Chapter 27: Best Boyfriend?
"It's so fragrant, it smells appetizing." Xu Fangfang shook her nose vigorously, very cute, and stood up and walked towards the table as she spoke.
"Cut, it smells good, but it's not necessarily delicious. Stinky tofu smells so bad, but it doesn't smell at all. Gu Ci was reluctant to "praise" Shi Yi, and said with a confrontation.
"You can choose to eat stinky tofu." Shi Yi set up the rice bowl, pulled out the chair for Xu Fangfang and let her sit down, and then sat next to him, muttering in a low voice, "Okay, don't learn, all the rude and willful habits of the eldest lady have been learned." In this way, the ghost will come out of the ghost when he marries in the future. ”
"What are you?!" Although Shi Yi muttered in a low voice, Gu Ci vaguely listened to a rough idea, stared at her, and said angrily.
"Sister Ci-" Xu Fangfang saw that the two of them seemed to have a tendency to break out again, and hurriedly came out to play a round, "Didn't you keep yelling that you were hungry just now, why don't you eat quickly, it's not good to wait for a while." ”
"How can I have-" Gu Ci heard Xu Fangfang reveal his "shortcomings", but he was still in front of Shi Yi, and hurriedly refused.
"Okay, okay, no. It's because I'm hungry, and if you give me face, it's as if I begged you to eat. Xu Fangfang smiled helplessly at Shi Yi, and then looked at the egg noodles in the bowl, "Whether this noodle is delicious or not, after eating, you will know." ”
"Okay, I'm for Fangfang = one = this ~ read = novel = ybdu to eat your face." Gu Ci hesitated for two seconds, found a step for himself, and then couldn't stand the temptation of the aroma, turned off the TV and sat on the edge of the table.
Shi Yi and Xu Fangfang glanced at each other, smiled, and an inexplicable tacit understanding flowed in the eyes of the two.
"This guy makes it so fragrant, I can't even control my stomach." Gu Ci sniffed the aroma of noodles at close range, and even had an urge to salivate, muttering in his heart, but he didn't care about it, picked up the chopsticks and started eating.
"Huh?" After taking a bite, the expression on Gu Ci's face froze, and his face was incredulous.
"How's it taste?" Xu Fangfang was a little nervous when she saw Gu Ci like this, and asked curiously.
Shi Yi is smile, he is still very confident in his craft - he has always been in charge of food and drink in Shaolin Temple.
With a "rumbling", Gu Ci swallowed the noodles, and his face returned to a very indifferent expression, "Well, it's okay, you won't die if you eat it." ”
Boom, Shi Yi was directly hit and fell to the ground.
"I said, Miss, can your taste not be so heavy! To be honest, there are no less than two pieces of meat. Shi Yi got up and righteously sought justice for his cooking skills.
"I'll try it." Seeing this, Xu Fangfang also tried it herself.
"Shhh......h It's so delicious. Xu Fangfang's face was excited, as if she had done it herself, so she didn't hesitate to praise herself, "Shi Yi, I really didn't expect that you would still have this hand." ”
"Hey, hey, it's a little meaning." was praised by Xu Fangfang like this, and Shi Yi was a little embarrassed this time.
To be a man, it's better to be humble.
"You are very good, you can also heal, and now you are even so good at cooking, you are simply the best boyfriend in the legend!" Xu Fangfang was excited, and directly said what was in her heart.
"Best boyfriend?" Shi Yi looked at Xu Fangfang's crimson pretty face, and his heart suddenly burst, this little girl can't be a fancy to herself, right?
Xu Fangfang realized her "slip of the tongue" at this time, coupled with Shi Yi's gaze, her pretty face swelled with a touch of crimson, and her heart was beating rapidly.
The heart is like a deer!
When you look at a person with a heartbeat of 250, then you must be in love with him/her:
When you look at a person and your heart rate reaches 200, then you must like him or her:
When you look at a person and your heart rate reaches 150, then you must have a crush on him or her:
When you look at a person and the heartbeat reaches 100, then it must be an ordinary friendship:
When you look at a person and your heartbeat reaches 50, then it must be Sister Feng who is flattering you:
When you look at a person and the heartbeat reaches 0, then it must be a myocardial infarction.
Now, when Xu Fangfang faced Shi Yi, her heartbeat was rapid, completely breaking through the 200 mark, and every beating was driving the blood in her whole body to surge, giving her a strong spiritual impact.
"What's wrong with me? Why is this the case again? Xu Fangfang covered her crimson pretty face with her right hand, not letting her "embarrassment" be seen, while trying to restrain her heartbeat.
"Fangfang, what's wrong with you? If your face is so red, do you have a fever? Gu Ci hurriedly and neatly solved the egg noodles, very unsatisfied, this can be said to be the best egg noodles she has ever tasted, but at this time she found Xu Fangfang's strange appearance, and couldn't help but ask with concern.
"I didn't ...... It's okay. Xu Fangfang was a little caught off guard by Gu Ci's question, "I'm because this egg noodle is so delicious." ”
"Forehead......" Gu Ci was stunned for a moment, and then relieved, even if it was her, she had to admit that this egg noodle was indeed very good.
Shi Yi looked at all this, he knew that Xu Fangfang was thin-skinned, so he didn't break it.
