arm is mainly capable of raising and lowering the camera, so it can shoot from an angle from above.

Picking and choosing, he chose a small 3m rocker arm, he didn't plan to shoot big scenes such as war movies, and the 3m rocker arm was enough for demand. Later, I bought some special lenses and magnesium lamps for cameras, and spent nearly 7,000 yuan, one of which was 3,000 yuan.

Leaving the delivery address, Bai Yuhan and Liu Yuan went to Xinhua Bookstore without stopping.

I bought a few books on film and television teaching, and then I returned to the studio satisfied, ready to do a big job. When he arrived at the photo studio, taking advantage of the fact that there were no customers and everyone was free, Bai Yuhan instructed the staff to vacate a room next door and use it as the office location of the white swordsman's studio.

I was so busy until dinner in the evening, and I was generally busy.

Just after eating, Zhao Dafei's call came again.

"Swordsman, what are you doing? Go out for drinks together in the evening. ”

"Another day, I'm busy today."

"Business is too busy, just leave it to the staff, come out quickly, last night was not fun, tonight I called a few girls to come over, let's sing."

"What kind of song to sing, I'm not in the mood."

"Come out quickly, I'll call out my sister."

"Da Fei, you can play by yourself, I'm really not in the mood, it's not a thing to mess around like this every day."

"Aren't you, didn't you just be fired last night (the meaning of a headshot), you didn't fight less before, I didn't see you twist like this. You are now the boss yourself, and you can earn hundreds of dollars lying down all day long, and you are afraid that you can't afford it. ”

"I won't be able to explain it for a while, so let's do it, don't call the messy people, just the two of me, find a place to drink and chat, it just so happens that I have something to discuss with you."

After making an appointment with the place, Bai Yuhan hung up the phone with a headache.

Zhao Dafei is his best friend, he lived on the same street from a small family, went to elementary school, junior high school, and high school together, and after college, Bai Yuhan entered a pheasant university, but Zhao Dafei did not continue to study. At the beginning, I entered the factory with my brother, and I was tired after working for half a month, so I went to run sales again, and I stopped doing it after running for less than a month.

After that, he was going to work as a bartender in a bar, and after studying for a week, he fell out with the master, and then he didn't want to do several jobs that his family introduced him, so he was deserted. Since the price of soybean oil rose last year, his family has made a fortune, and he is even more reluctant to go out to work. shouted every day that he wanted to start his own business, but the slogan was loud and he never took action.

Bai Yuhan knows himself very well as a dead friend, he is ambitious and talented, and he is not a down-to-earth person. But having said that, Zhao Dafei is not without advantages, at least he is very familiar with people from three religions and nine streams, and there are a lot of fox friends and dog friends who call him brothers, and there are many rich second generations and second generations of officials in the city.

Because of Zhao Dafei's relationship, Bai Yuhan himself also met a lot of fox friends and dog friends, eating and drinking when he was fine, and a phone call when he had something to do, which could help him to some extent. When the photo studio first opened, I often asked these people to deal with troubles.

Now that his opportunity has come, Bai Yuhan wants to pull Zhao Dafei along, and by the way, he also makes use of Zhao Dafei's connections.

It's not a shame to have such good connections.

Half an hour later, in a food stall, Bai Yuhan and Zhao Dafei asked for a bottle of liquor, ordered two plates of appetizers, and drank it.

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(During the new book, the brothers gave their support to Lao Bai to the list!) ）

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