"Is there any?" Gu Ci was silent for a while, watching Shi Yi and Xu Fangfang chewing slowly, the gluttonous worm in his stomach was awakened again, he couldn't bear it anymore, and looked at Shi Yi with a longing look.
"Sister Ci, why don't you eat me?" Seeing this, Xu Fangfang was a little reluctant to push the bowl towards Gu Ci, she could see that Gu Ci was starving.
"No, there's still one in the kitchen, I'll get another bowl." Shi Yi despised Gu Ci fiercely in his heart, didn't he still shout that it was not delicious just now, but at the same time, he was still very excited, and there was a thrill of conquest.
Obviously, in terms of eating, Shi Yi used his impeccable cooking skills to conquer the eldest lady who was difficult in every way.
Putting down the chopsticks, Shi Yi picked up Gu Ci's empty bowl and walked into the kitchen.
"Fangfang, you have a good appetite today, you actually ate such a big bowl." Gu Ci looked at Xu Fangfang's eating with relish, and said curiously.
"You're embarrassed to say that you eat a lot more than me." Shi Yi was not there, and Xu Fangfang was also a little more open, "And if I remember well, someone can say that they won't eat it before." ”
"Hmph, I'm not eating to give you face, I just said it." When Xu Fangfang said this, Gu Ci couldn't stand it and hurriedly argued, but then glanced at the kitchen, didn't find Shi Yi's figure, put his cherry lips to Xu Fangfang's ear and whispered, "But to be honest, this egg noodle is really good, I have never eaten such delicious." ”
"Really? It seems that you have been conquered by Shiyi's cooking skills. Xu Fangfang smiled slightly, and a trace of pride appeared in her heart, as if she had been praised.
"Hmph, but I thought I'd approve of him. If you want to live a good life in the future, you have to go through some more time of investigation. Gu Ci finally relented, not denying Shi Yi like before.
"Hee-hee, whatever you want. At least after that, the three meals a day will be settled. Xu Fangfang's smile was a little treacherous at this time, which was different from the usual gentleness, but it had a unique flavor.
Everyone has two sides, and this may also be Xu Fangfang's true side.
The two women were talking softly here, but they didn't know that all of this was listened to by Shi Yi, his hearing was exceptional, and he could hear the sound of mosquitoes flapping their wings thirty meters away in a relatively quiet environment.
"The first step is to plan, and to succeed." A victor's smile appeared on his face, and he walked out with a full bowl of noodles.
……
Zhou Dong was very angry, very, very angry.
"Damn, who the hell is it? Dare to snatch food! Let me know, I will definitely let him know why the flowers are so red! ”
Zhou Dong can be said to have lost his wife and soldiers this time, and finally got a bottle of strange lewd Hehuan San from a secret channel, ready to attack Mu Shuiyan, who he has coveted for a long time, for this plan, he also bought off one of Mu Shuiyan's roommates and asked them to leave the dormitory temporarily, so that it was convenient for him to "** moment".
However, just when he was about to go to spend the night with Mu Shuiyan, he was told by the roommate that Mu Shuiyan had nothing to do and did not show any "ugliness".
Zhou Dong immediately found Chen Fu.
"What the hell are you going to do?" Zhou Dong didn't say a word, and kicked Chen Fu directly in the chest, "Did you do what I was told?" ”
Chen Fu was kicked to the ground by Zhou Dong, his chest was sunken, and the pain was incomparable, but he didn't dare to say anything, endured the pain, and replied tremblingly, "Young master, I did what you ordered, I spilled that powder on Mu Shuiyan's underwear, it's true." ”
"Then why doesn't she have anything to do with her?" Zhou Dong kicked out again when he heard this, "You mean I bought fake medicine?" ”
"No...... It's not ......" Chen Fu didn't dare to resist, gritted his teeth and endured it, "Young master, I remembered, those two pairs of underwear were stuffed into the pocket of that bald guy in a hurry, and there may not be ......"
"What?" Zhou Dong was even more angry this time, and punched and kicked Chen Fu for the third time, "Why didn't you say it earlier." ”
"I ......" Chen Fu was speechless.
". Something that is not enough to achieve and more to lose. Zhou Dong walked back and forth three times on the spot, and then waved his hand to Chen Fu, who was kneeling on the ground, in disgust.
Chen Fu didn't speak, just walked out with his body bent over.
"." Zhou Dong scolded angrily, "I thought I could enjoy it today, it's really fucking hot." ”
As if thinking of something, Zhou Dong took out his mobile phone, it was the latest love crazy, and dialed a number, "You prodigal, hurry up and come over to put out the fire for the master." Master is going to pamper you well tonight. ”
Hanging up the phone, less than three minutes later, the door was opened, and a young girl with a good face, a hot body, and a student uniform walked in.
"Dong Ye, the slave family is late, you can punish me however you want, don't pity the slave family." The hot girl walked directly to Zhou Dong's side, showing her coquettishness.
"Damn, see that the master won't ravage you today."
Zhou Dong was ignited by the hot girl The desire in his heart, the blood of the beast boiled, and when the beast roared, he turned into a beast and flew up, overwhelming the latter on the sofa.
Soon, the room resounded with the languishing sound of male and female love.